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Nemo · 08-05-2006, 12:21 AM

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I wish I could own every Hot Topic in the world and turn them into a store selling Uggs and shiny glitter screen-tees.

Granted, but you STILL cant get rid of that stank Hot Topic smell!

I wish I had a car!

Rory · 08-05-2006, 12:23 AM

Granted! You get a Hummer 2, and on your first drive, you roll it four times into a lake, and it has power windows and automatic door locks, so, you die a horribly slow death of a combination of your injuries and drowning.

I wish I had a red balloon.

Hope · 08-05-2006, 12:26 AM

Granted. The balloon is so big that you take it outside and it carries you away past the ozone layer and you die from lack of oxygen.

I wish I could get into the college program I want.

Rory · 08-05-2006, 12:28 AM

Granted, but on the first week of classes, you get caught having a threesome with two of your professors and are thrown out.

I wish that Britney Spears' new baby ends up being a Minotaur.

Hope · 08-05-2006, 12:30 AM

Granted. But Britney finds out you wished that and she sends the minotaur after you.

I wish that Tom Cruise would leave poor Katie alone.

Rory · 08-05-2006, 12:31 AM

Granted, but Katie, on the rebound, falls in love with Fred Phelps and marries him, and then bears 17 more of his children.

I wish that my pen wouldn't die.

Gyakusetsu · 08-05-2006, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Rory

I wish that my pen wouldn't die.

Granted. It stains your fingers and splots out endless amounts of ink whenever you try to use it.

a n d i t n e v e r s t o p s

I wish my garden shed would paint itself and pay me money.

Nemo · 08-05-2006, 12:32 AM

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I wish my garden shed would paint itself and pay me money.

Granted, but unfortunately, your garden shed is a big whore and the money is dirty money. Gross.

I wish I I had chocolate right now!

Rory · 08-05-2006, 12:33 AM

Granted, but it's chocolate that got arsenic mixed in accidentally. You die.

I wish that my mother would be..not bitchy.

Nemo · 08-05-2006, 12:34 AM

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I wish that my mother would be..not bitchy.

Granted. But now she's Oprah.
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I wish I could hold someone's heart in my hands.

Granted. But its your own, live, beating heart.

You die.

I wish I had a CD burner in this computer!

08-05-2006, 12:23 AM	#1042 (permalink)
Rory Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Massachusetts Age: 19 Posts: 1,056 Points: 1,589.65 Bank: 515.77 Total Points: 2,105.43 Donate	Granted! You get a Hummer 2, and on your first drive, you roll it four times into a lake, and it has power windows and automatic door locks, so, you die a horribly slow death of a combination of your injuries and drowning. I wish I had a red balloon. __________________

08-05-2006, 12:26 AM	#1043 (permalink)
Hope OFFBLAST. Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: on the set of Knocked Up. oh yeah. Age: 21 Posts: 297 Points: 2,047.27 Bank: 21,615.65 Total Points: 23,662.93 Donate	Granted. The balloon is so big that you take it outside and it carries you away past the ozone layer and you die from lack of oxygen. I wish I could get into the college program I want. __________________ BUFFY: Because... Okay, I'm cookie dough. I'm not done baking. I'm not finished becoming whoever the hell it is I'm gonna turn out to be. I make it through this, and the next thing, and the next thing, and maybe one day I turn around and realize I'm ready. I'm cookies. And then, you know, if I want someone to eat m... or, enjoy warm, delicious cookie me, then... that's fine. That'll be then. When I'm done.

08-05-2006, 12:28 AM	#1044 (permalink)
Rory Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Massachusetts Age: 19 Posts: 1,056 Points: 1,589.65 Bank: 515.77 Total Points: 2,105.43 Donate	Granted, but on the first week of classes, you get caught having a threesome with two of your professors and are thrown out. I wish that Britney Spears' new baby ends up being a Minotaur. __________________

08-05-2006, 12:30 AM	#1045 (permalink)
Hope OFFBLAST. Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: on the set of Knocked Up. oh yeah. Age: 21 Posts: 297 Points: 2,047.27 Bank: 21,615.65 Total Points: 23,662.93 Donate	Granted. But Britney finds out you wished that and she sends the minotaur after you. I wish that Tom Cruise would leave poor Katie alone. __________________ BUFFY: Because... Okay, I'm cookie dough. I'm not done baking. I'm not finished becoming whoever the hell it is I'm gonna turn out to be. I make it through this, and the next thing, and the next thing, and maybe one day I turn around and realize I'm ready. I'm cookies. And then, you know, if I want someone to eat m... or, enjoy warm, delicious cookie me, then... that's fine. That'll be then. When I'm done.

08-05-2006, 12:31 AM	#1046 (permalink)
Rory Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Massachusetts Age: 19 Posts: 1,056 Points: 1,589.65 Bank: 515.77 Total Points: 2,105.43 Donate	Granted, but Katie, on the rebound, falls in love with Fred Phelps and marries him, and then bears 17 more of his children. I wish that my pen wouldn't die. __________________

08-05-2006, 12:33 AM	#1049 (permalink)
Rory Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Massachusetts Age: 19 Posts: 1,056 Points: 1,589.65 Bank: 515.77 Total Points: 2,105.43 Donate	Granted, but it's chocolate that got arsenic mixed in accidentally. You die. I wish that my mother would be..not bitchy. __________________

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