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Gyakusetsu · 06-13-2006, 11:57 PM

ooh, jeffree star!

Anyway, granted. You two make passionate muskrat love every day for a week until she figures out that you have a prosthetic leg, which Amy Lee finds a complete turn-off.

It ends in a carnival of tears, scratching and a ton of tiny pinches. You are broken and destroyed.

I wish Kenny would realize I like him like that..

**mercury_amy** · 06-14-2006, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GyakuSetsu

I wish Kenny would realize I like him like that..

Granted, but the minute he realizes you like him, you realize he is gay and has a boyfriend.

I wish my stitches weren't so sore.

BlackMagic · 06-15-2006, 02:06 AM

Granted, but whatever they were holding together falls apart and probably bleeds a lot.

I wish I don't have to get up to sort out the photocopier in the next room.

miss jessica · 06-15-2006, 02:11 AM

Granted. But then you realize that you don't have any legs.

I wish it was Friday (try and corrupt that, HA!)
-Jessica

Nagini · 06-15-2006, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Ms.NewBooty

Granted. But then you realize that you don't have any legs.

I wish it was Friday (try and corrupt that, HA!)
-Jessica

Granted, it is now 11:59 on Friday, and Prez Bush just declared that to conserve oil and gas, he has eliminated all weekends so people can't go anywhere...EVER. So you don't even get to enjoy the weekend even though it is still 11:50 on Friday. Sorry dear.

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow (even though early is getting up at 10 AM! OMGZ the horror!)

miss jessica · 06-15-2006, 09:48 AM

Damn you lol.

Granted, its now 3 PM and you had no set time you had to wake up, though you were unable to get any sleep because of a loud group of rednecks next door. (Giving you a little taste of good ole TN

)

I wish I had chocolate.
-Jessica

hyatt[x]core · 06-15-2006, 10:20 AM

Granted but now you're allergic to chocolate

I wish that I didn't drink Monday night.

Nagini · 06-15-2006, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by hyatt[x]core

Granted but now you're allergic to chocolate

I wish that I didn't drink Monday night.

Granted, you got high instead and you got TOTALLY BUSTED!

Bazing.

Erm... I wish that I didn't have to go to the chiropractors. I mean, it's so freaky the way he cracks my neck, and it seems like he is going to snap my neck Steven Segal style and I am going to die.

hyatt[x]core · 06-15-2006, 04:39 PM

Granted, now you're going to the gynocologist :P

I wish I had the secrets about my family.

**mercury_amy** · 06-16-2006, 01:53 PM

Granted, the big secret is that they used to work foe Barnum and Bailey's shoveling elephant crap.

I wish I had a smoothie right now.

06-13-2006, 11:57 PM	#971 (permalink)
Gyakusetsu Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Littleton, Colorado Age: 20 Posts: 1,250 Points: 5,868.45 Bank: 44,663.17 Total Points: 50,531.62 Donate	ooh, jeffree star! Anyway, granted. You two make passionate muskrat love every day for a week until she figures out that you have a prosthetic leg, which Amy Lee finds a complete turn-off. It ends in a carnival of tears, scratching and a ton of tiny pinches. You are broken and destroyed. I wish Kenny would realize I like him like that.. __________________ I have lost my --- o --- r --- i --- g --- i --- n --- and I don't want to find it again

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miss jessica -*country girl Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Soddy Daisy TN baby!! Posts: 972 Points: 1,658.35 Bank: 3,247.31 Total Points: 4,905.66 Donate	Granted. But then you realize that you don't have any legs. I wish it was Friday (try and corrupt that, HA!) -Jessica __________________ 8/29 was OUR day i love you baby <3

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miss jessica -*country girl Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Soddy Daisy TN baby!! Posts: 972 Points: 1,658.35 Bank: 3,247.31 Total Points: 4,905.66 Donate	Damn you lol. Granted, its now 3 PM and you had no set time you had to wake up, though you were unable to get any sleep because of a loud group of rednecks next door. (Giving you a little taste of good ole TN ) I wish I had chocolate. -Jessica __________________ 8/29 was OUR day i love you baby <3

06-15-2006, 10:20 AM	#977 (permalink)
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hyatt[x]core Coming Undone. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: "Oooh, I'm shaking in my little $15 Converse-Ripoffs from Target!!!" Age: 20 Posts: 787 Points: 5,816.91 Bank: 18,070.79 Total Points: 23,887.70 Donate	Granted, now you're going to the gynocologist :P I wish I had the secrets about my family. __________________ studies show... ...intelligent girls are more depressed because they know what the world is really like... Myyyy myspace (leave luffles) My angry rant blog! <3

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