http://www.childishintentions.com/

So how many of you guys know about the band Childish Intentions?
:twisted:
They're just a cheap ripoff of Linkin Park and Lacuna Coil.

what the hell kinda names is "childish intentions" anyway? how stupid... :P

omg... I sooo hate this band. What a LC rip off, plus their name sucks ass...








:P

omg, they are like the worst band to ever walk on earth. :twisted:

Childish Intentions licks monkey balls. Everyone knows that people only like them because they were in that dumb movie about Lucifer and that one motorcycle guy! And when that Efanfart guy hits a chord, all of the gap-clad yuppies run for the hills!

Maybe if all of their songs featured the dude from the 13 Pebbles band, then it might be a half way decent album.

Yea, really. They needed more of that 13 pebbles, Paul Moody guy singing.

now, why did you have to go and waste valuable space to advertise some crappy rip-off band like that? :twisted:

Didn't some guy just leave that band or something? I heard they broke up.

Didn't some guy just leave that band or something? I heard they broke up.

something about they dont like bald midgets that wanted to take over the world...?>!?!

WTF are you guys talking about??!!

Childish Intentions totally rulz! They're like Creed *my other fave band* with, like... more talent and stuff... I'm, like, so totally into them right now - I, like... Sooo have their song: "My Imaginary" on repeat in my CD boombox!!

Wow - anyone who doesn't like "intentions" should seriously, like.. go back to Junior High... WHERE YOU BELONG!!

like, Childish intentions don't even need fans to be cool... but they have fans anyways..! because they're THAT cool!
Im gonna so meet that lead singer someday adn she'll totally have my babies and then that will be the coolest thing ever. yeah!

I seriously can't wait until i graduate 12th grade, so that my parents will let me take a road trip down to Little R0x0r to see their next show!!! yeah, screw my parents.. yeh! and screw all those p0zersz who don't like Childish Intentions -



8)

That website r0z0rs.

And that band? Oh my gawd. TEH coolest 1337 band EVA! SOOOOO much better than..wait what are they called?

:?

Ohhh right. *smacks forehead*

HERBALESSCENCE!!!!11one







:P

You guys have to admit that the red head in that band has a certain sex appeal with his 'mysteriousness'.

He's just uber hawt. Admit it.

And isn't the lead singer going out with Bert Crackertrash from The Used or something??

Childish Intentions ISN'T a Christian band? Cuz I'd heard that they were. I mean, in the liner notes, they said...

That one girl is always coping Avril's style. Poser. :rolleyes:

That one girl is always coping Avril's style. Poser. :rolleyes:

tell me about it...sheesh....how uncreative.

Childish Intentions where did they get that name it sucks.

Childish Intentions where did they get that name it sucks.
Would you rather they go by STRICKEN?

(stricken.com was taken damnit!)

Childish Intentions where did they get that name it sucks.
Would you rather they go by STRICKEN?

(stricken.com was taken damnit!)

No not really but why why childish intentions. sounds so childish

Childish Intentions where did they get that name it sucks.
Would you rather they go by STRICKEN?

(stricken.com was taken damnit!)

No not really but why why childish intentions. sounds so childish

I think they had the intention of being childish.

haha someone had too much time on their hands ;)

That one girl is always coping Avril's style. Poser. :rolleyes:
no she doesn't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she copies britney spears...geesh...get it right!!! :rolleyes: :)

...oh and they suck ass :D

If Good Charlotte is a mediocre Green Day then Childish Intentions is a mediocre Good Charlotte :shock:

I agree, Childish Intentions sucks majo ballz-ors!!!!!! :arrow: :arrow:

I agree, Childish Intentions sucks majo ballz-ors!!!!!! :arrow: :arrow:

But can't "sucking balls" be a good thing at times?

But can't "sucking balls" be a good thing at times?
Ewwwwwwweeeeeeeee.. If YOU like that sort of thing. Go riiiiiiiiiiiiight ahead!

