Anybody watch the show? I think it's really funny. It made me a big fan of Dave Chappelle.

The endless lists of racist jokes gets on my nerves...

(you asked)

I think it's hilarious how.. he did that I'm Rick James, Bitch! and.. some people who had never even seen his show do it now. That will forever be.. the 'line' of his show.

He's always been funny.

Nutty Professor
Undercover Brother (his chemistry with Neil Patrick Harris is amazing)

and of course the Chappelle Show.

My favorite skits were when Dave was a KKK member and A Moment in the Life of Lil' Jon.

YEAH!!!! WHAT?!?!?!? OKAY!!!!!!!

He's always been funny.

Nutty Professor
Undercover Brother (his chemistry with Neil Patrick Harris is amazing)

and of course the Chappelle Show.

My favorite skits were when Dave was a KKK member and A Moment in the Life of Lil' Jon.

YEAH!!!! WHAT?!?!?!? OKAY!!!!!!!

Are you seeing it now. Lil Jon was actually on the show!

There are several funny one. My favorite ones are when he is Tiger Woods and says "For Shizzel." Or when he is the Black KKK leader named Clayton Bigsby. Dave is a funny MF.
What? Whatttt? Okay? Yeahhhh?

MtMR

It's definately hilarious! I loved last weeks with Wayne Brady..I almost died laughing when he kidnapped him and shit.... lmfao.

I don't find him offensive...who gives a crap!

Are you seeing it now. Lil Jon was actually on the show!

http://ejams.com/images/agency/ent-liljon.jpg

WHAT?!?!?!?!?

:(

I think I missed it :(

I don't find him offensive...who gives a crap!

I don't find it offense at all cause being hispanic, I wouldn't really be mad.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?



I think I missed it

They always give repeats.

I'm King James, Bitch!

I'm King James, Bitch!


JESUS FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best skit ever was the one where he was blind and in the KKK. Good stuff. :D

That is a really funny show. I think my favorite skit is the Prince one.
Pancakes

It's definately hilarious! I loved last weeks with Wayne Brady..I almost died laughing when he kidnapped him and shit.... lmfao.

I don't find him offensive...who gives a crap!

"Aw shit, it's Wayne Brady son!!"

"Smoke this. This is not an option, nigga!"

:D

Yeah..I have season 1 on DVD. I like how he actually got Lil Jon on tonight, although I missed some of it.

"WHAT?!" "Bye nigga!!"

"We're doing this for oil!! Aaahem cough, AHAUL"

Sure, racism is wrong and all, but we need to relax and laugh at the stereotypes and such. I make these jokes sometimes and people laugh. Just got to watch what you say and who you're around. Without racist jokes, the world would be a lot less funny..it's true. Chappelle's show is great, although there are a lot more crappier episodes now than in the first season..

It was awesome tonight. I never laughed so hard at his show before. "Turn yo buttcheeks to the agresssor!" :p It's really getting better.

Dave Chapelle is hilarious, I don't mind his jokes at all, and I'm white. I thought the skit about the white family named the "Nigars(I think that's how he spelled it)" was hilarious. And the one about the black white supremecist was great too. I also liked the one about the girl where she thinks Dave is an angel and in the end, she asks him and he says "No, I'm no angel, I'm just a nigga who loves me some titties." Dave Chappelle rocks.

Oh, and he was also in that movie about the guys who try to get their friend out of jail by selling medicinal weed that they stole from a hospital. I forget the name of it.

Trading Spouses skit (paraphasing here)

"Todd, would you like to have sex with me?"
"Why yes. Yes I would."
"Well why don't you take off your clothes off"
"Umm, I like to keep my pjs on and slip it though the pee-pee hole"


The Live Action Grand Theft Auto 3 skit left me dry-heaving..Pow! "OWW!" (Bend over)Pow! "Oww!"(Bend over) Pow! "ow" (Bend over)...

The Charile Murphy stories are defintely top on the list...Rick James and the infamous Prince basketbal game...shirts vs. blouses,bitch!

