ok its simple, first someone makes a wish, the next person that posts says wish granted, then corrupts it, then makes their own wish.

Example:

I wish I had a girlfriend.

next person) Wish granted, but she's a toothless crackhead who steals your money & answers to the name "Nut Gobbler."

*your vish here*

And so on....


So lets start the wishin'!!

ah! we have something like this on another forum that I'm on! such fun! ok...


I wish I had a box of firecrackers.

Wish granted...unfortunately, I lit them without you knowing it and blew your ass up. *BOOM*


I wish I had some Bling! Bling!

I wish I had some Bling! Bling!

Wish granted..

Unfortunately, you got way too wasted and spent it all on an ugly hooker.
And I got a picture!

http://www.whatevs.org/images/dailypics/03_12/enriquebuzz.jpg



...The scary part is how that could almost look like you...?

Edit: Uh...I wish I ...was an Oscar Meyer Wiener?

.....

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/2166/devil958695td0.png

pssst April where is your wish?

Edit: Wish granted.

Unfortunatly you have become said weiner.... only the jumbo sized... mobile. (pft i dont know)



I wish I had some extra money.

Wish granted.

unfortunately you'll die in an accident bc you bought a car with the extra money

i wish i had umm....superpowers?

you will get super powers, but unfortunatly you will accidently use them on an innocent person and get sent to prison where large hairy men hit on you :eek:


i wish i didnt live in canberra anymore!

i wish i didnt live in canberra anymore!

Wish granted. Now you live in NYC. Unfortunately, being a stupid tourist who HAS to see everything, you were struck by lighting at the top of the Empire State Building, and run over by a cab on your way to The Met.

I wish....everyone who used mass transportation showered daily and used deodorant.

I wish....everyone who used mass transportation showered daily and used deodorant.
Utopic... but wish granted. Hah!

Oh, I wish I had boobs close to me that were awesome.

Oh, I wish I had boobs close to me that were awesome.

Wish Granted....too bad they belong to a transvestite named "Glitter".

I wish I had a baby!

Wish granted... but your baby's so ugly he made onions cry...

I wish I had time...

I wish I had time...

Wish granted, there will now be 2 extra hours every day, and an extra day every week. Unfortunately, the work day has been extended from 9-7, and we now have to work 6 days a week.

Since Gil messed up my wish request, I'll try it again....

I wish....everyone who used mass transportation showered daily and used deodorant.

Wish granted....but they still dont brush their teeth, and the odor is amazing.

I wish I was a little bit taller..

Wish granted....but they still dont brush their teeth, and the odor is amazing.

I'll take bad breathe over BO. perhaps I should have specified hygiene across the board


I wish I was a little bit taller..

Wish granted, but for every inch you gow, 1 inch will be taken from your johnson.


I wish for snow today....

Wish granted but now you're so tall you can't sleep on your bed and you need to sit everytime you go to the bathroom because you can't aim right.

I wish I didn't had to wish.

Wish granted. You already have all that you could have ever wished for, so you don't have to wish anymore. But now you don't have excitement for the future, you don't have porpouse so you get bitter and more bitter and you die.

:D

I wish I would be admired ;)

I wish I would be admired ;)
You are, but it's by a 45 year old guy named Steve that always wants to take you for a ride down by the river in his van.

I wish my daughter hadn't just stuck one of her toys up her nose and inhaled it.

Wish granted....But now she's shovin' grapes up there and shooting them out at an incredible speed causing you to take cover.


I wish I had a goat named Spanky.

Wish granted....But now she's shovin' grapes up there and shooting them out at an incredible speed causing you to take cover.


I wish I had a goat named Spanky.
Wish granted, but your goat likes to nibble on your nuts, and not in a nice way.

I wish I didn't have to play this stupid game. :( :p

Wish granted.....Bans your ass from this thread. :D


I wish I could go back in time and go to the evparty.

Wish granted....But now she's shovin' grapes up there and shooting them out at an incredible speed causing you to take cover.


I wish I had a goat named Spanky.
Wish granted. But the goat was a sheep dressed up in wolf's clothing to scare you with its ominous name: ToB

I wish I had ...more awesome b00bs. :D

I wish I had ...more awesome b00bs. :D
Wish granted but now you're suffering from male lactation!

I wish I could sleep at work.

Wish granted but now you're suffering from male lactation!

I wish I could sleep at work.

Wish granted! Except now that big fat guy down the row of cubicles from you is in your cube every 15 minutes ramming you in the ass while you are passed out.

I wish Miles wasn't so damn annoying!

I wish Miles wasn't so damn annoying!
Wish granted, but now he's a moderator so he no longer has a need to send anymore reports. Bwahahahaa. :p

I wish Memphis got more snow in August.

I wish Memphis got more snow in August.

I wished for snow today too...nobody granted MY wish...they ignored it. I'll grant yours...

Wish granted, except the plumbing pipes froze and you cannot go to the bathroom and have no access to water (don't eat the yellow snow)

I wish my annoying coworker would find someone else to bother

EDIT: Cool, Scott read my mind....

I wish Memphis got more snow in August.

Wish granted, but the four-foot high snow led to mass urination, creating massive amounts of yellow snow.

I wish for more wishes.

EDIT: I wish I wasn't so slow.

Wish granted, but, sadly you went so fast you hit a wall... you're brains are splattered on the ground..






I wish I was a ROCKSTAH

I wish I was a ROCKSTAH
Wish granted. You are a rockstar, but after years of being on the road you are lonely, old and about to appear on MTV's "Behind The Music" after being 10 times in rehab


I wish I'd move out from my house.

I wish I was a ROCKSTAH

Wish granted. However, soon after you were signed, and your single hit number one, a tire hunted you down, and killed you. [It hit you in the face.]

I wish boys weren't confusing. [bwahaha]

I wish boys weren't confusing. [bwahaha]
Wish Granted. But... are girls actually LESS confusing than boys? Naaaaaaah...

I wish I had GODZILLA size b00bs in front of me now.

Wish granted, but they are on Mrs. Godzilla.

I wish I had a large boat to sail the world!

I wish I had a large boat to sail the world!
You got it, but when you are about to leave your home port, you got caught in a storm that makes your boat sink :(

:cool:

I wish my pet would be a cocodrile

You got it, but when you are about to leave your home port, you got caught in a storm that makes your boat sink :(

:cool:

I wish my pet would be a cocodrile

Wish granted, but with the crocodile comes a 24-hour reality series in which the Crocodile Hunter must be in your presence at all times, including in bed.

I wish I had some beer.

*edit* did you mean crocodile? :p

*edit* did you mean crocodile? :p
I meant the animal .. the one that lives in the jungle and it's green XD

I wish I had some beer.



wish granted, but someone already put their cigarette out in the can.