But can't "sucking balls" be a good thing at times?
Ewwwwwwweeeeeeeee.. If YOU like that sort of thing. Go riiiiiiiiiiiiight ahead!

See, if you'd said "sucks HAIRY ballz-ors!!!!!!" then I'd see it as a bad thing :D

I agree, Childish Intentions sucks majo ballz-ors!!!!!! :arrow: :arrow:

muahaha.... i say that allll the time and people look at me funny! nice to know im not the only one who uses that phrase!

Did any of you see them on their little tour?
Worst night of my life... Evar!

And that lead singer - does she even know how to put on clothes? Its not like she wears any normally :rolleyes:

Wow. That was interesting. It was like a huge Mod/Post Whore sarcasm contest, lol.

what the hell kinda names is "childish intentions" anyway? how stupid... :P

I am so with you on that one!

meh, you can all say what you think but i think they are very unique and special and i love them!

so bah!


and some more bah!


and yes, even more! xP

damnit! now my big brother will keep on saying how the bands that i like suck...

meh, you can all say what you think but i think they are very unique and special and i love them!
so bah!
and some more bah!
and yes, even more! xP
bah! What do you know? They sux0r!

This is a waste of valuable webspace.This band isn't even worth mentioning.(If you could even call them a band because they suck so hard the force of gravity changes direction). Is it possible to sue someone just for creating such a crappy site about such a crappy band?

The amount of sarcasm coming out of these board members is astounding-quote from my sister after reading this thread.

If Good Charlotte is a mediocre Green Day then Childish Intentions is a mediocre Good Charlotte :shock:
yeah! and I thought it was impossible...I guess I was wrong :rolleyes:

wont this thread ever die . must be some kind of april fools joke. anyway i heard half the band got busted for panhandling outside the greyhound bus station last week!

wont this thread ever die . must be some kind of april fools joke. anyway i heard half the band got busted for panhandling outside the greyhound bus station last week!

OMFG, don't you know ANYTHING?!?

That young girl was workin at the Mickey D's

The rest of them, I could have sworn I saw them at 7-11.

I was hungry that night :(

well I HEARD that young girl got fired from mickey-ds for spitting on someones burger

OMFG, don't you know ANYTHING?!?

That young girl was workin at the Mickey D's

The rest of them, I could have sworn I saw them at 7-11.

I was hungry that night :(

Yea I met that ahmee smee chick at the Mickey D's drivethru, she served me.I'll never forget that outfit *shudder*

I also heard that, that chick singer, ahmeee smee and dat bi-an mooday got thrown out of some summer camp when bi-an mooday was caught tinkling ahmee smee's ivories.

Yea I met that ahmee smee chick at the Mickey D's drivethru, she served me.I'll never forget that outfit *shudder*

Yeah, I remember her she had french fries stuck in her teeth :eek:

"du yah wan flies wit that?"

I heard they were making a comeback tour at Little Johnny's birthday party...as Pinatas.

I think they had the intention of being childish.

I think they still do...
What a bunch of losers!
::gag::
;)

no way.. i must have saw them after they got fired from mcdonalds... all raggidy pushing a shoppng cart full of cans down the street ... after all, being a bum is every childs intention in one way or another

Dude, why haven't I seen this thread before? I must be a major slacker!

I actually saw Childish Intentions in concert last summer, and man...they totally sucked! The are totally a christian band, I don't care what you guys say. Have you read the lyrics to some of their songs!

Don't waste your money on them...

Dude, why haven't I seen this thread before? I must be a major slacker!

I actually saw Childish Intentions in concert last summer, and man...they totally sucked! The are totally a christian band, I don't care what you guys say. Have you read the lyrics to some of their songs!

Don't waste your money on them...

OMG, I wasted my money on them to....Yeesh, if I heard any more songs from them about God I might die.

Those fuckers might be better off being "Naughty-ish Intentions".

