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ChocolateFiend · 10-31-2005, 03:42 PM

Ooh, I love "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". Those Knights of Knee are the best. It seems like everyone else loves this movie too!

Fawlty Towers was a great show, but I don't see it anymore! It's not on NJN or PBS. I'm kinda sad. John Cleese was brilliant in that show. Everyone was, really.

templar exile · 10-31-2005, 05:07 PM

"This Basil, this Basil's wife, this....smack on head"

LMAO

Manuel: "Man in shop say is Siberian Hamster"
Basil: "Hamsters are small and cuddly. Cuddle that and you'd never play guitar again."

How uberfunny is Fawlty Towers.

Violette · 03-27-2006, 05:33 PM

I finally got to see the whole thing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail a couple weeks ago. It's hysterical! One of those movies that everyone needs to watch just because.

The Knights of Ni are awesome. I love the second part after King Arthur finds the shrubbery... "You must find... another shrubbery!" (Music chimes in) "Then, when you have found another shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... wiiiiiith... a herring!!"

Also love the opening DVD credits, the Killer Rabbit and the Holy Hand Grenade, and the Bridge of Death.

Something tells me I should 'borrow' the DVD from my brother over the summer and catch the rest of the DVD footage. Hee hee.

Draconian~Nymph · 12-08-2006, 10:58 PM

This thread NEEDS to be revived.

Monty Python is life, and all that is good in it.

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*Dawn* · 12-08-2006, 11:23 PM

LOL at the classic dead parrot skit. <333

Has anyone else ever seen this? It has quite a few Monty Python members in it, and the airplane skit just cracks me up.

Pilot #2: Please find the emergency spill in the washroom at the back and release it!
Pilot #1: But do not unfasten your safety belt!
Flight Attendant: That's got 'em back to their seats.
Pilot #2: The emergency spill must be released!
Pilot #1: But do not leave your seats!
Pilot #2: Do not panic!
Pilot #1: Tea will be served.
Pilot #2: Inflate your lifejackets!
Pilot #1: And extinguish all cigarettes!
Pilot #2: Please remove the luggage from the racks above your heads and place it on the other side of the aircraft.
Pilot #1: Except for hand luggage...
Pilot #2: Which you should sit on!

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"My hovercraft is full of eels"
"My nipples explode with delight!"

Oh man, youtube is full of teh awesomeness.

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Llamas are larger than frogs. *nods*

Gail · 12-09-2006, 02:46 PM

Oh, a Monty Python thread! I never noticed this before...

I freaking love the Quest for the Holy Grail. As does everyone. Complete and utter madness.
The first time I saw that film I was an innocent 1st year trying to do my maths homework with the TV on. I was with my sister. And we couldn't understand why Sir Galahad kept...running...and running...and running...and never getting anywhere.

We learned pretty quickly.

I don't often get the chance to watch the TV show, but whenever I do it cracks me up. Believe it or not, I've never seen any of the other movies! Any suggestions? What's funnier than the Quest for the Holy Grail?

Lots of love,
Gail xxxx

Draconian~Nymph · 12-09-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Gail

Oh, a Monty Python thread! I never noticed this before...

I freaking love the Quest for the Holy Grail. As does everyone. Complete and utter madness.
The first time I saw that film I was an innocent 1st year trying to do my maths homework with the TV on. I was with my sister. And we couldn't understand why Sir Galahad kept...running...and running...and running...and never getting anywhere.

We learned pretty quickly.

I don't often get the chance to watch the TV show, but whenever I do it cracks me up. Believe it or not, I've never seen any of the other movies! Any suggestions? What's funnier than the Quest for the Holy Grail?

Lots of love,
Gail xxxx

IMO, the Holy Grail is the best thing they've ever done. But I also love The Meaning of Life (because every sperm is sacred

) and The Life of Brian.

The TV show is still on PBS and BBC sometimes too, but I've seen some DVD sets of all the episodes which I'm determined to get at some point.

And now for something completely different.

**Katya** · 12-09-2006, 03:08 PM

"This parrot is no more! It has passed on! It has gone to meet its maker! THIS...IS AN EX-PARROT!"

