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Wildangel · 07-01-2006, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Melanie

Granted. I found just the guy for you, and he's looking for some lovin'.

I wish Cold Stone Creamery was within walking distance.

wish granted. now you have cold stone creamery right in your own front yard. What you didn't realize is that the cows came with the creamery, and now your whole front yard is full of cow poo and you just stepped in it.

I wish i had my american racing tires on my car instead of the old honda standard rims.

Phoenix Fires · 07-01-2006, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nagini

Granted, but then the spare battery costs more than the flippin phone! And then it runs out and you had lost your charger so you now have 2 dead batteries and no more moneys to buy a new battery

.

Feck! That's one expensive battery considering my new phone cost me £160

Granted. You have the tyres, but you don't have a steering wheel any more, it was stolen.

I wish I wasn't thirsty

Gyakusetsu · 07-02-2006, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix Fires

I wish I wasn't thirsty

Granted, your're Friday!

...wait

?!?!

I wish it were next friday (can't you tell? >.<)

**mercury_amy** · 07-02-2006, 01:03 AM

Granted, it's next friday, July 7th, 11:59:59 pm. You have 1 second to enjoy next friday.

I wish the assistant store manager at work would stop hiding the fact that she's a lesbian and just be proud of who she is.

Gyakusetsu · 07-03-2006, 05:42 AM

Granted, bu she develops a freakish crush on you and in doing so develops a chronic rash that makes her skin puff up as if she were morbidly obese. She then dies and her lesbian soul forever haunts you.

I wish my computer wasn't so fucked up so I could get all of my files off of it.

EyesOfAStranger · 07-05-2006, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by GyakuSetsu

Granted, bu she develops a freakish crush on you and in doing so develops a chronic rash that makes her skin puff up as if she were morbidly obese. She then dies and her lesbian soul forever haunts you.

I wish my computer wasn't so fucked up so I could get all of my files off of it.

Granted...it's no longer fucked up...it's blown up. It freaked out and the side blew off of it while you were out of the house.

I wish my manager doesn't get totally pissed off and fire me (and the other people) that shot fireworks off the roof at work after we closed.

Christie :-)

Jane · 07-05-2006, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by EyesOfAStranger

I wish my manager doesn't get totally pissed off and fire me (and the other people) that shot fireworks off the roof at work after we closed.

Granted, but she finds out that you (and the other people) for the last five months have been stealing funds from the store, and your asses are so busted.

I wish I didn't actually have to devote brain power to writing this essay. I'm so not looking forward to it... UGH.

crazy4hsu · 07-09-2006, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jane

I wish I didn't actually have to devote brain power to writing this essay. I'm so not looking forward to it... UGH.

Granted.....but you have to devote your brain power to trying to get out of a straight jacket in an assylum.

I wish I was in Bastrop sleeping with my hunny bunny!

**mercury_amy** · 07-09-2006, 10:48 PM

Granted, you crawl into bed with him only to discover there's another man in bed with him

I wish all the laundry I have to put away would put itself away.

Ghetto Fabalus · 07-10-2006, 12:30 AM

Granted. It puts itself away... in the garbage disposal, toilet, trash, and any other receptacle suitable for ruining clothes. The smelly fruit fly look is supposed to be all the rage!

I wish I wasn't sprung.

07-02-2006, 01:03 AM	#1014 (permalink)
mercury_amy Lolgiraffe Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Inside a Chinese takeout box. Posts: 586 Points: 17,339.22 Bank: 174,156.75 Total Points: 191,495.96 Donate	Granted, it's next friday, July 7th, 11:59:59 pm. You have 1 second to enjoy next friday. I wish the assistant store manager at work would stop hiding the fact that she's a lesbian and just be proud of who she is. __________________ The Anywhere But Home transcript--My LiveJournal--My writings

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Gyakusetsu Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Littleton, Colorado Age: 20 Posts: 1,250 Points: 5,868.45 Bank: 44,663.17 Total Points: 50,531.62 Donate	Granted, bu she develops a freakish crush on you and in doing so develops a chronic rash that makes her skin puff up as if she were morbidly obese. She then dies and her lesbian soul forever haunts you. I wish my computer wasn't so fucked up so I could get all of my files off of it. __________________ I have lost my --- o --- r --- i --- g --- i --- n --- and I don't want to find it again

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mercury_amy Lolgiraffe Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Inside a Chinese takeout box. Posts: 586 Points: 17,339.22 Bank: 174,156.75 Total Points: 191,495.96 Donate	Granted, you crawl into bed with him only to discover there's another man in bed with him I wish all the laundry I have to put away would put itself away. __________________ The Anywhere But Home transcript--My LiveJournal--My writings

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Ghetto Fabalus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a field of... no wait, a hollow... in a stranger's... GRR THEY'VE ALL BEEN TAKEN! I'll settle for Minnesota, I guess. Age: 23 Posts: 932 Points: 613.65 Bank: 179,309.59 Total Points: 179,923.24 Donate	Granted. It puts itself away... in the garbage disposal, toilet, trash, and any other receptacle suitable for ruining clothes. The smelly fruit fly look is supposed to be all the rage! I wish I wasn't sprung.

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