I wish I could pull a "Ferris Bueller" and go to the beach today.

I wish I had some beer.

Wish granted....But it's non-alcoholic..


I wish for 1 million dollars.

Wish granted....But it's non-alcoholic..


I wish for 1 million dollars.

Wish granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish for a car.

I wish for a car.

Granted, but it's "Herbie" and you have to ride with Lindsay Lohan every time you are in it.



I wish I could pull a "Ferris Bueller" and go to the beach today.

GODDAMMIT..... why is no one granting my wishes??? This is the 3rd wish in a row no one granted. Someone always replies the same time as me, grants a wish, makes their own wish, and mine keep getting lost

*cries*

First, I wished for SNOW (http://www.evboard.com/showpost.php?p=709758&postcount=14)

Then I wished my annoying coworker would leave me alone (http://www.evboard.com/showpost.php?p=709935&postcount=25)

Then I wished I could cut work today (http://www.evboard.com/showpost.php?p=710012&postcount=35).

No one grants my wishes...... I'm going around granting everyone else's wished, an no one grants mine.

I wish people would grant my wishes......

I wish people would grant my wishes......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/gilwellian/fuckyoun00b.jpg
LMAO! :D

I wish I had THIS http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/gilwellian/logo8vu.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/gilwellian/fuckyoun00b.jpg
LMAO! :D

I wish I had THIS http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/gilwellian/logo8vu.jpg

All wishes granted! Jerry you're now woman except for the genitals. :p

*Ahem* I made that logo...

The "EvBoard Summer Edition" logo is a trademark of Wøndertech Industries Inc. No part of the logo shall be used for promoting unaffiliated resources or services without written permission by an official authorized representative of Wøndertech Industries Inc.

I wish I had green eyes...

I wish I could sing and play guitar like John Mayer or Ben Harper.

I'll trade all my art skills for that any day.

Music is the most powerful art.


:(

I wish I could sing and play guitar like John Mayer or Ben Harper.:(
Wish granted....But you sell out and join up with Justin Timberlake to form a new boy band.

I wish I could fly.

Wish granted... but you forgot how to land... oh shit... :eek:

I wish I had green eyes...

Wish granted....But they're so green some fucktard mistakes them for green peas and plucks them out with a fork and eats them. :eek:

I wish for snow today....
Wish granted, only it snows conservatives(the evil kind) all over your house.

I wish my annoying coworker would find someone else to bother
Granted, but you get fired later that day....

I wish I could pull a "Ferris Bueller" and go to the beach today.
Granted, but you get stung by a jellyfish in the ocean and someone has to pee on it to take the pain away. ew.


I wish I was a hockey player in the NHL.

I wish I had green eyes...

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5981/bruno2gt.jpg

Granted, but they have X-ray vision only for fat people

I wish I was a hockey player in the NHL.

Granted....but in your first game you get a concussion, a broken leg, and your teeth knocked out.

I wish The Mets would win the World Series

Wish granted....But you sell out and join up with Justin Timberlake to form a new boy band.

LOL.O NOESSSS!!!!!111

/me goes to play the "Choking Game" and loses.


Wish granted but Piazza gets picked up by the Braves in 2006.

BOOYAH!



... I wish that there was a full feature film based on evBoard drama...

... I wish that there was a full feature film based on evBoard drama...
Granted, but Tom Cruise plays the part of Orgo and portrays him as a Scientology freak!!@!1 :eek:

I wish I had a chick with a fat ass..

Granted, but Tom Cruise plays the part of Orgo and portrays him as a Scientology freak!!@!1 :eek:

I wish I had a chick with a fat ass..

Granted, You and Britney sure do make a cute couple.



...I wish jim would fall in love with me :( ....
*this is gonna suck, i see it now*

...I wish jim would fall in love with me :( ....
*this is gonna suck, i see it now*
Granted, I'm sure you and Jim Nabors will make a happy couple

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/jim-nabors-1.jpg

I wish I had never started reading this thread.

Granted, I'm sure you and Jim Nabors will make a happy couple

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/jim-nabors-1.jpg

I wish I had never started reading this thread.

Granted, you go back to watching midget porno's.

I wish I could be as gangsta as Ludacris. W0rd.

Granted, you go back to watching midget porno's.

I wish I could be as gangsta as Ludacris. W0rd.

granted. but as soon as you step out on the stage, your thug ex boyfriend's new thug boyfriend shoots you in the ass, and you end up in the hospital ass end up for 6 months while 50 Cent takes your grammy for inability to appear.


I wish I had a million dollars.


deb

Granted, but it's all counterfeit, so you get arrested.

I wish I had enough money to pay for college.

EDIT: *smacks orgonz0la sixteen times for his first wish* HALF OF EVBOARD WOULD GIVE ANYTHING FOR YOUR SKILLZ, YOU H0! BAD ORGO! BAD! ;) <333

And WHY did it take FOUR TRIES before someone FINALLY gave GilMod b00bs of his own?! hahahahha :D

I wish I had enough money to pay for college.
Wish granted. You got the money when you shaved your head bald and sold your hair in the black market of hairs.. if so :p


I wish I would read people's minds

Granted, but it's all counterfeit, so you get arrested.

I wish I had enough money to pay for college.

EDIT: *smacks orgonz0la sixteen times for his first wish* HALF OF EVBOARD WOULD GIVE ANYTHING FOR YOUR SKILLZ, YOU H0! BAD ORGO! BAD! ;) <333

And WHY did it take FOUR TRIES before someone FINALLY gave GilMod b00bs of his own?! hahahahha :D

Granted. You pay for your college after your drug smuggling boyfriend Bob, gives you 150K cause he cant get it up anymore -_-

I wish someone would have given Gilmod MY b00bs being as i hate them :x

Wish granted. You got the money when you shaved your head bald and sold your hair in the black market of hairs.. if so :p


I wish I would read people's minds
Granted mah dear, but your head proceeds to explode when you realize what people really think about.

I wish I could fart skittles.

Wish granted. You got the money when you shaved your head bald and sold your hair in the black market of hairs.. if so :p


I wish I would read people's minds
Granted, but now you know how much I hate you. ;)


I wish someone would have given Gilmod MY b00bs being as i hate them :x
Granted, but you got bigger ones to replace them.

I wish I could make a career out of singing.

I wish I could fart skittles.
Granted, now every time you have gas you end up with a load of skittles in your pants that makes them droop. And the skittles smell like they came out your ass making them inedible.

I wish I could make a career out of singing.
Granted, but you're singing in a strip club as part of your "performance"

I wish it was Saturday.

Granted, now every time you have gas you end up with a load of skittles in your pants that makes them droop. And the skittles smell like they came out your ass making them inedible.


