Subject: The HAPPY PENNIES in the BEDROOM and Other Business.
From: Mr. RED, CUP Supervisor
To: All Employees of COOL TIGER Inc.
It has come to my LOVELY attention that the BEDROOM has been HAPPILY RAN UNDER with HAPPY PENNIES. I am tired of dealing with LOVING employees and their HAPPY PENNIES. The BEDROOM is meant for HIDING. It is not a PEN room.
On a more HOT note, I would like to SING all of you for the COLD work you all did on the BLUE BOX account. You should all be VERY STOPPED.
Also, be sure to welcome JAKE, the newest member of the CARD department. They will be a MESSY MONEY to our family.
LUCKILY Yours,
Mr. RED, CUP Supervisor.
:)
*Dawn*
05-14-2006, 12:53 AM
Your A Memo to Remember
Subject: The FEARLESS BUNNIES in the BATHROOM and Other Business.
From: Mr. GREEN, FAN Supervisor
To: All Employees of HAPPY ARMADILLO Inc.
It has come to my FAST attention that the BATHROOM has been QUICKLY RAN BESIDE with FEARLESS BUNNIES. I am tired of dealing with GIGGLY employees and their FEARLESS BUNNIES. The BATHROOM is meant for ASSHOLE POKING. It is not a TACO room.
On a more FUNNY note, I would like to HIDE all of you for the LAME work you all did on the PURPLE TOILET BOWL account. You should all be INSANELY DROVE.
Also, be sure to welcome MIKE ROTCH, the newest member of the SUNFLOWER department. They will be a WEIRD BUG SPRAY to our family.
HAPPILY Yours,
Mr. GREEN, FAN Supervisor.
:)
Shivercide
05-14-2006, 01:09 AM
Subject: The TALL DOGS in the KITCHEN and Other Business.
From: Mr. PURPLE, PERSON Supervisor
To: All Employees of PRETTY DOLPHIN Inc.
It has come to my SMOOTH attention that the KITCHEN has been LATELY FOUGHT UNDER with TALL DOGS. I am tired of dealing with WEAK employees and their TALL DOGS. The KITCHEN is meant for ACHING. It is not a DESK room.
On a more ROUGH note, I would like to KILL all of you for the HARD work you all did on the YELLOW JAR account. You should all be BARELY WAVED.
Also, be sure to welcome DUKE, the newest member of the PIANO department. They will be a SHORT VEHICLE to our family.
HERE Yours,
Mr. PURPLE, PERSON Supervisor.
Haha, <3 MadLibs.
rat_licker
05-14-2006, 01:58 AM
I think I stuffed this one up a bit, too. Like the Fairy Tale one. Here it is -
Subject: The SEXY ELVES in the NAKED and Other Business.
From: Mr. PURPLE, FAIRY Supervisor
To: All Employees of BEASTLY CHIMPANZEE Inc.
It has come to my BECOME attention that the NAKED has been RESPONSIBLY SLEPT AFTER with SEXY ELVES. I am tired of dealing with LOOK employees and their SEXY ELVES. The NAKED is meant for SUCKING. It is not a GOBLIN room.
On a more SEEM note, I would like to PULL all of you for the SLYLY work you all did on the BLACK NECKLACE account. You should all be LUCKILY POKED.
Also, be sure to welcome LICKABLE SAMANTHA, the newest member of the UNICORN department. They will be a SEEMINGLY DRAGON to our family.
CAREFULLY Yours,
Mr. PURPLE, FAIRY Supervisor.
belladonna
05-14-2006, 03:02 AM
Subject: The DELICIOUS CHERRY PIES in the LETTERBOX and Other Business.
From: Mr. GREY, SPERM WHALE Supervisor
To: All Employees of DISCOMBOBULATED POTATO Inc.
It has come to my PURPLE attention that the LETTERBOX has been SLOWLY WATERMELONED OF with DELICIOUS CHERRY PIES. I am tired of dealing with SPOTTED employees and their DELICIOUS CHERRY PIES. The LETTERBOX is meant for BAKING. It is not a BOWL OF PETUNIAS room.
