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Haha...mine came out pretty funny... :D

Once upon a time there was a young DOCTOR named SHAUN. He was QUICKLY NOTHING in the LARGE forest when he met DORKY BEN, a run-away LAWYER from the OLD Queen AMY.

SHAUN could see that DORKY BEN was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his AWESOME CHOCOLATE. DORKY BEN was thankful for SHAUN's CHOCOLATE, so he told SHAUN a very SMELLY story about Queen AMY's daughter BETH. How her mother, the OLD Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a CONDO protected by a gigantic WARTHOG, because BETH was so DIRTY.

SHAUN RAN. He vowed to DORKY BEN the LAWYER that he would save the DIRTY BETH. He would EAT the WARTHOG, and take BETH far away from her evil mother, the OLD Queen AMY, and BURP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BAD HURRICANE and DORKY BEN the LAWYER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WARTHOG from his story. OLD Queen AMY SANG out from behind a BALL and struck SHAUN dead. In the far off CONDO you could hear a BAM.

THE END.

Your Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there has a young LAWYER named JOE. He was HAPPILY NOTHING in the GOOD forest when he met SAD LARRY, a run-away DOCTOR from the MAD Queen HOLLY.
JOE could see that SAD LARRY was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his BORING BANANA. SAD LARRY was thankful for JOE's BANANA, so he told JOE a very HOT story about Queen HOLLY's daughter DANIELLE. How her mother, the MAD Queen HOLLY, kept her locked away in a HOUSE protected by a gigantic WOLF, because DANIELLE was so KIND.
JOE RAN. He vowed to SAD LARRY the DOCTOR that he would save the KIND DANIELLE. He would SIT the WOLF, and take DANIELLE far away from her eveil mother, the MAD Queen HOLLY, and SMILE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a WEIRD HURRICANE and SAD LARRY the DOCTOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WOLF from his story. MAD Queen HOLLY BEGGED out from behind a PAPER and struck JOE dead. In the far off HOUSE you could hear a CLANG.

Your Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there has a young BUTCHER named WRINKLES MCHIGHLIGHTS. He was VERY NOTHING in the SEXY forest when he met SMART JOHN, a run-away BEGGAR from the DISGUSTING Queen BUSTY ST. CLAIRE.

WRINKLES MCHIGHLIGHTS could see that SMART JOHN was hungry so he reached into his COCA COLA CAN and give him his SMELLY PIZZA. SMART JOHN was thankful for WRINKLES MCHIGHLIGHTS's PIZZA, so he told WRINKLES MCHIGHLIGHTS a very IRRITATING story about Queen BUSTY ST. CLAIRE's daughter BARBIE. How her mother, the DISGUSTING Queen BUSTY ST. CLAIRE, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic GOOSE, because BARBIE was so HOT.

WRINKLES MCHIGHLIGHTS SAT. He vowed to SMART JOHN the BEGGAR that he would save the HOT BARBIE. He would RUN the GOOSE, and take BARBIE far away from her eveil mother, the DISGUSTING Queen BUSTY ST. CLAIRE, and HIDE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a WEIRD HAILSTORM and SMART JOHN the BEGGAR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GOOSE from his story. DISGUSTING Queen BUSTY ST. CLAIRE FARTED out from behind a UFO and struck WRINKLES MCHIGHLIGHTS dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a EEEEEEEEEE.

...Wow. :rolleyes:

Your Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there has a young LECTURER named GEORGE. He was OVER NOTHING in the LARGE forest when he met SMELLY BAZZA, a run-away BLUGGER from the LOVELY Queen CAMILLA.

GEORGE could see that SMELLY BAZZA was hungry so he reached into his CHINESSE FOOD CONTAINER and give him his PATHETIC SAUSAGE. SMELLY BAZZA was thankful for GEORGE's SAUSAGE, so he told GEORGE a very CHARMING story about Queen CAMILLA's daughter NADINE. How her mother, the LOVELY Queen CAMILLA, kept her locked away in a OUTHOUSE protected by a gigantic HIPPO, because NADINE was so PRETTY.

