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Julieann · 04-11-2008, 07:30 PM

Really? I don't see any new pos reps flying my way

*pulls all your hair out and ties it around your neck, strangling you*

faceless · 04-11-2008, 07:36 PM

peels the skin off and ripps nails off
and then papercuts your eyeballs and eyelids and for the final touch pulls out a scissors and snips the acheles tendon

do your worst

Selfish&Cold · 04-11-2008, 08:50 PM

*scoops out eyeballs with spoon. Boils them and feeds them to you. Stuffs you in meat grinder*

Princess Mary · 04-11-2008, 10:28 PM

*straps Vince upright in car that has a skylight. Makes his head stick out the top, and ties him in place. Drives down the highway at a million miles an hour. Drives under a rather low bridge. Listens for Vince's head being ripped off, and plopping on the highway*

Selfish&Cold · 04-11-2008, 11:12 PM

*squeezes the last breath out of Kyle's body with my bare hands*

Dad2leia · 04-11-2008, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLady

*slowly dips YOU into a vat of nitrogen and then hits you with a wrecking ball*

ROFLMAO!!!!!

*kills you by flinging pos reps at you*

Hmmm....

*Throws you in the back of a pickup, then takes it to the car crusher while kicking back with a six pack..oh and yes, you are conscious, but unable to move thanks to the 'choline injection....

Selfish&Cold · 04-11-2008, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dad2leia

Hmmm....

*Throws you in the back of a pickup, then takes it to the car crusher while kicking back with a six pack..oh and yes, you are conscious, but unable to move thanks to the 'choline injection....

I think you need a hug....

*pushes you in front of semi*

Dad2leia · 04-11-2008, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selfish&Cold

I think you need a hug....

*pushes you in front of semi*

Don't forget the "goodnight kiss"...

*Sends a VX gas pellet your way via pellet gun. Hands out tickets for the "coming out" show...

Selfish&Cold · 04-11-2008, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dad2leia

Don't forget the "goodnight kiss"...

*Sends a VX gas pellet your way via pellet gun. Hands out tickets for the "coming out" show...

Pffft, I came out YEARS ago my freind! LOL!

*puts you in oven and seasons you appropriatly*

Shivercide · 04-11-2008, 11:35 PM

*papercuts Vince to death*

04-11-2008, 07:30 PM	#41 (permalink)
Julieann Webster's Warrior Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 786 Points: 0.00 Bank: 1,050,047.05 Total Points: 1,050,047.05 Donate	Really? I don't see any new pos reps flying my way pulls all your hair out and ties it around your neck, strangling you __________________

04-11-2008, 08:50 PM	#43 (permalink)
Selfish&Cold Who's your daddy? Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a pineapple under the sea! Age: 24 Posts: 912 Points: 2,442.88 Bank: 32,799.92 Total Points: 35,242.80 Donate	scoops out eyeballs with spoon. Boils them and feeds them to you. Stuffs you in meat grinder __________________ I took you home Set you on the glass I pulled off your wings Then I laughed.

04-11-2008, 10:28 PM	#44 (permalink)
Princess Mary Mastah debatah! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleasuring Tarja Under The Bedsheets And Watching Her Toes Curl Age: 25 Posts: 4,156 Points: 21.61 Bank: 638,711.94 Total Points: 638,733.55 Donate	straps Vince upright in car that has a skylight. Makes his head stick out the top, and ties him in place. Drives down the highway at a million miles an hour. Drives under a rather low bridge. Listens for Vince's head being ripped off, and plopping on the highway __________________ Made by "Sirens Melody"

04-11-2008, 11:12 PM	#45 (permalink)
Selfish&Cold Who's your daddy? Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a pineapple under the sea! Age: 24 Posts: 912 Points: 2,442.88 Bank: 32,799.92 Total Points: 35,242.80 Donate	squeezes the last breath out of Kyle's body with my bare hands __________________ I took you home Set you on the glass I pulled off your wings Then I laughed.

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faceless n00blet Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12 Points: 3,339.75 Bank: 1,485.95 Total Points: 4,825.70 Donate	peels the skin off and ripps nails off and then papercuts your eyeballs and eyelids and for the final touch pulls out a scissors and snips the acheles tendon do your worst

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