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Upas Tree · 06-21-2006, 09:22 AM

Your Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there has a young SKATERBOARDER named LAURI. He was IS NOTHING in the WALK forest when he met RUN JEFF, a run-away ASSHOLE from the PLAY Queen TIFFANY.

LAURI could see that RUN JEFF was hungry so he reached into his BOWL and give him his SING SPICY. RUN JEFF was thankful for LAURI's SPICY, so he told LAURI a very TALK story about Queen TIFFANY's daughter AMY. How her mother, the PLAY Queen TIFFANY, kept her locked away in a CASTLE protected by a gigantic RABBIT, because AMY was so WRITE.

LAURI ATE. He vowed to RUN JEFF the ASSHOLE that he would save the WRITE AMY. He would CRY the RABBIT, and take AMY far away from her eveil mother, the PLAY Queen TIFFANY, and SAD her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a CRASH RAIN and RUN JEFF the ASSHOLE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic RABBIT from his story. PLAY Queen TIFFANY WATCHED out from behind a SUN and struck LAURI dead. In the far off CASTLE you could hear a NOISY.

THE END.

DarkDream · 06-21-2006, 09:40 AM

Once upon a time there has a young MARINE named JONATHAN. He was LATELY NOTHING in the WHITE forest when he met OBVIOUS JAMES, a run-away PRIEST from the STUPID Queen AMY.

JONATHAN could see that OBVIOUS JAMES was hungry so he reached into his GLASS and give him his FREAKY MEAT. OBVIOUS JAMES was thankful for JONATHAN's MEAT, so he told JONATHAN a very SHORT story about Queen AMY's daughter KENDRA. How her mother, the STUPID Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic HORSE, because KENDRA was so MORBID.

JONATHAN NOTICED. He vowed to OBVIOUS JAMES the PRIEST that he would save the MORBID KENDRA. He would GRAB the HORSE, and take KENDRA far away from her eveil mother, the STUPID Queen AMY, and KNOW her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BLACK RAIN and OBVIOUS JAMES the PRIEST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HORSE from his story. STUPID Queen AMY ATE out from behind a CAR and struck JONATHAN dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a RING.

THE END.

Please notice the white forest. I'm a genius.

Gothik · 06-21-2006, 04:18 PM

Once upon a time there has a young STRIPPER named JACQUES STRAPPE. He was HASTILY NOTHING in the SEXY forest when he met SMELLY JONATHAN BACKBITE, a run-away ACTOR from the SMART Queen KATHLEEN.

JACQUES STRAPPE could see that SMELLY JONATHAN BACKBITE was hungry so he reached into his STYROFOAM BOX and give him his UGLY PIZZA. SMELLY JONOTHAN BACKBITE was thankful for JACQUES STRAPPE's PIZZA, so he told JACQUES STRAPPE a very BLUE story about Queen KATHLEEN's daughter MATISE. How her mother, the SMART Queen KATHLEEN, kept her locked away in a STRAW HUT protected by a gigantic CHIHUAHUA, because MATISE was so HOT.

JACQUES STRAPPE CAME. He vowed to SMELLY JONOTHAN BACKBITE the ACTOR that he would save the HOT MATISE. He would DOING the CHIHUAHUA, and take MATISE far away from her eveil mother, the SMART Queen KATHLEEN, and COMING INSIDE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a PINK STRIKE OF LIGHTNING and SMELLY JONATHAN BACKBITE the ACTOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CHIHUAHUA from his story. SMART Queen KATHLEEN MADE out from behind a WOOD and struck JACQUES STRAPPE dead. In the far off STRAW HUT you could hear a MOANING SOUND.

THE END.

[edit]OMFG my last sentence "Far off, in a straw hut, you could hear a moaning sound. NAS-TYYY

Sabercat · 06-21-2006, 05:54 PM

Once upon a time there has a young FARMER named WILL. He was GHASTLY NOTHING in the WHITE forest when he met DRUNK ROCKY, a run-away MAGICIAN from the MARVELOUS Queen AMY.

WILL could see that DRUNK ROCKY was hungry so he reached into his PAPER BAG and give him his DELICIOUS BANANAS AND PEANUT BUTTER. DRUNK ROCKY was thankful for WILL's BANANAS AND PEANUT BUTTER, so he told WILL a very WICKED story about Queen AMY's daughter NATASHA. How her mother, the MARVELOUS Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a SHACK protected by a gigantic VENOMOUS COBRA, because NATASHA was so SHARP.

