OMG! Guys!!! I unkowingly wrote the GAYEST FAIRY STORY evah. I almost spit when I got to the end. LMAO.

MY Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there has a young SWINEHERDER named CHRISITAN. He was REALLY NOTHING in the QUIET forest when he met LOVELY JAMES, a run-away HOOKER from the DEADLY Queen KAELI.

CHRISITAN could see that LOVELY JAMES was hungry so he reached into his BOTTLE and give him his SNEAKY CELERY. LOVELY JAMES was thankful for CHRISITAN's CELERY, so he told CHRISITAN a very CURIOUS story about Queen KAELI's daughter MICHELLE. How her mother, the DEADLY Queen KAELI, kept her locked away in a WAREHOUSE protected by a gigantic SNAKE, because MICHELLE was so BITCHY.

CHRISITAN SLEPT. He vowed to LOVELY JAMES the HOOKER that he would save the BITCHY MICHELLE. He would FEEL the SNAKE, and take MICHELLE far away from her eveil mother, the DEADLY Queen KAELI, and FUCK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a COMICAL STORM and LOVELY JAMES the HOOKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SNAKE from his story. DEADLY Queen KAELI CRIED out from behind a FORK and struck CHRISITAN dead. In the far off WAREHOUSE you could hear a SLURP.

Hehehe. ^_______^ I couldn't have PLANNED that one any better.

End.

Once upon a time there has a young VOCALIST IN A BAND named DREW. He was RATHER NOTHING in the CUTE forest when he met HILARIOUS AIDEN, a run-away LIBRARIAN from the BUBBLY Queen MADELYN.

DREW could see that HILARIOUS AIDEN was hungry so he reached into his HUH? and give him his FURIOUS TACOS. HILARIOUS AIDEN was thankful for DREW's TACOS, so he told DREW a very SLUTTY story about Queen MADELYN's daughter CELESTE. How her mother, the BUBBLY Queen MADELYN, kept her locked away in a HOCKEY RINK protected by a gigantic LION, because CELESTE was so DEPRESSED.

DREW SANG. He vowed to HILARIOUS AIDEN the LIBRARIAN that he would save the DEPRESSED CELESTE. He would DANCE the LION, and take CELESTE far away from her eveil mother, the BUBBLY Queen MADELYN, and PUSH her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a PEACHY HURRICANE and HILARIOUS AIDEN the LIBRARIAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic LION from his story. BUBBLY Queen MADELYN SLAPPED out from behind a PEN and struck DREW dead. In the far off HOCKEY RINK you could hear a MUSIC.

(That one part says "Huh?" because at first I thought "container" was some fancy grammatical term. I didn't realize they actually meant for me to put a kind of container. lol)

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