GEORGE RAN. He vowed to SMELLY BAZZA the BLUGGER that he would save the PRETTY NADINE. He would JUMP the HIPPO, and take NADINE far away from her eveil mother, the LOVELY Queen CAMILLA, and STOLE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SPARKLY OH SPARKLY FIRE and SMELLY BAZZA the BLUGGER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HIPPO from his story. LOVELY Queen CAMILLA SCREAMED out from behind a BRICK and struck GEORGE dead. In the far off OUTHOUSE you could hear a SQUISH.

THE END.


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I think I stuffed my first one up. But it did contain the lines TRENT WEPT. He vowed to JUMP TONY the SINGER. lmao, that sounds kinda dirty. ::imagines Trent jumping Tony::

Anyways, here's mine -

Once upon a time there was a young TOPLESS MODEL named TRENT. He was INSANELY NOTHING in the UGLIEST forest when he met DEADLIER TONY, a run-away DRESS MAKER from the SHARPEST Queen AMY.
TRENT could see that DEADLIER TONY was hungry so he reached into his MULLET and give him his AMUSING TEENSY OWL BURGERS. DEADLIER TONY was thankful for TRENT's TEENSY OWL BURGERS, so he told TRENT a very TOUCHABLE story about Queen AMY's daughter SAMANTHA. How her mother, the SHARPEST Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a STRIP CLUB protected by a gigantic ROOSTER, because SAMANTHA was so LICKABLE.
TRENT SLEPT. He vowed to DEADLIER TONY the DRESS MAKER that he would save the LICKABLE SAMANTHA. He would ASLEEP the ROOSTER, and take SAMANTHA far away from her evil mother, the SHARPEST Queen AMY, and DRIVE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a SHINIER LIGHTNING and DEADLIER TONY the DRESS MAKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ROOSTER from his story. SHARPEST Queen AMY MOANED out from behind a HAIRCLIPPER and struck TRENT dead. In the far off STRIP CLUB you could hear a GROAN.
THE END.

Yeah, good one Queen Amy, you're daughters lickable, so you put her in a strip club. Like that's what you're gonna do.

BTW river, my first thought was to put Outhouse. But strip club seemed so much better, lol. Especially when you can hear a groan from it.

LOL! Rat Licker your was very funny! I did one but it didn't make sense! i'll have another try though! hehe...his mullet?!!!!!!

HAHA! I liked this! But here's mine.

Your Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there has a young HOUSEWIFE named JOSEPH. He was NOW NOTHING in the PRETTY forest when he met TIRED BILLY, a run-away FARMER from the OLD Queen JESSICA.

JOSEPH could see that TIRED BILLY was hungry so he reached into his BOWL and give him his DARK APPLE. TIRED BILLY was thankful for JOSEPH's APPLE, so he told JOSEPH a very YOUNG story about Queen JESSICA's daughter AMY. How her mother, the OLD Queen JESSICA, kept her locked away in a TOWER protected by a gigantic HORSE, because AMY was so BLUE.

JOSEPH RAN. He vowed to TIRED BILLY the FARMER that he would save the BLUE AMY. He would GOING the HORSE, and take AMY far away from her eveil mother, the OLD Queen JESSICA, and UNDERSTANDING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SCARY PEEING and TIRED BILLY the FARMER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HORSE from his story. OLD Queen JESSICA SHOWED out from behind a EARPHONES and struck JOSEPH dead. In the far off TOWER you could hear a SCREAM.

THE END.

Your Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there has a young ORACLE named ROIBEN. He was TANTALIZINGLY NOTHING in the SPECTACULAR forest when he met GHASTLY CRAY, a run-away WITCH from the HORRIFYING Queen LORETTA.

ROIBEN could see that GHASTLY CRAY was hungry so he reached into his LOCKET and give him his DELAPIDATED SWEET AND SOUR PORK. GHASTLY CRAY was thankful for ROIBEN's SWEET AND SOUR PORK, so he told ROIBEN a very GRUESOME story about Queen LORETTA's daughter SERINE. How her mother, the HORRIFYING Queen LORETTA, kept her locked away in a COTTAGE protected by a gigantic PANTHER, because SERINE was so AMBIENT.

