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Old 04-12-2008, 10:30 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Holds a plastic bag over your face, then bludgens you to death with a hammer. The plastic bag catches all the chips of bone and gore.
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Old 04-13-2008, 02:40 AM   #82 (permalink)
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*waterboards you till you die of panic*

Ohsnap. Yeah I just went there.



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Old 04-13-2008, 02:59 AM   #83 (permalink)
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* Injects sianide poison into your body, and watches you beg for your
life, but by then its already to late *

Sorry for bad spelling....


( Like I can ever do that to you Julie, Me Lurves You )
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Old 04-13-2008, 03:15 AM   #84 (permalink)
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Pffft. Cyanide. SOOOO last century. LOL

*slips lethal amount of belladonna into your morning coffee*

Silent, painless, and completely undetectable in an autopsy.
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Old 04-13-2008, 03:23 AM   #85 (permalink)
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*flies julie to australia and then ties her down while kangaroos have a jumping stampede over her*
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Old 04-13-2008, 05:11 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2008, 06:05 AM   #87 (permalink)
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*looks ate her avatar, thinks for a few seconds... bites the flesh off her neck (where the major arteries are) and watches her bleed slowly to death*
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Old 04-13-2008, 06:23 AM   #88 (permalink)
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sets my dementia residents on you, let them punch, moan, throw bandaids at you and dirty pads and let them hit you with walking sticks, wheelie walkers and wheelchairs can run over you

i admit my resies aren't that crazy but ill train them to be
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Old 04-13-2008, 06:33 AM   #89 (permalink)
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OMG you have a few good ones there Shannon


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