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Old 07-28-2008, 10:08 PM   #601 (permalink)
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Burns you with a white hot poker and sears your skin so it burns and starts flaking off. I then put you on a moving sander and sand your skin away.
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Old 07-28-2008, 10:24 PM   #602 (permalink)
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Hmm.
Makes sweet, sweet love to you until you simply cannot breathe, and suffocate.
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Old 07-28-2008, 10:53 PM   #603 (permalink)
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Makes you turn contorshinist and shoves you in a small box, all your limbs break and come out through your skin and you bleed to deaht
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:33 AM   #604 (permalink)
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runs you a nice hot bubble bath, waits til you are relaxed, and drops a plugged in microwave in the water
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Old 07-29-2008, 03:16 AM   #605 (permalink)
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[quote=Princess Mary;1121062]OMG Puppet your name is Anna?

LMFAO!!! No,Mary its Dave. I meant "And a smiley face" "Anna" is jus' the way I pronounce it. lol!

*Sticks a huge hook through both your eye sockets an' uses you as bait when he goes shark fishin'*
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*stuffs your mouth with razorblades and sews them shut, you eventually swallow them which causes internal bleeding and organ failure... conclusion.... YOU DIE* *evil laugh*
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Old 07-29-2008, 01:47 PM   #607 (permalink)
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Rips out each one of your teeth, and then grabs a razer sharp knife,
and diggs into your gums, and rips your mouth apart, then rips out your
finger nails, and your eyes......you die just from all the gushing blood, and
the pain alone!

Mahhahahah * Evil grin *
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:36 PM   #608 (permalink)
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straps you in a chair and sews your eyes open. Sits you in front of a mirror and makes you watch as I mutilate with a razor blade. Unstraps you and locks you in the room with nothing but a gun. Your new reflection will eventually get to you and you'll finish the job for me.
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Old 07-29-2008, 11:51 PM   #609 (permalink)
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*plays dentist*

Sticks you in the chair, gets a razor and forces your lips apart. I slice off your gums, and pull out your teeth with no anesethtic.
I get the drill and drill into the roof of your mouth, up through your nose into your brain. The drill wraps around your brains and I pull them out through the roof of your mouth.
Then I get a hammer and bash your bleeding gums with a hammer. You faint from the pain so I stand over you and stab you with the drill over and over.
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