"Aw shit, it's Wayne Brady son!!"

"Smoke this. This is not an option, nigga!"
:D
Sure, racism is wrong and all, but we need to relax and laugh at the stereotypes and such. I make these jokes sometimes and people laugh. Just got to watch what you say and who you're around. Without racist jokes, the world would be a lot less funny..it's true. Chappelle's show is great, although there are a lot more crappier episodes now than in the first season..

LMFAO

I agree with you...100%.
Another skit that I loved was when he showed how everything looked better in slow-mo. Ha-ha!! lmao....the laundry mat...funny.shit.

Dave Chapelle is hilarious, I don't mind his jokes at all, and I'm white. I thought the skit about the white family named the "Nigars(I think that's how he spelled it)" was hilarious. And the one about the black white supremecist was great too. I also liked the one about the girl where she thinks Dave is an angel and in the end, she asks him and he says "No, I'm no angel, I'm just a nigga who loves me some titties." Dave Chappelle rocks.

Oh, and he was also in that movie about the guys who try to get their friend out of jail by selling medicinal weed that they stole from a hospital. I forget the name of it.
That was Half Baked. Oh memories... :rolleyes:

The movie was Half-Baked

The best one was the Mad Real World and the one with the gangs where Chappelle had hair like Eazy E :p That note by Cornrow Wallis..

"Yo. Y'all nigars kneed to..." P.S. - PRRRRRRRR!!!! (Mos Def is the man..)

"Dude, did he just call us niggers? AWESOME!!!" then he gives the dude a pound..:D

The Niggar Family :D "BYE, NIGGARS!!" "Ya'll Niggars will have the finest table a nigga can get!!"

And the GZA.."You need to diversify your bonds, nigga" to this white dude...hahaha..great stuff.

And you can't forget about in Trading Spouses, the "lightsaber"...

"What's this??"
"I smell your lightsaber." "What lightsaber" Rrrrrr...

And the GZA.."You need to diversify your bonds, nigga" to this white dude...hahaha..great stuff.

Oh yeah, I remember that :D .

I found a clip of the Moment in the Life of Lil' Jon (http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-6a.ra)

Oh yeah, I'm Rick James, Bitch! (http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-4.ra)

I think that's my favorite show on the air right now.

Last week, with Wayne Brady...I was dying. :) Mostly because I watch Wayne's show, too.

I love "Half Baked," too. You know he wrote that, right?

I really want season one on DVD.

Yo, turn dem shits up! I'm serious nigga, I can't hear in my left headphone son! Yo, what happened? - Fisticuffs
Biggsby, Pop copy, Real World, Rick James,Cornrow......there was just so many great skits. Best show running.

"Yeeeeeeeaahh!!"..."Pardon me, madam..."

On tonight's Chappelle show (for those who missed it, Lil Jon was on it. The skit was Lil Jon talkin to "Lil Jon" (Chappelle) on a cell phone...Chappelle'd be like "WHAT?!! WHAT!! WHAT?!!!" switching the cell phone from ear to ear, and then finally to his eyes...HAHA...

I was listening to a song by Lil Jon and heard.."Okaaay, LET's GOOOO...Yeaaaaah (for 3 seconds long!!)"...and cracked up. All thanks to Chappelle :)

Yup..that Fear Factor one was great. The biggest crack rock..

"I smell somethin cookin!" "And that boys and girls, wasn't the first time I sucked a dick for crack!" Ty's the man...

The Fear Factor one was great too.

::: high pitch crack addict :::
I'm wantn' the pig testicles widt all the trimmins'

"Ya'll go on, I'm gonna get some sleep I'm tired." as he lays in the bed of worms and pulls the newspaper over him.

What? WWHHHAAATTTT? Okayyy? Yeahh?

There are several funny one. My favorite ones are when he is Tiger Woods and says "For Shizzel."

I still LOL whenever I think about that episode! genius!

I know that Chappelle is Ben's new favorite show.