WILL SCAMPERED. He vowed to DRUNK ROCKY the MAGICIAN that he would save the SHARP NATASHA. He would HOP the VENOMOUS COBRA, and take NATASHA far away from her eveil mother, the MARVELOUS Queen AMY, and SAVE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BLACK TORNADO and DRUNK ROCKY the MAGICIAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic VENOMOUS COBRA from his story. MARVELOUS Queen AMY FELL out from behind a RADIO and struck WILL dead. In the far off SHACK you could hear a YEE-HAW!.

THE END.

numbdeaf&blind · 06-21-2006, 10:00 PM

Your Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there has a young GARBAGE TRUCK DRIVER named TODD. He was HURRIDLY NOTHING in the PRETTY forest when he met SEXY JIMMY, a run-away SEXY POOL MAN from the ORAGNY Queen AMY.

TODD could see that SEXY JIMMY was hungry so he reached into his PICKLE JAR and give him his FORIEGN MASHED POTATOES. SEXY JIMMY was thankful for TODD's MASHED POTATOES, so he told TODD a very OBVIOUS story about Queen AMY's daughter GWEN. How her mother, the ORAGNY Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a MOSQUE protected by a gigantic JAGUAR, because GWEN was so INFERIOR.

TODD SANG. He vowed to SEXY JIMMY the SEXY POOL MAN that he would save the INFERIOR GWEN. He would POOP the JAGUAR, and take GWEN far away from her eveil mother, the ORAGNY Queen AMY, and SWIM her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SHOWY HURRICANE and SEXY JIMMY the SEXY POOL MAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic JAGUAR from his story. ORAGNY Queen AMY PUKED out from behind a HEADPHONES and struck TODD dead. In the far off MOSQUE you could hear a BONG!!!.

_____
amazing

ageofourlies · 06-21-2006, 10:26 PM

mine is really odd. i was goona make it relly dirty but nahh..

Once upon a time there has a young ROCKSTAR named ANDY. He was RAPIDLY NOTHING in the LONG forest when he met RETARDED PARKER, a run-away FAG from the WHITE Queen DAVEY.
ANDY could see that RETARDED PARKER was hungry so he reached into his BOTTLE and give him his SHORT CARROTS. RETARDED PARKER was thankful for ANDY's CARROTS, so he told ANDY a very GAY story about Queen DAVEY's daughter HAVOK. How her mother, the WHITE Queen DAVEY, kept her locked away in a MANTION protected by a gigantic WOLF, because HAVOK was so HOMAPHRODITE.
ANDY RECIETED. He vowed to RETARDED PARKER the FAG that he would save the HOMAPHRODITE HAVOK. He would RAPE the WOLF, and take HAVOK far away from her eveil mother, the WHITE Queen DAVEY, and GAYISH her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a HOUSE THUNDERSTORM and RETARDED PARKER the FAG began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WOLF from his story. WHITE Queen DAVEY JUMPED out from behind a DILDO and struck ANDY dead. In the far off MANTION you could hear a SCREAM.
THE END.

Istimiel · 06-22-2006, 04:05 AM

Your Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there has a young STUDENT named GANNO. He was FILMING NOTHING in the EERIE forest when he met MYSTERIOUS ROSS, a run-away HYPNOTIST from the SEXY Queen SKYE.

GANNO could see that MYSTERIOUS ROSS was hungry so he reached into his BACKPACK and give him his GORGEOUS PIZZA. MYSTERIOUS ROSS was thankful for GANNO's PIZZA, so he told GANNO a very GREEN story about Queen SKYE's daughter CORRIE. How her mother, the SEXY Queen SKYE, kept her locked away in a HUT protected by a gigantic OWL, because CORRIE was so MEAN.

