I actually pointed out this link in another thread, but I just noticed something that made me think it needs a greater audience, especially with LC's need to see odder threads every day ;)

http://www.dolphinsex.org/

Look at the bottom of the page, after you get through reading about Dolphin sex (additional warning: if you are female, don't have vaginal sex with a dolphin; also don't ask me how I know this :D ).

The first link at the bottom of the page is a link to a yahoo group.

The second link is for geese (yes, as in having sexual relations with one).

The third link is for necrophilia.

The fourth link is a guide to help you stop masturbating.

So sex with other humans is okay, sex with geese is okay, sex with the dead is perfectly acceptable, but masturbation is something that needs to be fought against and overcome.

Just when you think the you couldn't find anything weirder on the internet...

I remember seeing that a while ago.

It's so messed up. So very messed up.

ok.................................. :p thats very interesting information :p thankyou for sharing I guess :p :p :D

Ouch, poor geese :( .

ok.................................. :p thats very interesting information :p thankyou for sharing I guess :p :p :D
I'll just refer you to this thread.
http://www.evboard.com/showthread.php?t=9559
Not that I think you need it, because of course you actually had a relevant post there.


About the masturbation page, I saw that... part of me wonders if it's a joke.

I did'nt post there :rolleyes:

They will swim around, sporting an erection and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand

That sounds like every experience I've had at a beach... and I've never actually seen a dolphin. :?

Dolphins are pretty cute though, huh? ;)

that is DISGUSTING. not to mention a sin. fucking is meant to PROCREATE. not to mention fucking AN ANIMAL!!!! sick fucks.

that is DISGUSTING. not to mention a sin. fucking is meant to PROCREATE. not to mention fucking AN ANIMAL!!!! sick fucks.

Says who?

So does that mean your vacuum cleaner doesn't count? :p

So does that mean your vacuum cleaner doesn't count? :p

What an interesting visual...hahaha

Says who?

So does that mean your vacuum cleaner doesn't count? :p

my vacuum cleaner?! hell no!! i don't need my vacuum cleaner.

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle.

Well, that's..a tad disturbing. I won't be swimming with dolphins anytime soon.

that is DISGUSTING. not to mention a sin. fucking is meant to PROCREATE. not to mention fucking AN ANIMAL!!!! sick fucks.

Why is it disgusting, what makes it a sin, who says that it is meant for procreation, and it is a sentient being that is more than capable of defending itself if you do something it doesn't like.

There, I think I covered everything :D

I havent checked out the site, because im slightly distrubed, but, what would drive someone to want to have sex with a dolphin?

Look at the bottom of the page, after you get through reading about Dolphin sex (additional warning: if you are female, don't have vaginal sex with a dolphin; also don't ask me how I know this :D ).

I am virtually very interested in your feasible vaginal sex with a dolphin... more details please... *lol* :p

7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act."

um...so if you can't read about masterbating...why are they reading that page? lol

4. Set goals of abstinence, begin with a day, then a week, month, year and finally commit to never doing it again. Until you commit yourself to never again you will always be open to temptation.

*just shakes her head*

*shudders* Ew...I never want to look at a dead body again...*Goes to get sick*

uch-a-fy ew ew ew ew ew ew. why did i read that. excuse me but who would want to eat geese poop? ew ew ew

I wanna laugh really bad...but the thought that there are people who really do this just makes me wanna throw up. Ugh.

I wanna laugh really bad...but the thought that there are people who really do this just makes me wanna throw up. Ugh.


They are REAL darling... regretfully... :(

have you ever met anyone who´s had sex with any animal?

Ah... Dolphin Penises. (I never knew dolphin penises could wrap around and carry objects). I learn something new everyday here on evboard. Thanks, Llywelyn. Positive rep point for you!

If a 10-12 inch sea-mammal penis isn't your size, try out a whale penis (posted by Kryskubi03 before she got banned). Here is the thread.
http://www.evboard.com/showthread.php?t=7408&highlight=whale+blows. Eracholo17, have you ever swallowed ocean water (which contains dolphin and Whale sperm)? If so, is that a sin?

Ah... Dolphin Penises. (I never knew dolphin penises could wrap around and carry objects). I learn something new everyday here on evboard. Thanks, Llywelyn. Positive rep point for you!

If a 10-12 inch sea-mammal penis isn't your size, try out a whale penis (posted by Kryskubi03 before she got banned). Here is the thread.
http://www.evboard.com/showthread.php?t=7408&highlight=whale+blows. Eracholo17, have you ever swallowed ocean water (which contains dolphin and Whale sperm)? If so, is that a sin?

Well, thank you. I'll never be going into the ocean ever again..

Eracholo17, have you ever swallowed ocean water (which contains dolphin and Whale sperm)? If so, is that a sin?

No... that is not a sin...

It's Sushi syrup... nothing else!

No... that is not a sin...

It's Sushi syrup... nothing else!

Good! Thanks for clearing that up, Gil!

For all we know that person could be making up all that shit. Just like that bonsai kitten site about shaping kittens and stuff *shudders.* http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

Look at the bottom of the page, after you get through reading about Dolphin sex (additional warning: if you are female, don't have vaginal sex with a dolphin; also don't ask me how I know this :D ).