I think I have him on video, yelling, "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

http://members.aol.com/fragilespiral/benrickjames.jpg

I know that Chappelle is Ben's new favorite show.

I think I have him on video, yelling, "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

http://members.aol.com/fragilespiral/benrickjames.jpg

i think you have video of everyone from that weekend saying it at some point or another.

i think you have video of everyone from that weekend saying it at some point or another.


This is true. haha But it was the best when he ran up, grabbed your shirt, and yelled it in your face. :)

This is true. haha But it was the best when he ran up, grabbed your shirt, and yelled it in your face. :)


/me wasn't scared...

I think that's my favorite show on the air right now.

Last week, with Wayne Brady...I was dying. :) Mostly because I watch Wayne's show, too.

I love "Half Baked," too. You know he wrote that, right?

I really want season one on DVD.

Yuck, Half Baked, I hated that movie.

/me wasn't scared...

Ahhh...that freaked out look was just acting, right? ;)

Hee!

And jaxmomma, how can you hate "Half Baked"?? That movie rules. It's so...non-lengthy. Maybe you just have to be in the right mindset to enjoy it. :)

Ahhh...that freaked out look was just acting, right? ;)

Hee!

that's what you do in movies, right? i was staying in character...

that's what you do in movies, right? i was staying in character...


Unlike whatshisface... heh

Unlike whatshisface... heh
in erik's defense, his character is a speed freak who inadvertently created a zombie horde. you'd expect a bit of erratic absent mindedness from someone like that...

I loved the President Bush skit tonight...it was hilarious! :D

I absolutely loved the Samuel L. Jackson beer ad....XD....oh and of course Tyronne Biggums...especially when he went and talked to that elementary school...XD!!! "...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack...but not the last!"

I love Chapelle Show, and Half Baked, and Dave's standup, but nothing tops his role in "Robinhood: Men in Tights."

that show is funny sometimes like when they made fun of kinko's, but other times its just plain sick... they glued a freakin dildo onto a baby toy!

however, half-baked is watched religously in my house...

that show is funny sometimes like when they made fun of kinko's, but other times its just plain sick... they glued a freakin dildo onto a baby toy!

however, half-baked is watched religously in my house...


I saw the baby toy thing..that was just messed up..

that Wayne brady episode was just so damn funny. You wouldnt take Wayn to be the kinda guy to kill people, smoke weed, and be a pimp. "I'ma hafta smack a bitch".

however, half-baked is watched religously in my house...
I heard that. Once in high school, some stoner friends and I were having like an all day smoke out at this guy's house, and after we were all pretty cooked we all picked a character from that classic movie, and stayed in character the rest of the night. We even had a "Guy" who just layed down and hit the blunt/piece when it came in his direction. One of the guy's names was Kenny, so his character was obvious. I was Scarface, because I am somewhat darkly colored.

"Hoes, Dave. Dave, hoes."
"Good evenin, bitches"

"..Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?"

The DVD itself is actually pretty cheap. It's about 5 hours long and you can get it at Wal-Mart for $19 (cheapest..I got mine's at Best Buy for $22)...it's a good thing they show the exact same new episode at 12:30 am Wednesday nights (or technically, Thursday nights) cause some of us have to work and don't get to see the first episode always.

I have nearly every damn quote/episode memorized it seems...mostly from the first season since I've watched each episode for at least a dozen times each. I went on a Chappelle Show marathon when I got the DVD and watched it entirely through every day for about a week..

"I got 40 states to rely on..." (Or was it nations)
"Who?"
"Who said that? Who? Japan's sendin over Playstations...Stankonia's droppin bombs...Afrika Bambaata and the Zulu Nation!" :D

oh yeah choke a bitch LOL whatever still pretty damn funny, and he makes dave smoke. ahaha and then shoots him when he gets out of the car. good times.

Chappelle is awesome. Last nights episode was fackin great!

I think it's hilarious how.. he did that I'm Rick James, Bitch! and.. some people who had never even seen his show do it now. That will forever be.. the 'line' of his show.