GANNO SANG. He vowed to MYSTERIOUS ROSS the HYPNOTIST that he would save the MEAN CORRIE. He would RUN the OWL, and take CORRIE far away from her eveil mother, the SEXY Queen SKYE, and SAVE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a LAME FLOOD and MYSTERIOUS ROSS the HYPNOTIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic OWL from his story. SEXY Queen SKYE WATCHED out from behind a PENCIL and struck GANNO dead. In the far off HUT you could hear a MOO.

abstruse-muse · 06-23-2006, 12:07 AM

bahaha

Once upon a time there was a young REGISTERED NURSE named RIVER. He was GROTESQUELY NOTHING in the CRYPTIC forest when he met ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT, a run-away POP STAR from the INCREDIBLE Queen AMY.

RIVER could see that ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT was hungry so he reached into his GLAD and give him his RAVE-WORTHY TACOES. ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT was thankful for RIVER's TACOES, so he told RIVER a very CINEMATIC story about Queen AMY's daughter MANDING. How her mother, the INCREDIBLE Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a GREAT WALL OF CHINA protected by a gigantic KANGAROO, because MANDING was so CAFFEINATED.

RIVER WROTE. He vowed to ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT the POP STAR that he would save the CAFFEINATED MANDING. He would LEAP the KANGAROO, and take MANDING far away from her eveil mother, the INCREDIBLE Queen AMY, and FROLLICK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was an ADORABLE LIGHTNING and ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT the POP STAR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic KANGAROO from his story. INCREDIBLE Queen AMY ADAPTED out from behind a CUPCAKE and struck RIVER dead. In the far off GREAT WALL OF CHINA you could hear a BRAPBONG.

THE END.

Eternal Star · 06-24-2006, 04:49 PM

Once upon a time there has a young TRAMP named JACK. He was MADLY NOTHING in the PRETTY forest when he met BELOVED BILL, a run-away EXORCIST from the EVIL Queen LILY.

JACK could see that BELOVED BILL was hungry so he reached into his PURSE and give him his SOUR PIE. BELOVED BILL was thankful for JACK's PIE, so he told JACK a very HAPPY story about Queen LILY's daughter MARY. How her mother, the EVIL Queen LILY, kept her locked away in a CHURCH protected by a gigantic SQUIRREL, because MARY was so GOOD.

JACK LIED. He vowed to BELOVED BILL the EXORCIST that he would save the GOOD MARY. He would SEE the SQUIRREL, and take MARY far away from her eveil mother, the EVIL Queen LILY, and CLEAN her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a GREEN TSUNAMI and BELOVED BILL the EXORCIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SQUIRREL from his story. EVIL Queen LILY DID out from behind a PILLOW and struck JACK dead. In the far off CHURCH you could hear a WEEEEE.

Interesting...where would the -ing verb go?

Draconian~Nymph · 06-24-2006, 05:28 PM

Once there was a young Mesopotamian named Smethels. One night, Smethels got drunk on Cheesits and apple sauce. This created a dramatic conflict in the plot of his life. But he thought, "It's okay. I can ask the Goddess of Eggmercop, Amy, to use her magic powers to help me not throw cabbages in my drunken stupor!" But unfortuately, Amy was out buying buttercream cupcakes with horrible gothic spiders on them, and was unable to help Smethels resolve this distressing situation. So instead, Smethels got eaten by a large pile of Welch's Grape Jelly. The End.

Moral: Never accept shrimp cocktails from gohpers. They will make you giddy.

*adapted to fit Evboard from a story i wrote on my cousin's myspace a while ago. Quite the randomness.

06-21-2006, 09:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
DarkDream Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Italy Age: 19 Posts: 231 Points: 852.63 Bank: 116.02 Total Points: 968.65 Donate	Once upon a time there has a young MARINE named JONATHAN. He was LATELY NOTHING in the WHITE forest when he met OBVIOUS JAMES, a run-away PRIEST from the STUPID Queen AMY. JONATHAN could see that OBVIOUS JAMES was hungry so he reached into his GLASS and give him his FREAKY MEAT. OBVIOUS JAMES was thankful for JONATHAN's MEAT, so he told JONATHAN a very SHORT story about Queen AMY's daughter KENDRA. How her mother, the STUPID Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic HORSE, because KENDRA was so MORBID. JONATHAN NOTICED. He vowed to OBVIOUS JAMES the PRIEST that he would save the MORBID KENDRA. He would GRAB the HORSE, and take KENDRA far away from her eveil mother, the STUPID Queen AMY, and KNOW her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a BLACK RAIN and OBVIOUS JAMES the PRIEST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HORSE from his story. STUPID Queen AMY ATE out from behind a CAR and struck JONATHAN dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a RING. THE END. Please notice the white forest. I'm a genius. __________________ Sorry for my bad English..