ROIBEN STOOD. He vowed to GHASTLY CRAY the WITCH that he would save the AMBIENT SERINE. He would ENSNARE the PANTHER, and take SERINE far away from her eveil mother, the HORRIFYING Queen LORETTA, and EXPAND her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a DERELICT THUNDERSTORM and GHASTLY CRAY the WITCH began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PANTHER from his story. HORRIFYING Queen LORETTA GLARED out from behind a REDWOOD TREE and struck ROIBEN dead. In the far off COTTAGE you could hear a TINKLE.

THE END.

Omg.. Lol


Once upon a time there has a young SINGER named TERRY. He was MAYBE NOTHING in the HOT forest when he met COLD SHAUN, a run-away PUPIL from the GREAT Queen AMY.

TERRY could see that COLD SHAUN was hungry so he reached into his BLABLA and give him his CRAP STRAWBERRYS. COLD SHAUN was thankful for TERRY's STRAWBERRYS, so he told TERRY a very DUMB story about Queen AMY's daughter BRODY. How her mother, the GREAT Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a SCHOOL protected by a gigantic BEAR, because BRODY was so BEAUTIFUL.

TERRY WENT. He vowed to COLD SHAUN the PUPIL that he would save the BEAUTIFUL BRODY. He would DRIVE the BEAR, and take BRODY far away from her eveil mother, the GREAT Queen AMY, and DRINK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a STRANGE TSUNAMI and COLD SHAUN the PUPIL began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BEAR from his story. GREAT Queen AMY SCREAMED out from behind a CAT and struck TERRY dead. In the far off SCHOOL you could hear a EVANESCENCE SONG.

Your Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there has a young SKATERBOARDER named LAURI. He was IS NOTHING in the WALK forest when he met RUN JEFF, a run-away ASSHOLE from the PLAY Queen TIFFANY.

LAURI could see that RUN JEFF was hungry so he reached into his BOWL and give him his SING SPICY. RUN JEFF was thankful for LAURI's SPICY, so he told LAURI a very TALK story about Queen TIFFANY's daughter AMY. How her mother, the PLAY Queen TIFFANY, kept her locked away in a CASTLE protected by a gigantic RABBIT, because AMY was so WRITE.

LAURI ATE. He vowed to RUN JEFF the ASSHOLE that he would save the WRITE AMY. He would CRY the RABBIT, and take AMY far away from her eveil mother, the PLAY Queen TIFFANY, and SAD her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a CRASH RAIN and RUN JEFF the ASSHOLE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic RABBIT from his story. PLAY Queen TIFFANY WATCHED out from behind a SUN and struck LAURI dead. In the far off CASTLE you could hear a NOISY.

THE END.

Once upon a time there has a young MARINE named JONATHAN. He was LATELY NOTHING in the WHITE forest when he met OBVIOUS JAMES, a run-away PRIEST from the STUPID Queen AMY.

JONATHAN could see that OBVIOUS JAMES was hungry so he reached into his GLASS and give him his FREAKY MEAT. OBVIOUS JAMES was thankful for JONATHAN's MEAT, so he told JONATHAN a very SHORT story about Queen AMY's daughter KENDRA. How her mother, the STUPID Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic HORSE, because KENDRA was so MORBID.

JONATHAN NOTICED. He vowed to OBVIOUS JAMES the PRIEST that he would save the MORBID KENDRA. He would GRAB the HORSE, and take KENDRA far away from her eveil mother, the STUPID Queen AMY, and KNOW her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BLACK RAIN and OBVIOUS JAMES the PRIEST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HORSE from his story. STUPID Queen AMY ATE out from behind a CAR and struck JONATHAN dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a RING.

THE END.

Please notice the white forest. I'm a genius.

Once upon a time there has a young STRIPPER named JACQUES STRAPPE. He was HASTILY NOTHING in the SEXY forest when he met SMELLY JONATHAN BACKBITE, a run-away ACTOR from the SMART Queen KATHLEEN.

