I come up behind you in a small alley on your way home from the Evboard bar, I inject you with that stuff "Dexter" (TV show) uses to paralyze his victims, I bring you to an abandoned warehouse, you will wake up but you will be unable to move, and as you look I cut you up in small little pieces and when I'm done I let you "sleep among the sharks" *evil laugh*

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now THAT sounds like fun!

*Nails you to the ceilin' with long nails covered in oil an' covers the floor in small metal spikes,as you slowly slide down the razors an' slice open you realise that your commin' to the end of the nails....*SLIP!!*...you fall face down onto the spikes....but dont die yet...slowly you make you way over the spikes,each 1 diggin' in more then the last untill you get to the door an' open it.......*BAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!* a nail bomb goes off in your face blowin' you back towards the window....you get up an' attempt to climb from said window....*SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* down comes the guilertine that replaces the glass an' off with your head*

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wow that actually gave me goosebumps...

while you're on a calm Sunday evening walk through the local park, I run up to you and splash you with a bucket of hot steaming tar, you start screaming so loud that almost all the birds singing on trees die and start falling down, some who haven't died, but are in painful agony, start scratching you with their claws and biting at you with their sharp beaks, when all the birds finally drop dead, I kick you in the head with an old loaf of bread that was left there by someone who fed the pigeons the day before, and you fall unconscious, I drag you to the railway station and tie you to the railway tracks as you are waking up by a rumble coming from an unknown direction you finally open your eyes and look to the left... no... make it right, you look to the right and the last thing you see is big Choo Choo machine and the sound of your bones cracking underneath heavy metal (\m/) wheels....

whew that was fun

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*LMFAO at kickin' me in the head with a loaf of bread..made me laugh out loud*

*ties your hands to a ceilin' fan an' your feet to a fan on the ground an' turns them both on in different direction. As you body slowly turns its self 2 different ways you ribs slowly begin to crack 'n' break under the strain,makin' it hard to breath. Just as the last once breaks I put a loose plastic bag over your face an' stop the fans. Producin' a small feather duster I gently tickle your bare sides an' as you twist an' turn from the ticklin' your broken ribs peirce you lungs makin' it almost immpossible to breath,the plastic bag now movin' in an' out of your mouth as your breathin' becomes deeper from the struggle. The more you struggle the more organs begin to pop an' peirce causin' mass hemerage. Your either die slowly of suffercation or from the blood poisionin' an' an ruptured organs...i'll let you pick,considerin' im such a nice guy [lol]*

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^ o_o

*stabs you*

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*locks you in the chatroom with francis*


O.O;

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"Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces"

*buries you alive in a dumpster...with francis*

<3

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Kills you and forces you into Purgat-z....with purgat-z boy.

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"Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces"

Very well done Kylie....* Laughs Out Loud * Literly *

Injects you with some shit that leaves you paralized, and nails you to a
wall, and your still awake, but just can't move.
Has a very sharp knife, and cuts deep down into your tissue, and rips out
your muscles to start with, then cuts down deeper, and then grabs your
vains, and pulls them out with my bar hands.
As your body starts to weaken, and drains of blood.
Then cuts your whole body to shreds, and puts out all your organs on
display.

* Just OMFG * O_O O_O

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Trina? where on EARTH did you come up with that?! O.o

*takes a plate of hot pizza and throws it at your face. then, throws you into a fan*

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"Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces"