Since you guys managed to make the other thread completely suck I'm starting a new one.

If it is long or is only funny to you (inside joke or whatnot) then don't post it. If you are the one delivering the punchline...don't post it yourself..that is plain annoying.

The old thread was originally meant for one liners or short snippets taken out of context...so do that.

I also noticed the frequency of posts went down since the AIM chats stopped...so download this (http://www.evboard.com/files/exodusIRC.zip) and have fun.

If you aren't funny I'll unlease my minions for neg reps or just ban you. Nah...I'm just kidding...or am I?!?

Thank you Paul <3. .

Now, nothing anyone post will be funny enough for Paul...

so, ahahhaha, who cares?

LilFairydotORG: *plays twister*
Toad: right hand, my c-ck. =-O
LilFairydotORG: *slips falls* *breaks off c-ck*


*post sensored for small children* (censored?)

candace: hey
me: hey
candace: wuthup?
me: wuthup...not much if that means what I think it means
candace: yeah...it's saying wussup with a lisp. :D
me: wuthup homiessssss
me: tchahhh!
candace: more like...wuthup hometh
me: wuthup homeshth!
candace: lol

if you don't understand our stupididty...sorry. we were born to be retards :D

<somone who would like to remain anannanoymouse> Hey Cock did you see what you wanted
<somone who would like to remain anannanoymouse> lol
<Karisma> cock?...
<somone who would like to remain anannanoymouse> Coach sorry

BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA she was talking to coach .. HAHAHAHAH

yeah it was funny. heh heh heh

If you aren't funny I'll unlease my minions for neg reps or just ban you.

<somone who would like to remain anannanoymouse> Hey Cock did you see what you wanted
<somone who would like to remain anannanoymouse> lol
<Karisma> cock?...
<somone who would like to remain anannanoymouse> Coach sorry

Fairy, you suck.

eleven

Fairy, you suck.

eleven

I hope your children shit on your couch.

That is funny.. she called coach, cock. LAUGH, BITCH. :p :mad:

Suzie says: wat u doing?
Colleen says: lol
Colleen says: comp is slow
Suzie says: awww
Suzie says: bugger
Suzie says: u been feeding it too much ev stuff again
Colleen says: lol

I tought it was funny this girl comes up with thes one lines all the time she just cracks me up

well, someone named steve got on aim after one beer:

steve: you're full of babies waiting to be tapped
steve: and steve wants to tap you
steve: resistance is futile
steve: you will be drilled
steve: you're like a pinata
steve: i'm blaming this on being drunk, even though i'm not really
steve: yeah, drunk, that's it

at least it was a funny proposition. :p

<Lirael> I love you Cfw, I never have to look on the boards for anything. You are my Evanescence Degree professor type thing, bitch!
<Cfw828> lol, it just comes from viewing the boards.
<Cfw828> I've been on here for like ever lol
<Lirael> Yeah, but this way, you get to tredge through the sewerage system otherwise known as Ev-Chat and I get to keep my sneakers nice and clean.
<Cfw828> hehe
<Cfw828> Yeah, but you should see the Talk to the Band...er uh...I mean Talk to Amy...er uh cause Amy=the Band anyway forum

Baaahaha. So...true...

me: jettas are cool beans
doug: so i hear
doug: hyundais are love machines, though
doug: that's what the dealer told me
doug: ladies love those one and a half cylinders
me: ha ha
doug: my engine purrs like a tin can full of bolts. it's sweeeeet
me: *falls out of chair LOLing*
doug:and girls LOOOOVE the huge turning radius
doug: I gotta three-point just to get on the highway.
me: *can't ... breathe ... tooo ... funny ...*
doug: but then. maybe a jetta would be nice.

-Me-: Yay! Lord of the Rings won another award!
-My best friend-: Omg really?
-Me-: Yeah, the movie was good.
-My best friend-: Well it must have been, damn isn't this like their fourth Grammy?


....Mind you this was when the Oscars was on. And she actually tapes the Oscars.

HAHAHAHA Dani = slut

dani stfu: stfu lol
MoonDancer98: you
dani stfu: *sluts the fuck up*
dani stfu: AHAHAHAHA i meant shuts*

HAHAHAHA Dani = slut

dani stfu: stfu lol
MoonDancer98: you
dani stfu: *sluts the fuck up*
dani stfu: AHAHAHAHA i meant shuts*
yeah, that's what she claimed when she typed "whores the fuck up" to me. whatever, dani. i soooo see though you :D

omfg *sluts up omi and lauren*

lauuuureeeeennnnnnn, you changed mah name again! aaahaha

Ang3lzofGarbage: omg!! sighber me baby!!1
Misanthropic Fox: OMG
Misanthropic Fox: :SIGHBURZ

omfg *sluts up omi and lauren*

lauuuureeeeennnnnnn, you changed mah name again! aaahaha
omgomg
*sluts*

omgomg
*sluts*

*sluts her stuff*

fu 20

thank you luna.. for attaching me to this word : coot! just.. never.. do this :

<wyzguy> =)
<Karisma> =]
<Dremth> ah!
<Karisma> mine's cooter!
<Karisma> NO!
<Karisma> OMFG
<Dremth> i gots a blister!
<Karisma> NOT COOTER!

I'm karisma, durrrrrrrrrrr

*sluts her stuff*

fu 20
*eats your cupcake*






i know what you're wondering... is it dirty, or not?
aaahhaagmfmg *stfu's*

darkfaiere88: bimbos...
garyaskedforamy: bimbos?
darkfaiere88: yes.....
darkfaiere88: ROFL...there are a lot in my school and it gets annoying T_T;;
garyaskedforamy: what the hell is a bimbo??
darkfaiere88: *dies*
garyaskedforamy: shut up..i forgot?
garyaskedforamy: my stupidity is that bad huh?

[about a minute later]

garyaskedforamy: OHHH...BIMbos
darkfaiere88: ROFL

First off, the screen name is totally random (kind of) and an inside joke. Second...shut up. I'm bored and remembered this so yeah, puttin it up somewhere befo she can find a way to make fun of me with that or somethin.

me and omi...making up excuses to not talk to people...


omi lush: i have, um, "work."
omi lush: i have to pick my nose, i don't have 2 free hands, sorry.
MoonDancer98: HAHA
MoonDancer98: hold on a sec...i got a big one
omi lush: ahahaha
omi lush: i need both hands for this one, sorry, that slows typing down quite a bit, bbl

hmm i wonder who you were making these up for... hmm i wonder

Damnit, Omi! Dani figured out we don't like her....

Damnit, Omi! Dani figured out we don't like her....
omg uh oh
*unblocks dani to try to make her think not*
*sluts dani to get her to shut up anyway*

:eek:

*gasps and runs into her house but can't cuz granma won't let her in*

GRANMAW! GRANMAW! LET ME IN!!

[/kid from TCM]

GO SLEEP WITH THE DOGS!

i wonder if there's a way to have messages off a cell and out them on a pc.....

I'm sure there is a way!

I'm sure there is a way!

well when i find it... i'm sooo gonna upload that message.

well when i find it... i'm sooo gonna upload that message.
dammit, i wanted to do that to that one from tom, that was like two minutes of "um, yeah, so, you know, yeah, it's just yeah, that's all it is, just yeah, um, yeah"
*tackles dani*
TRANSCRIPT, BISH! :p

no no i figured it out. its me you dont like *cries and walks away*

pishhhhhhhh STFU dorkface

ok *sluts the fuck up*

Haha Daniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*dances* we all love dani. w007 1337

Haha Daniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*slots lauren up*

ooooh

SLOTS??

Like a slot machine?? *confused*

SLOTS??

Like a slot machine?? *confused*

*takes her chances on lauren like a slot machine*

OMG youre post whores! each and every one of you!

::runs away::

*stabs Sarah*

*stab*stab*staaaaaaab*

*stabs Sarah*

*stab*stab*staaaaaaab*
*puts coins in the stab wounds like a slot machine*

*puts coins in the stab wounds like a slot machine*
What do you use as the lever?......

What do you use as the lever?......
her penis! :D

her penis! :D
OMG that was the first thing I thought, Omi!!!

Me and Tess....talking about why guys are so immature........
and then some random stupidity......LMFAO.......

oO BLuExCRuSH Oo: 21 in guys years is like actually 15 in girl years
PrtyGrOne: i know
oO BLuExCRuSH Oo: lol
PrtyGrOne: copies that and quotes you
oO BLuExCRuSH Oo: :-P
PrtyGrOne: urgggggg
oO BLuExCRuSH Oo: what? =-O
PrtyGrOne: urgg
PrtyGrOne: like mad
PrtyGrOne: uurrrrrggg
PrtyGrOne: ya know?
oO BLuExCRuSH Oo: haha

Me and Tess....talking about why guys are so immature........
and then some random stupidity......LMFAO......

Guy are...well most are less than intelligent. I luv random stupidity...heavens knows I have my share of it. W00t!

Sexists!111 :(

Guy are...well most are less than intelligent.
Right?! I know...27...17...is there any difference...really?!
Well there are some exceptions.....

I luv random stupidity...heavens knows I have my share of it. W00t!

LOL...there was like 20 - "LOL's" and "LMAO's" and "ha-ha's" that I had deleted...:D

good.times.

Sexists!111 :(

Paul, I would put you into the "exceptions" category.... so...stfu! :)

Sexists!111 :(
well, it's true. men are dumb assholes. and i'm allowed to say that, because i am one.

Sexists!111 :(
You know we luv you and that you are part of the exception dear ;)


well, it's true. men are dumb assholes. and i'm allowed to say that, because i am one.

Honesty is awesome. Now you fit into the exception category as well :D

<La> hi Türkey u ?
<Karisma> no, I don't eat meat

<La> hi Türkey u ?
<Karisma> no, I don't eat meatI don't get it, How is that funny?

HAHAHAHA I love you SO MUCH!

Me and Tess....talking about why guys are so immature........
*touches your b00bs*
OMG that was the first thing I thought, Omi!!!
*touches your penis*

OMG, Omi! I do not have a PENIS!!

OMG, Omi! I do not have a PENIS!!
omg, you so do. quit thinking with your penis, lauren. i'm sick of it.

stick it. stick it. where can i stick it???

stick it. stick it. where can i stick it???
*goes all aguilera on your ass*
I'M A SLOT MACHINE IN A CASINO BABY
GOTTA PULL MY LEVER THE RIGHT WAY HONEY

*touches your b00bs*

*pets your......kitty....












.....cat.*

*pets your......kitty....












.....cat.*
:eek: oh! oh! omi!

:eek: oh! oh! omi!

omigod...I did it!
I did IT!

I made omi speechless...

mwa hahahaha!!

omigod...I did it!
I did IT!

I made omi speechless...

mwa hahahaha!!
nono, you made omi o. :eek:

nono, you made omi o. :eek:


....even better....


^@#*&@%&@$%$##Q%7

....even better....


^@#*&@%&@$%$##Q%7
mmmtracy *illincests*

oh my! FEMPARN!!*drools*:D:p:D

oh my! FEMPARN!!*drools*:D:p:D

poor boy!
thinks he can just join in on the illincest....
You're not from Illinois...so you lose.

poor boy!
thinks he can just join in on the illincest....
You're not from Illinois...so you lose.
i was born in illinois. springfield. anways, lol..you DO have a webcam though!!:D

i was born in illinois. springfield. anways, lol..you DO have a webcam though!!:D

yeah, yeah....everyone was born is Iliinois...now.

webcam? What's a webcam?

hehe

nut4camino: :-Pim just playing
Musicia n n n:
:-P i know
nut4camino: :-Psure miss serious pants
Musicia n n n: im not wearing pants
nut4camino: :-\miss serious shorts
Musicia n n n: nope
nut4camino: :-\miss serious dress
Musicia n n n: nope
nut4camino: >:oi don tknow
Musicia n n n: blanket
nut4camino: :-\you wear a blanket
Musicia n n n: right now yes
nut4camino: :-\like outside and stuff
Musicia n n n: no i stayed home today
nut4camino: :-Poh
nut4camino: :-\im wearin a curtain

OMG!! sin is soo fucking random sometimes.......
lmao

Sanctu Sombre: handcuffs
Sanctu Sombre: and hot police men and police woman so we can run around playing "cop"
PrtyGrOne: hehe
Sanctu Sombre: :-D
PrtyGrOne: I'd rather play....teacher/ student...but hand cuffs can be involved as well....:-P
Sanctu Sombre: lol!
PrtyGrOne: <--always had a thing for teachers
Sanctu Sombre: doctor is fun too. ;-)
PrtyGrOne: haha
PrtyGrOne: time for your check-up..
Sanctu Sombre: do I need to take off my pants for that?
PrtyGrOne: cough...now turn and cough
PrtyGrOne: hehe
Sanctu Sombre: *turns around*
PrtyGrOne: haha
Sanctu Sombre: lol
PrtyGrOne: does that make me a pedophile now?

OMG!! sin is soo fucking random sometimes.......
lmao

Sanctu Sombre: handcuffs
Sanctu Sombre: and hot police men and police woman so we can run around playing "cop"
PrtyGrOne: hehe
Sanctu Sombre: :-D
PrtyGrOne: I'd rather play....teacher/ student...but hand cuffs can be involved as well....:-P
Sanctu Sombre: lol!
PrtyGrOne: <--always had a thing for teachers
Sanctu Sombre: doctor is fun too. ;-)
PrtyGrOne: haha
PrtyGrOne: time for your check-up..
Sanctu Sombre: do I need to take off my pants for that?
PrtyGrOne: cough...now turn and cough
PrtyGrOne: hehe
Sanctu Sombre: *turns around*
PrtyGrOne: haha
Sanctu Sombre: lol
PrtyGrOne: does that make me a pedophile now?

I <3 Tracy. :D

hahahahahahaha

<slidecontrol> i wonder if this will work??????
*slidecontrol was kicked by slidecontrol (This relationship just isn't going to work out...)

when we get bored..

* Diamon skrinks
[info:] [Nick: Diamon is now known as Diamo]
[info:] [Nick: Diamo is now known as Diam]
[info:] [Nick: Diam is now known as Dia]
[info:] [Nick: Dia is now known as Di]
[info:] [Nick: Di is now known as D]
[info:] [Nick: D is now known as d]
[info:] [Nick: d is now known as _]

One from a while back, talking to Katez0r

HauntedMike2002: My mom wakes up at the tiniest little noise...
HauntedMike2002: She probably heard me hit "enter" there, and was like "WTF?!??!"

I kill me...

-Mike

*coff*coff* looks like somebody missed something...

If it is long or is only funny to you (inside joke or whatnot) then don't post it. If you are the one delivering the punchline...don't post it yourself..that is plain annoying.

Yah, lauren...glad you found it now though

I didn't do that.. .

Good ole Cordi:

<Karisma> oh.. he can't insult me..
<Karisma> I'm unslutable
<Karisma> i mean..
<Karisma> wait..


-Mike

<DrEvil> i'm the boss
<DrEvil> need the info
<DrEvil> mmkay?
<Cfw828> OMG, it's my favorite celebrity. Can I interview you?
<Cfw828> :D
<Cfw828> Do you have sharks with laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?
<DrEvil> uh, well, I'm supposed to be formulating a plan with which to take over the world, but I think I spare a fre moments for you
<DrEvil> no, I frikkin' don't
<DrEvil> you know why?
<Cfw828> Why?
<DrEvil> because number two is INCOMPETENT
<DrEvil> i'm getting upset
<DrEvil> and when I get upset, mr bigglesworth gets upset
<DrEvil> and when mr bigglesworth gets upset
<DrEvil> PEOPLE DIE
<Cfw828> Would you say that Number Two's work for your company has been shitty?
* DrEvil kills Mustafa
<DrEvil> oh, most definitely
<Cfw828> WTF is up with that Goldfinger?
<DrEvil> no comment
<Cfw828> I mean Goldmember
<Cfw828> The dude that eats his skin...damn...
<DrEvil> unfortunately, because my lawyers are not present...
<DrEvil> no comment
<Cfw828> Gotcha...how was Frau in bed?
<Cfw828> Now that's a loaded question :p
<DrEvil> oh, you think you're funny, pal?
<DrEvil> hmm?
<DrEvil> you tryin to provoke me?
<DrEvil> well I'm not gonna let you
* Cfw828 provokes Dr. Evil
<DrEvil> SHE'S DYNAMITE
<DrEvil> *ahem*
<Cfw828> What about your kid Scott? So many things have happened. He caused chaos on Jerry Springer. He was fighting with your Minime and then he went bald...wtf?
<DrEvil> look, there's a lot of history that wasn't shown in the movies, ok?
<DrEvil> its a touchy subject for me at the best of times?
<Cfw828> Well, that shouldn't stop you from answering the question...
* Cfw828 thinks he's Larry King.
<DrEvil> listen, LArry, you trying to upset Mr Bigglesworth?
* DrEvil strokes Mr Bigglesworth
<Cfw828> No, I'm just trying to get you to answer the HARD questions.
<DrEvil> well, I don't want to, k?
* Cfw828 laughs because he emphasized hard.
<DrEvil> look, if you can't be professional, I'll just leave
* DrEvil gets up
<Cfw828> Ok. Well, fine be that way *storms off and cries in a corner.
* DrEvil leaves