So true. I had first heard my friends quote the line about a month ago, and I had no idea where it came from until I Google-searched it last night and came up with Chappelle's Show. And it happened to be during the same time it was airing on Comedy Central. It'll definitely be a future Wednesday night "show to watch" for me.

I was LMAO durring the Lil John skit... WHAT!!!!....YEAAAAHHH!!!!!.....WHAT!!!!!!....OKAAA YYYY!!!
=]

WHAT??? WHAT??? OOOOKKK!!!!

:p

WHAT??? WHAT??? OOOOKKK!!!!

:p

I actually think its funnier when Dave does it...He has it down..


WHaaat!!!

I think it's hilarious how.. he did that I'm Rick James, Bitch! and.. some people who had never even seen his show do it now. That will forever be.. the 'line' of his show.

Personally, I thought that episode was really overrated. It had its funny parts like, "What did the five fingers say to the face?" "What?" "SLAP!!"

"Some of these coals burn at 1,000 degrees"...(in a high pitched voice) - "Goddamn!"

I ended up showin that Lil Jon episode Cfw828 posted to some people last night and Bjorkdoll nearly died...AHAHAHA...hilarious.

Personally, I thought that episode was really overrated. It had its funny parts like, "What did the five fingers say to the face?" "What?" "SLAP!!"

LMFAO that is one of my favorite ones?!!

i also love the one with oprah gettin pregnant.. he is too funny!

Personally, I thought that episode was really overrated. It had its funny parts like, "What did the five fingers say to the face?" "What?" "SLAP!!"

See, the first time I saw that episode, I didn't think it was all that great. But when I rewatched it, it was suddenly one of the funniest things I've ever seen. :)

FUNNIEST. SHOW. EVER.

I love dave chappelle. The funniest sketch ever was when the crackhead was on fear factor. He sees a tub of worms, and immediately says "well, I can't eat all of it," and the host looks at him funny and says something like "no, you're going to lay down in it."

My favorite one was the one about the gang wars that started over some guy stepping over some other guys Nikes.

My favorite one was the one about the gang wars that started over some guy stepping over some other guys Nikes.

HAHA, Chappelle as an Eazy-E lookalike and Mos Def as Cornrow Wallis..

The note part was the best...cause he spelled everything HORRIBLY.."Yo - y'all nigars kneed to no"..and then at the end he actually SPELLED out "P.S. - PRRRRRRR!!!" and read it out loud...me and a dude nearly died laughing from that part alone...them bird calls was hilarious..

Tyrone Biggums, the crackhead...he's the best character on the show. Especially on that Fear Factor one. "Let me tell you somethin you might not know, Joe Rogan - I smoke rocks!" and the other quotes..

Does anyone remember the one with the puppets? The best part went like this..

"Guess who? The Crabs...your pubes - we'll grab. We wait on bedsheets - and toiletsheets. We'll pinch your nuts - with our feet. Oh yes, the crabs, the craaabs..ole!" That was on the Making The Band Part II one...with the "Go to the Bronx and get some cambodian breast milk from an immigrant"...and with P Diddy doin the echoin in the bottle..."What, you just gon sit there and chop opinions? You gon sit there and do your taxes? Is that's what hot on the streets right now?" :D "Who are the five best rappers of all time? Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan - Dylan! - because I spit hot fire!"

I take no credit for this, but I found someone who posted links to most of Season Two's Episodes

Episode 1:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-entire1.ra

Episode 2:
WackArnold:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-2a.ra

Black Gallagher:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-2b.ra

Niggar Family:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-2c.ra

DMX:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-2d.ra

Episode 3:
Can White People Dance?:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-3a.ra
(Don't know about you, but I'm black and somehow I have no rhythm :( )

Ribs:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-3b.ra

Three Daves:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-3c.ra

Episode 4/Rick James Show:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-4.ra

Episode 5:
Dual Justice System:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-5a.ra

Red Balls:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-5b.ra

Charlie Murphy on Prince:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-5c.ra

