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Old 07-19-2008, 06:03 PM   #571 (permalink)
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*pushes you into a burning incinerator and roasts marshmallows over your charred remains*
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Old 07-19-2008, 06:12 PM   #572 (permalink)
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Takes a machine with the deadly blades in pure sight, and ties
you up then turns you in a side ways position, and slowly lowers
you down, and the blades tear right through your flesh, and
finally makes its way right through your whole body.

I can tell you its not easy, having to clean up a very bloody mess
such as that. XD O.o
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Old 07-19-2008, 07:11 PM   #573 (permalink)
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(I got this one from my best friend, so I'll give her credit 4 this one!)

Locks you in a padded cell, and starts playing Britney Spears while I watch from a sound proof one way mirror. I wait and watch you slowly suffocate yourself by holding your breath as a suicide method!!!

(Thanks Zoey, I owe you one for when we're back in school!)
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Old 07-19-2008, 10:22 PM   #574 (permalink)
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Sits you in an office chair, and your tied up, and have duck tape around
your mouth, so you can't scream for help and or anything for that matter.
Has you in the center between each wall on the sides, and has a wall
right in the back of you.
Drives my car right in front of you, and puts it in drive, and slams on the
gas peddle, and drives you in full force and slams you against the wall, and
watches all your insides explode out of your body. And all your guts, and
tissues, and brains splatter out of you.

* OMG, just imagine that kind of mess * O.O
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Old 07-19-2008, 10:38 PM   #575 (permalink)
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places a number of leeches and ticks in a room locks you in and waits for them to slowly drain you of your blood
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Old 07-19-2008, 11:23 PM   #576 (permalink)
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*Pushes you into the swamp and watches swamp thing eat your brains out*
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Old 07-21-2008, 05:22 AM   #577 (permalink)
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Hangs you upside down and slits you from navel to throat with a sharp knife. I pull out all you organs and show them to you as I do so. I boil them roast them and steam them and feed them to you. The food passes to your stomach and I cut out your stomach and make you eat all that food you just ate.
Then I use your skin to make a winter coat.
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Old 07-21-2008, 12:52 PM   #578 (permalink)
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hangs you from my cealing and uses you as a punching bag
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:55 AM   #579 (permalink)
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My last 1 didnt post so i'll do it again as I thought it was quite a good 1
No, it did post, but it was deleted. Most posts in here are over-the-top enough, but when tied into a sexual nature it just will not be tolerated.
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^^^@ Leslie.....

Ties you to my ceiling fan, and turns it on full blast, and watches
you fly heard first into a brick wall.

(sorry Les, you know I could never do that to you)
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