Well I haven't seen a thread devoted to funny pictures, so... here it is! Whenever you find a joke picture, just post it.
ImaginaryDemise
10-26-2003, 10:19 PM
Well I will start off... this picture is pretty famous, but I love it.
http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~tflamson/pics/kitten.jpg
nitecrawl3r
10-26-2003, 10:20 PM
Well I will start off... this picture is pretty famous, but I love it.
http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~tflamson/pics/kitten.jpg
That's one of my most favorite pictures :)
Bubbles
10-26-2003, 10:38 PM
lol.....good pic!
enthashyt
10-26-2003, 10:39 PM
hmm...I've killed a lot of kittens. I mean, I've killed a countries worth I think. I'm a guy, we do that(as do you girls, you liars).
Cyra
10-26-2003, 10:42 PM
hmm...I've killed a lot of kittens. I mean, I've killed a countries worth I think. I'm a guy, we do that(as do you girls, you liars).
:D ditto..but it was more in the past than now. rarely do it now for some reason :?
anyway...that's a hilarious picture...i need to find some funny ones...hmm
i had some where it's this gym...and there's an escalator about maybe 10 ft long from the ground to the gym entrance...
Eternal Jester
10-26-2003, 10:43 PM
Wasn't there like a 30-page long thread about this a while ago? And we posted all sorts of funny baby pics for ToB to use as his 'tar and stuff. Ahh well.
enthashyt
10-26-2003, 10:48 PM
I think the baby pics thread and the picture thread were two different ones. There was also the friday humor thread which had pictures and websites. So this has been done more than once, but it is tricky finding the right word to search with. Knock yourself out if you want to do the searching.
edit: EJ, doesn't remembering such threads from so long ago make you feel like an old timer? Or is that just me?
Eternal Jester
10-26-2003, 10:49 PM
I have never once used the search button, and never will.
Bubbles
10-26-2003, 10:50 PM
ok that was too much info from you guys.....@_@;; here the drunken pumpkin!!!!
you mean drunk pumpkin? I realize you were going for a rhyme, but drunken isn't a word. Drunk, drink, drinking, drank, drinks, drunks(when referring to several drunk people and only calling them a drunk, but in a plural fashion). so yeah, drunken isn't a word. Or if it is it is new to me.
Eternal Jester
10-26-2003, 11:07 PM
"Drunken (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=drunken)" is a word.
enthashyt
10-26-2003, 11:19 PM
"Drunken (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=drunken)" is a word.
DOAH!!! *slaps forhead* I so didn't think of using it in a way of saying "a drunken brawl" Now that makes sense. I only saw it in a "drunken throwing up" way and that doesn't make sense.
I still hold to the fact that the way the word was used was incorrect. I mean, "drunken pumpkin" though rhyming, sounds wrong. "drunk pumpkin" sounds right.
see, this is where I wasn't so sharp in english. with "drunken pumpkin" would the use there be a pronoun or adjective. That is the part of english classes I was terrible with. Diagraming sentences. Cause they list drunken as being an adjective "drunken brawl" or the old use "give me drink till I'm drunken" which is listed as a verbal adjective. I guess in that sense it could make sense. "I am a pumpkin that drank till I was drunken" which could be condenced I guess to "drunken pumpkin"
though it still doesn't sound right.
So, by the definitions given, can it work in that use? Or was I right that it was incorrect?(I maintain I was right, unless it is possible to say the old, not used any longer use, is right)
Eternal Jester
10-26-2003, 11:25 PM
I'm fond of archaic constructions myself, so I would say it's right (that is, that's how I would say it).
enthashyt
10-26-2003, 11:36 PM
could I go with "the pumpkin got the something fucked out of it so it was totally fuckless"?
pandiebeer
10-26-2003, 11:40 PM
those are awesome, keep 'em coming!!! :D :D :D
Anjuli
10-27-2003, 12:18 AM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0296.gif
Cyra
10-27-2003, 12:20 AM
Hahaha
I sat here trying to read it for a bit (didn't read the increase distance from chat until it is readable.......shows how smart I am)...then I finally sat back in my chair and...bingo! :D
enthashyt, that's what it said "drunken pumpkin" on the page that I found it on. I didn't even realize till after you mentioned that it does rhyme! lol
Anjuli I love that squirll pic! HAH! :)
enthashyt
10-27-2003, 12:43 AM
This one goes out to all the peoples on here who are post whores...