Episode 6:
Moment in the Life of Lil' Jon:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-6a.ra

The Internet:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-6b.ra

Interview of Lil' Jon
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-6c.ra

Episode 7:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-7.ra

Episode 8:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-8.ra

Episode 9:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-9.ra

Episode 10:
Making the Band:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-10a.ra

Beer brings out the Animal in You:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-10b.ra

Sesame Street parody:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-10c.ra

Episode 11:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-11.ra

Episode 12:
Wayne Brady Show:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-12a.ra

Dave gets dissed:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-12b.ra

Dave takes his show back:
http://streaming.3030radio.com:8080/ramgen/chapelle2-12c.ra

godDAMN...thanks cfw. i have a couple of episodes downloaded but whoever does that shit...good job.

yeah, the episode with john mayer findin out what music makes what people dance was hilarious...the white peoples in the office dancing slowly then the camera zooms to chappelle and mayer...than back, and one women took off her shirt including her bra!! HAHAHA..

"ok - now we'll play some rock. we're in harlem."

black dude - "Hey - shut the fuck up!"

"ok..now - ?uestlove!! play the drums!"

everyone black dances and then someone starts freestylin..

"now - add an electric piano!!" all the hispanic/mexicans dance as dave gets a megaphone and yells random gibberish to make up for actual Spanish :D

LOL at Dave trying to do the Harlem shake :D

ahahah I <3 when he did the fear factor thing...

*scratches neck*

funniest thing evar.

ahaha I like the internet one too..
It's so true. ENLARGE YOUR PENIS.

HAHA remember the REAL Rick James? And Fisticuffs?

http://www.hiphopsite.com/SEARCH/?ITEM=A432F3BE-A461-4893-8AEB-0B298BF4F7FC

Look what Rick James is advertising now (Chappelle did the intro on Kweli's last album too, Quality...and one befo as Nelson Mandela haha)

Note: Kweli came out with this Beautiful Mixtape because someone leaked out his entire album (which was going to come out soon and be titled Beautiful Mind) online not too long ago. I wish I could buy it but I'll probably see if Bearshare has it or something :rolleyes: cause I don't know where to find this in my area if it's even here. So yeah..once the REAL album comes out THEN I'll get it.

"White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Donald Rumsfeld look like Malcom X."

Anyone see his Grand Theft Auto parody? That was sweeeet.

Anyone see his Grand Theft Auto parody? That was sweeeet.

Nope.

What episode was it on ?

Can't remember but it was one of the first episodes, season one..

but here it is anyways..

Chappelle in Grand Theft Auto 3 (http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/video/gta4real)

Fixed your link for you Cyra, was missing an 'L' at the end.

He's always been funny.

Nutty Professor
Undercover Brother (his chemistry with Neil Patrick Harris is amazing)

and of course the Chappelle Show.

My favorite skits were when Dave was a KKK member and A Moment in the Life of Lil' Jon.

YEAH!!!! WHAT?!?!?!? OKAY!!!!!!!
the lil jon the was HELL FUCKING ARIOUS

Ok, where the heck did this thread come from? I even did the search thing and everything... Grrr. Now I really feel like a geek...
Anyway, funny funny stuff.

Just got done watching a mini-marathon of it. Favorite skit was the Wanye Brady ride-a-long which had a drive by shooting, Dave tripping, and the greatest line of the year, "Is Wanye Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"

Funniest and most edgy show in quite a while.

That KKK one was truly hilarious!!! Damn... I love Chappelle.

I LOVED the Grand Theft Auto one and the Lil Jon one. But the BEST was definetly the Wayne Brady one...LMAO! :)

If I hear "I'm Rick James, bitch" one more time, I will scream.

He's not even that funny. And people know how to wear out jokes to the point you begin to hate the person who did it.

And people know how to wear out jokes to the point you begin to hate the person who did it.

I love Dave Chappelle, but it is true. People have a tendency to take something like a line, use it just a little bit too much, and by the end of the day it's dead, and people hate it. I'm completely with you on that one.

