Has anyone ever tried to insult you but it turns out to be bad or extremely funny. Here's a version of the Hokey pokey that someone wrote about me . Its stuck in my bloody head lol :D


You put your left WING in
You take your right WING out
you put your left WING in and you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around, thats what its all about

You put your left WING in
You take your right WING out
you put your left WING in and you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around, thats what its all about
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My insults are so pathetic that I don't even try anymore. :rolleyes:

You put your left WING in
You take your right WING out
you put your left WING in and you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around, thats what its all about

Kay. What???
wtf......????

Has anyone ever tried to insult you but it turns out to be bad or extremely funny. Here's a version of the Hokey pokey that someone wrote about me . Its stuck in my bloody head lol :D

I'm sure the birds are offended if you're thinking that that is an insult. ;)

You put your left WING in
You take your right WING out
you put your left WING in and you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around, thats what its all about

...

I don't get it. Is it supposed to be insulting, which it's not? Or funny, which it also fails at?

*adds self to the confusion* Huh? :confused:

:confused:

It would apply to my friend, though; we call her 'chicken' because she dances like one. ;)

I believe it has something to do with politics. "left wing" "right wing" ya know?

reguardless, it's shite.

Okay I think someone needs to post their own "funny insult" before this thread tanks. Let's let him off the hook on the basis of it being "Aussie humor." Lost in translation. <3.

My mom frequently responds to my little 9-year-old sister's gibes by saying, "Your mom." And it never fails to elicit a giggly "YOU'RE MY MOM!" from my sister.

She's where I get much of my specialness from <33.

I wasn't really trying to insult this song, it just sounded... odd. So I was trying to discribe it, and said:

"This song sounds like a struggling baby eating a raw egg."

My friend Megan was like, "Uhm wow. Talk about a quote." :P

Also, there was this time, in school. Somebody got a tad miffed at me. Our conversation went as such::

Him ((Forgot his name)): EVANESCENCE IS A LESBIAN!
Me: First off, Evanescence is a band, not a person. Secondly, YOUR DAD IS A LESBIAN!
Teacher ((To guy)): And that is what you get. You have been served.

Heh it was really funny at the moment. :P

LOL @ the Lesbian comment. That's hilarious. And your teacher's comment just put the icing on the cake. :D

Ghetto Fab, that's really cute. I love little kids :D

And yeah, that original post was just 'wtf'...I suppose the funniness could've been in "taking out" the right wing, as in *smackdown* but yeah. Very unfunny. Could've been funny in the moment, I suppose.

Can't think of any funny insults off the top of my head, but some of the 'yo mama' ones are hilarious.

Can't think of any funny insults off the top of my head, but some of the 'yo mama' ones are hilarious.

Yo mama's so fat, she got the flesh eating disease, and it got full!

:p

LOL.

I fail at 'yo mama' smackdowns. So I'll let you win. ;)

The group I hang out with has some great jokes... Someone will start something like 'You're Stupid', then Someone will say 'Your mom', Another one will say 'Your face', It keeps going on and on... Some of the time it gets really bad and perverted, but other times it's hillarious. Especially when people don't realize what they just said... XD

- Star

maybe the stewie guy was using his insult as a buildup for us to badmouth it so he can insult us? no?:confused:

"your face!" always seems to work when i use it!;)

When someone stupid (which is pretty much everybody at this school) i usually just throw an insult with relativly big words at them really freaking fast and then walk away while they're still trying to figure out what the hell i said. Good fun.

I have a few your mamma jokes...
1. You're Momma is SO fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
2. You're Momma is SO fat that she has to walk around her self!
3. You're Momma is SO fat that she has more rolls than the bakery!

Yes they are lame but oh well! XD Nice one Unknown_Forces!

I heard my little brother say, "Yo mama's so dumb, she sold her car for gas money." I thought that was funny.

End.

yo mamma is so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

One heard alot on the streets of old Dublin is
"Your Maaaaaaaaaaaa!"
It's music to my ears. ;p

"Your mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out".

There's this one joke/insult that I found hilarious that was said by Harp on the show "Yo Momma," and it goes: "Your face is so oily, we're going to war over it!"

And another one: "Your house is like the twighlight zone! Whenever I go in it, it's like "doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo."

Lol @ the oily face one. I'm going to be thinking about that forever.

Last night I kept using long words while talking to my friend and she says that I talk fancy, and she wanted to do it too, so, like a reflex I automatically say, "Talk fancy to me", which sounds weird...thank God that I didn't add "baby" to the end....talk fancy to me baby...that's a good line.

