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Haha...mine came out pretty funny...

Once upon a time there was a young DOCTOR named SHAUN. He was QUICKLY NOTHING in the LARGE forest when he met DORKY BEN, a run-away LAWYER from the OLD Queen AMY.

SHAUN could see that DORKY BEN was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his AWESOME CHOCOLATE. DORKY BEN was thankful for SHAUN's CHOCOLATE, so he told SHAUN a very SMELLY story about Queen AMY's daughter BETH. How her mother, the OLD Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a CONDO protected by a gigantic WARTHOG, because BETH was so DIRTY.

SHAUN RAN. He vowed to DORKY BEN the LAWYER that he would save the DIRTY BETH. He would EAT the WARTHOG, and take BETH far away from her evil mother, the OLD Queen AMY, and BURP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BAD HURRICANE and DORKY BEN the LAWYER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WARTHOG from his story. OLD Queen AMY SANG out from behind a BALL and struck SHAUN dead. In the far off CONDO you could hear a BAM.

THE END.

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“We expect our lives to be happy, trouble free and victorious. We forget that victories come only after we fight battles.”

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust noone but yourself. And sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."
— Marilyn Monroe

Your Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there has a young LAWYER named JOE. He was HAPPILY NOTHING in the GOOD forest when he met SAD LARRY, a run-away DOCTOR from the MAD Queen HOLLY.
JOE could see that SAD LARRY was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his BORING BANANA. SAD LARRY was thankful for JOE's BANANA, so he told JOE a very HOT story about Queen HOLLY's daughter DANIELLE. How her mother, the MAD Queen HOLLY, kept her locked away in a HOUSE protected by a gigantic WOLF, because DANIELLE was so KIND.
JOE RAN. He vowed to SAD LARRY the DOCTOR that he would save the KIND DANIELLE. He would SIT the WOLF, and take DANIELLE far away from her eveil mother, the MAD Queen HOLLY, and SMILE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a WEIRD HURRICANE and SAD LARRY the DOCTOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WOLF from his story. MAD Queen HOLLY BEGGED out from behind a PAPER and struck JOE dead. In the far off HOUSE you could hear a CLANG.

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Your Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there has a young BUTCHER named WRINKLES MCHIGHLIGHTS. He was VERY NOTHING in the SEXY forest when he met SMART JOHN, a run-away BEGGAR from the DISGUSTING Queen BUSTY ST. CLAIRE.

WRINKLES MCHIGHLIGHTS could see that SMART JOHN was hungry so he reached into his COCA COLA CAN and give him his SMELLY PIZZA. SMART JOHN was thankful for WRINKLES MCHIGHLIGHTS's PIZZA, so he told WRINKLES MCHIGHLIGHTS a very IRRITATING story about Queen BUSTY ST. CLAIRE's daughter BARBIE. How her mother, the DISGUSTING Queen BUSTY ST. CLAIRE, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic GOOSE, because BARBIE was so HOT.

WRINKLES MCHIGHLIGHTS SAT. He vowed to SMART JOHN the BEGGAR that he would save the HOT BARBIE. He would RUN the GOOSE, and take BARBIE far away from her eveil mother, the DISGUSTING Queen BUSTY ST. CLAIRE, and HIDE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a WEIRD HAILSTORM and SMART JOHN the BEGGAR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GOOSE from his story. DISGUSTING Queen BUSTY ST. CLAIRE FARTED out from behind a UFO and struck WRINKLES MCHIGHLIGHTS dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a EEEEEEEEEE.

...Wow.

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Your Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there has a young LECTURER named GEORGE. He was OVER NOTHING in the LARGE forest when he met SMELLY BAZZA, a run-away BLUGGER from the LOVELY Queen CAMILLA.

GEORGE could see that SMELLY BAZZA was hungry so he reached into his CHINESSE FOOD CONTAINER and give him his PATHETIC SAUSAGE. SMELLY BAZZA was thankful for GEORGE's SAUSAGE, so he told GEORGE a very CHARMING story about Queen CAMILLA's daughter NADINE. How her mother, the LOVELY Queen CAMILLA, kept her locked away in a OUTHOUSE protected by a gigantic HIPPO, because NADINE was so PRETTY.

