how many of you are gonna come over to my side b/c god is a dork and just goes around smiting everyone?
mbmanus
11-04-2003, 10:53 PM
Oh oh sorry Sheep but being evil is so much fun :twisted:
buffyfan
11-04-2003, 10:53 PM
Sorry i dont like Satan Bwhahahaha so you can *smite me all you want*
but I like you as teh devplease dont smite me
MutantQuasar
11-04-2003, 10:56 PM
Doesnt God merey allow Satan to do the things he does, or are we talking a different religion here... ;)
wolfblade
11-04-2003, 10:58 PM
dunno, let's ask Sheep since he's God now. :)
B. Ghost
11-04-2003, 11:07 PM
I choose not to align myself with either side, but rather I exist within a state of neutrality, choosing neither good nor evil nor any semblance of feeling, much like the Buddha or people who live in Ohio.
seiyoun
11-04-2003, 11:08 PM
Sheep is god now? How come I'm always the last one to know ;) :)
Lauren
11-04-2003, 11:21 PM
I am confused :?
*smites dev*
chrissyism
11-04-2003, 11:25 PM
I'm with SheepyGod.
:D
ZER0
11-05-2003, 12:19 AM
I am confused :?
*smites dev*
be nice. replace that with another verb.
and just to clear the air, god doesn't "allow" me to do the things i do. my power is innate and completely separate. he likes to make you guys believe that he created me, but that's not exactly true. see, he was my friend back in the day. we usta hang out with nikki six all day at his mansion in LA and snort coke off the succulent, flat stomachs of 15 year old aisian schoolgirls. it was all about the party for me and god and nikki. and then god had to get all high and mighty and self-righteous. and me and nikki we like, "wtf??" so now god goes around sayin that he never could have possibly been involved with all the terrible things i do b/c he all "created me and then i revolted against him" and shit. fuck you, god. we usta be tight. there was a time when i woulda totally taken a bullet for you, but now you're just a chump who's in it for the money. you'll get your's, bitch.
mbmanus
11-05-2003, 12:28 AM
I am confused :?
*smites dev*
be nice. replace that with another verb.
and just to clear the air, god doesn't "allow" me to do the things i do. my power is innate and completely separate. he likes to make you guys believe that he created me, but that's not exactly true. see, he was my friend back in the day. we usta hang out with nikki six all day at his mansion in LA and snort coke off the succulent, flat stomachs of 15 year old aisian schoolgirls. it was all about the party for me and god and nikki. and then god had to get all high and mighty and self-righteous. and me and nikki we like, "wtf??" so now god goes around sayin that he never could have possibly been involved with all the terrible things i do b/c he all "created me and then i revolted against him" and shit. fuck you, god. we usta be tight. there was a time when i woulda totally taken a bullet for you, but now you're just a chump who's in it for the money. you'll get your's, bitch.
See he may be evil, but Satan is just much more poetic than god.
Evil shall prevail.
Lauren
11-05-2003, 12:29 AM
*licks Dev*
Sheep
11-05-2003, 12:45 AM
I choose not to align myself with either side, but rather I exist within a state of neutrality, choosing neither good nor evil nor any semblance of feeling, much like the Buddha or people who live in Ohio.
That's nice.
*SMITE*
See he may be evil, but Satan is just much more poetic than god.
Evil shall prevail.
What the hell man?
This is gonna hurt Me a lot more than it will hurt you. *SMITE*
Oh, guess I was wrong.
Wait, doesn't that like, unmake the Universe or something? Hm.
As for Satan's allegations... um... I never... EVER... snorted coke off the belly of an Asian schoolgirl. Don't listen to him! I mean, he's Satan, right? He lies! That's his whole job.
ZER0
11-05-2003, 12:47 AM
As for Satan's allegations... um... I never... EVER... snorted coke off the belly of an Asian schoolgirl. Don't listen to him! I mean, he's Satan, right? He lies! That's his whole job.
oh, sorry. "asian-american" schoolgirls...
mbmanus
11-05-2003, 12:51 AM
You cant smite me, im already in Hell.
So if you smite me, where exactly do I go?
Back to Hell?
Sheep
11-05-2003, 01:02 AM
oh, sorry. "asian-american" schoolgirls...
*shifty eyes*
Nelson...
11-05-2003, 08:10 AM
*Tired of being smoten*
Cyra
11-05-2003, 10:17 AM
Devil's better
cause i was smitten...whatever...god is a bastadr and i guess he CAN read tiny font.
ZER0
11-05-2003, 10:26 AM
Devil's better
cause i was smitten...whatever...god is a bastadr and i guess he CAN read tiny font.
it's alright. come on over to the dark side. we'll feed you, get you cleaned up, show you a good time. we're not all that bad.
FunkyChicken
11-05-2003, 11:20 AM
I choose not to align myself with either side, but rather I exist within a state of neutrality, choosing neither good nor evil nor any semblance of feeling, much like the Buddha or people who live in Ohio.
I resent that comment about Ohio people! We are proactive! Look how many coaches we have fired for the Bengals! See we take action! :evil:
Michelle
11-05-2003, 03:08 PM
Does satan have to wear clothing?
