In honour of EvBoard ghosts long departed, I proudly present this question to you:

Carpet or Tile?

EDIT: Let's keep the entendre subtle, shall we?

Tile all the motherfuckin way mofucka.

IAW Draven. Tile. ;)

OMF

DO YOU NOT KNOW?

tis tile bitches

carpet is just so dirty, hard to clean, messy,

whereas tile is just so pure and delicate and simple to clean up


sides


what would you want to eat on?

Tile.

Yes.











Tile...........................


Also, He-Man is a tile person. He has the tile power.

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Tile. It's not hard to clean dog shit off of tile, but it takes a lot more effort to clean it off of carpet.

Tile. Why are there so few hardwood + tile apartments? I hate this dingy ol' carpet and having to clean it.

Carpet

bitches.

i'm such a non-conformist it hurts

Carpet owns, every time.

Tile. It's not hard to clean dog shit off of tile, but it takes a lot more effort to clean it off of carpet.
Wow, someone's got quite the kink going on.

Not quite. My house doesn't have carpet, and I got a dog last weekend. Who wants to clean anything off (or should I say out of, ew) carpet?

I like the wooden floors. Woot woot.

Carpet rocks the feet. wow did I just say that. :p

I say Carpet!! Tile is to cold on my feet in the winter

TILE!!!!

I'm a man who likes to shoot hockeypucks across the floor.

The results of the poll so far make me think that at least about half of you have NO idea just what the hell we're really talking about.

And that makes Baby Jeebus cry.

The results of the poll so far make me think that at least about half of you have NO idea just what the hell we're really talking about.

And that makes Baby Jeebus cry.
Bahah, I still say tile.

Sex on the carpet!!!!!!

Shag carpet.

You can't make sweet love down by the fire on tile!!!

Carpet.

Tile is all cold and stuff, I've never liked it. It seems rich people love the stuff for some odd reason, that and wood. THE COLDER YOUR HOUSE IS DOESNT MAKE YOU ANY FANCIER :p
-Jessica

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/8748/tile6eo.gif

*looks in*

*realizes there's all of four people that know what the fuck is going on.*

Baby jeebus is weeping

I think I speak for Biff when I say tile.

*laughs at stupid people who STILL don't get it*

Carpet in the living room, but make sure it's short not that 70's shag shit

Tile in the dining room

Easy cleanup in the dining room where it's needed but still somewhere comfy to relax in the living room ;) After all if it's all tile it gets mighty slippery when it gets wet

Just for gawd's sake clean the carpet!

Tile...rug burn sucks!

We know, we just dont care ;)
-Jessica

*looks in*

*realizes there's all of four people that know what the fuck is going on.*

Baby jeebus is weeping
oh gawd! My light bulb just flickered!!!!!!! You people... Can I change my answer?!?!? lol

Carpet!

For many reasons :)

Tile. It's easier to clean up my mess. With carpet, it just gets all matted and stuff.

A good portion of the people in this thread disgust me, literally. Just look what you're doing to Baby Jeebus.

Ceez, I've head that this stuff is really good for cleaning carpet.
http://www.shortarmguy.com/MasculOut.jpg

;)

If you fuckers can't figure it out after that, I might just kill myself. >< (figuratively speaking, of course

I prefer carpet because when it's cold outside and you get out of bed, the tile is SUPER cold. No one wants to wake up to that. Also, it's pretty! :)

Tile. It's easier to clean up my mess. With carpet, it just gets all matted and stuff.

Would a pressure washer be of benefit?

Cause I always have issues cleaning up messes, thats what I prefer.

And I just wonder, most of the ladies seem to prefer the carpet to the tile...

This seems to be a sticky situation

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/8748/tile6eo.gif

I have to agree with dhamma on this one... :o ;) :D :cool:

I have to agree with dhamma on this one... :o ;) :D :cool:
Need your floors buffed ma'am? :o

Definitely tile. Easier to clean up. You can't make a carpet "clean enough to eat off of."

Carpet except in the bathroom. Anybody who carpets a bathroom is just ignorant when it comes to home interior.

Oh, and I don't want tile, cause what if I accidently drop my bottle of vodka and it hits the floor and shatters into a thousand pieces and my precious vodka is lost? Almost makes me cry just thinking about it. :(

Need your floors buffed ma'am? :o
Those look like fightin' words to me! http://dhammaseeker.com/smileys/duel.gif

linoleum

;)


*likes to keep it really smooth*
/biff

linoleum

;)
Hard wood.

shaved .

How's about sawdust floors? YEE-HAW!!! :D

Those look like fightin' words to me! http://dhammaseeker.com/smileys/duel.gif

My knight in shining armor!

Ok, so I was thinking about this a little more. I still agree that tile is the way to go. No doubt. But it would be a little easier to maintain with a little help around the house.

*looks at dhamma*

:D

edit: So I just want to clarify. I don't mean "help around the house" like washing dishes. It takes a LOT to keep tile shiny and smooth. It doesn't stay that way all by itself.

Tile. Easier to clean. :rolleyes:

So are these wax or no-wax tiles? Inquring minds want to know.
(Like I haven't made enough puns in this thread already).

carpet in the winter tile in the summer!

Carpet but I've a fuckin tiled floor and I don't want it at all, it feels like the floors gonna break and I go through it then I die or go to hospital (I also have a tiled floor in the living room) that's why I don't want a tiled floor. Carpet feels like you'll never break the floor and die or go to hospital which is good:cool:

I'm not sure... carpet traps allergens, but I'm way more likely to slip and hurt myself on tile...

i used to like a well maintained short pile bus..... erm... carpet but just recently we shav...erm... installed tile and i have to say. i love it!!! ;)

hmm this is really hard to choose. tile because with socks on you can slide everywhere and it's freaking fun. carpet because you can do tricks without hurting yourself as bad.:D

hmm this is really hard to choose. tile because with socks on you can slide everywhere and it's freaking fun. carpet because you can do tricks without hurting yourself as bad.:D
Funny I've never had any problems sliding on carpet, without socks even.

