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Old 06-04-2008, 10:33 PM   #371 (permalink)
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gets the whole damn band to throw you off stage
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Old 06-04-2008, 10:51 PM   #372 (permalink)
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Comes back with the WT gang and we have an all out war.
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Old 06-04-2008, 10:54 PM   #373 (permalink)
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bring. it. ON.


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Old 06-05-2008, 12:15 AM   #374 (permalink)
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Arms Sharon, Robert and other band members with rifles. Sharon in her fairy dress and face paint point her rifle and shoots round after round. The other band members sit around drinking beer. You drop on the ground, a pool of blood. Tarja comes along and her and Sharon fight over the guns. They decide to share. They both take turns shooting up your dead body. The two then decide to dismember you and hang you from the rafters. To do this, they need the help of the men.
The killing and hanging complete, they all sit down and toast a successful day.

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Old 06-05-2008, 05:26 AM   #375 (permalink)
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shoots you with a cyanide bullet, so even if the shot doesn't kill you, the cyanide will.
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Old 06-05-2008, 08:27 AM   #376 (permalink)
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Arms Sharon, Robert and other band members with rifles. Sharon in her fairy dress and face paint point her rifle and shoots round after round. The other band members sit around drinking beer. You drop on the ground, a pool of blood. Tarja comes along and her and Sharon fight over the guns. They decide to share. They both take turns shooting up your dead body. The two then decide to dismember you and hang you from the rafters. To do this, they need the help of the men.
The killing and hanging complete, they all sit down and toast a successful day.

The end.

MUTINY!!!!!!!!


I feel betrayed....

*stabs you in the back*
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Old 06-05-2008, 05:39 PM   #377 (permalink)
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Arms Sharon, Robert and other band members with rifles. Sharon in her fairy dress and face paint point her rifle and shoots round after round. The other band members sit around drinking beer. You drop on the ground, a pool of blood. Tarja comes along and her and Sharon fight over the guns. They decide to share. They both take turns shooting up your dead body. The two then decide to dismember you and hang you from the rafters. To do this, they need the help of the men.
The killing and hanging complete, they all sit down and toast a successful day.

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Now that's gruesome (and very detailed)

And now onto teh killing....

puts very tiny rubber bands on all of your body. It cuts of your circulation, and you slowly die a painful death...
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Old 06-05-2008, 08:19 PM   #378 (permalink)
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^ she tends to...be good with that sorta thing...

How to kill you.....

Stabs you in the eye with a hot french fry, then boots you in front of a speeding car on the highway
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Old 06-05-2008, 08:24 PM   #379 (permalink)
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Attack, my skunky minions!!!



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