JACQUES STRAPPE could see that SMELLY JONATHAN BACKBITE was hungry so he reached into his STYROFOAM BOX and give him his UGLY PIZZA. SMELLY JONOTHAN BACKBITE was thankful for JACQUES STRAPPE's PIZZA, so he told JACQUES STRAPPE a very BLUE story about Queen KATHLEEN's daughter MATISE. How her mother, the SMART Queen KATHLEEN, kept her locked away in a STRAW HUT protected by a gigantic CHIHUAHUA, because MATISE was so HOT.

JACQUES STRAPPE CAME. He vowed to SMELLY JONOTHAN BACKBITE the ACTOR that he would save the HOT MATISE. He would DOING the CHIHUAHUA, and take MATISE far away from her eveil mother, the SMART Queen KATHLEEN, and COMING INSIDE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a PINK STRIKE OF LIGHTNING and SMELLY JONATHAN BACKBITE the ACTOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CHIHUAHUA from his story. SMART Queen KATHLEEN MADE out from behind a WOOD and struck JACQUES STRAPPE dead. In the far off STRAW HUT you could hear a MOANING SOUND.

THE END.

[edit]OMFG my last sentence "Far off, in a straw hut, you could hear a moaning sound. NAS-TYYY

Once upon a time there has a young FARMER named WILL. He was GHASTLY NOTHING in the WHITE forest when he met DRUNK ROCKY, a run-away MAGICIAN from the MARVELOUS Queen AMY.

WILL could see that DRUNK ROCKY was hungry so he reached into his PAPER BAG and give him his DELICIOUS BANANAS AND PEANUT BUTTER. DRUNK ROCKY was thankful for WILL's BANANAS AND PEANUT BUTTER, so he told WILL a very WICKED story about Queen AMY's daughter NATASHA. How her mother, the MARVELOUS Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a SHACK protected by a gigantic VENOMOUS COBRA, because NATASHA was so SHARP.

WILL SCAMPERED. He vowed to DRUNK ROCKY the MAGICIAN that he would save the SHARP NATASHA. He would HOP the VENOMOUS COBRA, and take NATASHA far away from her eveil mother, the MARVELOUS Queen AMY, and SAVE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BLACK TORNADO and DRUNK ROCKY the MAGICIAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic VENOMOUS COBRA from his story. MARVELOUS Queen AMY FELL out from behind a RADIO and struck WILL dead. In the far off SHACK you could hear a YEE-HAW!.

THE END.

Your Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there has a young GARBAGE TRUCK DRIVER named TODD. He was HURRIDLY NOTHING in the PRETTY forest when he met SEXY JIMMY, a run-away SEXY POOL MAN from the ORAGNY Queen AMY.

TODD could see that SEXY JIMMY was hungry so he reached into his PICKLE JAR and give him his FORIEGN MASHED POTATOES. SEXY JIMMY was thankful for TODD's MASHED POTATOES, so he told TODD a very OBVIOUS story about Queen AMY's daughter GWEN. How her mother, the ORAGNY Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a MOSQUE protected by a gigantic JAGUAR, because GWEN was so INFERIOR.

TODD SANG. He vowed to SEXY JIMMY the SEXY POOL MAN that he would save the INFERIOR GWEN. He would POOP the JAGUAR, and take GWEN far away from her eveil mother, the ORAGNY Queen AMY, and SWIM her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SHOWY HURRICANE and SEXY JIMMY the SEXY POOL MAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic JAGUAR from his story. ORAGNY Queen AMY PUKED out from behind a HEADPHONES and struck TODD dead. In the far off MOSQUE you could hear a BONG!!!.


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amazing

mine is really odd. i was goona make it relly dirty but nahh..