06-21-2006, 04:18 PM	#13 (permalink)
Gothik Member of the Banned PERMA BANNED Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ...Canada... Age: 18 Posts: 49 Points: 128.55 Bank: 400.12 Total Points: 528.67 Donate	Once upon a time there has a young STRIPPER named JACQUES STRAPPE. He was HASTILY NOTHING in the SEXY forest when he met SMELLY JONATHAN BACKBITE, a run-away ACTOR from the SMART Queen KATHLEEN. JACQUES STRAPPE could see that SMELLY JONATHAN BACKBITE was hungry so he reached into his STYROFOAM BOX and give him his UGLY PIZZA. SMELLY JONOTHAN BACKBITE was thankful for JACQUES STRAPPE's PIZZA, so he told JACQUES STRAPPE a very BLUE story about Queen KATHLEEN's daughter MATISE. How her mother, the SMART Queen KATHLEEN, kept her locked away in a STRAW HUT protected by a gigantic CHIHUAHUA, because MATISE was so HOT. JACQUES STRAPPE CAME. He vowed to SMELLY JONOTHAN BACKBITE the ACTOR that he would save the HOT MATISE. He would DOING the CHIHUAHUA, and take MATISE far away from her eveil mother, the SMART Queen KATHLEEN, and COMING INSIDE her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a PINK STRIKE OF LIGHTNING and SMELLY JONATHAN BACKBITE the ACTOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CHIHUAHUA from his story. SMART Queen KATHLEEN MADE out from behind a WOOD and struck JACQUES STRAPPE dead. In the far off STRAW HUT you could hear a MOANING SOUND. THE END. [edit]OMFG my last sentence "Far off, in a straw hut, you could hear a moaning sound. NAS-TYYY Last edited by Gothik : 06-21-2006 at 04:20 PM.

06-21-2006, 05:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
Sabercat hardline loyalist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: the desolation zone, misery Age: 27 Posts: 398 Points: 1,401.98 Bank: 11,843.64 Total Points: 13,245.62 Donate	Once upon a time there has a young FARMER named WILL. He was GHASTLY NOTHING in the WHITE forest when he met DRUNK ROCKY, a run-away MAGICIAN from the MARVELOUS Queen AMY. WILL could see that DRUNK ROCKY was hungry so he reached into his PAPER BAG and give him his DELICIOUS BANANAS AND PEANUT BUTTER. DRUNK ROCKY was thankful for WILL's BANANAS AND PEANUT BUTTER, so he told WILL a very WICKED story about Queen AMY's daughter NATASHA. How her mother, the MARVELOUS Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a SHACK protected by a gigantic VENOMOUS COBRA, because NATASHA was so SHARP. WILL SCAMPERED. He vowed to DRUNK ROCKY the MAGICIAN that he would save the SHARP NATASHA. He would HOP the VENOMOUS COBRA, and take NATASHA far away from her eveil mother, the MARVELOUS Queen AMY, and SAVE her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a BLACK TORNADO and DRUNK ROCKY the MAGICIAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic VENOMOUS COBRA from his story. MARVELOUS Queen AMY FELL out from behind a RADIO and struck WILL dead. In the far off SHACK you could hear a YEE-HAW!. THE END. __________________ Remember. Whatever you do, don't mention the lizards. http://www.davidicke.com/forum Last edited by Sabbathius_34 : 06-21-2006 at 05:58 PM.