KITTY!!!!!!!1 hahah how cute! looks like its planning something!
hahaha yeah!
hmm i wish i could get some pictures of those animals in scary movie 3...the one with the dogs at the beginning of the movie, and the 3 scenes with the alien walking by fast and looking at the screen... :D
anyone remember peter from family guy? the episode where he had no bones...he looked just like that...except he didn't have his face on the ground. that was weird..especially the ending.
Neffer
10-27-2003, 03:23 PM
http://jimmyeatworld.net/tour/2002_gallery/images/td12.jpg
the D
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0132.jpg
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0379.jpg
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0405.jpg
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ninjacat.jpg For all those hawt ninja attackers!!
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/rockin.jpg If Ben or John had a cat...
http://media2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0004.jpg
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0367.jpg
I need to scan in the picture my girlfriend took of her cat. It's facing the camera from about 6 inches away, and it's right paw is a big blur. A second after she took the picture, the camera was airborne. It's really funny looking, cuz the cat has the cutest little 'that looks cool... I think I'll hit it' look on it's face.
Poor kitty at first I thought :shock: OMG WHAT DID THEY DO!?! copy and paste heads?! but then seeing the side of it I'm thinking it's so sad. ;_; Damn animal cruelty!!!
Even in death
10-31-2003, 10:59 AM
ok that was too much info from you guys.....@_@;; here the drunken pumpkin!!!!
http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/lion-cut-2.jpgThis is the story I heard. A southern lady moved north and summer was approacthing. She always took her cat to get a line cut, which is trimming all the matted fur on the belly. (I think) Anyway, she said she wanted the cat to have a line cut, but in her southern accent, it sounded like lion cut. The rest is cat history.
~ The BandlessDrummer aka Undercover Samurai
p.s. I know most of you tried to say line cut in a southern accent just to see if it sounded like lion cut.
becs
11-19-2003, 06:48 AM
OMG... this is fo cruel and yet so funny, I cracked up!!!!
http://www2.b3ta.com/youcantspell/spell/
http://www2.b3ta.com/top-10-cutest-kittens/ --- just make sure you sound up for that one!!!
well, you can look at the properties and paste it to your address bar if you wanna see it.
pandiebeer
11-19-2003, 01:37 PM
Ooooh, I just ordered a Domo-Kun from E-Bay!!! I can't wait until it gets here from Japan. All those pictures I kept seeing made me want one to scare my kitties with it...muwah-ha-ha :twisted:
Sakhmet
11-19-2003, 03:26 PM
OMG I love this thread! Keep the piccies coming!!! Hahaha! :D :D
A few years back when I was in Elmhurst, I got dragged to Queens ALL DAY by my moms and her friends :evil: stupid. Pissed me off with all the walking befo we finally managed to get to a restaurant...in FLUSHING. But anyway, befo eating, we ended up going to this bowling alley and there was this arcade game there just like that. Without the shark, of course. I wasted a few dollars on it.. :rolleyes: fun times.
It was actually two pictures. One of a helicopter doing training, the other of a shark jumping out of the sea. They combined the two. There was a news story about it at National Geographic's website about a year or so ago.
It was actually two pictures. One of a helicopter doing training, the other of a shark jumping out of the sea. They combined the two. There was a news story about it at National Geographic's website about a year or so ago.
I think everyone and their blind grandmother could clearly see that it was fake. I think everyone could also see that it was clearly meant to be humorous. Well....most everyone :P
enthashyt
11-21-2003, 11:02 PM
a lot of people in rl were fooled by that picture actually. Which is why I posted that. and yes, it is funny, well, it was the first time I saw it, nothing against neffer, just I had seen it before.