Granted, but you're singing in a strip club as part of your "performance"

I wish it was Saturday.

Granted, but your forced to watch me in my drag show.

I wish I could sleep.

Granted. But you just skipped Friday, the day you won the lottery. :p

Edit: Granted. But you never wake up.

I wish I could be sombody else for a day.

I wish it was Saturday.
Granted, but you can eat nothing but my fart flavored skittles for the entire day.

I wish I was in Vegas.

Granted, but you can eat nothing but my fart flavored skittles for the entire day.

I wish I was in Vegas.

Granted, But while there you got trashed and marryed a back street boy.


I wish boys would not be stupid. =)

Granted, but you can eat nothing but my fart flavored skittles for the entire day.

I wish I was in Vegas.

Granted, but your money is stolen by corrupt casino workers. And then ToB finds you and revokes your Subscription because you're broke. ;)

I wish I had 20/20 vision.

I wish I had 20/20 vision.

Wish granted but you are stuck with Barbara Walters for life! (sorry I know that was bad!)

I wish I was still in Little Rock!

Granted, but no one else is there and you're not allowed to leave.

I wish I could teleport.

wish granted, but damn scotty forgot to charge his battery

i wish i could stay with my whorephans, like forever...

wish granted, but damn scotty forgot to charge his battery

i wish i could stay with my whorephans, like forever...

granted, but you're stuck in your town, where there are no coronas or pornsticks...

I wish my house was clean.

deb

granted, but you're stuck in your town, where there are no coronas or pornsticks...

I wish my house was clean.

deb

Granted, but Joejoe just tore it up again during a tantrum. ;)

I wish I had (real) money.

Granted, but Joejoe just tore it up again during a tantrum. ;)

I wish I had (real) money.


Granted,but when you return to your house after lunch time,you will not find it.

********

"I wish to pass my maths exam on monday"

Granted,but when you return to your house after lunch time,you will not find it.

********

"I wish to pass my maths exam on monday"

granted, but they find out you cheated, and you get expelled.


I wish I could fly, but my wings aren't wax.

deb

granted, but they find out you cheated, and you get expelled.


I wish I could fly, but my wings aren't wax.

deb

Granted. They're cotton instead...and they burn up when you fly too high. Happy landings!

I wish I would stop getting sick! Especially in summer!

Granted. They're cotton instead...and they burn up when you fly too high. Happy landings!

I wish I would stop getting sick! Especially in summer!


Granted,but instead of getting sick you will fall down and break your leg.




(sorry for that....:rolleyes: )

***********
I wishto have a new pair of shoes.

I wish I would stop getting sick! Especially in summer! Granted, but that means you can't get high off cough meds anymore.

I wishto have a new pair of shoes.
Granted, but they have gum on the bottom already.

I wish for a million wishes. ;)

Granted, but every wish you make is instead granted to someone you dislike (if it's good) or someone you like (if it's bad).

I wish I could own a spaceship

Granted, but every wish you make is instead granted to someone you dislike (if it's good) or someone you like (if it's bad).

I wish I could own a spaceship

granted, but the year is 1905, and they all think you're crazy so you end up in the looney bin. And this is before there were meds, only shock treatment.


I wish people would listen to me when I talk.

deb

I wish I could own a spaceship


Granted, but it will be a toy spaceship.


*I wish to be 17 years old duh!*

*I wish to be 17 years old duh!*
Granted, but you will age twice as fast.


I wish everyone at my school would stop stepping on my self esteem

I wish people would listen to me when I talk.


Granted, but it's only because you are in a mental ward and undergoing psychotherapy (sorry, it was bad, but I could not think of anything)


I wish everyone at my school would stop stepping on my self esteem

granted, but only because you are a plastic Britney Spears bimbo-type that steps on everyone else

I wish for a day off

I wish for a day off
Wish Granted. But on your day off you decided to have some fun on the N.Y. Underground like a bag lady. :-x

I wish I was immersed in b00bage.

I wish I was immersed in b00bage.
Your wish I shall grant. The b00bage has major wartage and hairage on them though. ew.


I wish for unlimited pez.

Your wish I shall grant. The b00bage has major wartage and hairage on them though. ew.


I wish for unlimited pez.

wish granted, but they come out of your ass with the skittles

I wish for world peace

I wish for world peace
Granted, everyone's dead.

I wish I had a new computer.

Granted, everyone's dead.

I wish I had a new computer.

granted, but you live in a barn and have no electricity.

I wish there were no idiots.

deb

I wish there were no idiots.
Fine, you no longer exist.

I wish I had a wish to put here, but that one was just too good to pass up.

Fine, you no longer exist.

I wish I had a wish to put here, but that one was just too good to pass up.
Wish granted. Your penis is now half an inch long.

I wish I had all the Yuengling in the world.

Wish granted. Your penis is now half an inch long.

I wish I had all the Yuengling in the world.
Fine, the brewery shut down and you've got the last of it.

Edit: Since *someone* didn't understand, you don't get anymore, just any other than what you already have doesn't exist (and never will) anymore.

I wish my penis was back to its normal size instead of just being twice the size of ToB's.

Wish granted, you now a foot long penis, however, you share it with Tob, as that is where you are now conjoined to him.

I wish it was legal to run over all the bicyclists!

Christie :-)

Wish granted, you now a foot long penis, however, you share it with Tob, as that is where you are now conjoined to him.]

HA HA GREAT ONE!!!!



I wish it was legal to run over all the bicyclists!


wish granted. except now YOU are the bicyclist who must spend the rest of your life dodging cars that want to run you over

I wish healthy food was no so expensive

Wish granted, it still tastes like crap though. :p


I wish to have wild sex with Kelly Clarkson all night along.

Wish granted, it still tastes like crap though. :p


I wish to have wild sex with Kelly Clarkson all night along.

Granted, but she only agreed to it if Ruben could join in.

I wish I had a drummer for my band.

I wish I had a drummer for my band.
Wish granted but he demands a disproportionate amount of royalties from your upcoming album & tour, as well as requiring a rim job... every friggin day.

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

Wish granted, because your ass is so poor they have nothing to tax.

I wish I could come up with more clever corruptions.

I wish I could come up with more clever corruptions.
Wish granted. But then this thread gets locked and you can't use them anyplace but to corrupt wishes that aren't on a game.

I wish I would speak perfect English.

I wish I would speak perfect English.

Granted, but now the whole world speaks Icelandic.

I wish I had a record deal.

I wish I had a record deal.

(don't want to jinx it b/c it will most likely happen anyway)

Granted, but only because you're Britney Spears

I wish I could leave work now

I wish I could leave work now

Granted, but now you have to sit in traffic for 4 hours because a donkey escaped the zoo and is sitting in the middle of the freeway.