Like "YEAH!!! What? Excuse me madam.." it got old the first time kind of, but especially by the second and third times. But that don't mean that I don't laugh whenever I hear a song with Lil Jon droppin some vocals in it :D

I always think back to the RZA/GZA episode...the skit..Wu-Tang Financial Corporation or something

"You need to diversify your bonds, nigga"
"Protect ya goddamn neck!"

I died of laughter...whoo...

Like "YEAH!!! What? Excuse me madam.." it got old the first time kind of, but especially by the second and third times. But that don't mean that I don't laugh whenever I hear a song with Lil Jon droppin some vocals in it :D

I always think back to the RZA/GZA episode...the skit..Wu-Tang Financial Corporation or something

"You need to diversify your bonds, nigga"
"Protect ya goddamn neck!"

I died of laughter...whoo...

Oh yeah lol.

I forget the little song they had at the end :( that skit was hysterical, too.

Hee hee, this link is for all of you who have gotten sick and tired of people killing and butchering the phrase, "I'm Rick James, Bitch!"

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle

Hee hee, this link is for all of you who have gotten sick and tired of people killing and butchering the phrase, "I'm Rick James, Bitch!"

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle


haha...I like this graph that shows the percentage of people who are not Dave Chappelle and who shouldn't be saying.."I'm Rick James ...bITCH!"


http://www.evboard.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2965

The results were surprising: the graph above suggests that 6,367,619,884 out of every 6,367,619,885 people in the world are not Dave Chappelle, and therefore should shut the hell up.

haha...I like this graph that shows the percentage of people who are not Dave Chappelle and who shouldn't be saying.."I'm Rick James ...bITCH!"


http://www.evboard.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2965


XD Maddox pwnz if you can take his points of view without getting pissed off and learn to see that he is rather clever.

What if someone is named Rick James? Maybe they aren't THE Rick James but they should be able to use the catch phrase as much as they want.

Also, I offically change my name to Rick James. :D

I'm Rick James, Bitch!!!!!!!

What if someone is named Rick James? Maybe they aren't THE Rick James but they should be able to use the catch phrase as much as they want.

Also, I offically change my name to Rick James. :D

I'm Rick James, Bitch!!!!!!!


As long as you get the hair and the gold tooth, we're okay. If not, then we...shun you! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!

http://bolt.badassbuddy.com/images/buddies/badassbuddy_com-liljon2.gif


http://bolt.badassbuddy.com/images/buddies/badassbuddy_com-chappelle.gif


:cool:

http://bolt.badassbuddy.com/images/buddies/badassbuddy_com-liljon2.gif


http://bolt.badassbuddy.com/images/buddies/badassbuddy_com-chappelle.gif


:cool:


Oh hey....would you look at that.... .The Dude. is in Cali. ALl I have to say is:

Trace, get your ass down here and say "sup" to the both of us. You know you want to.


I'm Teh Eli, Bitch!

Oh hey....would you look at that.... .The Dude. is in Cali. ALl I have to say is:

Trace, get your ass down here and say "sup" to the both of us. You know you want to.


I'm Teh Eli, Bitch!

haha
*salutes*
Yes.maam!!

Who the hell is Dave Chappelle?

*interested, wanting to know*

haha
*salutes*
Yes.maam!!


Oooh...now....bend over for inspection from Mike. :p

Who the hell is Dave Chappelle?

*interested, wanting to know*

Check out some of the skits on the page a couple of pages back from this one and you laugh hysterically.

Check out some of the skits on the page a couple of pages back from this one and you laugh hysterically.



Indeed you will. Cfw828 is very wise :)

Check out some of the skits on the page a couple of pages back from this one and you laugh hysterically.

The links that Cyra posted? I saw them, would love to have a look but I'm afraid my computer will die a most horrible death if I do.

I wonder if we get the show in Australia? *runs off to check*

The links that Cyra posted? I saw them, would love to have a look but I'm afraid my computer will die a most horrible death if I do.

