http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

LoL this is what i got:

Congratulations, felicity! You're "with child"

It's A Boy!

felicity, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 13 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy Is . . .

Dick Cheney

This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way.

It's A Girl!

Nicole, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 11 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Michael Jackson

OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.

And here's the 'birth certificate': http://www.thepregnancytester.com/birth_certificate.html

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OMG, I am seriously laughing my ass off here. And, Jesus, 15 lbs?! Ouch!

It's A Girl!

Katy, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 2 oz and have black hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

(Yay, I always knew I'd have a girl!)

The Daddy:

PeeWee Herman
Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

LMFAO!!!!!! *laughs so hard she cries* Oh dear! I guess my tastes are just...different! :D

It's A Girl! *can't even get a boy in a cyber conception*:rolleyes:

deinna, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 1 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Her father is- BOSS HOG!!!!!!!!!!! You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).



Needless to say my husband won't be pleased *shifty eyes*

This is tooooooo much. *falls off couch laughing*.

my baby's daddy is bill o'reilly

eeeeeeeeeek

Her father is- BOSS HOG!!!!!!!!!!! You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).

I got the same daddy!!

WTF, he sure gets around...

I went through a, let's just say, interesting number of men, before fianlly settling on Fabio.
So there you have it, a little girl with Fabio. lmfao.

I got the same daddy!!

WTF, he sure gets around...

I know, sheesh. *wouldn't want his child support obligation monthly*.

Btw, the second time I did this I got the POPE for the father *so wrong on many, many levels* Saddest part, the kid was actually a BOY! Of course he weighed 15 lbs!!!!!! *C-section anyone*:p

It's a Girl! Its weight is 15lbs, 1oz, and has black hair and brown eyes. The proud father is Ralph Nader. Her name is Elizabeth Amanada Nader. Thank God it's a joke!:rolleyes:

yay im pregnant


i didnt know i could fall pregnant but apparently i can

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg

isnt he cwute

It's A Boy!

brendan, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.


and boss hog is teh daddy, i couldnt help it late night +lots of bourbon+ teh sexa boss hog = baby

It's a girl!

And the father is Bill Clinton of course! :D

Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.

Haha! Ain't I just soo lucky.

It's a boy!

Ashlee , you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 3 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy Is . . .
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/pope1.jpg
The Pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

oo snapz0r!

Immaculate conception my ass :p

It's A Girl! Fallon, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 13 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!


The Daddy Is . . .

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/arnold.jpg
Arnold Schwarzenegger Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone.


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Oh dear...

Nina, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 11 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Bill Clinton is the father. :rolleyes:

I went through a, let's just say, interesting number of men, before fianlly settling on Fabio.
So there you have it, a little girl with Fabio. lmfao.

YOU SLUT!!!

Fabio is going to he the father of my 8lb, 12 oz baby boy!

Stay away from my man!

The Daddy Is . . .

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/arnold.jpg
Arnold Schwarzenegger Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone.This is the father of my brown haired, green eyed baby girl. And I wasn't even wearing a dress. He was.


EDIT: I did the test with my real name. At first it said I wasn't pregnant. But then it changed its mind and...

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/nkid.jpg
Holy �%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

No offence, Arni, but I like this one much more ;)

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg

It's A Boy!

Leslie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 11 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! (awwwe! :D)


Janet Reno IS THE DADDY??!?!?!?! OMFG!!!! *laughing ass off*http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/reno2.jpg

Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test? ...........

LMFAO!! But holy hell....16 freaking pounds?!? what the hell did this kid EAT while he was in there?! :eek:

OMFG.......how can i have a kid with a-a-a OLD WOMAN?!?!?! *still laughing* That is sad....extremely sad.....

Awwwe.....his name is Caden Logan...:D The only good thing that came outta this whole pregnancy...:p

OMFG thats the funniest thing ive seen in awhile...^^
(maybe i should get a life!:rolleyes: )

haha i cannot stop laughing!!!!!!!!!! :D

you sound so annoyed TearsofShadows like you really did give birth to a 16pound janet reno baby!

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/6572/babyno0ah.gif
No pregnancy detected

Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below.

http://dhammaseeker.com/smileys/DMSmileys_files/bunny_4.gif

No pregnancy detectedNo way! :eek: I'm sure there's something wrong with the test.

It's A Boy!

Áine, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 6 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be.

Ralph Nader

This is astounding- the first time Ralph has sex since 1963 and he cranks out a baby. Is it true that it's $50 extra for 'cuddle time'?

Christina, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 8 lbs, 11 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.