I wish I was in Arkansas.

Wish granted.

Except you have landed in Hooker, Arkansas with no way out.

I wish I had a new car.

Granted, but it's the Mystery Machine and scooby doo and shaggy are lightin up a fat one in the back.



I wish...that Marines would stop being so dumb and absent minded.

Granted, but it's the Mystery Machine and scooby doo and shaggy are lightin up a fat one in the back.



I wish...that Marines would stop being so dumb and absent minded.

Granted. But they trick you into joining them and station you in Greenland.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted. But they trick you into joining them and station you in Greenland.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted. Only the first wish you decide you want a new car. You get a pinto.
Second wish you wish for a million dollars. You get it, in pesos.
Third wish, you wish to end world hunger, only you made everyone obese and there is no more food to feed anyone, so we all die.

I wish my mother in law would buy something that will run more than 15 mins and never needs to be towed. (I have had a bad day)


deb

Wish granted, but it only goes in Reverse.

I wish I never needed to work again.

Granted, but you end up with no money and nothing to do. You lose your house and end up in a cardboard box.

I wish people weren't so dumb.

I wish people weren't so dumb.
Wish granted...but now they are all smarter than you! ;)

I wish I could go to sleep!

Wish granted...but now they are all smarter than you! ;)

I wish I could go to sleep! Wish granted, but now you're the sleeping beauty and your true love can't break the spell... because he's out riding the Gsxr600red-mobile.

I wish I could fly a kite tomorrow.

I wish I could fly a kite tomorrow.
Wish granted...but the whole time Mary Poppins is following you singing the song "Let's Go Fly A Kite"

I wish my manager would find another job.

Granted, but now your insurance and social security are out the window because they're so expensive.

I wish ToB would fall in love with Seether.

...

*runs and hides*

Granted, but now your insurance and social security are out the window because they're so expensive.

I wish ToB would fall in love with Seether.

...

*runs and hides*
Wish grraraa....Wish grrraa.... wish grrraaan... Ahh fuck... Guess some wishes werent meant to come true. :confused:


I wish for a skateboard.

Awwwwwww no fair! You have to grant it but corrupt it! :mad: Spoil my fun, why don't'cha, ya big cheater. :p

Granted, but it sticks to your feet so you're doomed to travel on wheels everywhere.

I wish ShapeShifter didn't cheat in this thread. ;) <33 you anyway lol

I wish ShapeShifter didn't cheat in this thread. ;) <33 you anyway lol
Wish granted...but now all the other members get bored and decide not to play anymore and now it's no fun because it's just the two of you!

I wish I could get a tan

Wish granted...but now all the other members get bored and decide not to play anymore and now it's no fun because it's just the two of you!

I wish I could get a tan
lmfao. :D

Granted, but it's fake so it's bright orange. Now you get to walk around looking like a human carrot. (But I'd like a tan, myself :X)

I wish that people wouldn't bitch so much. In general.

lmfao. :D

Granted, but it's fake so it's bright orange. Now you get to walk around looking like a human carrot. (But I'd like a tan, myself :X)

I wish that people wouldn't bitch so much. In general.

Granted. But now people having nothing to bitch about run around naked in gorilla suits....*cough Band members in ABH*

I wish i didnt have to work in a few hours.

Muhahahaha. Two corruptions for the price of one.

I wish ToB would fall in love with Seether.

Wish granted. However, ToB's love for Seether grows so big that Evboard collapses, causes a riot in many parts of the world and everyone dies in a fire.

I wish that people wouldn't bitch so much. In general.


Wish granted. However, the line of piss whiny kids who listen to Simple Plan and Good Charlotte will complain that the bitchiness in the lyrics have gone and they have nothing to listen to, causing a massive amount of kids to rebel and kill off any good music there is.Omg Katya you've made the world go nuts.

I wish I had a time machine.

Wish granted.

Except it's so far ahead of it's time.. you can't use it.


I wish I had a puppy.

granted but it will eat you


i wish i didnt had school until september

Wish granted.

Except now school runs twice as long for you.

I wish I lived in a different state.

I wish I lived in a different state.
Wish granted...but now you live in Alabama and your cousins think you're HOTTTTT!

I wish someone would make me breakfast....hint...hint.

Wish granted...but now you live in Alabama and your cousins think you're HOTTTTT!
You suck! Alabama rocks!!!

Yours Truly,

Lynyrd Skynyrd Whore
\m/:) \m/

I wish someone would make me breakfast....hint...hint.
Wish granted and there's fat people in Tampa that were once thin but became uber fat. ...hint...hint.

I wish I was a rock star. ;)

Wish granted, you're the newest drummer for Spinal Tap.

I wish I had a good night sleep

Wish granted... but you never wake up ;)

I wish Dale Jr would ask me to run away with him!!!!!

I wish Dale Jr would ask me to run away with him!!!!!
Wish granted. You both run away but you got into a serious car accident and he dies :cool:

I wish it was summer season

I wish it was summer season

well, it is in the northern hemisphere

So, wish granted, you are now in Florida, except you get blown away in a hurricane.

I wish for calm waters on my fishing trip tomorrow

I wish for calm waters on my fishing trip tomorrow

Wish granted, except you will not catch a single fish and you will lose all your bait. :)

I wish I got paid more at work.

wish granted, but you earn the extra money cleaning the toilets and end up smelling like toilet water all day.

i wish for more wishes!:p

Wish granted, except you will not catch a single fish and you will lose all your bait. :)

yeah, that will happen anyways. i go for the beer!

i wish for more wishes!

OK, but for every wish you make, you will gain 10 lbs (and wishing against it is null and void)

I wish the rasberry i got sliding into second would heal so I can be comfortable in a skirt again.

ah noooo!

wish granted but everytime you wear a skirt you get a midget on a skateboard roll betweenyour legs to cop a look at your panties.

i wish for fat reducing pils!

ah noooo!

wish granted but everytime you wear a skirt you get a midget on a skateboard roll betweenyour legs to cop a look at your panties.

i wish for fat reducing pils!
granted, but they take brain cells, too, so not only are you skinny, you're also very ignorant.


I wish I would not break a toe every other week.

deb

I wish I would not break a toe every other week.

deb
Granted, but now you break a toe every other day until the point where your toes are crumbled to pieces and then you break other people's toes every other day.

I wish I didn't have to go to court today.

Granted, but while swearing out a bench summons for you the court finds a same name wanted for murder and they arrest you for that and toss you in jail.

I wish the Chinese food acting up in my stomach would settle

I wish the Chinese food acting up in my stomach would settle


Wish granted, but everytime you order Chinese food for the rest of your life, any dish you order with meat will be cat meat.