Cyra
11-21-2003, 11:11 PM
Well, chances are if the picture shows up in a serious magazine like National Geographic and people saw it without reading the captioning, they might assume it's real.
(yes, I realized you said this was on the web site)
Then again, if it's online, it's bound to be fake 99% of the time :rolleyes:
ImaginaryDemise
11-21-2003, 11:11 PM
http://www.superlaugh.com/pets/funny.jpg
Man... I love that picture! :heart:
Cyra
11-21-2003, 11:13 PM
Oh yeah...what's the captioning that was on that picture...
"The cat who saw you naked"
HAHA :D
nitecrawl3r
11-21-2003, 11:13 PM
a lot of people in rl were fooled by that picture actually. Which is why I posted that. and yes, it is funny, well, it was the first time I saw it, nothing against neffer, just I had seen it before.
If people are fooled by it, let them be fooled. That's part of the fun isn't it ;)
It looks like a sneeze face. That's what I look like when I sneeze :D
Cyra
11-21-2003, 11:27 PM
It looks like a sneeze face. That's what I look like when I sneeze :D
:shock:
I can think of so many things to say about that... :D
Well, at least if you have cat ears on your head...(costume)...women will either think of you as cute for acting like a cat.
Or, if the women are sane, they'll freak out and slap you.
nitecrawl3r
11-21-2003, 11:34 PM
It looks like a sneeze face. That's what I look like when I sneeze :D
:shock:
I can think of so many things to say about that... :D
Well, at least if you have cat ears on your head...(costume)...women will either think of you as cute for acting like a cat.
Or, if the women are sane, they'll freak out and slap you.
Haha...d00d, I meant the expression ;)
Here's another kitty picture. I'm so getting me another cat so I can teach him to do this...
http://www.evboard.com/album_pic.php?pic_id=124
becs
11-28-2003, 10:59 AM
This is so sick but so funny ;)
http://www.acrebury.co.uk/home_alone.htm
DNeiceyJ03
11-28-2003, 11:51 AM
LoL, loooove the pics!! Especially the drunken pumpkin and the Michael Jackson one!! :D
MyTourniquet_AL
11-28-2003, 01:32 PM
Becs-your pic is hillarious considering the shithole Michael Jacko is in now! hahahaha!!!!! :D
OMG! and your 'the boss is a c**t' pic -I didnt see you post it was a sound pic and already had the sound up full!-scared the shit out of me!!! :D
MoRe PiCs, MoRe PiCs!!!!!!! ;)
Give_Unto_Me
11-29-2003, 03:37 PM
:D this one's sick.. LOL
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/bikeseat.jpg
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0409.jpg
This one's a classic :D
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pictures/orgy.jpg
Naikuu
11-29-2003, 03:47 PM
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/graphics/badday.jpghas anyone here ever heard of the book "MEG" ??
i belive you can read about it at www.megsite.com
anyways, theyve been trying to make a movie about it, and there's a scene in it like that. the only difference is that it is a 70ft long shark and stuff. woo.....
Sas
11-29-2003, 03:54 PM
Nemo is found, don't look any further:
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/nemo.jpg
FallenAngel_AL
11-29-2003, 04:13 PM
This entire thread is awesome Ive seen so many funny pictures!!!! :D Becs you're picture is hillarious ;) ............
Kaprikorn
11-29-2003, 04:22 PM
Nemo is found, don't look any further:
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/nemo.jpg
YUM, THat looks delicious, seriously, that's really mean.
And lastly, I think this guy needs a few more piercings. What do ya'll think?
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL60/938667/1728163/27165001.jpg
Cyra
12-02-2003, 12:14 AM
That dude's piercings is kind of disturbing...
Interesting names for restaurants.
And for Fuk Mi, "Fook Mee" probably...but STILL...haha...
Dark_Princess
12-02-2003, 02:30 AM
HAHA, Oh my gosh these are hilarious!!!
