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hyatt[x]core · 06-30-2006, 10:25 PM

Granted, you have it, but you total it on the first drive.

I wish there were 28 hours in a day instead of 24.

Shivercide · 06-30-2006, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by hyatt[x]core

Granted, you have it, but you total it on the first drive.

I wish there were 28 hours in a day instead of 24.

Granted, but you somehow end up trapped in an empty room for 4 waking hours every day.

I wish I could quit drinking soda so much.

Jane · 06-30-2006, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Shivercide

I wish I could quit drinking soda so much.

Granted, now you're an avid smoker and you're anorexic - Congrats!

I wish I were a cat... just so my biggest worries were how to catch the fly in the kitchen and which bed feels most comfy. ::Sighs:: Damn cats. They should get jobs, really. Feed me dinner for once! ^.^;

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hyatt[x]core · 06-30-2006, 10:54 PM

Granted but you live in China where you're always afraid of being eaten.

I wish I was psychic!

**mercury_amy** · 06-30-2006, 11:01 PM

Granted, but you can only forsee the absolutely horrid things that will happen to people in their futures. You cannot forsee the good things that will happen to them.

I wish I was able to afford and upkeep my own little house. Just for me.

**PaleIsBeautiful** · 07-01-2006, 02:12 PM

Granted, but the $$$ comes from the job you just lost because you couldn't get to work because you spent all your $$$ on the house instead of your POS car that died.

I wish I had a 4.0 GPA in college.

Ghetto Fabalus · 07-01-2006, 05:34 PM

Granted. But instead of working for it with dignity, you have to resort to selling your body to your decrepit 60-year-old professors. Worse, they make you fish your payment of $5 out of their dentures, which occasionally pop out and fall onto your lap. And they make you put them back in.

I wish I had a sugar daddy.

**Melanie** · 07-01-2006, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghetto Fabalus

I wish I had a sugar daddy.

Granted, here's a giant one....

I wish my mother-in-law would vanish off the planet.

Ghetto Fabalus · 07-01-2006, 06:27 PM

Granted. But though she vanishes in physical form, her spectral self continues to haunt you from beyond the grave. No longer bound by earthly limitations, she is now free to crow at you whenever she pleases. Even your dreams are no longer a sanctuary from her madness.

I wish I had A NON-CANDY SUGAR DADDY.

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hyatt[x]core Coming Undone. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: "Oooh, I'm shaking in my little $15 Converse-Ripoffs from Target!!!" Age: 20 Posts: 787 Points: 5,816.91 Bank: 18,070.79 Total Points: 23,887.70 Donate	Granted but you live in China where you're always afraid of being eaten. I wish I was psychic! __________________ studies show... ...intelligent girls are more depressed because they know what the world is really like... Myyyy myspace (leave luffles) My angry rant blog! <3

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Ghetto Fabalus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a field of... no wait, a hollow... in a stranger's... GRR THEY'VE ALL BEEN TAKEN! I'll settle for Minnesota, I guess. Age: 23 Posts: 932 Points: 613.65 Bank: 179,309.59 Total Points: 179,923.24 Donate	Granted. But though she vanishes in physical form, her spectral self continues to haunt you from beyond the grave. No longer bound by earthly limitations, she is now free to crow at you whenever she pleases. Even your dreams are no longer a sanctuary from her madness. I wish I had A NON-CANDY SUGAR DADDY.

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