it has to have the picture to show why it's funny..

ignore the christine part, chris is weird...but this is what happens when you use a new Imvironment? thing on yahoo and you don't know what the faces are..this shit had me laughin for reals...

i was hungry..hungry....

sure sure..you have very bad excuses...here's another one that's even worse...again, the panda face is what makes it funny somewhat..

and I found that fucker..weird enviroment.

cyra that second one looks like jack the pumpkin king... with ears.

and excel, that is BADTZ MARUUUUUUUU :eek: <3

9 pages and still nothing funny?

*bans everyone*

9 pages and still nothing funny?

*bans everyone*
i thought diamon shrinking was funny... *emo*






...






*kicks paul*

<steel_dragon> lauren
<slutbag> She has the best ass on a skinny chick EVER

<steel_dragon> !fun eightball does lauren really have the best ass on a skinny chick EVER?
<ToBoT> steel_dragon: my sources say no.

oh i love the Chat Room

<Kaydee> i scratch my dogs butt lol
<Trish> then I say you are a naughty doggie!
<donkeypenguin> haha
<Kaydee> lol
<donkeypenguin> those two lines together are SOOOO wrong
<Trish> Me too and then he chases his stubby tail
<Trish> HAHA
<Trish> that;s funny
<donkeypenguin> "i scratch my dog's butt....then i say you are a naughty dog"....wtf?

<buf> buf: you just made me laugh
<buf> nate: did ya snort?
<buf> nate: DID YA DID YA!!
<buf> buf: no
<Fairy> haha
<Fairy> see..
<buf> nate:don't lie
<buf> buf: i dont snort
<Fairy> hahahah
<Fairy> he's great!
<Fairy> lol
<buf> buf: i dont snort
<buf> nate: well it's ok.. I dont do cocaine either
<buf> buf: thats good
<buf> nate: been clean for 5 minuts now *sniff*... goin on 6 minutes *sniff*
<buf> omg
<Fairy> hahahah
<buf> i cant take no more
<Fairy> i love him.
<Fairy> I realy love him.
<buf> im gonna bust a gut
<Fairy> So much.
<buf> buf: haha
<buf> buf: your gonna make me pee my pants
<buf> nate: thats good.. but have you snorted today?
<buf> buf: now i have
<buf> buf: haha
<buf> nate: blah blah I dont snort blah blah
<buf> buf: lol

Here's some:

Ayme Jones (12:11:57 AM):hahaha
Ayme Jones (12:12:19 AM):Ive always wanted to give a guy a bj
Brian McCraw (12:12:31 AM):Well I've always wanted one....
Brian McCraw (12:12:32 AM):HEY
Brian McCraw (12:12:34 AM):I HAVE AN IDEA
----------------------------------------------------------
Brian McCraw (12:14:33 AM):sry bout that
Brian McCraw (12:14:37 AM):the turtles caught on fire
Ayme Jones (12:14:41 AM):tutles?
Ayme Jones (12:14:43 AM):ewww
Brian McCraw (12:14:47 AM):yes my pet turtles
Brian McCraw (12:14:51 AM):i have 12
Brian McCraw (12:14:54 AM):they live in the bathtub
Brian McCraw (12:14:57 AM):they caught on fire
Brian McCraw (12:15:01 AM):they do that from time to time
Brian McCraw (12:15:12 AM):as long as I'm quick i can save 2 or 3
Brian McCraw (12:15:16 AM):But man do they stink!
---------------------------------------------------------
Ayme Jones (12:16:24 AM):I dont wanna see yr balls
Ayme Jones (12:16:27 AM):ive seen dustins
Brian McCraw (12:16:34 AM):aw i'm sorry
Ayme Jones (12:16:41 AM):LoL it was a picture
Ayme Jones (12:16:46 AM):that he drew
Ayme Jones (12:16:52 AM):on tha computer
Brian McCraw (12:17:22 AM):hahaha
Brian McCraw (12:17:30 AM):Well that's a good thig...it wasn't real
Ayme Jones (12:17:33 AM):LoL
Brian McCraw (12:17:36 AM):Because I have seen his balls
Brian McCraw (12:17:44 AM):And they look like my Aunt Agnus
------------------------------------------------------------
cara (9:08:17 PM):what if i giggled ominously
cara (9:08:23 PM):and then it turned into mad chuckling
cara (9:08:28 PM):and then laughter
cara (9:08:39 PM):and then i fell on the floor and was crying/wetting myself
cara (9:08:55 PM):and i died of laughter on the floor
cara (9:09:07 PM):while crying
cara (9:09:11 PM):/wetting myself
__________________________________________________ __________________

