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Old 07-30-2008, 07:06 AM   #611 (permalink)
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Sets up hundreds of rat traps and puts them on the floor. I throw you into them and they go off and stick to you. Then I pour boiling oil on the floor and you slip and slid toward this huge vat filled with acid, you fall in the vat and the acid burns away your skin. I take you out before you die and play doctor but sadly your injuries are just too severe.
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Old 07-31-2008, 03:30 AM   #612 (permalink)
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Well at least you TRIED to save me,mary lol!

*Performs open heart surgery on you "whats this?" as I grab you heart an' pull it out "No,I dont think we need this" an' sews you back up...but wheres your heart??? *shrugs* "me no know" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaan' flatline...oops* lol
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Old 07-31-2008, 05:50 AM   #613 (permalink)
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Forces you to drink whiskey until you die of alcohol poisioning
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:02 AM   #614 (permalink)
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Thats not such a bad way t'go! lol

*Stabs you in the face with a pencil an' watches as you slowly die of lead poisonin'* short an' sweet lol
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Old 08-01-2008, 10:23 AM   #615 (permalink)
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Knocks you unconscious then grinds your face with blender until it eventually decapitates you, then washes the blood off and establishes an alibi. (At least I made sure u weren't in pain!)
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Old 08-01-2008, 10:43 PM   #616 (permalink)
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Throws you in the food disposal.
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Old 08-02-2008, 02:28 AM   #617 (permalink)
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Wrap you up in bubble wrap then lock you in a padded room and leave you there.
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sprays you with squirrelly lovin' pheremones and locks you in a room with 100 rabid male squirrells.
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Old 08-03-2008, 12:45 AM   #620 (permalink)
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*freezes you Sub-Zero style and kicks you in the head shattering your brain to pieces*
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