GEORGE RAN. He vowed to SMELLY BAZZA the BLUGGER that he would save the PRETTY NADINE. He would JUMP the HIPPO, and take NADINE far away from her eveil mother, the LOVELY Queen CAMILLA, and STOLE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SPARKLY OH SPARKLY FIRE and SMELLY BAZZA the BLUGGER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HIPPO from his story. LOVELY Queen CAMILLA SCREAMED out from behind a BRICK and struck GEORGE dead. In the far off OUTHOUSE you could hear a SQUISH.

THE END.


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I think I stuffed my first one up. But it did contain the lines TRENT WEPT. He vowed to JUMP TONY the SINGER. lmao, that sounds kinda dirty. ::imagines Trent jumping Tony::

Anyways, here's mine -

Once upon a time there was a young TOPLESS MODEL named TRENT. He was INSANELY NOTHING in the UGLIEST forest when he met DEADLIER TONY, a run-away DRESS MAKER from the SHARPEST Queen AMY.
TRENT could see that DEADLIER TONY was hungry so he reached into his MULLET and give him his AMUSING TEENSY OWL BURGERS. DEADLIER TONY was thankful for TRENT's TEENSY OWL BURGERS, so he told TRENT a very TOUCHABLE story about Queen AMY's daughter SAMANTHA. How her mother, the SHARPEST Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a STRIP CLUB protected by a gigantic ROOSTER, because SAMANTHA was so LICKABLE.
TRENT SLEPT. He vowed to DEADLIER TONY the DRESS MAKER that he would save the LICKABLE SAMANTHA. He would ASLEEP the ROOSTER, and take SAMANTHA far away from her evil mother, the SHARPEST Queen AMY, and DRIVE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a SHINIER LIGHTNING and DEADLIER TONY the DRESS MAKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ROOSTER from his story. SHARPEST Queen AMY MOANED out from behind a HAIRCLIPPER and struck TRENT dead. In the far off STRIP CLUB you could hear a GROAN.
THE END.

Yeah, good one Queen Amy, you're daughters lickable, so you put her in a strip club. Like that's what you're gonna do.

BTW river, my first thought was to put Outhouse. But strip club seemed so much better, lol. Especially when you can hear a groan from it.

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HAHA! I liked this! But here's mine.

Your Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there has a young HOUSEWIFE named JOSEPH. He was NOW NOTHING in the PRETTY forest when he met TIRED BILLY, a run-away FARMER from the OLD Queen JESSICA.

JOSEPH could see that TIRED BILLY was hungry so he reached into his BOWL and give him his DARK APPLE. TIRED BILLY was thankful for JOSEPH's APPLE, so he told JOSEPH a very YOUNG story about Queen JESSICA's daughter AMY. How her mother, the OLD Queen JESSICA, kept her locked away in a TOWER protected by a gigantic HORSE, because AMY was so BLUE.

JOSEPH RAN. He vowed to TIRED BILLY the FARMER that he would save the BLUE AMY. He would GOING the HORSE, and take AMY far away from her eveil mother, the OLD Queen JESSICA, and UNDERSTANDING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SCARY PEEING and TIRED BILLY the FARMER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HORSE from his story. OLD Queen JESSICA SHOWED out from behind a EARPHONES and struck JOSEPH dead. In the far off TOWER you could hear a SCREAM.

THE END.

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Omg.. Lol


Once upon a time there has a young SINGER named TERRY. He was MAYBE NOTHING in the HOT forest when he met COLD SHAUN, a run-away PUPIL from the GREAT Queen AMY.

TERRY could see that COLD SHAUN was hungry so he reached into his BLABLA and give him his CRAP STRAWBERRYS. COLD SHAUN was thankful for TERRY's STRAWBERRYS, so he told TERRY a very DUMB story about Queen AMY's daughter BRODY. How her mother, the GREAT Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a SCHOOL protected by a gigantic BEAR, because BRODY was so BEAUTIFUL.

TERRY WENT. He vowed to COLD SHAUN the PUPIL that he would save the BEAUTIFUL BRODY. He would DRIVE the BEAR, and take BRODY far away from her eveil mother, the GREAT Queen AMY, and DRINK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a STRANGE TSUNAMI and COLD SHAUN the PUPIL began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BEAR from his story. GREAT Queen AMY SCREAMED out from behind a CAT and struck TERRY dead. In the far off SCHOOL you could hear a EVANESCENCE SONG.

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