Funny I've never had any problems sliding on carpet, without socks even.

haha i forgot. you can also slide on carpet. i did coose carpet in the thing but it's loosing.:(

Tile .

Carpet, softer on my feet.

It depends. In a hot country like Spain I'd prefer tile which is what we have now. But in a cold country such as Ireland I'd prefer carpet.

<3
- Nina

Tile, definately. You don't have to vaccum it (I hate vaccuming. My vaccum cleaner is retarded. The handle's taped on with duct tape.) It's also easier to sneak around on if you like being secretive and mysterious when you grab a cookie from the cookie jar. Carpet- the floor just squeaks too much. Tile is sturdy, easy to clean, dependable, and quiet.

Also, if you have a carpet and you live somewhere with a lot of bugs, little filthy bugs like ants can wander around on the floor until you step on them because you didn't see them. Not so with tile.

Ew. If someone's carpet has bugs they definitely shouldn't be letting anyone go downstairs. Shouldn't go anywhere, really, but bugs like it more downstairs. And it's not like you can break out the pesticide on someone's carpet, unless it's really thick and you're in no danger of contaminating anything. *sprays Raid*

I wonder if anyone's accidentally eaten a bug while visiting downstairs. They could jump from curtains, or rods, among other things.

I wonder if anyone's accidentally eaten a bug while visiting downstairs. They could jump from curtains, or rods, among other things.

Dewd, that's so grody it defies grodiness in general...
just eww.


See, your comments only support the reason to go with installing tile.

Tile is a gift from the fairies...of love.

Ew. If someone's carpet has bugs they definitely shouldn't be letting anyone go downstairs.
Agreed. Eww. Just ew.

Ew. If someone's carpet has bugs they definitely shouldn't be letting anyone go downstairs. Shouldn't go anywhere, really, but bugs like it more downstairs. And it's not like you can break out the pesticide on someone's carpet, unless it's really thick and you're in no danger of contaminating anything. *sprays Raid*

I wonder if anyone's accidentally eaten a bug while visiting downstairs. They could jump from curtains, or rods, among other things.

I was just stuck in a trailer in maine for the weekend with ants in the carpets. It's useless to use pesticide since my family only goes there once or twice a year, and the ants just keep coming back anyway. 'Twas not fun i tell you. But you could always see them when they were on the tiles, so you could get them away before you stepped on them, so no problem there.

I hate that stupid trailer. And it's carpets.

This thread keeps going in and out of what it's about. It's rather mind boggling, isn't it?
Hmmm....Well.....Tile is fun to slide on. But carpet is softer to fall on if ur just learning to walk (hush, there's a baby in this household, alright?!?!)

my personal preference would be tile though
mwahahah

omg....mmmmmcarpet.....*rofl in the memories*

This thread keeps going in and out of what it's about. It's rather mind boggling, isn't it?
Hmmm....Well.....Tile is fun to slide on. But carpet is softer to fall on if ur just learning to walk (hush, there's a baby in this household, alright?!?!)

my personal preference would be tile though
mwahahah

omg....mmmmmcarpet.....*rofl in the memories*


But tile is so much easier to clean, specially with a baby around.

haha, well, actually, downstairs is a mix, bcuz the kitchen is tile but the rest of the house is carpeted, so she gets the best of both worlds!!!

and the animals are the ones who pee in the carpet. the baby just likes to spill the dog water all over the floor of the kitchen. so we have to put the water up on the counter when she's wandering around.

i like to eat off of tile cuz sometimes carpet strands get stuck between my teeth :eek:

i like to eat off of tile cuz sometimes carpet strands get stuck between my teeth :eek:


*blinks**slaps self*
*shakes head*

haha, well, actually, downstairs is a mix

You have carpet AND tile downstairs? I'm impressed.

I myself prefer the aesthetics of tile with a bit of carpet trim. Scrumptious.

You have carpet AND tile downstairs? I'm impressed.

I myself prefer the aesthetics of tile with a bit of carpet trim. Scrumptious.


A throw rug, if you will?

Aye, those are awesome accesories, really mixes things up, dontcha think?

:D

its been said but tile IS much easier to clean
and no carpet burn

I prefer carpet because it doesn't get cold in the winter. I hate walking on a cold floor after I go out of my room with the nice soft carpet.

A throw rug, if you will?

Aye, those are awesome accesories, really mixes things up, dontcha think?

:D

Bahahahah! A throw rug! I like it. Now we have a new option! Oh snap! :p

we just got rid of the last remaining carpet, cuz i got rug burns on my lips

we just got rid of the last remaining carpet, cuz i got rug burns on my lips

I totally know how that goes. I've spent way too much time with the carpet lately. Stupid carpet fibers. They get all up in my throat. I feel like a cat with hairballs.

You have carpet AND tile downstairs? I'm impressed.

I myself prefer the aesthetics of tile with a bit of carpet trim. Scrumptious.


yes, a brazilian throwrug. that's it.

I totally know how that goes. I've spent way too much time with the carpet lately. Stupid carpet fibers. They get all up in my throat. I feel like a cat with hairballs.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
i used to use some of the carpet fibers as floss :D

You know, I am out of floss...

A Brazilian throw rug? Sounds pretty. Can I see?

LMAO ummm, maybe later?