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Diamon · 08-11-2005, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyJo80

I wish for world peace

Granted, everyone's dead.

I wish I had a new computer.

debra · 08-11-2005, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Diamon

Granted, everyone's dead.

I wish I had a new computer.

granted, but you live in a barn and have no electricity.

I wish there were no idiots.

deb

Diamon · 08-11-2005, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by debra

I wish there were no idiots.

Fine, you no longer exist.

I wish I had a wish to put here, but that one was just too good to pass up.

ToB · 08-11-2005, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Diamon

Fine, you no longer exist.

I wish I had a wish to put here, but that one was just too good to pass up.

Wish granted. Your penis is now half an inch long.

I wish I had all the Yuengling in the world.

Diamon · 08-11-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ToB

Wish granted. Your penis is now half an inch long.

I wish I had all the Yuengling in the world.

Fine, the brewery shut down and you've got the last of it.

Edit: Since *someone* didn't understand, you don't get anymore, just any other than what you already have doesn't exist (and never will) anymore.

I wish my penis was back to its normal size instead of just being twice the size of ToB's.

EyesOfAStranger · 08-11-2005, 03:48 PM

Wish granted, you now a foot long penis, however, you share it with Tob, as that is where you are now conjoined to him.

I wish it was legal to run over all the bicyclists!

Christie :-)

**TheLady** · 08-11-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by EyesOfAStranger

Wish granted, you now a foot long penis, however, you share it with Tob, as that is where you are now conjoined to him.]

HA HA GREAT ONE!!!!

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Originally Posted by EyesOfAStranger

I wish it was legal to run over all the bicyclists!

wish granted. except now YOU are the bicyclist who must spend the rest of your life dodging cars that want to run you over

I wish healthy food was no so expensive

Shape · 08-11-2005, 04:15 PM

Wish granted, it still tastes like crap though.

I wish to have wild sex with Kelly Clarkson all night along.

**Alarandiia** · 08-11-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ShapeShifter

Wish granted, it still tastes like crap though.

I wish to have wild sex with Kelly Clarkson all night along.

Granted, but she only agreed to it if Ruben could join in.

I wish I had a drummer for my band.

**Miles D** · 08-11-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Alarandiia

I wish I had a drummer for my band.

Wish granted but he demands a disproportionate amount of royalties from your upcoming album & tour, as well as requiring a rim job... every friggin day.

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

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