I mean have you guys heard that song about going under?

:D

I kid, I kid.

i wasted my money on em too... wow that must be going round. this band is polution to my ears

WHOA! I heard they were a great band... but the name is even better.

WHOA! I heard they were a great band... but the name is even better.

If you have heard them, do your ears still work?

WHOA! I heard they were a great band... but the name is even better.

This guy/girl is obviously living in an alternate reality and has no idea what we are talking about. Childish Intentions...great? never. That name SUCKS, they need to grow up! and get a better name.

I am confused... A link brought me here so I think I may have missed something. But wasn't Childish Intentions Evanescence's original name?

God I am probably making a fool out of myself...

But wasn't Childish Intentions Evanescence's original name?

No, Evanescence is Childish Intentions' future name.

No, Evanescence is Childish Intentions' future name.

You mean to tell me that Evanescence is GOING TO SUCK?!?!?!?!?

[Lil' Jon]WHAT?!?!?!?!?[/Lil' Jon]

Lies...all LIES!!! You'll never be strong enough. You'll never be good enough.
You were never conceived in love...lalala...

You mean to tell me that Evanescence is GOING TO SUCK?!?!?!?!?

[Lil' Jon]WHAT?!?!?!?!?[/Lil' Jon]

Lies...all LIES!!! You'll never be strong enough. You'll never be good enough.
You were never conceived in love...lalala...

oh em gee! cfw is a drama queen!!!!!1111

I personally think, they should be called.. Amy Lee and the U.S. of A boys. it's time to get gheytoo!

oh em gee! cfw is a drama queen!!!!!1111

I personally think, they should be called.. Amy Lee and the U.S. of A boys. it's time to get gheytoo!
ahahah

They could be like the beach boys with a chick.

Hahah I don't know why I said beach boys but that us of a thing reminded me of it..

ahahah
They could be like the beach boys with a chick.
Hahah I don't know why I said beach boys but that us of a thing reminded me of it..
Where did that come from?
You could say that Childish Intentions was a rip off The Beach Boys but somehow that doesn't really work.

She has NO idea where it came from. :) She just has her hopes set on seeing the guys in 'beach' gear!

Did Childish Intentions ever record any music under that name?

They did that YMCA song... I think :|

oh em gee! cfw is a drama queen!!!!!1111

I personally think, they should be called.. Amy Lee and the U.S. of A boys. it's time to get gheytoo!


Actually, I'd prefer Amy Lee and the Pips.

She has NO idea where it came from. :) She just has her hopes set on seeing the guys in 'beach' gear!

If by guys you mean, Will Boyd, and by 'beach gear' you mean absolutely stark naked, then yes. Yes, that is what I was hoping :)

If by guys you mean, Will Boyd, and by 'beach gear' you mean absolutely stark naked, then yes. Yes, that is what I was hoping :)
HELL YEA!! I'm up for that. Deck him at the beach.

*note to self*

Never read this thread stoned....

Actually, I'd prefer Amy Lee and the Pips.

HAHAHAHA, oh my god, I about rolled out of my chair

amy lee and da pimps! :D

hahaha! rip off annoying band. :mad:

HAHAHAHA, oh my god, I about rolled out of my chair

amy lee and da pimps! :D

Well, I was making a reference to Gladys Knight and the Pips but

*imagines band members with pimp cups and pimp suits*

:D :cool:

I knew that! but.. I added teh M :D

Liking the pimps name...hmm...Cfw, your idea could go places..That Childish Intentions group should go to you for advice. So should that Effervenessence chick...that Leigh girl? Ew ew ewww.

But man....that Childish Intentions...they ruined my hearing, y'know. I'm deaf in one and a half ears. I was going to sue but...didn't want to waste my time.





I :heart: you all *dies laughing*

I personally like Amy Lee and the Funk Brothers. Makes me think of all the guys with dreads, decked out in Jamaica colors...

