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Raskull · 07-24-2008, 11:40 PM

Attempts to slit your throat with a dull, rusty razor. When it doesn't cut deep enough I resort to bashing your head everywhere.

KalinNichole · 07-25-2008, 12:13 AM

nothing personal. But I'd like to vent this on here to prevent myself from actually going nuts on someone. Note:I wiould never do this (since someone is probably having my every internet move watched). I'm just angry and need to vent.

First, I'd come into your house while you are sleeping. Your dogs love me more than they love you so they won't bark to wake you up. Next I'll grab the gun you keep on top of the fridge. I'll walk into your room and hit you over the head just hard enough to knock you out. Then I'll tie you up and wait for you to wake up. I'll be sitting there watching you, playing with the dogs. Then I'll let Domino watch while I pull the hairs of your beard out one by one just like you pulled out his whiskers. Then I'll let him watch as I hit you in the nuts just like you hit him. Then when you try to defend yourself from the pain like he did, I'll hit you as hard as I possibly can and choke you, like you did to him. Then I'll let you sit there until you have to pee so badly, you can't hold it and you wet yourself. Then I'll hit you like you hit Spot when he wet the floor because he's old and can't hold it. Also, I won't give you any water at all, just like you did the dogs. Then, I'd go put the dogs and all of my family's stuff in my car and go back in the house. Next, I'd make you listen as I called all your family and "friends" and told them all the lies you've told them. Then I'd make you listen as I called the government and told them all the times you lied to them. Don't worry. You won't go to federal prison because I'm gonna kill you. Now. I'll tell you what a sorry piece of shit you are like you called my mama and my boyfriend. And I'll tell you how worthless you are like you told me. Now I'll point the gun at your head and see how you like it. Then right before I shot you in the head, I'd tell you where everone has been hiding from you. You'll feel pretty stupid to have wasted all the money on private investigators and they couldnt even find them. Then I'd shoot you, and leave you there in the house you were so proud of.

--I'm not messed up at all. I'm just really mad at someone.

Princess Mary · 07-25-2008, 01:02 AM

Hope you got all that off your chest!!!

Shoots you with a spear gun, I get you right on the side of your neck and you end up partially decapitated.

KalinNichole · 07-25-2008, 12:09 PM

covers you in cows blood and ties you to the back of a fan boat and slowly drags you through the everglades.

TearsofShadows · 07-25-2008, 03:16 PM

Throws you into a tank full of great white sharks and Paranas...
oh...and they haven't eaten in a week...

Sweet Tigger · 07-25-2008, 05:11 PM

Hangs you by your feet off the ceiling, and uses a dart gun..
and shoots you untill theres nothing left of you, and you are in a
few several peices and then throws each part of you into a pit
of flaming fire.
(These are all razor sharp darts, and each shot is a clean through and
through) XD

Princess Mary · 07-25-2008, 08:43 PM

Makes you work hard labour until you collapse and die of exhaustion

PuppetMaster · 07-28-2008, 02:36 AM

*Sends a vet round to do 1 of those exams they do on cows an' stuff (with the yellow glove up the anus..y'know the 1 I mean lol). Once he gets his hand up there he's like "Hmm whats this???" as he pulls the lump he feels "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!" out come all your insides with a small ball attached anna small greetin' card sayin' "With Love: PuppetMaster" anna

*

Princess Mary · 07-28-2008, 03:10 AM

OMG Puppet your name is Anna?

Ties a thin piece of cord around you neck and pulls tightly, the cord cuts into your neck and slowly decapitates you while you are still alive.

Tristaniescence · 07-28-2008, 10:07 AM

Pushes you in a pool of acid and makes batteries out of your dissolving flesh. I then use your skin batteries for a flash light.

07-24-2008, 11:40 PM	#591 (permalink)
Raskull So Tired Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Where? Age: 17 Posts: 478 Points: 5,322.52 Bank: 4,108.78 Total Points: 9,431.30 Donate	Attempts to slit your throat with a dull, rusty razor. When it doesn't cut deep enough I resort to bashing your head everywhere. __________________ Anger. The emotion of change. Kill for me.