I wish I had a heaping slice of red velvet cake right now.

Wish granted, but everytime you order Chinese food for the rest of your life, any dish you order with meat will be cat meat.

I wish I had a heaping slice of red velvet cake right now.

Granted, but it's made out of real velvet.

I wish I had some new tunes to throw onto my album.

Granted, but it's made out of real velvet.

I wish I had some new tunes to throw onto my album.

granted, but they are songs your agent said were new, but in fact they were rip offs (ala brenda) and even though your album does well (the songs are familiar in some way) you get a lawsuit smacked on you for the sum of your life savings and every penny you make from any future albums. You had to sell all your equipment to put food in your tummy, and you only got $3 so you had to eat at McDonalds. (wow, that was harsh. I apologize, my creative side took over)

I wish I didn't have to go to the bank on a friday.

deb

Granted but you now have to go to the bank on a Monday. Which is worse.

I wish I wasn't socially stupid. ;)

Granted. But it only lasts a month and then you turn socially stupid again. :p Argh that was so stupid.

I wish I was rick and never had to work again.

Granted. But it only lasts a month and then you turn socially stupid again. :p Argh that was so stupid.

I wish I was rick and never had to work again.


granted. You're now Rick Dees... and you've gotta pump rap and top 40s to the masses for the rest of your life (hey, it's your typo :D )

I wish men wouldn't be such babies. It's just a bee, seriously.


deb

Granted, but he will turn into an old man, not a baby.

I wish my honda would turn into rolls royce phantom. mmm... suicide doors...

Granted
http://www.southtexasdiecast.com/images/1984/1984_3290.jpg

I wish, I wish I was a fish

Granted, but your glasses never seem to stay on and the Germans become obsessed with hunting you.

I wish I had an extra 3 hours this evening instead of having to go out now.

Granted.

Except now you have to stay out 10x as long.


I wish I had some new clothes.

Granted.

Except now you have to stay out 10x as long.


I wish I had some new clothes.


granted, but they are 7347387 times too big, and you don't know a seamstress.

I wish I had one of those martini things from tgi fridays..

deb

I wish I had some new clothes.

Granted, except when you get them and wear them out in public, they will automatically turn into birthday suits.

I wish my boyfriend lived closer to me.

I wish my boyfriend lived closer to me.
Wish granted...but now he lives next door and he's no longer your boyfriend.

I wish there were no such thing as "Cliques".

I wish there were no such thing as "Cliques".
Granted. Now everybody you know gives undivided attention to you and you alone... forever. Even if they get annoying.

I wish I didn't have these weird circle images in my mind... :( Somebody, help!!

Granted. Now everybody you know gives undivided attention to you and you alone.

I wish I didn't have these weird circle images in my mind... :( Somebody, help!!

Wish granted my friend. Only now you have a thousand Richard Simmons dancing in your head.


I wish for a jager bomb.

I wish for a jager bomb.

Granted, but once you get it, it will actually explode like a mini bomb.

I wish I could ride a roller coaster right now.

wish granted, but it happened to be a rollercoster my x husband worked on. and well now you're hanging from one of the supports wondering how you are going to get down.
I wish I had a decent man.....

;) I wish for cheaper Gas

and a new car

Granted.

Except the car you got doesn't take the newly cheap gas.. it doesn't run!


I wish I hadn't stayed up so late.

Granted, but your sleep runs over through tomorrow into Sunday.

I wish the cute gal at my friends' gig tonight had come home with me instead of going home with her friends. :P

Granted, but your sleep runs over through tomorrow into Sunday.

I wish the cute gal at my friends' gig tonight had come home with me instead of going home with her friends. :P


Wish granted... only you find the the cute girl is infact a cute guy :p

I wish life would stop being a bitch :mad:

Granted. Your life is now full of good things but your the only person normal in the world and everyone else are clowns who are annoying and scary. :p

I wish I could live in a country with sunshine all the time. :mad:

I wish I could live in a country with sunshine all the time. :mad:
Wish granted...Welcome to America...in the sunshine state of Florida where you get a wicked sunburn that leads to skin cancer.

I wish I had a maid.

Wish granted. Except your maid is no ordinary maid shes the foulest creature ever to walk this planet and she smells really bad.

I wish I had a tiger as a pet. :p

I wish I had a tiger as a pet. :p Wish Granted. You got the a very cosy atmosphere and an exciting band performing every night: Tigers of Pang Tang. *burp*

I wish I had a Life.

I wish I had a Life.
Granted but now there's no death. You'll live forever, even after the sun burns off the planet's atmosphere and the black hole swallows you up.

I wish the Great Green Spider god would answer my prayers for once. :(

Granted but now there's no death. You'll live forever, even after the sun burns off the planet's atmosphere and the black hole swallows you up.

I wish the Great Green Spider god would answer my prayers for once. :(

Granted, but it can't bring you all those nude women with cookie jars to you.

I wish I had cash, instead of being broke :(

I wish I had cash, instead of being broke :(
Granted, but it's counterfeit and you get busted by the Secret Service. :p

I wish Ice Cream didn't melt while eating it on a hot day.

I wish people would understand me.

Granted, but now you're invisible and no one can see you.


I wish brittany wasnt a technicalitie whore.

Granted, but now she's just a whore and contracts all kinds of STDs and gives them to you.


I wish I didn't have to wait so long to get my {new} tattoo completely finished.

I wish I didn't have to wait so long to get my {new} tattoo completely finished.

Granted, but once it's finished, it will grow legs (if it doesn't already have a pair), get up, and walk off of your skin and dissapear like in Mortal Kombat.

I wish my roommates weren't such slobs.

Granted.

Except now they are such neat freaks it makes you sick.


I wish I wasn't feeling so sore.

Granted.

Except now they are such neat freaks it makes you sick.


I wish I wasn't feeling so sore.
Granted, but now all the parts that were sore have vanished with no chance of recovery.

I wish I didn't have so many insect bites.

amy

I wish I didn't have so many insect bites.
Wish granted. The ones you got heal, and you expel some odor from your skin that works as a natural repelent for insects (and people)

I wish I can make it to Las Vegas party next year :D xDD

Wish granted. The ones you got heal, and you expel some odor from your skin that works as a natural repelent for insects (and people)

I wish I can make it to Las Vegas party next year :D xDD
:p

Granted. You get to go to the party, but as soon as it's over, your passport gets stolen and you spend 2 years looking for it before you realise it was in your back pocket all along, which you donated to a charity shop which moved its premesis to Venezuela.

::edit:: I wish that I was in Italy right now.

amy

:p

Granted. You get to go to the party, but as soon as it's over, your passport gets stolen and you spend 2 years looking for it before you realise it was in your back pocket all along, which you donated to a charity shop which moved its premesis to Venezuela.