I have no idea why I missed this thread before but it's absolutely hilarious. I'm not sure I've seen so much sarcasm compiled in one area before.

I'm not sure I've seen so much sarcasm compiled in one area before.
sarcasm? what sarcasm? :rolleyes:

sarcasm? what sarcasm? :rolleyes:

There is none. I lied ;)

Childish Intentions iz da wurst band eva (no pun intended)!!oneone!111!!! Linkin Park needz ta teech them a lesson in muzik!

*sigh* That was pathetic, I know...

There is none. I lied ;)

Childish Intentions iz da wurst band eva (no pun intended)!!oneone!111!!! Linkin Park needz ta teech them a lesson in muzik!

*sigh* That was pathetic, I know...

Chidish Intentions is almost as that band Evan's Essence. The lead singer, Evan, seriously want to be Amy Lee. And their 3 singles "Wake Me Up", "Drowning In You" and "All of Me"...I have no idea how these people can even call themselves a band. I heard their next single is "Never was and never will be".

:throws hands up in the air:

Haha! You guys are so mean *shakes head*

I'd say they are obviously a guilty pleasure :)

I'd say they are obviously a guilty pleasure :)

And in that case, they'd sentence you to death ;) :p

then by all means... take me to the stocks or some other form of random torture! ... well nevermind... i mean they're not a guilty pleasure! oh no... P.U. they stink...

(using any and all means to escape the whispy claws of death and the wrath of the ev-boarders)

:D

I heard they were emo :eek:

I heard they were emo :eek:
Worse emo with some pop tints thrown in!

I luv dys band hehe <3 <3 <3

a fun email we got...
and there's a difference between dot com and dot net. lmao
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From: J____ L_____ - b___________online@yahoo.com
To: admin of childishintentions
Subject: Childish Intentions.net
Sent: Thursday, June 3, 2004 12:17 AM
Hi, I was just writing to let you know that I think you may have gotten hacked. I was searched for information on Ben Moody from Evanescence and found a website which linked to Childishintentions.net... I went there and there's a bunch of crap talking about Amy Lee and stuff. I thought you might want to know!

to be honest with you i havent heard em. where can i hear em and il try n rate em. isnt childish intentions evanescences old name?

to be honest with you i havent heard em. where can i hear em and il try n rate em. isnt childish intentions evanescences old name?

Let's put it this way: They sucked so much, that they were never heard from again.

Let's put it this way: They sucked so much, that they were never heard from again.


Way too true.

I'm sick of crappy-poser-mcdonalds employee-bands.Especially this particular emo kind.*shakes head*They never should have seen the light of day.

in that one song "wake me up" i bet it wuda been a lot better if they got lil jon to do the guest voacls instead of that loser from dozen rocks. and that britney/ avril wannabe should sooooo dye her hair back. it looked so much better puke green.

in that one song "wake me up" i bet it wuda been a lot better if they got lil jon to do the guest voacls instead of that loser from dozen rocks. and that britney/ avril wannabe should sooooo dye her hair back. it looked so much better puke green.

OOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! LMFAO. That would have been hilarious.

yea i heard they were some emo gawth band. but not some real gawth band, but you know some high school wannabe gawth.

hahahaha you guys rock..seriously..lol

this crappy band recently put out a Live DVD, I swear it gives the viewer A.D.D. with all the quick cuts.

Hey, isnt this that crappy band who sang that bring me back to life song? what a crappy idea to base a song on, cpr and artifical deadness.. ok, whatever.

this crappy band recently put out a Live DVD, I swear it gives the viewer A.D.D. with all the quick cuts.

It was so bad, I had to open the window because of the crap that I was listening to.

a fun email we got...
and there's a difference between dot com and dot net. lmao
--------------------------
From: J____ L_____ - b___________online@yahoo.com
To: admin of childishintentions
Subject: Childish Intentions.net
Sent: Thursday, June 3, 2004 12:17 AM
Hi, I was just writing to let you know that I think you may have gotten hacked. I was searched for information on Ben Moody from Evanescence and found a website which linked to Childishintentions.net... I went there and there's a bunch of crap talking about Amy Lee and stuff. I thought you might want to know!