Qweedle Guy (12:11:25 AM): haha i've seen that movie so many times it's not funny
cara (12:11:26 AM): haha
cara (12:11:30 AM): lol i know right
cara (12:11:35 AM): god the little mermaid
cara (12:12:19 AM): i watched it like 108 times .. i put that bitch in german and watch it and still know whats goin on
Qweedle Guy (12:12:27 AM): i've never even seen that whole movie
cara (12:12:53 AM): mom said she was gonna shoot me cause i would like rewind parts and watch them over and over again
Qweedle Guy (12:12:58 AM): LoL
cara(12:12:59 AM): its kidna hot
cara (12:13:03 AM): it kinda turns me on

Here's some:
Holy Fucking Crap, dude!
Your post is tripping me out!
It looks all 3-D and shit...it seriously hurts my eyes...
*ouch*
weird..

Yea.. it's patriotic as fuck..
like red white and blue. baby.

and here we have a case of the 'bad timing's in IRC


<Scott> Michael Jackson?!?!
<frank182> he's kind of old.. but he's hot.

ahaha.. *points* its me! :D
just admit it... MJ does have something sexy about him... :p

uhh his nose? :D


*********************

James: (sheep)(right hug)
Ingrid::eek:
James:heh heh heh
Ingrid:*eats the sheep*
Ingrid:i'm hungry
James:lol aww
James:you ate the sheep?
James:CARPET MUNCHER!!

James: (sheep)(right hug)
Ingrid::eek:
James:heh heh heh
Ingrid:*eats the sheep*
Ingrid:i'm hungry
James:lol aww
James:you ate the sheep?
James:CARPET MUNCHER!!

lol funny , carpet muncher lol :p

This is why you shouldn't leave me alone in #evanescence. Help me!
<-- Dhamma has quit (Leaving: adieu)
<Daniel> what?
<Daniel> ooohhh
* Daniel gets what diamon said
<Daniel> I'm all alone
<Daniel> there's no one here beside me
<Daniel> laadidaaaaaaa
<Daniel> when the world gets taken over by chipmunks
<Daniel> you will all perish!
<Daniel> and the square root of 23 is actually five
<Daniel> go on
<Daniel> work it out
<Daniel> PROVE ME WRONG
<Daniel> ....
<Daniel> DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE IN HERE
* Daniel goes insane
* Daniel dances left
* Daniel dances right
* Daniel does the boogie
* Daniel does it, aaalll night
<Daniel> ...
<Daniel> ...
<Daniel> *whimper*
<Daniel> soo..cold....
<Daniel> the zombies and dementors are coming back!
<Daniel> Don't you all understand!@?#!@?#?%!@?#%
<Daniel> ..i need my medication :/