<p>Once upon a time there has a young <b>ROCKSTAR</b> named <b>ANDY</b>. He was <b>RAPIDLY</b> <b>NOTHING</b> in the <b>LONG</b> forest when he met <b>RETARDED</b> <b>PARKER</b>, a run-away <b>FAG</b> from the <b>WHITE</b> Queen <b>DAVEY</b>.</p>
<p><b>ANDY</b> could see that <b>RETARDED</b> <b>PARKER</b> was hungry so he reached into his <b>BOTTLE</b> and give him his <b>SHORT</b> <b>CARROTS</b>. <b>RETARDED</b> <b>PARKER</b> was thankful for <b>ANDY</b>'s <b>CARROTS</b>, so he told <b>ANDY</b> a very <b>GAY</b> story about Queen <b>DAVEY</b>'s daughter <b>HAVOK</b>. How her mother, the <b>WHITE</b> Queen <b>DAVEY</b>, kept her locked away in a <b>MANTION</b> protected by a gigantic <b>WOLF</b>, because <b>HAVOK</b> was so <b>HOMAPHRODITE</b>.</p>
<p><b>ANDY</b> <b>RECIETED</b>. He vowed to <b>RETARDED</b> <b>PARKER</b> the <b>FAG</b> that he would save the <b>HOMAPHRODITE</b> <b>HAVOK</b>. He would <b>RAPE</b> the <b>WOLF</b>, and take <b>HAVOK</b> far away from her eveil mother, the <b>WHITE</b> Queen <b>DAVEY</b>, and <b>GAYISH</b> her.</p>
<p>Then, all of the sudden, there was a <b>HOUSE</b> <b>THUNDERSTORM</b> and <b>RETARDED</b> <b>PARKER</b> the <b>FAG</b> began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic <b>WOLF</b> from his story. <b>WHITE</b> Queen <b>DAVEY</b> <b>JUMPED</b> out from behind a <b>DILDO</b> and struck <b>ANDY</b> dead. In the far off <b>MANTION</b> you could hear a <b>SCREAM</b>.</p>
<p align="center">THE END.</p>

Your Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there has a young STUDENT named GANNO. He was FILMING NOTHING in the EERIE forest when he met MYSTERIOUS ROSS, a run-away HYPNOTIST from the SEXY Queen SKYE.

GANNO could see that MYSTERIOUS ROSS was hungry so he reached into his BACKPACK and give him his GORGEOUS PIZZA. MYSTERIOUS ROSS was thankful for GANNO's PIZZA, so he told GANNO a very GREEN story about Queen SKYE's daughter CORRIE. How her mother, the SEXY Queen SKYE, kept her locked away in a HUT protected by a gigantic OWL, because CORRIE was so MEAN.

GANNO SANG. He vowed to MYSTERIOUS ROSS the HYPNOTIST that he would save the MEAN CORRIE. He would RUN the OWL, and take CORRIE far away from her eveil mother, the SEXY Queen SKYE, and SAVE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a LAME FLOOD and MYSTERIOUS ROSS the HYPNOTIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic OWL from his story. SEXY Queen SKYE WATCHED out from behind a PENCIL and struck GANNO dead. In the far off HUT you could hear a MOO.

bahaha

Once upon a time there was a young REGISTERED NURSE named RIVER. He was GROTESQUELY NOTHING in the CRYPTIC forest when he met ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT, a run-away POP STAR from the INCREDIBLE Queen AMY.

RIVER could see that ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT was hungry so he reached into his GLAD and give him his RAVE-WORTHY TACOES. ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT was thankful for RIVER's TACOES, so he told RIVER a very CINEMATIC story about Queen AMY's daughter MANDING. How her mother, the INCREDIBLE Queen AMY, kept her locked away in a GREAT WALL OF CHINA protected by a gigantic KANGAROO, because MANDING was so CAFFEINATED.

RIVER WROTE. He vowed to ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT the POP STAR that he would save the CAFFEINATED MANDING. He would LEAP the KANGAROO, and take MANDING far away from her eveil mother, the INCREDIBLE Queen AMY, and FROLLICK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was an ADORABLE LIGHTNING and ENCHANTING LAUNCELOT the POP STAR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic KANGAROO from his story. INCREDIBLE Queen AMY ADAPTED out from behind a CUPCAKE and struck RIVER dead. In the far off GREAT WALL OF CHINA you could hear a BRAPBONG.

THE END.

Once upon a time there has a young TRAMP named JACK. He was MADLY NOTHING in the PRETTY forest when he met BELOVED BILL, a run-away EXORCIST from the EVIL Queen LILY.