DNeiceyJ03
12-02-2003, 02:41 AM
We have a chinese restraunt here called "Fukit Tai" and we always call it "Fuck it Tai" but I think it's actually pronounced "Fook It Tai".
live2breathe
12-02-2003, 03:03 AM
Theres a chinese place around here called Golden China but in the neon sign the "a" in China burned out so it looked like Golden China. So we just called it The Golden Chin :D I know its lame but the "Fukit tai" post made me think of it.
nitecrawl3r
12-02-2003, 03:36 AM
Since we're on the subject of chinese joints, I noticed one a few weeks back here that was called Fuk Yu. Seemed like kind of a rude name for a restaurant to me ;)
And for the heck of it there's another here that doesn't have Fuk in the name but it has a pretty silly name just the same - Wok 'n Roll.
Can you hear me now
http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/69eeba76/bc/Pics/Phone.bmp?bfi1Q0_A5Xj4tQGa
DNeiceyJ03
12-05-2003, 05:43 PM
And the McDonalds one...big mistake, ha.
"Our new chicken nuggets contain white meat!"
...so...the old stuff...?? don't want to know.
Haha, I saw that sign hanging by the drive thru at the McDonald's by my house. I was like "Ew! What the heck were the old ones made out of??" I'm glad I was never a big chicken mcnugget eater. Now it makes me wonder what about the other meat.....
sariala
12-05-2003, 05:47 PM
And the McDonalds one...big mistake, ha.
"Our new chicken nuggets contain white meat!"
...so...the old stuff...?? don't want to know.
Haha, I saw that sign hanging by the drive thru at the McDonald's by my house. I was like "Ew! What the heck were the old ones made out of??" I'm glad I was never a big chicken mcnugget eater. Now it makes me wonder what about the other meat.....
uhm... maybe dark meat?
ImaginaryDemise
12-06-2003, 12:01 AM
Here's a couple more for you cat lovers! :)
This first one has to be one of the cutest pictures ever!
Slave Kitten:
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pictures/slavekitten.jpg
:shock: omg... I AM TEH kitten slave! :heart:
ImaginaryDemise
12-07-2003, 06:58 PM
http://e.1asphost.com/SelfDemise/AmyLee.jpg
Wow... I didn't know you could do that!
http://e.1asphost.com/SelfDemise/AmyLee.jpg
Wow... I didn't know you could do that!
for some stupid reason I found that insaneley funny,
could it be that I'm drunk?
Bubbles
12-08-2003, 02:05 AM
It is funny!!! haha...buying the Amy Lee on line...will she be wrapped in bubble wrap?! And will she sing for you too!?
Cfw828
12-08-2003, 02:24 AM
http://e.1asphost.com/SelfDemise/AmyLee.jpg
Wow... I didn't know you could do that!
*takes out credit card*
Cyra
12-08-2003, 02:28 AM
I guess they'd ship her in a giant wrapped up box, you know?..
Remember when the Big Show was in that box? Wait...no, Undertaker put peoples in giant boxes and gave them to Show I think...anyways...
The dude (providing this is a perv) opens the box...as soon as the front comes off, the dude is greeted with a swift kick to the nuts..."BRING ME TO LLIIIIFEEE!" and Amy runs off to be shipped off again.
I..don't know...I feel sick now?
pandiebeer
12-11-2003, 06:31 PM
my sister just sent me this link http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/nemo.php
it says they found Nemo...
sariala
12-11-2003, 07:06 PM
Think Mother Nature is trying to tell us something?
http://www.boners.com/content/791124.1.jpg
http://www.boners.com/content/790875.1.jpg
ImaginaryDemise
12-11-2003, 07:09 PM
haha... omg, boners. :D
Cfw828
12-11-2003, 07:13 PM
Mother nature hates us :(
ann_j97
12-12-2003, 03:32 AM
Think Mother Nature is trying to tell us something?
http://www.boners.com/content/791124.1.jpg
http://www.boners.com/content/790875.1.jpg
He He that rocks haha
I think mother nature is trying to tell the person that took the pics something LOL
Bjorkdoll
12-12-2003, 03:46 AM
ah the wonders of photoshop. I have some funny pictures of my own pets but alas the f***ing board won't let me upload anything *unleashes a string of curses* I shall have to find things to link to......