::edit:: I wish that I was in Italy right now.

amy

Granted but this will be one of it's worst seasons starting the day you get there, it will pour the whole time you are there and you will have no fun.

I wish I wasn't Lactose Intolerant.

Granted but this will be one of it's worst seasons starting the day you get there, it will pour the whole time you are there and you will have no fun.

I wish I wasn't Lactose Intolerant.
Granted. You are now lactose tolerant but allergic to everything else.

I wish my discman hadn't broken!!!!!!!

amy

Wish granted! You now have a 200GB mp3 player and there's nothing wrong with it. =)

Where's your wish, Wonder..?

Edit: Wait...that reply doesn't sound very corrupted either...
I'll fix that.

Wish granted, but it was such a good discman, you went deaf from listening to it.

I wish ShapeShifter was in my bed...

I didn't want to corrupt it... :( I'm feeling nice today. =)

Okay... I wish for April in my bed, dying to make love with me and that nothing on the universe can stop it from happening and beeing by far the best experience of our lifes!!!! :D

I didn't want to corrupt it... :( I'm feeling nice today. =)

Okay... I wish for April in my bed, dying to make love with me and that nothing on the universe can stop it from happening and beeing by far the best experience of our lifes!!!! :D


Wish granted, but (combined with my wish) Shapeshifter is there too and you have to make sure he's equally included!!!

;)

*laughs* good one April. a 3some.
Wish granted, but (combined with my wish) Shapeshifter is there too and you have to make sure he's equally included!!!

wish granted.....but in turn you find that you are left all alone as wonder focuses all his attention on shapeshifter.

I wish i could meet some cute, rich guy and get out of this hillbilly town.

I wish i could meet some cute, rich guy and get out of this hillbilly town.
Wish granted. You meet this cute rich guy that takes you out of your town, only to take you to a even worse one, where he spents all his money on cheap prostitutes and gets desfigured by their pimp as a payback. Of course you have to leave him then, and go back to your hillbilly ?? town.
(Woah that seems like a good movie plot)


I wish I would own an airplane

I wish I would own an airplane

Wish Granted. Unfortunetly your airplane will crash into the Trump Tower on it's first flight. (wtf? first thing that came to mind)

I wish I was the world's most famous oboe player. (more like world's most famous person who just so happens to play oboe)

Granted.

Except for being so famous and well known you are killed by other jealous oboe players.

edit: I wish I had plenty of energy.

*laughs* good one April. a 3some.

wish granted.....but in turn you find that you are left all alone as wonder focuses all his attention on shapeshifter.

I wish i could meet some cute, rich guy and get out of this hillbilly town.

Wish granted. I win the lottery, you meet me and join our threesome.
A foursome!! :rolleyes:

Granted.

Except for being so famous and well known you are killed by other jealous oboe players.

edit: I wish I had plenty of energy.

Wish granted. You have plenty of energy and you join our foursome.
An orgy!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Wish granted. I win the lottery, you meet me and join our threesome.
A foursome!! :rolleyes:



Wish granted. You have plenty of energy and you join our foursome.
An orgy!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Wait... is your wish an orgy? Ok, well.. if it is.. then
Wish granted! Only you'll have a heart attack from too much excitement. Sorry!

Ok, I wish that when I'm older I get married, we become rich together, and buy a HUGE house....

Ok, I wish that when I'm older I get married, we become rich together, and buy a HUGE house.... [/B]


Granted, but on your wedding day, someone spills red fruit punch on your beautiful dress, when you become rich, someone hacks into your account and steals all your money, and when you buy your new house, the foundation sinks and it is deemed unsafe to live in.

I wish that I didn't have to work with so many idiots.

I wish that I didn't have to work with so many idiots.
Granted: you now work with geniuses. They all wish they didn't have to work with you because you are now the idiot. *just kidding bout the idiot part*

I wish I had a Chevy Avalanche.

Granted: you now work with geniuses. They all wish they didn't have to work with you because you are now the idiot. *just kidding bout the idiot part*

I wish I had a Chevy Avalanche.

Granted but you lost all your money in last night's bet so now you can't buy the gas to run it.

I wish I had a turtle (seriously... and this game is fun!)

I wish I had a turtle (seriously... and this game is fun!)[/B][/COLOR]
Granted, but the turtle is a snapping turtle. So besides the saminela poisening it gives you, it also chose to bite your big toe and won't let go.


I wish i would have caught the orgy on tape

Granted. But the it's a teenage mutant ninja turtle who wants to rip you into pieces because you ate his pizza!!!

EDIT:
Granted, but the turtle is a snapping turtle. So besides the saminela poisening it gives you, it also chose to bite your big toe and won't let go.

I wish i would have caught the orgy on tape
Granted! But you're sad because you didn't join in!

I wish Claudia married me and we'd be happy ever after and the end no corruption on this wish. Corrupt my wish for having a nice lasagna right now...

I wish Claudia married me and we'd be happy ever after and the end no corruption on this wish. Corrupt my wish for having a nice lasagna right now...
Granted. You and CLaudia get married and live happily ever after. But it's your kids....You gotta do something bout those kids...

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted... You wished for a T-Rex in your backyard and he's hungry.

I wish for teh lasagna!!!!!

Granted, but once you get lasagna, the noodles come alive and start squirming all around your plate and swim in the tomato sauce.

I wish I had some california rolls.

I wish I had some california rolls.

Wish granted. But the rolls are really fattening and when you eat one you put on a lot of pounds. :p

I wish it was Friday.

Wish granted, but it's a Friday when you were two years old, and now you have to live your entire life over again with that knowledge.

Come to think of it...I wish it was Friday too.

Granted.

Except now it's Friday and the day sucked so bad you wished it was Monday again. (don'tcha love it?!)

I wish school didn't start this Friday.

Granted.

Except now it's Friday and the day sucked so bad you wished it was Monday again. (don'tcha love it?!)

I wish school didn't start this Friday.
Wish granted, now it starts tomorrow. Hurry up! :D

I wish I wasn't so lazy.. :p

I wish I wasn't so lazy.. :p

Granted. But now you're so hyper and bouncy that you get jailed for freeing all the monkeys in the local zoo.

I wish..... umm.. I wish... ooh.. I wish I could go shopping for clothes...

I wish..... umm.. I wish... ooh.. I wish I could go shopping for clothes...
Wish Granted..So you go shopping for clothes and don't pay any attention the the amount of money you are spending. Hey it's a credit card, you'll pay for the stuff later.....you end up filing bankrupcy because of your shopping spree.



I wish I could go to the next evboard party in vegas.

I wish I could go to the next evboard party in vegas.