I shall say no more.

Gail · 01-01-2007, 03:56 PM

'Life of Brian' is on channel 4 tonight at 9pm! I shall watch it and report back!

EDIT: That was brilliant. It's so funny! Definitely up to 'Holy Grail' standards. I shall have to try and buy it on DVD...
*Always look on the bright side of life...*

Kind of puts things in perspective, doesn't it?
Ooh, and Biggus Dickus. If that's how you spell it.
Hee hee hee.

Love,
Gail xxx

ladyt · 07-19-2007, 06:21 PM

CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEMIR: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEMIR: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEMIR: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!

03-27-2006, 05:33 PM	#83 (permalink)
Violette Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Away from EvBoard for a while... I'll be back at some point wink Age: 24 Posts: 800 Points: 1,033.21 Bank: 793.40 Total Points: 1,826.61 Donate	I finally got to see the whole thing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail a couple weeks ago. It's hysterical! One of those movies that everyone needs to watch just because. The Knights of Ni are awesome. I love the second part after King Arthur finds the shrubbery... "You must find... another shrubbery!" (Music chimes in) "Then, when you have found another shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... wiiiiiith... a herring!!" Also love the opening DVD credits, the Killer Rabbit and the Holy Hand Grenade, and the Bridge of Death. Something tells me I should 'borrow' the DVD from my brother over the summer and catch the rest of the DVD footage. Hee hee. __________________ Come join!

12-09-2006, 03:08 PM	#88 (permalink)
Katya Outcast Genius Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Boston University/CT Age: 21 Posts: 6,186 Points: 5,332.77 Bank: 1,976,470.29 Total Points: 1,981,803.06 Donate	"This parrot is no more! It has passed on! It has gone to meet its maker! THIS...IS AN EX-PARROT!" I shall say no more. __________________

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ladyt n00blet Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SC Age: 28 Posts: 20 Points: 619.01 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 619.01 Donate	OP ILY for this thread, my all time favorite! CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her? CROWD: Burn her! Burn! BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch? VILLAGER #2: She looks like one. BEDEMIR: Bring her forward. WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one. WITCH: They dressed me up like this. CROWD: No, we didn't... no. WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one. BEDEMIR: Well? VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose. BEDEMIR: The nose? VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch! CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her! BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this? CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit. VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart. BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEMIR: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better. VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway! CROWD: Burn! Burn her! BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. CROWD: Are there? What are they? BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches? VILLAGER #2: Burn! CROWD: Burn, burn them up! BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches? VILLAGER #1: More witches! VILLAGER #2: Wood! BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn? [pause] VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...? BEDEMIR: Good! CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah... BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her. BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone? VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah. BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water? VILLAGER #1: No, no. VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats! VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond! CROWD: The pond! BEDEMIR: What also floats in water? VILLAGER #1: Bread! VILLAGER #2: Apples! VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks! VILLAGER #1: Cider! VILLAGER #2: Great gravy! VILLAGER #1: Cherries! VILLAGER #2: Mud! VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches! VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead! ARTHUR: A duck. CROWD: Oooh. BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically..., VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. BEDEMIR: And therefore--? VILLAGER #1: A witch! CROWD: A witch!

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ChocolateFiend Formerly Ice Blue Fire Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 18 Posts: 1,214 Points: 2,537.84 Bank: 30,945.66 Total Points: 33,483.50 Donate	Ooh, I love "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". Those Knights of Knee are the best. It seems like everyone else loves this movie too! Fawlty Towers was a great show, but I don't see it anymore! It's not on NJN or PBS. I'm kinda sad. John Cleese was brilliant in that show. Everyone was, really.

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templar exile Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Between Hope and Despair Age: 33 Posts: 177 Points: 362.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 362.00 Donate	"This Basil, this Basil's wife, this....smack on head" LMAO Manuel: "Man in shop say is Siberian Hamster" Basil: "Hamsters are small and cuddly. Cuddle that and you'd never play guitar again." How uberfunny is Fawlty Towers.

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