Wow..it sounds like someone is a dumb ass. You should post that on your site!

Mmmm, i know this band....did they change their name?

*thinks*

Oh yeah, that's right EffenEffers!! Yeah, i am SICK to the Back teeth of hearing that rap song "Wake Me Up" and what's the deal with "Everybody's food?" mmm, i just dont get it!!

If they've fallen, shouldn't they be run over by now??

P.S Oh yeah, you know the chick is it... Jamie, what is her boyfriend's band name so i can add it to my "Bands to Avoid List".

Plus, whats with the song called "Restless" no one can find? :rolleyes:

oh yea i know of this band. isnt jamie's boyfriends band called seeger like the last name of that guy that sings turn the page. where did they get that name. come on. anyway have you heard that song coming out on the elektra soundtrack. its called bathe no more. can you believe that. :rolleyes:

Haha, you guys rock. 10 pages. I'll come on here whenever i need a laugh.

*snorts* I wanna see that gawth chik with puke green hair again. Anyone got a pic? I sooo wanna copy it. Even though CI totally sucked because only like half that bring me back to life song was rap and the rest had like, this, guitar crap in it, i wanna look juuuuust like her. I heard she has this hot nigerian boyfriend or something. Anyone know if he looks like Usher?


(sorry i was bored)

I'm not Nigerian, but I kind of look like Usher ;)...after about 30 pounds, a nice haircut, and millions of dollars

OMFG!!!! Is that one of the band?? :eek:

*points at CFW828's avatar*

OMFG!!!! Is that one of the band?? :eek:

Actually Homey D. Clown is. He plays the horn. With his nose.

I fucking hated their first album...you know...Whorigin.

OMFG!!!! Is that one of the band?? :eek:

*points at CFW828's avatar*
Luther Vandross was never in Childish Intentions. pffft.:rolleyes:

I fucking hated their first album...you know...Whorigin.
that other one sucked too..

Luther Vandross was never in Childish Intentions. pffft.:rolleyes:

I know the post says that it's from today, but I had a Homey D. Clown avatar back in January :P. I didn't want to double post so I edited, deleted and brought the post back up :o

I know the post says that it's from today, but I had a Homey D. Clown avatar back in January :P. I didn't want to double post so I edited, deleted and brought the post back up :o

i know jackass. >.>

I was trying to be funneh. :o


:p

*laughs at your FAILURE*

Still pretty funny though. ;) Just for a different reason.

Okay, I caught on and know you guys are all joking... :) :D but I have a question.

When my best friend and I decided to start a band, we came up with the name childish intentions. I really liked the name.... so it stuck with our mood and songs and stuff..... but that was what Ev. went by in Arkansas and stuff..... I don't want to be looked at as an imitation of Ev. How bad would it look if we had the name Childish Intentions?

Could you help me think of other names? I really don't want to be an imitation band. It would look bad... And Ev. is an amazing band... no one can come close to....

Could you help me think of other names? I really don't want to be an imitation band. It would look bad... And Ev. is an amazing band... no one can come close to....
Yeah that too, plus the fact that Childish Intentions is not the best name for a band.

I love random band name generators, some generate the funniest names. Try this one, maybe it will help: http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.php

Thank you soooo much.... I will check it out!

Bob Fontaine hates this band. Childish Intentions makes for horrible lovemaking music.

One night, the Bobster was gettin' it on and couldn't listen to it. It sounded like a cat fuckin' a football....meowwwwwwwww...Bob Fontaine will stick to his Barry White 8-tracks thank you very much :mad: .

Bob Fontaine hates this band. Childish Intentions makes for horrible lovemaking music.