HAHAHA.
Maybe the baby isn't mine. Dark hair? Dark eyes?


http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=The Pope&NAME=Christina&kn=Laura Hayley Pope&LBS=8&OZS=11

Julia, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 12 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy Is Fabio
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/fabio1.jpg

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

:eek: @daddy, it's a sex machine!!!!!

susan, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 13 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Grey eyes? Cool!
The father is
Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

:eek:
And Lady Jo and rat licker and Scratchy
*waves finger at you three* He is mine! ;)

Denise, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 5 oz and have black hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babygirl.jpg

the daddy is... the pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

*rotfl* :D

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg

It's A Boy!

Stefanie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 16 oz and have red hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!


The father is....

Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.


http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Fabio&NAME=Stefanie&kn=Michael Brandon Fabio&LBS=15&OZS=16

I'm so proud :D

And Lady Jo and rat licker and Scratchy
*waves finger at you three* He is mine!
I wouldn't be surprised if half of the board was pregnant from him!!!!
oh, look, one more to this list!!
The father is....
Fabio

:D

I wouldn't be surprised if half of the board was pregnant from him!!!!
oh, look, one more to this list!!

:DLets form a group! the Women Who Got Knocked Up By Fabio So Now We Are Going To Complain And Make Him Pay For The Babies
or the WWGKUBFSNWAGTCAMHPFTB group. :p

I got Jesse Jackson as the father. Is it really bad if I have no idea who the guy is? :o

But anyway, I got a boy, brown eyes and hair, 8 pounds and 1 ounce. :) And I got him on the 25th of December, 2006. OMF, hasn't that day passed already? :eek:

WHERE'S MY BABEH?!!?!! *runs around looking for kid*

I got Jesse Jackson as the father. Is it really bad if I have no idea who the guy is? :o

But anyway, I got a boy, brown eyes and hair, 8 pounds and 1 ounce. :) And I got him on the 25th of December, 2006. OMF, hasn't that day passed already? :eek:

WHERE'S MY BABEH?!!?!! *runs around looking for kid*

December 2006 love. Pay attention love.

The Reverend Jesse Jackson is a minority-rights advocate here in the USA. Whenever there is an injustice against a minority, usually black or hispanic, you can find him being all outraged about. Many people think he is just a windbag.

Rory, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 4 oz (OW!)and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Dad is: PeeWee Herman

Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

KATYA! Back off my man!

*joins WGKUBFSNWAGTCAMHPFTB *:mad:

And he told me I was the one and only :(

I guess i'll have to raise michael all by myself

Yeah...let's start the Peerlessly Raising Illegitimate Celebrity Kids Society.

aka: PRICKS.

all i can say is, if i catch Janet Reno with another woman, i will be pissed. :p

Leslie + Janet

ONE LOVE

y'all betta rekonize

Wow, the Pope and I are going to have a baby girl.

I think the funniest part is that fact that John Paul II is dead and they still give me his picture, instead of Pope Benedict. :)

Bill Clinton and I are going to have a beautiful baby girl weighing about 12 lbs, 13 oz with red hair and hazel eyes.

Not sure where she's getting the hair from...

Wow, the Pope and I are going to have a baby girl.

I think the funniest part is that fact that John Paul II is dead and they still give me his picture, instead of Pope Benedict. :)

I just realized....you people that fell out with the dead pope (my condolences).....dude....ya'll could write a book about your experience...

"Sex: Beyond the Grave"

:p

December 2006 love. Pay attention love.

The Reverend Jesse Jackson is a minority-rights advocate here in the USA. Whenever there is an injustice against a minority, usually black or hispanic, you can find him being all outraged about. Many people think he is just a windbag.
OH! Haha, I need to pay more attention. :o Thanks for the heads-up. :D

Bonita, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 8 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

What a miracle!!! The Daddy is our mailman, who is black. The baby (according to the picture) is Asian. I am neither. See you on Maury. :D

Haha, we won't be seeing YOU on Maury, they're gonna have to have a special episode just for us!

If any of this were possible methinks we'd ALL be seen on Maury, Jerry springer, and Montel!!!!!!:p

And of course Dr. Phil would be called for some much needed evaluations...

Oh! When I get a hold of the father!

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/6190/hissyfit7he.gif

John, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 16 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy Is . . .
The Pool Guy

Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...
___________

Even if I were female, that's a huge baby to come out of me!

Sasha, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 10 lbs, 2 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy is...
Pee Wee Herman!

Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

Birth Certificate
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=PeeWee%20Herman&NAME=Sasha&kn=Rachel%20Rachel%20Herman&LBS=10&OZS=2

Dawn, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 7 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy Is . . .
Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

Hahaha. Oh my. :rolleyes:

It's A Girl!