Cfw828
12-15-2003, 11:55 PM
Does anybody wanna see my COCK! Well here it is:
Scroll down...
You're getting warmer (and so am I)...
I think I'll show my COCK! right......about............NOW:
I know, it's not a funny picture, but when you put it in my context it kind of is :D
*waits for everything but the kitchen sink to be thrown at him*
Lirael
12-15-2003, 11:58 PM
Slave kitty. cuuuuuuuuuute heh. If only I could get the cats here to follow my orders...
Ramco
12-16-2003, 03:34 PM
Slave kitty. cuuuuuuuuuute heh. If only I could get the cats here to follow my orders...
Kill mine enemies... Scratch their faces... Claw at their drapes and leave dead pigeons in their living rooms.... Muah ha ha ha!!!
And now, what are you going to do about that, Mr. Bond? My mobile army of slave kitties is on the move right now! This is one "Pussy Galore" that you can't get intimate with! Hahahahaha! The cats will infiltrate the great houses of the world - the White House, Buckingham Palace, the apartment from Friends - and will begin killing the most important people in the world! And now, having told you my plan and laughing a lot like a complete retard I will kill you the only way I know how... *pulls out a gun* Say goodbye, Mr. Bond... *points gun in the air and fires, and a bunch of racehorses run out and begin trampling 007, until he catches hold of one and rides it to safety*
Kevin
P.S. Does anyone remember "Get The Picture", the internet game where you captioned funny pictures? It was on Bezerk, then on Flipside when they bought Bezerk. That game rocked!
Kaydee
12-16-2003, 05:14 PM
I just got this one...
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/saddam.jpg
ToB
12-16-2003, 05:19 PM
http://www.belchak.com/images/A000002.jpeg
Kaydee
12-16-2003, 05:20 PM
That one was a good one TOB!!!!
kiks
12-16-2003, 08:24 PM
http://members.iinet.net.au/~shanev/funny23.jpg
http://www.ouryouthgroup.com/rednecksp.jpg
http://www.control2success.com/3r/Images/joke/0505.jpg
http://www.control2success.com/3r/Images/joke/0424.jpg
http://www.control2success.com/3r/Images/joke/0418.jpg
http://www.control2success.com/3r/Images/joke/0411.jpg
http://www.nissantalk.com/registry/users/ULTIMATUC/images/lg_drugs.jpg
http://www.myfishingpictures.com/img/006159.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid71/p2e0abbbf6c6fa1de32b37e59db6e0295/fb93efb6.jpg
http://www.nodirection.com/PF/UUWAJYPAYHS229200362248.jpg
ok BREATH FOR A SECOND!!!!!! now
http://www.pifiu.com/upload/uploads/112003/lg_bitch.jpg
http://www.nodirection.com/PF/J26Q8QAQKBFG1120036315.jpghttp://www.nissantalk.com/registry/users/TeamFreshstyles/images/lg_worst%20resort%20name%20ever.jpg[/img]
http://www.nissantalk.com/registry/users/TeamFreshstyles/images/lg_Objects%20in%20Mirror.jpg
http://www.joygreetings.com/images/funnycat.jpg
http://home.hetnet.nl/~von46/poes+muis.jpg
http://www.nodirection.com/PF/AUC6YJAAZKWT162003613.jpg
[img]
Kaydee
12-17-2003, 12:14 PM
sorry i laughed at this one
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/superfly.jpg
And i know yall love CATS So here...