07-25-2008, 12:13 AM	#592 (permalink)
KalinNichole Sex kitten.....meow Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Knoxville, TN Age: 18 Posts: 100 Points: 2,780.50 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,780.50 Donate	nothing personal. But I'd like to vent this on here to prevent myself from actually going nuts on someone. Note:I wiould never do this (since someone is probably having my every internet move watched). I'm just angry and need to vent. First, I'd come into your house while you are sleeping. Your dogs love me more than they love you so they won't bark to wake you up. Next I'll grab the gun you keep on top of the fridge. I'll walk into your room and hit you over the head just hard enough to knock you out. Then I'll tie you up and wait for you to wake up. I'll be sitting there watching you, playing with the dogs. Then I'll let Domino watch while I pull the hairs of your beard out one by one just like you pulled out his whiskers. Then I'll let him watch as I hit you in the nuts just like you hit him. Then when you try to defend yourself from the pain like he did, I'll hit you as hard as I possibly can and choke you, like you did to him. Then I'll let you sit there until you have to pee so badly, you can't hold it and you wet yourself. Then I'll hit you like you hit Spot when he wet the floor because he's old and can't hold it. Also, I won't give you any water at all, just like you did the dogs. Then, I'd go put the dogs and all of my family's stuff in my car and go back in the house. Next, I'd make you listen as I called all your family and "friends" and told them all the lies you've told them. Then I'd make you listen as I called the government and told them all the times you lied to them. Don't worry. You won't go to federal prison because I'm gonna kill you. Now. I'll tell you what a sorry piece of shit you are like you called my mama and my boyfriend. And I'll tell you how worthless you are like you told me. Now I'll point the gun at your head and see how *you* like it. Then right before I shot you in the head, I'd tell you where everone has been hiding from you. You'll feel pretty stupid to have wasted all the money on private investigators and they couldnt even find them. Then I'd shoot you, and leave you there in the house you were so proud of. --I'm not messed up at all. I'm just really mad at someone. __________________ O Death, rock me asleep, Bring me to quiet rest, Let pass my weary guiltless ghost Out of my careful breast.--Anne Boleyn

07-25-2008, 01:02 AM	#593 (permalink)
Princess Mary 39 Years Ago We Lost You Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleasuring Tarja Under The Bedsheets And Watching Her Toes Curl Age: 24 Posts: 3,808 Points: 451.63 Bank: 304,177.19 Total Points: 304,628.82 Donate	Hope you got all that off your chest!!! Shoots you with a spear gun, I get you right on the side of your neck and you end up partially decapitated. __________________ Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Epica, After Forever...and anyone else you can think of! New forums open now.

07-25-2008, 12:09 PM	#594 (permalink)
KalinNichole Sex kitten.....meow Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Knoxville, TN Age: 18 Posts: 100 Points: 2,780.50 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,780.50 Donate	covers you in cows blood and ties you to the back of a fan boat and slowly drags you through the everglades. __________________ O Death, rock me asleep, Bring me to quiet rest, Let pass my weary guiltless ghost Out of my careful breast.--Anne Boleyn

07-25-2008, 05:11 PM	#596 (permalink)
Sweet Tigger Pure Hearted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Over The Rainbow Age: 31 Posts: 2,573 Points: 2,702.37 Bank: 93,648.97 Total Points: 96,351.34 Donate $PIE. \m/ Heh, you're awesome. :D - CrownlessAgain$	Hangs you by your feet off the ceiling, and uses a dart gun.. and shoots you untill theres nothing left of you, and you are in a few several peices and then throws each part of you into a pit of flaming fire. (These are all razor sharp darts, and each shot is a clean through and through) XD __________________ Always Believe In Your Self!!! Last edited by Sweet Tigger : 07-25-2008 at 05:14 PM.

07-25-2008, 08:43 PM	#597 (permalink)
Princess Mary 39 Years Ago We Lost You Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleasuring Tarja Under The Bedsheets And Watching Her Toes Curl Age: 24 Posts: 3,808 Points: 451.63 Bank: 304,177.19 Total Points: 304,628.82 Donate	Makes you work hard labour until you collapse and die of exhaustion __________________ Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Epica, After Forever...and anyone else you can think of! New forums open now.

07-28-2008, 02:36 AM	#598 (permalink)
PuppetMaster Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the deepest,darkest corner of your closet Posts: 84 Points: 4,378.21 Bank: 1,849.04 Total Points: 6,227.25 Donate	Sends a vet round to do 1 of those exams they do on cows an' stuff (with the yellow glove up the anus..y'know the 1 I mean lol). Once he gets his hand up there he's like "Hmm whats this???" as he pulls the lump he feels "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!" out come all your insides with a small ball attached anna small greetin' card sayin' "With Love: PuppetMaster" anna __________________ --- "Dont Count The Days...Make The Days Count" ---

07-28-2008, 03:10 AM	#599 (permalink)
Princess Mary 39 Years Ago We Lost You Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleasuring Tarja Under The Bedsheets And Watching Her Toes Curl Age: 24 Posts: 3,808 Points: 451.63 Bank: 304,177.19 Total Points: 304,628.82 Donate	OMG Puppet your name is Anna? Ties a thin piece of cord around you neck and pulls tightly, the cord cuts into your neck and slowly decapitates you while you are still alive. __________________ Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Epica, After Forever...and anyone else you can think of! New forums open now.

07-28-2008, 10:07 AM	#600 (permalink)
Tristaniescence Puts the 00 in n00b Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Somewhere in the Darkness Posts: 111 Points: 2,285.22 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,285.22 Donate	Pushes you in a pool of acid and makes batteries out of your dissolving flesh. I then use your skin batteries for a flash light. __________________ Why look good if you're already in metal?