06-21-2006, 10:00 PM	#15 (permalink)
numbdeaf&blind kawaii♥. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: LA VIE BOHEME!!!!! Age: 19 Posts: 406 Points: 5,089.25 Bank: 1,736.43 Total Points: 6,825.68 Donate	Your Fairy Tale Once upon a time there has a young GARBAGE TRUCK DRIVER named TODD. He was HURRIDLY NOTHING in the PRETTY forest when he met SEXY JIMMY, a run-away SEXY POOL MAN from the ORAGNY Queen AMY. TODD could see that SEXY JIMMY was hungry so he reached into his PICKLE JAR and give him his FORIEGN MASHED POTATOES. SEXY JIMMY was thankful for TODD's MASHED POTATOES, so he told TODD a very OBVIOUS story about Queen AMY's daughter GWEN. How her mother, the ORAGNY Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a MOSQUE protected by a gigantic JAGUAR, because GWEN was so INFERIOR. TODD SANG. He vowed to SEXY JIMMY the SEXY POOL MAN that he would save the INFERIOR GWEN. He would POOP the JAGUAR, and take GWEN far away from her eveil mother, the ORAGNY Queen AMY, and SWIM her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a SHOWY HURRICANE and SEXY JIMMY the SEXY POOL MAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic JAGUAR from his story. ORAGNY Queen AMY PUKED out from behind a HEADPHONES and struck TODD dead. In the far off MOSQUE you could hear a BONG!!!. _____ amazing __________________ barely conscious you'll say to no one, isn't something missing?? Last edited by numbdeaf&blind : 06-21-2006 at 10:02 PM.

06-21-2006, 10:26 PM	#16 (permalink)
ageofourlies Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New York Age: 17 Posts: 267 Points: 7,061.14 Bank: 1,047.29 Total Points: 8,108.42 Donate	make your own story mine is really odd. i was goona make it relly dirty but nahh.. <p>Once upon a time there has a young <b>ROCKSTAR</b> named <b>ANDY</b>. He was <b>RAPIDLY</b> <b>NOTHING</b> in the <b>LONG</b> forest when he met <b>RETARDED</b> <b>PARKER</b>, a run-away <b>FAG</b> from the <b>WHITE</b> Queen <b>DAVEY</b>.</p> <p><b>ANDY</b> could see that <b>RETARDED</b> <b>PARKER</b> was hungry so he reached into his <b>BOTTLE</b> and give him his <b>SHORT</b> <b>CARROTS</b>. <b>RETARDED</b> <b>PARKER</b> was thankful for <b>ANDY</b>'s <b>CARROTS</b>, so he told <b>ANDY</b> a very <b>GAY</b> story about Queen <b>DAVEY</b>'s daughter <b>HAVOK</b>. How her mother, the <b>WHITE</b> Queen <b>DAVEY</b>, kept her locked away in a <b>MANTION</b> protected by a gigantic <b>WOLF</b>, because <b>HAVOK</b> was so <b>HOMAPHRODITE</b>.</p> <p><b>ANDY</b> <b>RECIETED</b>. He vowed to <b>RETARDED</b> <b>PARKER</b> the <b>FAG</b> that he would save the <b>HOMAPHRODITE</b> <b>HAVOK</b>. He would <b>RAPE</b> the <b>WOLF</b>, and take <b>HAVOK</b> far away from her eveil mother, the <b>WHITE</b> Queen <b>DAVEY</b>, and <b>GAYISH</b> her.</p> <p>Then, all of the sudden, there was a <b>HOUSE</b> <b>THUNDERSTORM</b> and <b>RETARDED</b> <b>PARKER</b> the <b>FAG</b> began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic <b>WOLF</b> from his story. <b>WHITE</b> Queen <b>DAVEY</b> <b>JUMPED</b> out from behind a <b>DILDO</b> and struck <b>ANDY</b> dead. In the far off <b>MANTION</b> you could hear a <b>SCREAM</b>.</p> <p align="center">THE END.</p>

06-22-2006, 04:05 AM	#17 (permalink)
Istimiel Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In fantasy land where I could sing for Nightwish Age: 24 Posts: 152 Points: 272.35 Bank: 1,260.06 Total Points: 1,532.41 Donate	Your Fairy Tale Once upon a time there has a young STUDENT named GANNO. He was FILMING NOTHING in the EERIE forest when he met MYSTERIOUS ROSS, a run-away HYPNOTIST from the SEXY Queen SKYE. GANNO could see that MYSTERIOUS ROSS was hungry so he reached into his BACKPACK and give him his GORGEOUS PIZZA. MYSTERIOUS ROSS was thankful for GANNO's PIZZA, so he told GANNO a very GREEN story about Queen SKYE's daughter CORRIE. How her mother, the SEXY Queen SKYE, kept her locked away in a HUT protected by a gigantic OWL, because CORRIE was so MEAN. GANNO SANG. He vowed to MYSTERIOUS ROSS the HYPNOTIST that he would save the MEAN CORRIE. He would RUN the OWL, and take CORRIE far away from her eveil mother, the SEXY Queen SKYE, and SAVE her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a LAME FLOOD and MYSTERIOUS ROSS the HYPNOTIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic OWL from his story. SEXY Queen SKYE WATCHED out from behind a PENCIL and struck GANNO dead. In the far off HUT you could hear a MOO. __________________ deviantART being strange is normal MySpace I'm a melancholy closet clown with a shoe fetish