Yo mama's so fat, she got the flesh eating disease, and it got full!

:p
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Sure, I've seen people like you before but I had to pay an admission! :rolleyes:

Oops I forgot to say why it was written. Shape Shifter is right. It started when someone on another forum got angry cos I am quite critical of our Prime Minister. This prompted another boardie who i don't get on so well with to write the song. :D

yo mama is so fat that when she is in a yellow raincoat people call out taxi

i can't think of more.

i love the addams family insult- wednesday said to amanda is that your overbite? love it a classic means nothing at all.

insults are fun i actaully have great fun with them...


but i hate the whole just shut up... no shut up sort of insult i mean is that even an insult?!?!?!?!?!?!?! cus i don't think it is.

also with the first insult it isn't some aus joke cus i can't follow it and find no humour in it- only in the stupidity of it.

Your momma's so stupid she tripped over the cord on a cordless phone.

OH MY GOD!!!

HOW
COULD
I
FOGET...

STICK THAT IN YOUR MOM AND LIKE IT!!!

*lmao* here's something that a moderator in another group I'm in (a news group, nonetheless) just posted to someone...

f**k off yourself you pithy musty helmet-faced snotbrained flea-farted bloody pig and try posting something decent for a change instead of speaking about jockstraps, bottoms and farts you underhanded inconsequential pucker bloody runt.

Grow up. Some of us have work to do here, let me see your nonsense in the morning and NO VA I will not ban you, despite your claiming for years that I will...

disgusting revolting bloody deviant...

:D

When someone stupid (which is pretty much everybody at this school) i usually just throw an insult with relativly big words at them really freaking fast and then walk away while they're still trying to figure out what the hell i said. Good fun.


haha...play off their ignorance, nice...

ok, i did this a few times in junior high when insults were 'the shit'...

when someone gives you the finger, you say 'was that the finger you lost your virginity to or was it <insert stupid object here>

yea it can b funny in the moment but mostly ppl just stare at you...especially guys;)

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. (hmmm slightly morbid!)

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's with all the mama jokes?

Mr. T (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjnwS2nOENE&search=Mr%20T%20mama) says it's not cool.

Anyway, yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!

Yo Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the scale it said "To be Continued"

your mumma so fat when she sings its over

Some classic Irish insults courtesy of everyones favourite TV show hosts (in Ireland anyway), Podge and Rodge

*She had a face on her like a well slapped arse

*She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

*She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

*Not even the tide would take her out

*Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle

*If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one

*She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a
nettle

you're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed!

SNAP!


and that picture above is wildly inappropriate.

and that picture above is wildly inappropriate.
Indeed . *reports*

ok, ok, I'm sorry if I offended anyone. I just saw it and started busting out laughing and thought that you guys might think it was funny. Obviously you guys don't have the same sick humor that I have. But again, I'm sorry.

My friend Victoria once told this guy.."You sound like a dead cat!"....

"Why you all up in my Koolaid fool?"
-Jessica

Someof my friends and I were hanging out a couple of months ago and one of them got tackled and as he was faling, he yelled "You fat sausage!!!!!" HAHA! I fell to the ground laughing so hard!

Yo mamma's cooking is so bad, cockroaches go to her kitchen to commit suicide!

Yo mamma thinks square roots are vegetables!

Yo mamma couldn't integrate a nested trig function, even if you let her use a computer!

Yo mamma's hands are so black, she has to wear white gloves when eating an oreo to be sure not to bite her fingers!

You're so black, when you go to night school you are marked "absent" (sorry that one was racial, as well as it's predecessor)

Here's a good few between my friend Bud and I:

Bud: You're weird/stupid/retarted.
Me: Just like your face!

Me: N.A.S.A. discovered a new disease yesterday...it kind of scares me, mainly because it's so horrendously contagious and harmful...
Bud: New disease? What is it?
Me: Your face! HAH!

Just a funny joke while I'm at it. My bro and I were doing the dishes, and he tried putting a spatula in the wrong drawer...

Carl: Wait...that doesn't go in there...
Me: That's what she said!!!!

I choose not to insult people because it usually ends up making me look stupid or mean.

I tend to say "Quit life" and "why are you living" a lot. But only to my friends as a joke cuz some people take those things seriously.

I'm the same way I never really can insult people I just end up looking like a doofus. I'll say something like oh yeah, well your a smelly turd face! See what I mean I shouldn't even try!!!;)