Wish granted... BUT!!! While you are there you get so drunk that you accidently end up getting married to an Elvis impersonator... oops...

I wish I could graduate already...

I wish I could graduate already...
Wish granted, you're graduated now from the "american school of britney spears impersonators"

<- I wish I'd find a cool pic for my avatar

Wish granted, you're graduated now from the "american school of britney spears impersonators"

<- I wish I'd find a cool pic for my avatar

Wish Granted. MMMMMM THE CLICK FIVE *MELTS*

I wish i was gayer than I already am. (dont even try to ask)

I wish i was gayer than I already am. (dont even try to ask)
Wish granted. You're gayer than what you already say you are, even more gayer than the gayer person that ever existed in the world, but so much gayism makes you explode in a million parts and die.

:D

I wish for Evanescence making a private live show only for me :D

I wish for Evanescence making a private live show only for me :D

Wish granted. Except the band members have mysteriously turned into oompa loompas for the show and there is no way of turning them back to human beings. :p

I wish I had a good career instead of being in a dead end job. :p

Granted!!! You now own the McDonald's Corporation and also Coca-Cola. However you die from a terrorist anti-capitalist taliban attack.

I wish I was happy.

I wish I was happy.

Wish granted but now you're so happy that you gave all your money away to charities.

I wish I didn't have to go to marching band in 20 minutes...

Wish granted but now you're so happy that you gave all your money away to charities.
How's that corrupt? lol

I wish I didn't have to go to marching band in 20 minutes...
Wish granted. You don't have to go to marching band in 20 mins because all the people there is dead. Now you have to go to a funeral in 15 minutes!

I wish I would find my perfect utopic place.

I wish I would find my perfect utopic place.


Granted, but when you find it, you'll lose it and never find it again.

I wish I had a slice of cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory.

Granted, but when you find it, you'll lose it and never find it again.

I wish I had a slice of cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory.
Granted, but you die from a tiny bit of glass that the cooking staff *accidentally* dropped in it.


I wish I had another black shirt.

I wish I had another black shirt.
Wish Granted, but printed on that black shirt is a picture and text stating "i love new kids on the block"

I wish we had a mall to shop at.

Wish Granted, but printed on that black shirt is a picture and text stating "i love new kids on the block"

I wish we had a mall to shop at.

Granted. But you can't go anywhere in it without running into one of those survey people. And there's nothing good in the food court. No mercy.

I wish I lived closer to a beach...

[QUOTE=Euge]How's that corrupt? lol
QUOTE]

Sorry!! That didn't come out right, lol... I meant, like, you're broke... completely! ALL of EVERYTHING you EVER had is GONE!! Ok!! Haha..
Now, for cruithne's wish... your wish is granted but not at a good time.. looks like there's a category 5 hurricane coming your way. Better start boarding up now!

I wish I didn't smell right now, lol (hey now, I just got back from marching band) oh and I also wish school didn't start freakin the day after tomorrow!!!

I wish I didn't smell right now, lol (hey now, I just got back from marching band) oh and I also wish school didn't start freakin the day after tomorrow!!!
Wish granted, you dont smell right *now* but the smell comes back tomorrow when you start school(not the day after tomorrow) and the stench stays with you all year.

I wish to go around the world 80 days.

Granted, except it's actually 80 1/2, so you feel like a failure for the rest of your life.

I wish my computer wasn't royally screwed up right now.

Granted, but as soon as your computer goes back to normal, you get a virus that causes a monkey to do backflips across your screen and you can't get rid of it.


I wish I had a box of steaming hot chinese roast pork buns right now.

I wish I had a box of steaming hot chinese roast pork buns right now.
Granted but it's too bad that they secretly put MSG in it and you ended up being allergic to it and it caused three of your toes to swell to enormous proportions.

I wish I hadn't spilled chocolate on my white shirt. (is there like, a number of wishes you can make? because i keep making them, lol)

I wish I hadn't spilled chocolate on my white shirt. (is there like, a number of wishes you can make? because i keep making them, lol)[/B]


Granted, but instead you split hydrochloric acid on it and you have 3rd degree chemical burns on your b00bs.

I wish rent wasn't so expensive.

I wish rent wasn't so expensive.
Granted, but you inadvertently start a nationwide revolution against the rental real estate machine and force the United States into a 200 year period of Communal living without deodorant or indoor plumbing.


I wish I could sleep!

Wish granted. You can sleep but you get these awful scary nightmares

I wish for a cool Megadeth t-shirt to wear on their upcoming show

I wish for a cool Megadeth t-shirt to wear on their upcoming show
Wish granted. You have the t-shirt now but they cancel the show. (wow, that was evil!)

I wish I hadn't to work today.

Wish granted, but you don't have to work because they fire you for cost reduction, and now you have no money.

I wish I could be in multiple places at the same time.

I wish I could be in multiple places at the same time.

Wish granted, but only because a secret cult has dismembered you and taken your body parts to different places around the world as part of a ritual sacrifice.

I wish my annoying coworker could vanish completely from this earth.

I wish my annoying coworker could vanish completely from this earth.
Wish granted. He/She has vanished into a spirit, and he won't leave you alone
[all reference to My Immortal is purely coincidential] :cool:

I wish I would know what the word "whatsoever" means without having to look it up.

I wish I would know what the word "whatsoever" means without having to look it up.

Wish granted
"what so ever" means without exception. Like "I want ice cream with no fat whatsoever", as it it must be fat free. or "i want no talking whatsoever", which means shut the hell up and not a peep from you.
But the rest of the English language will still confuse the hell out of you and haunt you at night.

I wish I could buy some new shoes....

I wish I could buy some new shoes....
Wish granted

but the shoes you buy have several holes in them

i wish i was anywhere but here

i wish i was anywhere but here

Granted but now you're anywhere but home... ha.......ha...... heh.... wait.. you're probably at home aren't you... :rolleyes:

I wish I could hit that high E in phantom of the opera. I don't even sing.. so maybe that's why, lol.

I wish I could hit that high E in phantom of the opera. I don't even sing.. so maybe that's why, lol.
wish granted but you break some windows

i wish i had more cider :p

Wish Granted. But once you get to the 5th can you will have no recollection of what you have ever done in your life and you will lose your memory completely.

I wish it was this time next week. :p

I wish it was this time next week. :p

Wish Granted. But because you skipped over this week you missed your mother's birthday and now she won't speak to you.

I wish my parents would just let me have a damn turtle already!!!

I wish my parents would just let me have a damn turtle already!!!

Wish granted. They bought you a turtle for you but it mysteriously grows really big that it can no longer live anywhere in your house and it has a bad attitude and wants to kill you. :p

I wish food was fat free.