06-23-2006, 12:07 AM	#18 (permalink)
abstruse-muse Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ottawa, Ont.!!\m/ Age: 18 Posts: 186 Points: 2,653.38 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,653.38 Donate	bahaha Once upon a time there was a young REGISTERED NURSE named RIVER. He was GROTESQUELY NOTHING in the CRYPTIC forest when he met ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT, a run-away POP STAR from the INCREDIBLE Queen AMY. RIVER could see that ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT was hungry so he reached into his GLAD and give him his RAVE-WORTHY TACOES. ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT was thankful for RIVER's TACOES, so he told RIVER a very CINEMATIC story about Queen AMY's daughter MANDING. How her mother, the INCREDIBLE Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a GREAT WALL OF CHINA protected by a gigantic KANGAROO, because MANDING was so CAFFEINATED. RIVER WROTE. He vowed to ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT the POP STAR that he would save the CAFFEINATED MANDING. He would LEAP the KANGAROO, and take MANDING far away from her eveil mother, the INCREDIBLE Queen AMY, and FROLLICK her. Then, all of the sudden, there was an ADORABLE LIGHTNING and ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT the POP STAR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic KANGAROO from his story. INCREDIBLE Queen AMY ADAPTED out from behind a CUPCAKE and struck RIVER dead. In the far off GREAT WALL OF CHINA you could hear a BRAPBONG. THE END.

06-24-2006, 04:49 PM	#19 (permalink)
Eternal Star Mend my broken wings Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Why would you care? huh? huh? Age: 22 Posts: 472 Points: 800.28 Bank: 1,859.43 Total Points: 2,659.71 Donate	Once upon a time there has a young TRAMP named JACK. He was MADLY NOTHING in the PRETTY forest when he met BELOVED BILL, a run-away EXORCIST from the EVIL Queen LILY. JACK could see that BELOVED BILL was hungry so he reached into his PURSE and give him his SOUR PIE. BELOVED BILL was thankful for JACK's PIE, so he told JACK a very HAPPY story about Queen LILY's daughter MARY. How her mother, the EVIL Queen LILY, kept her locked away in a CHURCH protected by a gigantic SQUIRREL, because MARY was so GOOD. JACK LIED. He vowed to BELOVED BILL the EXORCIST that he would save the GOOD MARY. He would SEE the SQUIRREL, and take MARY far away from her eveil mother, the EVIL Queen LILY, and CLEAN her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a GREEN TSUNAMI and BELOVED BILL the EXORCIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SQUIRREL from his story. EVIL Queen LILY DID out from behind a PILLOW and struck JACK dead. In the far off CHURCH you could hear a WEEEEE. Interesting...where would the -ing verb go? __________________ But now you're so far away And I've been left to die

06-24-2006, 05:28 PM	#20 (permalink)
Draconian~Nymph Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Living under a tree with Heather in the Boston Common Age: 19 Posts: 1,703 Points: 1,266.06 Bank: 64,186.66 Total Points: 65,452.72 Donate	Once there was a young Mesopotamian named Smethels. One night, Smethels got drunk on Cheesits and apple sauce. This created a dramatic conflict in the plot of his life. But he thought, "It's okay. I can ask the Goddess of Eggmercop, Amy, to use her magic powers to help me not throw cabbages in my drunken stupor!" But unfortuately, Amy was out buying buttercream cupcakes with horrible gothic spiders on them, and was unable to help Smethels resolve this distressing situation. So instead, Smethels got eaten by a large pile of Welch's Grape Jelly. The End. Moral: Never accept shrimp cocktails from gohpers. They will make you giddy. *adapted to fit Evboard from a story i wrote on my cousin's myspace a while ago. Quite the randomness.

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