Amy, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 12 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy is...

The Pope

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/pope1.jpg

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

*can't breathe for laughing*

Wow! I have a precious little girl!
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i158/numb_to_the_core/babygirl.jpg

And here's the name:
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i158/numb_to_the_core/untitled.jpg
The daddy is the sexy pool guy!

Andrea, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 9 lbs, 4 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

And the daddy is...The Pool Guy?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA :p

http://thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=The Pool Guy&NAME=Andrea&kn=Brayden Joseph Pool Guy&LBS=9&OZS=4

Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Thomas Robinson! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.




Um, no lol

I just wanted to say a HUGE heart felt THANKYOU to who ever gave me Neg rep for creating this thread....... wow heres a suggestion... if you dont like it, dont enter it! And if you have something to say, at least leave your name so i can thankyou personally!

BTW if you are sick of quiz threads i understand there are alot, however this actually isnt a QUIZ thread its just a fun little thing!

:rolleyes:

I just wanted to say a HUGE heart felt THANKYOU to who ever gave me Neg rep for creating this thread....... wow heres a suggestion... if you dont like it, dont enter it! And if you have something to say, at least leave your name so i can thankyou personally!

BTW if you are sick of quiz threads i understand there are alot, however this actually isnt a QUIZ thread its just a fun little thing!

:rolleyes:Dear God, I also just got an anomous neg rep as well. :(

What the heck?
Thanks i didnt realise we could do that! Neg rep post
It didn't make a lick of sense from what it was commented about.

Niki, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 1 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/Vallarri/peewee.jpg

Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

Her name is Samantha Lisa Herman and she was hell to deliver. (13 lbs!)

I did it again for my cousin (who actually IS pregnant) and it said "No Pregnancy Detected." Hehee....I thought it was hilarious! And forget the people that neg rep you. They don't know what they're talking about. They think they have to have an opinion for everyone before they know them.

Congratulations, ~river~! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.

~river~, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 11 lbs, 11 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!


Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

and this was just wrong but funny

The Pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly. yay baught down the catholic church YAY

oh and to the person doing the neging it is a bit of fun get over it if you don't like it don't neg others for having fun and you can spend your boring life attempting to make others miserable.

get stuffed

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH it said Arnold Schwarzenegger was the father of my child, and that's eerily coincidental because I am Austrian.

It's A Girl!

lore, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Bill O'Reilly

Girl, you got no class. Plus we hear that Bill is going to sue you for stealing his 'patriotic bodily fluids' as well as demanding 65% of the kid's future earnings.

*rofl*

Okay, it says "Virginia, you're "with child" " xD

It's A Boy!

Virginia, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 7 lbs, 15 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

PeeWee Herman

Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

Omg, I don't want THIS father. xD

Haha awesome

It's A Girl!

Erin, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 6 lbs, 8 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=The%20Neighbor%20Kid&NAME=Erin&kn=Sarah%20Lucy%20Neighbor%20Kid&LBS=6&OZS=8

wow...i'm a ho. decided to post this on my LJ. Yea went back and now i'm having a boy 10.6 with Bill Clinton.

^ i feel your pain....we must put our kids on diets before we shoot them out of us..:p

I had a girl ....


13 pounds 8oz:eek: ....... I need some vodka before I deliver...Lots and Lots of Vodka:p

The father was Bill Clinton:rolleyes: UGH

Bill Clinton was my baby's daddy too.

He must breed huge baby girls, mine's supposed to be 11 lbs, 7 oz .

*shares vodka*

Skye, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 5 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Father: The Pool Guy
Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...

Pregnancy detected!

Congratulations, Hannah! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!


It's A Girl!

Hannah, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 8 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

She will be called Karen Sarah Fabio :D lol

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/baby_no.gif

No pregnancy detected

"Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below."

No pregnancy detected? :cool:

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I gotta boy... *cries* I want a girl!!! Ha, this better not be a sign... *is a bad mother*

no baby on board for me! phew! i already have my hands full with my lil sis. lol.

Congratulations, Cassandra! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!

Cassandra, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 12 oz and have black hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!



12lbs 12 oz *shudders* eep...

And it gets worse...

OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.

*shudders again* Micheal Jackson?...

Congratulations, Justin! You're "with child".

Justin, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 7 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy : Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . . Not true. I know who the father of my child is.
<grin> Sup Caleb.

Not true. I know who the father of my child is.
<grin> Sup Caleb.

Fuck off D8

Wow... i was really bored, but my baby sounds cute!!

Chloe, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 8 lbs, 1 oz and have black hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy is...
The Pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.