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Old 08-03-2008, 06:05 AM   #621 (permalink)
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Dumps you in a vat of liquid nitrogen, waits until you are frozen solid then I shoot you and you shatter into tiny pieces.

Hasta la vista baby.
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Old 08-03-2008, 02:10 PM   #622 (permalink)
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Hand cuffs you to the back of my Jeep, only wearing your bra, and
underwear, and steps on the gas, and drives 110 dragging you on the hard,
raggid road, as your flesh starts to rip off, and you start going into shock
from the pain being so bad.
At the end of the trip, your nothing but bones, and one side of your face
is ripped right off.
Then an infection starts and thats where is all ends right there.
The infection spreads all through tyour body (whats left of it) And I leave
you there to die, and drive off, like nothing ever happened.

* Very evil laigh * Bahhahahaha
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Old 08-03-2008, 09:04 PM   #623 (permalink)
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hypnotizes and trains tigger to act like a real tiger every time I bark. I leave you two together in a black room, and, through a microphone connected to speakers in the room, I start barking.
tigger mauls you.
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Old 08-03-2008, 09:52 PM   #624 (permalink)
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gives you a sedative and sits you in a chair. plays classical music while I cut your head open and sautee a tiny piece if your brain and feeds it to you hannible style. Then cooks the rest of you and has a feast with all of evboard. (though I'll secretly switch my plate with a plate of chicken)
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:57 AM   #625 (permalink)
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Pops you in the mircowave and switched it to high. I have to leave the room because they smell of melting, blistering flesh makes me feel sick.
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:07 PM   #626 (permalink)
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Your laying sun tanning, and I strap you to the bed your on, and gives the sun a boost with high beem lighting, and has it directly facing on you,
and your skin starts to boil, and then you start melting, and your screaming
in the worst pain you can ever possibly feel......
Then you know whats after that. Mahahahaha
* Looks real evil *
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:59 PM   #627 (permalink)
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I can do one better...I throw in the tanning bed and lock you in. Eventually all those rays cause cancer and you shrivle away and die and end up becoming mummified because of the heat.
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Pins you to the floor with nails an' places a hammer over your head that slooooooooooowly hammers nails into your eyes untill they start to peirce your brain. As you become woozy an' disorientated the hammer begins nailin' them into your ears again untill the slightly peirce your brain. Gets you up an' sets you on your way,as you cross the road your brain malfunctions an' you fall just' assa huge truck passes runnin' over you head*
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hook you up to an IV that feeds a heavy drip of propane into your veins. Then makes a small cut in your stomach and inserts a lit match!!

hahaha..
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