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EyesOfAStranger · 07-14-2006, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghetto Fabalus

I wish I wasn't sprung.

Granted...you trip & fall while sprung but you were unable to put your arms down to stop yourself from hitting the ground, so you're no longer sprung, but sprained.

I wish this comedian didn't suck so bad

Christie :-)

Fragile-things · 07-14-2006, 07:01 AM

Granted, he has no mouth to suck with...

I wish I had something good to wish for...

**mercury_amy** · 07-14-2006, 12:58 PM

Granted, you've got something good to wish for, you post it here, and I corrupt it

I wish the two girls moving into this apartment weren't airheads and were cool and down to earth and not on cloud 9.

Elias · 07-14-2006, 09:56 PM

You've got your wish. They are no longer airheads. They are cool, they are hip and they dip! Spitoons everywhere! Seriously, everytime you turn around you knock one over onto the floor!

Girls only like guys with skills. I wish I had some skills like hacking skills, nunchuck skills or ninjitsu skills. Dang!

crazy4hsu · 07-15-2006, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elias

Girls only like guys with skills. I wish I had some skills like hacking skills, nunchuck skills or ninjitsu skills. Dang!

Granted......you have skills........but no girls like them.

I wish I hadn't drank so much alcohol last night.

Fragile-things · 07-17-2006, 01:38 PM

Granted. You build a magic time machine and stop yourself drinking so much but the magical device gave you so much of a high that you wake up the next morning with a perminant hangover.

I wish I could relax with an ice-cold beer

**mercury_amy** · 07-17-2006, 01:40 PM

Granted, but as soon as you twist off the cap of the beer, the bottle splits down the middle and spills all over you. So now you're wearing it instead of drinking it.

I wish I could delay my two new roommates from moving into the apartment.

aa1216 · 07-20-2006, 03:51 AM

Granted, instead they move into someone elses apartment and you end up alone...for the rest of your life....forever...till the day you die!

I wish the guy i've been admiring for the past year and a half knew how I felt about him.

Fragile-things · 07-20-2006, 05:55 AM

Granted. You are about to tell him and you are practicing what you will say infront of the mirror. You get a lil lost in the moment and jokedly you move in on the mirror and kiss it passionatly...you look into the mirror to see your crush in the reflection staring at you in both confusion and disgust. Well, it one way for him to find out!

I wish I had a life outside of Evboard :P

Dice · 07-23-2006, 07:05 AM

You do. At... some other board.

I wish my cat was here so I could snog him on the nose.

07-14-2006, 07:01 AM	#1022 (permalink)
Fragile-things Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: London, baby! Age: 19 Posts: 722 Points: 4,655.27 Bank: 15,453.32 Total Points: 20,108.59 Donate	Granted, he has no mouth to suck with... I wish I had something good to wish for... __________________ Never hit a man with glasses, use a baseball bat. __________________________________

07-14-2006, 12:58 PM	#1023 (permalink)
mercury_amy Lolgiraffe Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Inside a Chinese takeout box. Posts: 586 Points: 17,339.22 Bank: 174,156.75 Total Points: 191,495.96 Donate	Granted, you've got something good to wish for, you post it here, and I corrupt it I wish the two girls moving into this apartment weren't airheads and were cool and down to earth and not on cloud 9. __________________ The Anywhere But Home transcript--My LiveJournal--My writings

07-14-2006, 09:56 PM	#1024 (permalink)
Elias Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Are you following me? Age: 37 Posts: 196 Points: 3,433.99 Bank: 26,385.29 Total Points: 29,819.28 Donate	You've got your wish. They are no longer airheads. They are cool, they are hip and they dip! Spitoons everywhere! Seriously, everytime you turn around you knock one over onto the floor! Girls only like guys with skills. I wish I had some skills like hacking skills, nunchuck skills or ninjitsu skills. Dang! __________________ Out of the darkness, into your light, out of my blindness and into your sight...

07-17-2006, 01:38 PM	#1026 (permalink)
Fragile-things Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: London, baby! Age: 19 Posts: 722 Points: 4,655.27 Bank: 15,453.32 Total Points: 20,108.59 Donate	Granted. You build a magic time machine and stop yourself drinking so much but the magical device gave you so much of a high that you wake up the next morning with a perminant hangover. I wish I could relax with an ice-cold beer __________________ Never hit a man with glasses, use a baseball bat. __________________________________

07-17-2006, 01:40 PM	#1027 (permalink)
mercury_amy Lolgiraffe Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Inside a Chinese takeout box. Posts: 586 Points: 17,339.22 Bank: 174,156.75 Total Points: 191,495.96 Donate	Granted, but as soon as you twist off the cap of the beer, the bottle splits down the middle and spills all over you. So now you're wearing it instead of drinking it. I wish I could delay my two new roommates from moving into the apartment. __________________ The Anywhere But Home transcript--My LiveJournal--My writings

07-20-2006, 03:51 AM	#1028 (permalink)
aa1216 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 19 Posts: 549 Points: 1,050.00 Bank: 20,312.16 Total Points: 21,362.16 Donate	Granted, instead they move into someone elses apartment and you end up alone...for the rest of your life....forever...till the day you die! I wish the guy i've been admiring for the past year and a half knew how I felt about him. __________________ click me

07-20-2006, 05:55 AM	#1029 (permalink)
Fragile-things Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: London, baby! Age: 19 Posts: 722 Points: 4,655.27 Bank: 15,453.32 Total Points: 20,108.59 Donate	Granted. You are about to tell him and you are practicing what you will say infront of the mirror. You get a lil lost in the moment and jokedly you move in on the mirror and kiss it passionatly...you look into the mirror to see your crush in the reflection staring at you in both confusion and disgust. Well, it one way for him to find out! I wish I had a life outside of Evboard :P __________________ Never hit a man with glasses, use a baseball bat. __________________________________

07-23-2006, 07:05 AM	#1030 (permalink)
Dice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Norway Age: 22 Posts: 508 Points: 3,903.50 Bank: 1,295.69 Total Points: 5,199.19 Donate	You do. At... some other board. I wish my cat was here so I could snog him on the nose. __________________ Is it a really evil-looking doorstep? ◦◦◦◦◦◦◦

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