I wonder if we get the show in Australia? *runs off to check*


If you have satellite, or cable and get COmedy Central, then totally :)

If you have satellite, or cable and get COmedy Central, then totally :)

Comedy Central is on Foxtel cable over here, but I don't know if we get all the same shows as the US, and I don't have cable so I don't know if Foxtel shows it...

Okay, time for the google search I think. :)

I haven't watched Chappelle's Show in a few months actually, I don't really give a damn anymore. But I just saw this in someone's signature thing, and even tho it's a bit...late to be showin this old joke...

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v34/G-Rizzle/Brayne1.bmp

:D

(for those who never saw the episode, it went like this:)

"Hollywood is crazy...The Mexican with...Brad Pitt? blahblah

And now they have The Last Samurai with...Tom Cruise? blahblah

Well I've written a script and maybe they'll make my movie. 'The Last Nigga On Earth' starring Tom Hanks."

Well I've written a script and maybe they'll make my movie. 'The Last Nigga On Earth' starring Tom Hanks."

You didn't know? That was supposed to be the original title of Cast Away. A black man wrote it, but he had to change the title to be more PC.

Well I've written a script and maybe they'll make my movie. 'The Last Nigga On Earth' starring Tom Hanks."

You didn't know? That was supposed to be the original title of Cast Away. A black man wrote it, but he had to change the title to be more PC.

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The Chappelle's Show has been nominated for an Emmy for Episode 4 of Season 2. In case you didn't know what that was...it's the Rick James Episode, bitch!

You didn't know? That was supposed to be the original title of Cast Away. A black man wrote it, but he had to change the title to be more PC.
Haha :p

As for the Rick James bitch part. If anyone says it I'm going to go up to them and ask what the hand said to the face. If they don't get it, I'm smacking them T_T

I just read this shit off Cormega Phorumz.

http://www.tribnet.com/24hour/entertainment/story/1441686p-8798481c.html

Chappelle lets rude crowd have it

By JIM CARNES, Sacramento Bee

(June 17, 9:04 am PDT) - Dave Chappelle got so angry with the crowd Tuesday night at Sacramento's Memorial Auditorium that the stand-up comic walked off the stage for nearly two minutes. Upon his return, he told the audience, "You people are stupid."

What got the comic so riled up? According to Chappelle, it was audience members who wouldn't "shut up and listen - like you're supposed to."

Chappelle is the creator and star of the No. 1-rated show on Comedy Central. It's that fame that helped the comic sell out the nearly 4,000-seat Memorial Auditorium weeks in advance of the show. And that popularity also caused the frustration for the performer, as audience members continually shouted a character's catchphrase from "Chappelle's Show" - it starts, "I'm Rick James ..." and ends with the b-word.

"The show is ruining my life," Chappelle told the crowd. Besides requiring him to work "20 hours a day," he said, it has made him a "star," which has resulted in the inability of fans to treat him as an individual.

"This (stand-up) is the most important thing I do, and because I'm on TV, you make it hard for me to do it," he said.

"People can't distinguish between what's real and fake. This ain't a TV show. You're not watching Comedy Central. I'm real up here talking."

Shouts continued to interrupt Chappelle's routine until he stopped to give a lecture on "how comedy usually works: I say something. You mull it over and decide whether you want to laugh or not, and then you do or not. Then I say something else, and you think about that.

"It's worked well all across the country, but you people ..."

Performing in Sacramento, the comic said, might turn out "to be a bad idea - like chocolate-covered fish."

Chappelle told the crowd he knew why they liked his sketch-comedy show: "Because it's good. You know why my show is good? Because the network officials say you're not smart enough to get what I'm doing, and every day I fight for you. I tell them how smart you are. Turns out, I was wrong.

"You people are stupid."

Much of Chappelle's act - with its jokes about genitals,and sex talk, tales of strip-club escapades and frequent use of the n-word - is unprintable in a family newspaper. But that's not the best part, anyway. Chappelle is most effective when he ventures into social commentary - race, poverty, the cult of personality.