.Just when you think the you couldn't find anything weirder on the internet...


What I would like to know is how you managed to come across this in the first place... :D

That is a little wierd. I wonder how the dolphins feel about this? If a dolphin did do this with a human would it be exiled from the dolphin community?

That is a little wierd. I wonder how the dolphins feel about this? If a dolphin did do this with a human would it be exiled from the dolphin community?

The dolphins probably don't have an issue with it.

If one of them did they are more than capable of ripping the human into something close to chum.

Dolphins are sluts. They are all gagging for it - you don't need to observe any "do's and don't's" with them... They're up for almost anything.

At least, the Dolphin I met plied me with cheap Ouzo all night and tried to get me to join in a threesome with a wobbagong shark. Dirty bastard...

They're not just intelligent, people.. they're cunning sexual predators.

Beware...

Dolphins are sluts. They are all gagging for it - you don't need to observe any "do's and don't's" with them... They're up for almost anything.

At least, the Dolphin I met plied me with cheap Ouzo all night and tried to get me to join in a threesome with a wobbagong shark. Dirty bastard...

They're not just intelligent, people.. they're cunning sexual predators.

Beware...
They're sexual predators? Should we start a support group?

The title could be...
Survivors of Dolphin Abuse and Molestation? Yes.
(aka SoDAMY)

Yes, I know that's not the correct spelling.. I couldn't find a good "O" word.

They're sexual predators? Should we start a support group?

The title could be...
Survivors of Dolphin Abuse and Molestation? Yes.
(aka SoDAMY)

Yes, I know that's not the correct spelling.. I couldn't find a good "O" word.

How about "Survivors of Dolphin Orgasms and Molestation? Yes."?

How about "Survivors of Dolphin Orgasms and Molestation? Yes."?
Survivors of Dolphins Orgasmic Molestations? Yes.
SoDOMY

:D :D :D

Dolphins are sluts. They are all gagging for it - you don't need to observe any "do's and don't's" with them... They're up for almost anything.

At least, the Dolphin I met plied me with cheap Ouzo all night and tried to get me to join in a threesome with a wobbagong shark. Dirty bastard...

They're not just intelligent, people.. they're cunning sexual predators.

Beware...


I told you... they're too intelligent... Japs are doing Sushi with them and they bring tasty humans Sushi to sharks... tasty?... mmm... dude...

Sexual Predators... wow... as Inv.Shadows says lets join a Dolphin fan club... :D

Survivors of Dolphins Orgasmic Molestations? Yes.
SoDOMY

:D :D :D

Sexy Orifice Dicing Orgasmic MuthaF******, yeee haaaaaaa!

mmmmm...

Sexy Orifice Dicing Orgasmic MuthaF******, yeee haaaaaaa!

mmmmm...

Sexual Predators Dolphin Lodge! YEAH!!!

Interesting. A "How To" guide for those of you who are just weird.

He takes himself extremely seriously doesnt he.

Interesting thread! I must say that beastiality is a little extreme for me but MY GOD, we couldnt service ourselves. Thats just wrong!

Interesting thread! I must say that beastiality is a little extreme for me but MY GOD, we couldnt service ourselves. Thats just wrong!


You're right. Servicing ourselves is wrong, which is why beastiality is great! If you're planning on doing a dolphin though, make sure you're in a secluded area, that other dolphins can't get too. The like to gang up... er.. so I've heard.

If I were a dolphin, I'd be a female dolphin slut. A lesbian dolphin slut.


And...wow...how...is it that this guy has never been caught doing this to dolphins?

Q5) Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated?
A5) Well, yes. If they are hanging around, but not looking particularly excited, but you are, you can invite them with this way...

Male and Female dolphins can be invited by rolling them on their sides, again, but instead of going straight to the genital slit, rub along their bellies, between their pectoral fins, along the navel, and every once in a while, over the genital slit. If they are responsive, they will show the signs of excitement as described earlier, and you can proceed as usual. If, however, they are not responsive, they will swim away, or turn back upright. DO NOT force the issue with a dolphin! Trying to restrain them will only break their trust in you, and could cause you serious injury. Pat them, stroke them and talk to them lovingly, but do not try anything else. It is best, anyway, to let the dolphin tell you when they are ready. It is far more pleasant, and more fulfilling anyway. And more special

Who the hell whould actually WANT to do that? That just freaks me out... *shakes head* I wonder who was the first person to actually masturbate a dolphin...sick bastards... :(

that is DISGUSTING. not to mention a sin. fucking is meant to PROCREATE. not to mention fucking AN ANIMAL!!!! sick fucks.

Would you deem sex with an infertile person a "sin"? (not that I'm into animals)

Updated URL from the first post:
http://web.archive.org/web/20040404000135/http://www.dolphinsex.org/

Looks like someone's keeping up on this subject...

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/078_triple_feature.jpg

Ick. Cruithne I will never view your avatar the same after I read that. Ew, ew, ew, ew poor chicken.