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**mercury_amy** · 08-12-2005, 01:24 PM

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I wish for calm waters on my fishing trip tomorrow

Wish granted, except you will not catch a single fish and you will lose all your bait.

I wish I got paid more at work.

Dark Star · 08-12-2005, 01:29 PM

wish granted, but you earn the extra money cleaning the toilets and end up smelling like toilet water all day.

i wish for more wishes!

**TheLady** · 08-12-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mercury_amy

Wish granted, except you will not catch a single fish and you will lose all your bait.

yeah, that will happen anyways. i go for the beer!

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Originally Posted by Dark Star

i wish for more wishes!

OK, but for every wish you make, you will gain 10 lbs (and wishing against it is null and void)

I wish the rasberry i got sliding into second would heal so I can be comfortable in a skirt again.

Dark Star · 08-12-2005, 01:43 PM

ah noooo!

wish granted but everytime you wear a skirt you get a midget on a skateboard roll betweenyour legs to cop a look at your panties.

i wish for fat reducing pils!

debra · 08-12-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark Star

ah noooo!

wish granted but everytime you wear a skirt you get a midget on a skateboard roll betweenyour legs to cop a look at your panties.

i wish for fat reducing pils!

granted, but they take brain cells, too, so not only are you skinny, you're also very ignorant.

I wish I would not break a toe every other week.

deb

Qweedle Guy · 08-12-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by debra

I wish I would not break a toe every other week.

deb

Granted, but now you break a toe every other day until the point where your toes are crumbled to pieces and then you break other people's toes every other day.

I wish I didn't have to go to court today.

Hoopyfrood · 08-12-2005, 02:28 PM

Granted, but while swearing out a bench summons for you the court finds a same name wanted for murder and they arrest you for that and toss you in jail.

I wish the Chinese food acting up in my stomach would settle

**mercury_amy** · 08-12-2005, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Hoopyfrood

I wish the Chinese food acting up in my stomach would settle

Wish granted, but everytime you order Chinese food for the rest of your life, any dish you order with meat will be cat meat.

I wish I had a heaping slice of red velvet cake right now.

**Alarandiia** · 08-12-2005, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mercury_amy

Wish granted, but everytime you order Chinese food for the rest of your life, any dish you order with meat will be cat meat.

I wish I had a heaping slice of red velvet cake right now.

Granted, but it's made out of real velvet.

I wish I had some new tunes to throw onto my album.

debra · 08-12-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Alarandiia

Granted, but it's made out of real velvet.

I wish I had some new tunes to throw onto my album.

granted, but they are songs your agent said were new, but in fact they were rip offs (ala brenda) and even though your album does well (the songs are familiar in some way) you get a lawsuit smacked on you for the sum of your life savings and every penny you make from any future albums. You had to sell all your equipment to put food in your tummy, and you only got $3 so you had to eat at McDonalds. (wow, that was harsh. I apologize, my creative side took over)

I wish I didn't have to go to the bank on a friday.

deb

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08-12-2005, 01:29 PM	#122 (permalink)
Dark Star Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: UK Age: 22 Posts: 1,552 Points: 789.19 Bank: 3,983.74 Total Points: 4,772.94 Donate	wish granted, but you earn the extra money cleaning the toilets and end up smelling like toilet water all day. i wish for more wishes!

08-12-2005, 01:43 PM	#124 (permalink)
Dark Star Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: UK Age: 22 Posts: 1,552 Points: 789.19 Bank: 3,983.74 Total Points: 4,772.94 Donate	ah noooo! wish granted but everytime you wear a skirt you get a midget on a skateboard roll betweenyour legs to cop a look at your panties. i wish for fat reducing pils!

08-12-2005, 02:28 PM	#127 (permalink)
Hoopyfrood Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Gahdnah, Mass. Age: 35 Posts: 313 Points: 4,059.74 Bank: 104,763.27 Total Points: 108,823.02 Donate	Granted, but while swearing out a bench summons for you the court finds a same name wanted for murder and they arrest you for that and toss you in jail. I wish the Chinese food acting up in my stomach would settle

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