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/wtfcat.jpg
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/rockin.jpg
pandiebeer
12-19-2003, 01:26 AM
Holy shit those are funny! I like the sonofabitch one. That would be me...ha ha ha. Plus that Snickers one up above is hilarious.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! OMG those kitten ones made me laugh!!! so cute
nitecrawl3r
12-19-2003, 10:18 PM
This is too cute :D
http://www.raginginsomniac.net/ev/eatsleep.jpg
broken
12-19-2003, 10:40 PM
This is too cute :D
http://www.raginginsomniac.net/ev/eatsleep.jpg
that is really cute...:)
but i have a question..why are people on this board obsessed w/ kittens?? (not that it's a bad thing..i was just wonderin :P )
becs
12-19-2003, 10:56 PM
Mainly because kittens are the cutest things ever ;)
nitecrawl3r
12-19-2003, 10:59 PM
Mainly because kittens are the cutest things ever ;)
Right, exactly. And they're fluffy :D
Head
12-19-2003, 11:07 PM
Mainly because kittens are the cutest things ever ;)
Right, exactly. And they're fluffy :D
Fluffiness ROCKS. We need to be more fluffy.
Hell yeah.
Rocker3829
12-20-2003, 12:20 AM
I just got this one...
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/saddam.jpg
i love that, as well as the one TOB posted.
BlackMiau
12-20-2003, 05:33 AM
Mainly because kittens are the cutest things ever ;)
Right, exactly. And they're fluffy :D
Fluffiness ROCKS. We need to be more fluffy.
Hell yeah.
*mew :D
BlackMiau
12-20-2003, 05:51 AM
http://www.superlaugh.com/pets/funny.jpg
i don't know if anyone posted this one already, but it's one of my favourites. who said cats can't laugh? 8)
Miau
becs
12-20-2003, 11:39 AM
Mainly because kittens are the cutest things ever ;)
Right, exactly. And they're fluffy :D
Fluffiness ROCKS. We need to be more fluffy.
Hell yeah.
Hmmm...Head..... You were drunk there werent ya babe!!! ;)
Cyra
12-26-2003, 12:23 AM
I was just reading an issue of Newsweek I got in the mail recently, and, well, scanned in the cover of one of the articles...as well as some other funny pictures :D
http://cyragl.s5.com/images/saddamchristmas.jpg
http://cyragl.s5.com/images/hongkongnewsweek.jpg
http://cyragl.s5.com/images/bushnewsweek.jpg
http://cyragl.s5.com/images/jacksonnewsweek.jpg
http://cyragl.s5.com/images/cubsfan.jpg
http://cyragl.s5.com/images/runsfeldnewsweek.jpg
http://cyragl.s5.com/images/fastfoodlawyer.jpg (which is basically the lawsuit for fast food restaurants making him fat)
silentblade007
12-26-2003, 08:58 AM
those are amusing! :D
This is more than you ever wanted to know about Erin Brockovich...
they couldn't beat him up for real, could
they??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
or, (i just took a closer look) did he fel of his bike? w00000sss!!!!!!
lol wish they could beat him up for real!!! :twisted:
Luli
12-31-2003, 03:23 PM
they couldn't beat him up for real, could
they??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
or, (i just took a closer look) did he fel of his bike? w00000sss!!!!!!
And all the proof I need that Bert is the source of all that is evil:
http://www.reanimatedkitten.com/images/ae_bert.jpg
broken
01-02-2004, 09:12 AM
that's sad losers get paid $6 an hour when minimum wage is like 4 or 5 bucks an hour.....how come the losers get more???
Em
01-02-2004, 04:14 PM
those are great! where are you that you're in danger of cows falling on you? If i was driving by that sign i'd probably die laughing and crash headlong into the cliff....
HUNTRESS
01-02-2004, 05:10 PM
those pics are funny... really funny...i got to go to use the bathroom now..damn ! :D :D :D :D
Kstar__2
01-03-2004, 08:07 AM
this isn't a picture, but its still hilarious, its some guy with a suit with horns on it, he makes music by moving his body, it gets hilarious near the end :D
Fjeer the cow. The cow ownz00rs j00!!! (sorry... not enough sleep and move in day tomorrow for school..... wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!)
becs
01-03-2004, 02:52 PM
this isn't a picture, but its still hilarious, its some guy with a suit with horns on it, he makes music by moving his body, it gets hilarious near the end :D