On a more DEEP-FRIED note, I would like to IMPLODED all of you for the STICKY work you all did on the PUKE PINK CHICKEN BLADDER account. You should all be QUICKY DEVOURED.
Also, be sure to welcome I.P FREELY, the newest member of the RICHARD NIXON department. They will be a INFECTED CUCUMBER to our family.
PAINFULLY Yours,
Mr. GREY, SPERM WHALE Supervisor.
...My god.
ChocolateFiend
05-20-2006, 10:54 PM
Subject: The SEXY GOATS in the BEDROOM and Other Business
From: Mr. BLACK, RAGAMUFFIN Supervisor
To: All Employees of FOXY LEMMING Inc.
It has come to my HORRIFIC attention that the BEDROOM has been QUICKLY HUNTED UNDER with SEXY GOATS. I am tired of dealing with GLUTTINOUS employees and their SEXY GOATS. The BEDROOM is meant for RUNNING. It is not a SEX room.
On a more HAIRY note, I would like to THROW all of you for the PIGGISH work you all did on the BLUE GLADWARE account. You should all be BOLDY FARMED.
Also, be sure to welcome MOLLY, the newest member of the BOMB department. They will be a BARF JAVELIN to our family.
FORTUNATELY Yours,
Mr. BLACK, RAGAMUFFIN Supervisor.
Bitter Lily
05-22-2006, 11:41 AM
Your A Memo to Remember
Subject: The HARD BITCHES in the BEDROOM and Other Business.
From: Mr. PINK, DICK Supervisor
To: All Employees of SOFT CAT Inc.
It has come to my SMALL attention that the BEDROOM has been QUICKLY BOINKED UNDER with HARD BITCHES. I am tired of dealing with BIG employees and their HARD BITCHES. The BEDROOM is meant for BUMPING. It is not a BOOB room.
On a more ROUND note, I would like to RUB all of you for the FLAT work you all did on the ORANGE GARBAGE account. You should all be HUNGRILY SLAPPED.
Also, be sure to welcome MARIE, the newest member of the ASS department. They will be a GROSS FINGER to our family.
SAVAGELY Yours,
Mr. PINK, DICK Supervisor.
TearsofShadows
05-22-2006, 12:20 PM
Subject: The PRETTY CDS in the KITCHEN and Other Business.
From: Mr. BLACK, COMPUTER Supervisor
To: All Employees of POLKA-DOTTED SQUIRREL Inc.
It has come to my HARDCORE attention that the KITCHEN has been AMAZINGLY ATE THOUGH with PRETTY CDS. I am tired of dealing with OPEN employees and their PRETTY CDS. The KITCHEN is meant for SINGING. It is not a KANGAROO room.
On a more FOOLISH note, I would like to KISS all of you for the NUMB work you all did on the PURPLE TUPPERWARE account. You should all be GROSSLY SWAM.
Also, be sure to welcome LESLIE, the newest member of the FUCKA department. They will be a STRIPED SWEATSHIRT to our family.
SURPRISINGLY Yours,
Mr. BLACK, COMPUTER Supervisor.
^ lmao...:p
Nyx
05-22-2006, 01:48 PM
Subject: The INCREDIBLE CHAIRS in the BEDROOM and Other Business.
From: Mr. GREEN, TABLE Supervisor
To: All Employees of INCURABLE BEAR Inc.
It has come to my POOFY attention that the BEDROOM has been SINCERELY DENIED AT with INCREDIBLE CHAIRS. I am tired of dealing with SIMPLE employees and their INCREDIBLE CHAIRS. The BEDROOM is meant for LOSING. It is not a BUNNY room.
On a more FEARLESS note, I would like to FEEL all of you for the OPEN work you all did on the MAGENTA CARDBOARD BOX account. You should all be SIMPLY HUGGED.
