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Granted, but it's all counterfeit, so you get arrested.

I wish I had enough money to pay for college.

EDIT: *smacks orgonz0la sixteen times for his first wish* HALF OF EVBOARD WOULD GIVE ANYTHING FOR YOUR SKILLZ, YOU H0! BAD ORGO! BAD! <333

And WHY did it take FOUR TRIES before someone FINALLY gave GilMod b00bs of his own?! hahahahha

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Wish granted. You got the money when you shaved your head bald and sold your hair in the black market of hairs.. if so


I wish I would read people's minds

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Granted. You pay for your college after your drug smuggling boyfriend Bob, gives you 150K cause he cant get it up anymore -_-

I wish someone would have given Gilmod MY b00bs being as i hate them :x

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Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It is how we have evolved from a single-celled organism, into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow. Normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia...evolution leaps forward.
Love me or hate me, its still an obsession. Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then Thank you! If you hate me then Fawk you!

Granted mah dear, but your head proceeds to explode when you realize what people really think about.

I wish I could fart skittles.

Granted, but now you know how much I hate you.

Granted, but you got bigger ones to replace them.

I wish I could make a career out of singing.

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Granted, now every time you have gas you end up with a load of skittles in your pants that makes them droop. And the skittles smell like they came out your ass making them inedible.

Granted, but you're singing in a strip club as part of your "performance"

I wish it was Saturday.

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What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you. -Nietzsche

Granted, but your forced to watch me in my drag show.

I wish I could sleep.

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Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It is how we have evolved from a single-celled organism, into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow. Normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia...evolution leaps forward.
Love me or hate me, its still an obsession. Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then Thank you! If you hate me then Fawk you!

Granted. But you just skipped Friday, the day you won the lottery.

Edit: Granted. But you never wake up.

I wish I could be sombody else for a day.

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Granted, but you can eat nothing but my fart flavored skittles for the entire day.

I wish I was in Vegas.