One of his better rants had to do with children and at what age they might be responsible for their own lives. Elizabeth Smart, the 15-year-old Utah girl who was kidnapped from her home, figured prominently in the commentary. He contrasted her case - she was discovered about nine months after her abduction only a few miles from her home - with that of 7-year-old Erica Pratt, who gnawed through her duct tape bindings to free herself from kidnappers in Philadelphia and was responsible for the arrest of the two men who had taken her. Pratt is African American, and her story received much less attention than did Smart's.

Then Chappelle placed Smart's case in opposition to that of Lionel Tate of Florida, who was convicted of murder in the death of a 6-year-old neighbor. Smart, at 15, was considered a child. But at 14, two years after the crime, Tate was sentenced as an adult to life in prison without parole. (A previously rejected plea bargain was later accepted, and he is now free.)

"When is a 15-year-old a kid and a 12-year-old an adult?" he asked, indicating it might be because one was white and one was not.

Chappelle said race relations are at such a low point in America that, "You can't say anything real when it comes to race. That's why Bill Cosby's in such trouble for saying black folks have got to take responsibility for their own lives.

"I spoke at my high school last week," he said, "and I told them, 'You've got to focus. Stop blaming white people for your problems.' "

He then added, sarcastically, " 'Learn to play basketball, tell jokes or sell crack. That's the only way I've seen people get out.' "

Chappelle's harshest words were addressed to those audience members who worship entertainers and athletes.

"Stop listening to celebrities," he said. "They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is."

Celebrity worship harms the object of affection as well, Chappelle said. "One day people love you more than they've ever loved anything in the world. And the next, you're in front of a courthouse dancing on top of a car."

In case the audience didn't get the reference to Michael Jackson, he said, "You know why Michael Jackson's had so many surgeries? He wanted you to like him more."

Chappelle, obviously, will not pander to his fans. "You guys are the worst listeners in the country," he told the Sacramento audience. "It's like 'The Silence of the Lambs.' Without the silence."

"Stop listening to celebrities," he said. "They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is."

^ that shit is hilarious! Keepin it real...like them segments he's got on the show haha.

Also, Chapelle renews for $50 million. (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/03/television.chappelle.reut/index.html) (for 2 seasons)

In that picture, Chappelle looks like this dude I know! An older version. The dude also looks like JJ from Good Times and the lighter skinned dude in that one Hershey's bar commercial. Sound the same too as the dude! Haha..it's weird how he can look like 2, 3 different people with his expressions.

But anyway, I agree with Chappelle...what a rude crowd. As for the this is not TV, Comedy Central, I wonder if it wasn't the crowd for his show. But anyways, props to him for keepin it real.

It's official. The Chapelle show is done for good.

SUPER weak.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050803/ap_en_tv/tv_chappelle_s_show;_ylt=AvTLuc.WmIxsMjTbl3FVInhxF b8C;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

That sucks. Im a pretty big fan.

But maybe that means he can do some more stand-up that I can watch. The Chappelle show is pretty funny... but theres only so much you can do contrasting black people vs. white people before it gets repetitive. Again, hopefully he'll do a lot more stand-up elsewhere.

It's official. The Chapelle show is done for good.

SUPER weak.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050803/ap_en_tv/tv_chappelle_s_show;_ylt=AvTLuc.WmIxsMjTbl3FVInhxF b8C;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

I heard this and this is not only sad but stupid. Not knowing the reasons, but for 50 millions dollars, I would have done anything except give up control.

A sad day bitches...

Does Bob Fontaine have to choke a bitch?

I found a site with a whole bunch of Chapelle skits. (http://thetravisty.com/Chapelles_Show.php)


btw,

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a332/michaelch/fridaybitches4tg.jpg

So the episodes that Dave had already filmed before he went crazy and went to Africa are finally gonna be airing!!! They start this Sunday!!!! They're calling them the lost episodes. I'm psyched.

"...I'm Rick James BITCH..."<-----------------LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that! I laughed so hard, that it looked like I was crying!