And another. Double post cause it's too long. And I want to link it :p

<Daniel> alright
<Daniel> time for my famous one manned irc play
----
<Graphics Card> Hey, I don't think that I really want to work with the native Windows XP drivers. I'm going to crash now.
* Graphics Card has died
<User> WTF? Dude, you are an expensive 3D graphics card, why doesn't Microsoft Native drivers work for you?
<Windows XP> Fatal Error occured in system. What do you want to do. a) Report to Microsoft b) Sit there blankly at the screen and think of all the work you just lost. c) Rip the graphics card out of the machine, throw it in the river, and sit there and cry emo tears.
<Windows XP> Cause I'm not going to support it. Ever. Because I want to be a pissy little twelve year old with a grudge.
<Windows XP> HUH! This is what you get for installing me on a product not endorsed by my master, Billy Boy. See! We told you! I don't care that the hardware is EXACTLY the same, only different badges.
<Windows XP> That's it, I've had enough of you.
* Windows XP formats the hard drive
<User> MOTHER FUCKER!
<TuX> Dude, seriously, why don't you install me as an operating system. I mean, I'm still in development, and I don't have all the programs you are used to, but hey, I'm free and I get the chicks.
<Teh Chicks> Shut up, geek boy
<TuX> Oh, right.
<BSD Daemon> You know, I've had women in latex come on to me. And I'm cool. Cause I'm a daemon.
<User> But you are too hard to configure. All I want to do is look at pr0n and download music and other illegal things.
<A piece of Apple> Oh, why didn't you say so. Did you know that I have hosted the best file sharing program for years. Hotline is the best!
<User> Hotline went down about two years ago, made a small resurge, but still sucks.
<A piece of Apple> Oh, right.
<User> Screw this, I'm going to sell the computer and watch TV
--> CrystalTears (~CrystalTe@*.*.*.*) has joined #evanescence
<Windows XP> Wait wait wait a minute. I want to work now, do you want to reinstall?
---
<Daniel> OMG!
<Daniel> I've been doing a one manned play
<Daniel> cause there has been noone here
<Daniel> and i'm going insane :/
<CrystalTears> ..hello
<Daniel> err...hi :D
<Daniel> how are ya

Another op successfully scares away a newbie :D.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/2526/casper939584gh9.png

I think that Daniel needs some meds or something, but then again life would not be as fun if he took them! lol thanks for the laugh honey!

ahhaha, i've amused myself in there alone at times, but i'm afraid it was lost forever :D
i think i was having a conversation with myself, but i didn't take the time to log on another sn, lol
<omi> how are you omi?
<omi> fine till YOU asked. leave me alone, bitch
<omi> wtf?!#2
*omi shoves omi's face into the mud

and so on...
o.O

*chat room schitzo*

DAMN I FORGOT HOW TO GET INTO CHAT!

LPECTSO (11:56:34 PM): http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/13/13_1_211.gif
lillchiky13 (11:56:45 PM): I will!
LPECTSO (11:56:48 PM): yay!
lillchiky13 (11:56:51 PM): yay!
lillchiky13 (11:56:58 PM): ok now i'm gonna watch a movie
LPECTSO (11:57:00 PM): *gives you ring*
(11:57:06 PM)lillchiky13 (11:57:10 PM): *takes ring*
LPECTSO (11:57:14 PM): lol
lillchiky13 (11:57:18 PM): *hugs you*
lillchiky13 (11:57:19 PM): yay!
LPECTSO (11:57:57 PM): *tackels you and starts to rip of your clothes* I MEAN.... *hugs you back*
LPECTSO (11:58:04 PM): *shifty eyes*
lillchiky13 (11:58:11 PM): I LOVE YOU MAGGIE!!!!
LPECTSO (11:58:13 PM): lol
lillchiky13 (11:58:18 PM): ok well i'm leaving now
lillchiky13 (11:58:20 PM): so bye
LPECTSO (11:58:21 PM): bye
LPECTSO (11:58:26 PM): lurv you
lillchiky13 signed off at 11:58:27 PM.

omi: oh any length is good, i meant how long till you got ahold of her :-)










omg perrrrrrrvy :p

...this is why you all should visit our IRC channel.....


<Shadowwolf> soooo
<Naikuu> sooooo
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<Naikuu> soooooo
<Shadowwolf> sooo
<Naikuu> soo
<Shadowwolf> so
<Naikuu> s
<Shadowwolf>
<Naikuu> s
<Shadowwolf> so
<Naikuu> soo
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<Naikuu> soooo
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<Naikuu> soooooooo
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<Naikuu> soooooooooo
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<Naikuu> soooooooo
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<Naikuu> soo
<Shadowwolf> so
<Naikuu> s
<Shadowwolf>
<Naikuu> s
<Shadowwolf> wow, we're bored...that fills a page

Get the idea?

