Letters to Santa Dev

**ZER0** · 12-17-2006, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seph

HITLER WANTS A CUPCAKE IMMEDIATELY!

cupcakes are why amy lee has as many chins as the guy from type o negative has testicles. you sure you want that?

Ayria · 12-17-2006, 09:30 PM

Dear Santa,

This year could you please bring a coffin for grandpa? You chocked him with a chesnut last year and the stench is starting to make me vomit regularly...

Please don't kill me,
Rachel

**ZER0** · 12-17-2006, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ayria

Dear Santa,

This year could you please bring a coffin for grandpa? You chocked him with a chesnut last year and the stench is starting to make me vomit regularly...

Please don't kill me,
Rachel

dear rachel,
it'll damage the lining of your throat and rot your teeth, but you've kept a fantastic figure over the past year. i took away your grandpa, but i gave you the gift of bulimia. boys like you because of me.
love,
santa

Shivercide · 12-17-2006, 09:51 PM

Dear Santa,

I want Melanie for Christmas. Because I really miss her.

**ZER0** · 12-17-2006, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shivercide

Dear Santa,

I want Melanie for Christmas. Because I really miss her.

dear shivercide,
you're jewish and thus not in my deptartment.
love,
santa

**ZER0** · 12-17-2006, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draconian~Nymph

Dear Santa,

Last year I caught you kissing my mother. This is wrong. Just dead wrong. Because of you, she cries late at night because now she wants something she can never have. My father is also devastated, and is after your blood. You have soiled our happiness and honor as a family. So just know that this year I'll be waiting for you with a pitchfork of doom, ready to shove it through your skull if you dare come to my house. Watch your back, bitch.

Love eternal,
Sarah

P.S.
I want the Red Sox to win the World Series this year. I'm in no mood to be trifled with, so if this doesn't come to pass, Rudolph gets it too.

dear sarah,
maybe if your parents didn't have a sham of a marriage you mom wouldn't have shoved her tongue down my throat. don't blame me because she's a whore.
also, i can't make suck ass sports teams not suck ass. besides, i already promised the series to the cubs because chi kicks your city's ass in a dark alleyway at night.
love,
santa

Shivercide · 12-17-2006, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZER0

dear shivercide,
you're jewish and thus not in my deptartment.
love,
santa

Your response was much better BEFORE you changed it to this. :) I'm not Jewish. And I don't worship the devil, either, I swear, Satan... I mean Santa. *cry*

**ZER0** · 12-17-2006, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shivercide

Your response was much better BEFORE you changed it to this.

I'm not Jewish. And I don't worship the devil, either, I swear, Satan... I mean Santa. *cry*

yeah, i'm mean, but i didn't want to be THAT mean. that's what you get for christmas. mercy from dev.

Sophia · 12-17-2006, 10:50 PM

Dear Santa,

Why are you so fat? Don't you have treadmills or Jenny Craigs up in the North Pole? I think you're providing an unhealthy example for all of America's fat children.

Time to lose a few, lardo.
Love, Sophia

Jane · 12-17-2006, 10:52 PM

Dear Santa,

I want a kitty. Any kind would be great. Oh, and some of that chocolate that my astronomy teacher always gave us in class. It was always very chocolatey. Thanks.

Love,
Jane

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12-17-2006, 09:30 PM	Letters to Santa Dev Post #12
Ayria Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chicago Age: 22 Posts: 1,111 Points: 1,272.37 Bank: 2,361.69 Total Points: 3,634.05 Donate	Dear Santa, This year could you please bring a coffin for grandpa? You chocked him with a chesnut last year and the stench is starting to make me vomit regularly... Please don't kill me, Rachel

12-17-2006, 09:51 PM	Letters to Santa Dev Post #14
Shivercide la douleur exquise Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In this case of flesh and blood Posts: 5,760 Points: 14,568,201,805.98 Bank: 826.79 Total Points: 14,568,202,632.77 Donate	Dear Santa, I want Melanie for Christmas. Because I really miss her.

12-17-2006, 10:50 PM	Letters to Santa Dev Post #19
Sophia greek harlot Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Calgary, AB Posts: 577 Points: 13,678.78 Bank: 4,345,165.42 Total Points: 4,358,844.20 Donate	Dear Santa, Why are you so fat? Don't you have treadmills or Jenny Craigs up in the North Pole? I think you're providing an unhealthy example for all of America's fat children. Time to lose a few, lardo. Love, Sophia

12-17-2006, 10:52 PM	Letters to Santa Dev Post #20
Jane Old School Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Baltimore, MD Age: 25 Posts: 5,081 Points: 500.00 Bank: 0.01 Total Points: 500.01 Donate	Dear Santa, I want a kitty. Any kind would be great. Oh, and some of that chocolate that my astronomy teacher always gave us in class. It was always very chocolatey. Thanks. Love, Jane

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