JACK could see that BELOVED BILL was hungry so he reached into his PURSE and give him his SOUR PIE. BELOVED BILL was thankful for JACK's PIE, so he told JACK a very HAPPY story about Queen LILY's daughter MARY. How her mother, the EVIL Queen LILY, kept her locked away in a CHURCH protected by a gigantic SQUIRREL, because MARY was so GOOD.

JACK LIED. He vowed to BELOVED BILL the EXORCIST that he would save the GOOD MARY. He would SEE the SQUIRREL, and take MARY far away from her eveil mother, the EVIL Queen LILY, and CLEAN her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a GREEN TSUNAMI and BELOVED BILL the EXORCIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SQUIRREL from his story. EVIL Queen LILY DID out from behind a PILLOW and struck JACK dead. In the far off CHURCH you could hear a WEEEEE.

Interesting...where would the -ing verb go?

Once there was a young Mesopotamian named Smethels. One night, Smethels got drunk on Cheesits and apple sauce. This created a dramatic conflict in the plot of his life. But he thought, "It's okay. I can ask the Goddess of Eggmercop, Amy, to use her magic powers to help me not throw cabbages in my drunken stupor!" But unfortuately, Amy was out buying buttercream cupcakes with horrible gothic spiders on them, and was unable to help Smethels resolve this distressing situation. So instead, Smethels got eaten by a large pile of Welch's Grape Jelly. The End.

Moral: Never accept shrimp cocktails from gohpers. They will make you giddy.

*adapted to fit Evboard from a story i wrote on my cousin's myspace a while ago. Quite the randomness.

OMG! Guys!!! I unkowingly wrote the GAYEST FAIRY STORY evah. I almost spit when I got to the end. LMAO.

MY Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there has a young SWINEHERDER named CHRISITAN. He was REALLY NOTHING in the QUIET forest when he met LOVELY JAMES, a run-away HOOKER from the DEADLY Queen KAELI.

CHRISITAN could see that LOVELY JAMES was hungry so he reached into his BOTTLE and give him his SNEAKY CELERY. LOVELY JAMES was thankful for CHRISITAN's CELERY, so he told CHRISITAN a very CURIOUS story about Queen KAELI's daughter MICHELLE. How her mother, the DEADLY Queen KAELI, kept her locked away in a WAREHOUSE protected by a gigantic SNAKE, because MICHELLE was so BITCHY.

CHRISITAN SLEPT. He vowed to LOVELY JAMES the HOOKER that he would save the BITCHY MICHELLE. He would FEEL the SNAKE, and take MICHELLE far away from her eveil mother, the DEADLY Queen KAELI, and FUCK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a COMICAL STORM and LOVELY JAMES the HOOKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SNAKE from his story. DEADLY Queen KAELI CRIED out from behind a FORK and struck CHRISITAN dead. In the far off WAREHOUSE you could hear a SLURP.
THE END.

Hehehe. ^_______^ I couldn't have PLANNED that one any better.

End.

Once upon a time there has a young VOCALIST IN A BAND named DREW. He was RATHER NOTHING in the CUTE forest when he met HILARIOUS AIDEN, a run-away LIBRARIAN from the BUBBLY Queen MADELYN.

DREW could see that HILARIOUS AIDEN was hungry so he reached into his HUH? and give him his FURIOUS TACOS. HILARIOUS AIDEN was thankful for DREW's TACOS, so he told DREW a very SLUTTY story about Queen MADELYN's daughter CELESTE. How her mother, the BUBBLY Queen MADELYN, kept her locked away in a HOCKEY RINK protected by a gigantic LION, because CELESTE was so DEPRESSED.

DREW SANG. He vowed to HILARIOUS AIDEN the LIBRARIAN that he would save the DEPRESSED CELESTE. He would DANCE the LION, and take CELESTE far away from her eveil mother, the BUBBLY Queen MADELYN, and PUSH her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a PEACHY HURRICANE and HILARIOUS AIDEN the LIBRARIAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic LION from his story. BUBBLY Queen MADELYN SLAPPED out from behind a PEN and struck DREW dead. In the far off HOCKEY RINK you could hear a MUSIC.

(That one part says "Huh?" because at first I thought "container" was some fancy grammatical term. I didn't realize they actually meant for me to put a kind of container. lol)