Don't leave people alone in IRC.....it's dangerous.

Shadowwolf218: ok, you gotta hear about this dream.....it was hellllla weird
Shadowwolf218: ok, so I'm apparently tripping out on something, lack of sleep, whatever


Shadowwolf218: had a dream earlier today
ToB took over the city
and so, alright
he had this weird ass city hall
now anyway, he had these like, machina type stuff at every corner in the building
and a huge, cathedral type conference room
and a door that read, n00bs only...with boo standing next to it
now n00bs left this room through another door
and came out carrying little black books
and then they went into this conference room
and I saw in the huge double doors
looked like a massive political rally
so then one of those machina things tapped my shoulder and said something to the effect of, "you've been banned"
and pulled me downstairs to a freakishly white dungeon
tied me with, get this, duct tape
and left
and then something was beeping
which turned out to be my alarm clock
and I woke up with this great, "WTF?" look on my face

Shadowwolf218: had a dream earlier today
ToB took over the city
and so, alright
he had this weird ass city hall
now anyway, he had these like, machina type stuff at every corner in the building
and a huge, cathedral type conference room
and a door that read, n00bs only...with boo standing next to it
now n00bs left this room through another door
and came out carrying little black books
and then they went into this conference room
and I saw in the huge double doors
looked like a massive political rally
so then one of those machina things tapped my shoulder and said something to the effect of, "you've been banned"
and pulled me downstairs to a freakishly white dungeon
tied me with, get this, duct tape
and left
and then something was beeping
which turned out to be my alarm clock
and I woke up with this great, "WTF?" look on my face

one can only include that you are crazy;) ...or that you have an incredibly messed up subconsious.

Shadowwolf218: ok, you gotta hear about this dream.....it was hellllla weird
Shadowwolf218: ok, so I'm apparently tripping out on something, lack of sleep, whatever


Shadowwolf218: had a dream earlier today
ToB took over the city
and so, alright
he had this weird ass city hall
now anyway, he had these like, machina type stuff at every corner in the building
and a huge, cathedral type conference room
and a door that read, n00bs only...with boo standing next to it
now n00bs left this room through another door
and came out carrying little black books
and then they went into this conference room
and I saw in the huge double doors
looked like a massive political rally
so then one of those machina things tapped my shoulder and said something to the effect of, "you've been banned"
and pulled me downstairs to a freakishly white dungeon
tied me with, get this, duct tape
and left
and then something was beeping
which turned out to be my alarm clock
and I woke up with this great, "WTF?" look on my face


Honey I think that you are losing it, but remember, dreams are messed yes, but .... OY! thats just....LOL.
Love u

Jesus H Christ people there is a webcommunity dedicated to this very topic! You can find it at www.bash.org. Click on the top 100 or 200 and read away. It is responsible for more laughter in my life than anything else.

Not trying to advertise, but i thought that people in this topic would like to check it out.

Mindy Nicholas: but you'll never guess what I'm doing?
Brian McCraw: Fondling your balls
Brian McCraw: Dude I am the best at guessing games
Mindy Nicholas: Uh. No. But you're on the right subject. I know you are, but I think you also know me.
Brian McCraw: Eating a ball sammidge?

HAHA omg that was funny. http://evboard.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

hehe
these are kind of funny
I don't know
some people might find them stupid


Felina-Krystalle: lol
Felina-Krystalle: what's so funny
Felina-Krystalle: I think I'm going crazy
Felina-Krystalle: I just scared my best friend
Life sucks!: O_o
Life sucks!: wanna marry me?
Life sucks!: :P
Felina-Kryst: lol
Life sucks!: evil girls rock
Felina-Krystalle: yay
Felina-Krystalle: damnit I can't type
Life sucks!: ?
Felina-Krystalle: I don't know
Felina-Krystalle: my hands are all shaky again lol
Felina-Krystalle: boredom overdose


Thirst for Blood(F)!!: um, where do you live?(sry, had to ask)
Felina-Krystalle: lol
Felina-Krystalle: Estonia
Felina-Krystalle: now you have to ask where that is
Thirst for Blood(F)!!: um, ya
Thirst for Blood(F)!!: fanatsy land?
Felina-Krystalle: nope lol
Thirst for Blood(F)!!: o
Felina-Krystalle: it actually exists