I wish food was fat free.

some of it is.... but I'll take it to mean "i wish good-tasting food was fat free"

Wish granted....but eating it makes you lose IQ points

I wish everyone was efficient

I wish everyone was efficient

Wish granted, Midgets are. See how they take your / a 16 D cell vibrator and use it to pole vault into bed. Now make yourself efficient by pleasing your true desires with that same vibrator.


I wish that God would give us all a modern day sign.

I wish that God would give us all a modern day sign.
Granted. Have you seen the movie 'Monster In Law'? That's it.



I wish paint fumes didn't make me sick.

Granted. Have you seen the movie 'Monster In Law'? That's it.



I wish paint fumes didn't make me sick.

Granted, but they still kill your brain cells until you speak in obscure languages with weird symbols. Oh, wait, that's already happened. ;)

I wish I had better eyesight.

Wish granted, Midgets are. See how they take your / a 16 D cell vibrator and use it to pole vault into bed. Now make yourself efficient by pleasing your true desires with that same vibrator.


Umm, WTF?????(I'll be thinking of you the entire time, Mark) ;)


I wish I had better eyesight.

Granted, but your perfect eyesight is a trade off for hearing. You are now deaf.

I wish I wasn't allergic to my office. Seriously, WTF are the cleaning this carpet with???

I wish I wasn't allergic to my office. Seriously, WTF are the cleaning this carpet with???

Granted, but then you find you are allergic to water :p


I wish I knew how I feel and what I want :rolleyes:

I wish I knew how I feel and what I want :rolleyes:
Wish granted. Now you know exactly how you feel and what you want... but you become the only one of the human beings that knows that... you're so unique you start to feel lonely, and you cry all the time; which doesn't let you do what you wanted in first place.

I wish I wouldn't have to make lunch now

I wish I wouldn't have to make lunch now

Wish granted, OMG when will this end, here is your lunch...A ter-ter-terd sandwich

I wish Mark would make a wish... :[

I wish Mark would make a wish... :[
wish granted...Mark wished for you*shapeshifter* to end up with a really hot girl in bed....you ended up with me ;).
just kidding.

I wish I could find some goth clothing for my 3 year old daughter.

I wish I could find some goth clothing for my 3 year old daughter.
Wish granted...http://www.luckylildevil.com/...now Katie can look like A mini Elvira.

I wish that site had clothes in my size.

Granted.

But then images of you in tight, cool t-shirts circulate over the internet, you become famous overnight and forget about us :(

;)

Yesterday at the gas station, I went up to the cash register to pay for my damn coffee. This woman in front of me is at the counter. She turns to me, looks me dead in the eye and says "$70.53"! I said "Excuse me?". She repeated "$70.53! I've never paid that much for gas at one time!". I said" Which vehicle is yours out there?" She points to the 2004 GMC Denali.

I wish there was a pill to treat someone for being a JACKASS.

Yesterday at the gas station, I went up to the cash register to pay for my damn coffee. This woman in front of me is at the counter. She turns to me, looks me dead in the eye and says "$70.53"! I said "Excuse me?". She repeated "$70.53! I've never paid that much for gas at one time!". I said" Which vehicle is yours out there?" She points to the 2004 GMC Denali.

I wish there was a pill to treat someone for being a JACKASS.

Granted. But now all my customers who come to my gas station take the pills and now i have nobody to make fun of for being stupid.

I wish I had a better life....(this should be interesting)

I wish I had a better life....(this should be interesting)

Granted. You are now a guitarist with Evanescence. people spend the rest of their lives talking about YOU, what you wear, what you say, who you date, what color your hair is, was, will be, your skills.....etc. then one day, you dive off stage, no one catches you, and you break your neck.

i wish I could take a happy pill *grrrr*

i wish I could take a happy pill *grrrr*

Granted. You are now very happy, as happy as can be and now you can't stop laughing at everything you will now never have any other emotions only being happy.

I wish it was Tuesday at exactly 21:35.

wish granted but you're soaked by the rain cause you were outside :P

I wish I had a gum

Wish granted. You got gum but it's one of those really disgusting spicy flavoured gum and it makes you throw up in your own mouth :p

I wish that tomorrow I will find a job :)

I wish that tomorrow I will find a job :)

Granted, except you are now working in the "sanitary waste" department at the town dump.

I wish more people would participate in this thread so it doesn't die

*loves the comic relief from this thread*

I wish more people would participate in this thread so it doesn't die

Wish granted. The board stays alive but only idiots post with stupid unmeaningful things such as "OMFG, lyke Doez Amey leIgH reLlY postz hur!!!!!111!!!1"

I wish I could visit England.

I wish I could visit England.

Wish granted,but you'll not find the way back home.

"I wish to have vacations again."

Granted but everything goes wrong during them, so wrong that you can't wait to go back to work again.

I wish that my tickets for Rob Thomas weren't balcony, Row T :( I wish they were closer.

I wish that my tickets for Rob Thomas weren't balcony, Row T :( I wish they were closer.


Wish granted except you get a closer seat right next to the speaker. Therefore, you lose your hearing and become deaf and are never able to even hear another Rob Thomas song again.

That sucks that your tickets are so far away!

I wish it would rain.

I wish it would rain. Wish Granted. Gold Rain... you can realize your pissing fantasy here! :D

I wish I was Robocop!

Wish Granted. Gold Rain... you can realize your pissing fantasy here! :D

I wish I was Robocop!

Ummm, eewweee.

Wish granted. unfortunately a giant EMP goes off, leaving your circuits fried and rendering you powerless.

I wish I had gotten more sleep last night.

I wish I had gotten more sleep last night.

Granted,but you slept so well last night that you wont be able to close your eyes in 2 days.

I wish i could be a great dancer.

I wish i could be a great dancer.Granted, but you are forced to do the can-can, and only the can-can, for the rest of your life.

I wish people would stop registering usernames with "goth" in them.

I wish people would stop registering usernames with "goth" in them.

LOL

granted, instead they all use "emo"..and "haunted", "broken", "faery", and "Ev":o

I wish I could stay awake at my desk.

I wish I could stay awake at my desk.
Wish granted. You can stay awake at your desk, but you can't when you're on the toilette, which brings lots of shame to your life :p

I wish I'd have a new bicycle

I wish I could go back in time, knowing what I know now.
Wish granted, now you're in the Mesozoic Era.

I wish the house was clean.

I wish the house was clean.

Wish Granted,but sooner it is going to be dirty again because you will have a big party.

I wish i could jump from one building to another like spiderman.

Wish granted, but you underestimate the distance between two buildings and when you go to jump, you land on the paved sidewalk and die. Bystanders hear a "splat" as you become one with the cement.


I wish that the new girl I trained at work today would stop being such a cocky bitch.