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wønder · 08-10-2005, 08:09 AM

Wish granted... but your baby's so ugly he made onions cry...

I wish I had time...

**TheLady** · 08-10-2005, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by wønder

I wish I had time...

Wish granted, there will now be 2 extra hours every day, and an extra day every week. Unfortunately, the work day has been extended from 9-7, and we now have to work 6 days a week.

Since Gil messed up my wish request, I'll try it again....

I wish....everyone who used mass transportation showered daily and used deodorant.

Shape · 08-10-2005, 08:28 AM

Wish granted....but they still dont brush their teeth, and the odor is amazing.

I wish I was a little bit taller..

**TheLady** · 08-10-2005, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ShapeShifter

Wish granted....but they still dont brush their teeth, and the odor is amazing.

I'll take bad breathe over BO. perhaps I should have specified hygiene across the board

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Originally Posted by ShapeShifter

I wish I was a little bit taller..

Wish granted, but for every inch you gow, 1 inch will be taken from your johnson.

I wish for snow today....

wønder · 08-10-2005, 08:35 AM

Wish granted but now you're so tall you can't sleep on your bed and you need to sit everytime you go to the bathroom because you can't aim right.

I wish I didn't had to wish.

Euge · 08-10-2005, 09:50 AM

Wish granted. You already have all that you could have ever wished for, so you don't have to wish anymore. But now you don't have excitement for the future, you don't have porpouse so you get bitter and more bitter and you die.

I wish I would be admired

Diamon · 08-10-2005, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Euge

I wish I would be admired

You are, but it's by a 45 year old guy named Steve that always wants to take you for a ride down by the river in his van.

I wish my daughter hadn't just stuck one of her toys up her nose and inhaled it.

Shape · 08-10-2005, 11:27 AM

Wish granted....But now she's shovin' grapes up there and shooting them out at an incredible speed causing you to take cover.

I wish I had a goat named Spanky.

ToB · 08-10-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ShapeShifter

Wish granted....But now she's shovin' grapes up there and shooting them out at an incredible speed causing you to take cover.

I wish I had a goat named Spanky.

Wish granted, but your goat likes to nibble on your nuts, and not in a nice way.

I wish I didn't have to play this stupid game.

Shape · 08-10-2005, 11:38 AM

Wish granted.....Bans your ass from this thread.

I wish I could go back in time and go to the evparty.

08-10-2005, 08:09 AM	#11 (permalink)
wønder Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Setúbal, Portugal Age: 24 Posts: 479 Points: 1,935.83 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,935.83 Donate	Wish granted... but your baby's so ugly he made onions cry... I wish I had time... __________________

08-10-2005, 08:35 AM	#15 (permalink)
wønder Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Setúbal, Portugal Age: 24 Posts: 479 Points: 1,935.83 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,935.83 Donate	Wish granted but now you're so tall you can't sleep on your bed and you need to sit everytime you go to the bathroom because you can't aim right. I wish I didn't had to wish. __________________

08-10-2005, 09:50 AM	#16 (permalink)
Euge .:: She-Wolf ::. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Buenos Aires Posts: 4,590 Points: 86,245.95 Bank: 200,350.60 Total Points: 286,596.55 Donate	Wish granted. You already have all that you could have ever wished for, so you don't have to wish anymore. But now you don't have excitement for the future, you don't have porpouse so you get bitter and more bitter and you die. I wish I would be admired __________________

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08-10-2005, 08:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
Shape Catalina Wine Mixer! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Jose, California Age: 26 Posts: 4,488 Points: 21,168.56 Bank: 213,653.65 Total Points: 234,822.21 Donate	Wish granted....but they still dont brush their teeth, and the odor is amazing. I wish I was a little bit taller..

08-10-2005, 11:27 AM	#18 (permalink)
Shape Catalina Wine Mixer! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Jose, California Age: 26 Posts: 4,488 Points: 21,168.56 Bank: 213,653.65 Total Points: 234,822.21 Donate	Wish granted....But now she's shovin' grapes up there and shooting them out at an incredible speed causing you to take cover. I wish I had a goat named Spanky.

08-10-2005, 11:38 AM	#20 (permalink)
Shape Catalina Wine Mixer! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Jose, California Age: 26 Posts: 4,488 Points: 21,168.56 Bank: 213,653.65 Total Points: 234,822.21 Donate	Wish granted.....Bans your ass from this thread. I wish I could go back in time and go to the evparty.

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