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Old 07-06-2008, 10:34 PM   #561 (permalink)
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Hmmm...I'm just going to crucify you. Nail you to a cross and leave you there. Before you die you'll get severe sunburn and the birds will eat you alive before you finally kick the bucket.
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Old 07-06-2008, 11:15 PM   #562 (permalink)
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Lovely.

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Old 07-07-2008, 02:51 AM   #563 (permalink)
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Ok, here is something a little less brutal.....

Ties you up, and lowers you down into a pool of STEAMING HOT water
(Beyond tempatures), and watches your skin boil into nothing but bone.
Starts from feet to head, this way you get a really good taste of all that
pain.

* Doesn't know whats come over me, its the evilness * Evil laugh *
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Old 07-07-2008, 03:14 AM   #564 (permalink)
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*people are really commin' alive now!...goody!*

*Hog-Ties you face down in a room with a sex-starved pack of horses...you do the math* lmao!
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Old 07-07-2008, 03:24 AM   #565 (permalink)
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Ties you down right in front of a randy donkey with a huge dong. YOU do the math, laddy!
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Old 07-07-2008, 06:11 PM   #566 (permalink)
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*ties you to a chair and sets loose a raging silverback gorilla into the room*
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Old 07-07-2008, 07:38 PM   #567 (permalink)
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Ties you to a chair and lets every male animal in history into the room with you. What they will do to you is anyones guess...
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*Puts you in an Iron Maiden with blunt spikes so you slowly crush to death instead of gettin' spiked*
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Old 07-08-2008, 03:37 AM   #569 (permalink)
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Wraps a cord around your neck and pulls it so hard your head falls off
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