Also, be sure to welcome JOSHUA, the newest member of the MOUSE department. They will be a HOPELESS SPEAKER to our family.
TRAGICALLY Yours,
Mr. GREEN, TABLE Supervisor.
omf, ahahahaha. :D
an0thercreation
05-22-2006, 01:54 PM
I had to join the fun :)
Subject: The COLD RATS in the BATH and Other Business.
From: Mr. RED, CHAIR Supervisor
To: All Employees of DARK CAT Inc.
It has come to my DUMB attention that the BATH has been CREATING HOPPED NEXT with COLD RATS. I am tired of dealing with WEIRD employees and their COLD RATS. The BATH is meant for SMILING. It is not a HEAD room.
On a more QUEER note, I would like to LAUGHING all of you for the UNDERSTANDING work you all did on the PURPLE CUP account. You should all be DESTRUCTING KICKED.
Also, be sure to welcome AMY, the newest member of the HAND department. They will be a INTERESTING FINGERNAIL to our family.
FUZZYING Yours,
Mr. RED, CHAIR Supervisor.
TheLady
05-22-2006, 02:24 PM
Your A Memo to Remember
Subject: The SMART PAPERS in the EXERCISE ROOM and Other Business.
From: Mr. PURPLE, PHONE Supervisor
To: All Employees of STINKY GIRAFFE Inc.
It has come to my ADVERSE attention that the EXERCISE ROOM has been QUICKLY SMELLED AT with SMART PAPERS. I am tired of dealing with GINORMOUS employees and their SMART PAPERS. The EXERCISE ROOM is meant for JUMPING. It is not a SCISSOR room.
On a more LOUD note, I would like to EAT all of you for the HUMOROUS work you all did on the MAROON CHINESE CARTON account. You should all be INSANELY DROVE.
Also, be sure to welcome CONSUELA, the newest member of the DOLLAR department. They will be a OBNOXIOUS PUDDLE to our family.
HOPEFULLY Yours,
Mr. PURPLE, PHONE Supervisor
LOL@ The EXERCISE ROOM is meant for JUMPING. It is not a SCISSOR room.
BlkHrt
05-24-2006, 07:46 PM
Hahaha, great link. I haven't posted in ages but i came across this and gave it a shot out of boredom. Turned out real funny :)
Subject: The HIDEOUS TOES in the LIVING ROOM and Other Business.
From: Mr. RED, TREE Supervisor
To: All Employees of MESMERIZING DUCKY Inc.
It has come to my DEVASTATING attention that the LIVING ROOM has been SURPRIZINGLY RAPED OF with HIDEOUS TOES. I am tired of dealing with CREEPY employees and their HIDEOUS TOES. The LIVING ROOM is meant for F***ING. It is not a CHAINSAW room.
On a more SOFT note, I would like to SHOOT all of you for the POINTY work you all did on the CYAN BOTTLE account. You should all be LOVINGLY DESTROYED.
Also, be sure to welcome GROHOTOR, the newest member of the FIREPLACE department. They will be a CUTE SHOVEL to our family.
SWIFTLY Yours,
Mr. RED, TREE Supervisor.
Medley123
06-15-2006, 09:52 PM
Your A Memo to Remember
Subject: The FLUFFY THEM in the PATIO and Other Business.
From: Mr. MAGENTA, SUNSHINE Supervisor
To: All Employees of SHINY SNAIL Inc.
It has come to my EFFERVESCENT attention that the PATIO has been SLOWLY DIED THE with FLUFFY THEM. I am tired of dealing with SLOW employees and their FLUFFY THEM. The PATIO is meant for TRYING. It is not a BUNNIES room.
On a more FAST note, I would like to CAN all of you for the MUSICAL work you all did on the FUSCHIA PANTRY account. You should all be CLUMSILY ENVIED.
Also, be sure to welcome ESMERELDA, the newest member of the SODA department. They will be a ANNOYING TIME to our family.