One night, the Bobster was gettin' it on and couldn't listen to it. It sounded like a cat fuckin' a football....meowwwwwwwww...Bob Fontaine will stick to his Barry White 8-tracks thank you very much :mad: .


Why do you refer to yourself as the third person.?

When my best friend and I decided to start a band, we came up with the name childish intentions. I really liked the name.... so it stuck with our mood and songs and stuff..... but that was what Ev. went by in Arkansas and stuff..... I don't want to be looked at as an imitation of Ev. How bad would it look if we had the name Childish Intentions?


It would be a REALLY REALLY bad idea. If you want some tips, just add two random things together, one of a random expression or colour, and the second half of the name an item.
re: silverchair, grinspoon

It's what everyone does now.. no originality :S

Thank you! I have some random names coming into my head... thx for that. It helped me think of a lot! Its a lot easier than the band name generator.... (sry... not to put ur idea down.... i just couldn'tfind what i wanted)

Christy

you hear that after 6 years of not recording this lame assed band is coming back with there new album "The Back Passage" and there new single Telephone Me When Your Not Wasted"

you just know its gonna be crap

Isn't "Childish Instensions" Evanescence former name ?

Isn't "Childish Instensions" Evanescence former name ?

ladies and gentlemen.

we have a weiner.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/381/captainobviousng9.jpg

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/381/captainobviousng9.jpg

LMAO

I hate this band so much. The video for Telephone Me When You're Wasted looks like a bad horror/porno movie. Just a bunch of hairy people and dogs running around the place. There isn't even a telephone in it.

Pathetic.

The video for Telephone Me When You're Wasted looks like a bad horror/porno movie. Just a bunch of hairy people and dogs running around the place.
I think we actually need more pornos where the chicks can levitate and defy gravity, I mean come on, the possibilities of it just boggle the mind.

This band is so bad. I heard a clip from their new album The Closed Closet in AOL.... a song called Crymellossa or something... they suck XD And I think the girl, Jamy Cee, is not naturally black haired :eek:

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/381/captainobviousng9.jpg



Nothing like good o'l Captain obvious to get the point across lol


[that was a good one]

Man this thread has produced some halarious posts since it started, I was shocked to see it back up in bold again heh.

isn't the name Childish Intensions one of EV's old bandnames? :confused:
sorry if this has been discussed before, I didn't read the whole thread!

EDIT: oh never mind! I read the earlier posts now!

OMG. This thread still exists. Nostalgia FTW!!!

omg they went and did it again, they cant come up with there own crap music anymore so they go and rip of a nirvana song

GOD GET YOUR OWN MUSIC!!!!

Yeah, and I hear their album includes a song called Sleeping Beauty Princess. These guys would do anything to get their songs into Disney soundtracks, that's how hungry for fame they are. Jesus... :rolleyes:

Yeah, geez. This band sucks; my ears bleed every time I hear them mentioned. The day they break up is the day when I will jump for joy. :p

Yeah, geez. This band sucks; my ears bleed every time I hear them mentioned. The day they break up is the day when I will jump for joy. :p
What the hell? I'm in loooove with this band. They're like... better than Evanescence... by a kajillion times. So there! You're all just haters.

Yeah, geez. This band sucks; my ears bleed every time I hear them mentioned. The day they break up is the day when I will jump for joy. :p

What? Didn't you hear? They did break up!

Childish Intentions... OmGz0Rs. Like, every song totally sounds the same. And the singer? She's gawthic and scary. Or maybe just wanna-be gawth. Yeah, I think that's it.

friggin sellouts. its all about the women. and the money. and the strippers. and the drugs. and the strippers. Where's Jack Thompson when you really need him. I mean, they had a cuss word in one of there cd's!! In Walmart (http://www.vh1.com/artists/news/1494752/20041213/evanescence.jhtml)!!!!! And their supposed to be a nice Jewish band!

Childish Intentions is a dumb name.
But perhaps more fitting after the events of late..? :rolleyes:
I'm glad they changed it.