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**mercury_amy** · 08-04-2006, 11:20 PM

Granted, but he swipes you across the face and leaves a nice long scratch.

I wish my iPod mini would behave and charge properly.

mbmanus · 08-04-2006, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by mercury_amy

Granted, but he swipes you across the face and leaves a nice long scratch.

I wish my iPod mini would behave and charge properly.

Granted, but the only music it will play are Ashlee Simpson song's.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Shape · 08-04-2006, 11:50 PM

ok evboard peeps, i've asked dhamma to move this thread into the general pop. have fun!

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Originally Posted by mbm

I wish I had a million dollars.

granted. enjoy your monopoly money.

i wish there were 100 packs of corona.

thedarksun... · 08-04-2006, 11:54 PM

May you have a nice time drinking half of it, getting your wallet stolen and waking up in the hospital with a pump in your stomach.

I wish every pen in the world was a bright obnoxious color.

*Dawn* · 08-04-2006, 11:58 PM

Granted. The only problem is, they tend to explode in people's faces when you try to write with them.

I wish I could love myself.

Shape · 08-05-2006, 12:04 AM

ganted. you love yourself so much your vagina explodes.

i wish i had a hamster.

*Dawn* · 08-05-2006, 12:06 AM

Granted. The hamster crawls up your ass and dies there.

I wish I had a pony.

Rory · 08-05-2006, 12:08 AM

Granted, but the pony is the size of a house, and eats you.

I wish I had a job.

Shape · 08-05-2006, 12:10 AM

granted. you're now an evboard moderator.

i wish i had a purple flower.

Rory · 08-05-2006, 12:15 AM

Granted, but it's that purple flower in the Amazon rainforest that's like, 4 foot circumference and smells like rotting flesh.

I wish I could own every Hot Topic in the world and turn them into a store selling Uggs and shiny glitter screen-tees.

08-04-2006, 11:20 PM	#1031 (permalink)
mercury_amy Lolgiraffe Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Inside a Chinese takeout box. Posts: 586 Points: 17,339.22 Bank: 174,156.75 Total Points: 191,495.96 Donate	Granted, but he swipes you across the face and leaves a nice long scratch. I wish my iPod mini would behave and charge properly. __________________ The Anywhere But Home transcript--My LiveJournal--My writings

08-04-2006, 11:58 PM	#1035 (permalink)
Dawn Unreliable sarcasm whore Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dutchie stuck in Cancun/hurricane magnet. Age: 26 Posts: 2,100 Points: 500.00 Bank: 912,779.28 Total Points: 913,279.28 Donate	Granted. The only problem is, they tend to explode in people's faces when you try to write with them. I wish I could love myself. __________________ Stuff.

08-05-2006, 12:06 AM	#1037 (permalink)
Dawn Unreliable sarcasm whore Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dutchie stuck in Cancun/hurricane magnet. Age: 26 Posts: 2,100 Points: 500.00 Bank: 912,779.28 Total Points: 913,279.28 Donate	Granted. The hamster crawls up your ass and dies there. I wish I had a pony. __________________ Stuff.

08-05-2006, 12:08 AM	#1038 (permalink)
Rory Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Massachusetts Age: 19 Posts: 1,056 Points: 1,589.65 Bank: 515.77 Total Points: 2,105.43 Donate	Granted, but the pony is the size of a house, and eats you. I wish I had a job. __________________

08-05-2006, 12:15 AM	#1040 (permalink)
Rory Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Massachusetts Age: 19 Posts: 1,056 Points: 1,589.65 Bank: 515.77 Total Points: 2,105.43 Donate	Granted, but it's that purple flower in the Amazon rainforest that's like, 4 foot circumference and smells like rotting flesh. I wish I could own every Hot Topic in the world and turn them into a store selling Uggs and shiny glitter screen-tees. __________________

08-04-2006, 11:54 PM	#1034 (permalink)
thedarksun... Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Center of the Circle Age: 17 Posts: 601 Points: 3,692.48 Bank: 595.59 Total Points: 4,288.07 Donate	May you have a nice time drinking half of it, getting your wallet stolen and waking up in the hospital with a pump in your stomach. I wish every pen in the world was a bright obnoxious color.

08-05-2006, 12:04 AM	#1036 (permalink)
Shape ¬¬ Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Jose, California Age: 26 Posts: 4,582 Points: 22,445.52 Bank: 500,630.96 Total Points: 523,076.48 Donate	ganted. you love yourself so much your vagina explodes. i wish i had a hamster.

08-05-2006, 12:10 AM	#1039 (permalink)
Shape ¬¬ Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Jose, California Age: 26 Posts: 4,582 Points: 22,445.52 Bank: 500,630.96 Total Points: 523,076.48 Donate	granted. you're now an evboard moderator. i wish i had a purple flower.

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