ZER0
11-05-2003, 03:33 PM
Does satan have to wear clothing?
most clothing is acceptable in hell. just not shirts.
enthashyt
11-05-2003, 05:02 PM
Does satan have to wear clothing?
most clothing is acceptable in hell. just not shirts.
what about bras. No, not for me, for the ladies. Or by no shirt do you mean topless?
MutantQuasar
11-05-2003, 05:11 PM
Does satan have to wear clothing?
most clothing is acceptable in hell. just not shirts.
what about bras. No, not for me, for the ladies. Or by no shirt do you mean topless?
:rolleyes: Yes, let us protect our social stigmas. It's hell, their arent any.
ZER0
11-05-2003, 07:08 PM
ok, so just to secure hell's placement as the most awesome thing evar, i say we try and see if we can get angelique down here, too. we've got lauren already, and that puts us way ahead, but i think another ninja girl would definitely put us over the top. there's no way old god could recover from that one.
my minions, get to work on this. i want her here by the end of the night! and remember, we don't do things by force; use your awesome powers of persuasion and cunning with which i have bestowed all of you. i don't want her being drug in here all tied up. that's not how we do things. we tie them up after they get here. :twisted:
Fairy.org
11-05-2003, 07:11 PM
um.. *dev is my sin.
I KNEW IT :P
Feyith
11-05-2003, 07:48 PM
oh, well...when you put it that way...
cuff meh, baybeh...
do i get to be in the "fun" circle of hell? ;)
ZER0
11-05-2003, 07:54 PM
oh, well...when you put it that way...
cuff meh, baybeh...
do i get to be in the "fun" circle of hell? ;)
YES! score!
babe, all the circles of hell are the fun circles.
enthashyt
11-05-2003, 08:04 PM
don't you also want jasmine? Once she is of age that is?(although that would mean there might be a fight between Satan and The Priest) What about Sarah?
ZER0
11-05-2003, 08:11 PM
don't you also want jasmine? Once she is of age that is?(although that would mean there might be a fight between Satan and The Priest) What about Sarah?
jas and the female moody clone would just be icing on the cake. i'll let them wander in here in their own time. and believe me, they will.
and there will be no satan/priest war. we're allies. why do you think he'd oppose me? i stand for the same thing he stands for. sex, drugs, sex, rock and roll, and more sex. and some more drugs.
sariala
11-05-2003, 08:12 PM
Ooh, when you put it like that... I wanna play, too.
ZER0
11-05-2003, 08:24 PM
i think katiemod would be a nice addition, too. she's a total dream slut. rowr.
Katie
11-05-2003, 08:38 PM
i think katiemod would be a nice addition, too. she's a total dream slut. rowr.
::takes off clothes and sits next to Dev::
::flutters eyelashes:: what?
<3/Katie
enthashyt
11-05-2003, 08:41 PM
dude, she went the extra mile. Not only did she take the shirt off she took everything off. Way to show the girls how it is done katie.
katie is awesome
Michelle
11-05-2003, 08:47 PM
Ok, so I'm Mary Magdalene. HOW BOUT THEM APPLES.
...but I wanna hang out with dev!!#
ZER0
11-05-2003, 08:55 PM
dude, she went the extra mile. Not only did she take the shirt off she took everything off. Way to show the girls how it is done katie.
katie is awesome
damn right
Katie
11-05-2003, 08:58 PM
dude, she went the extra mile. Not only did she take the shirt off she took everything off. Way to show the girls how it is done katie.
katie is awesome
fuck yaw :) you have all been owned.
and dev was totally gonna do me last night. beat that.
<3/Katie
FunkyChicken
11-05-2003, 09:03 PM
Oops, I meant to put the "God smiting us makes us come to Satan quicker" over here. Eh I'm here anyway.
ZER0
11-05-2003, 09:30 PM
Oops, I meant to put the "God smiting us makes us come to Satan quicker" over here. Eh I'm here anyway.
the more the merrier
Sheep
11-06-2003, 02:06 AM
*SMITE* this thread
ZER0
11-06-2003, 10:54 AM
*SMITE* this thread
you can't smite this thread, bucko. you have no power anymore. i'm suprised you even still think of yourself as a god. i can't think of anyone around here who does...
no one bothers 2 look
11-06-2003, 12:32 PM
*coughs* idiots*coughs*
MutantQuasar
11-06-2003, 12:38 PM
Do you want to handle him dev or should I?
ZER0
11-06-2003, 03:10 PM
*coughs* idiots*coughs*
omg, what a fine example of a post that was.
you got somethin to say to me? step on up to uncle satan and soeak your mind, little one.
Sheep
11-06-2003, 03:19 PM
*coughs* idiots*coughs*
omg, what a fine example of a post that was.
you got somethin to say to me? step on up to uncle satan and soeak your mind, little one.
*warms up smiting finger*
ImaginaryDemise
11-06-2003, 03:22 PM
*coughs* idiots*coughs*
omg... Sheep is sooo going to smite you.
FunkyChicken
11-06-2003, 05:58 PM
Eh, smiting is nothing. It's just a pattern of letters written over and over with capital or lower case letters. :D
Wicked Pixxie
11-06-2003, 07:29 PM
how many of you are gonna come over to my side b/c god is a dork and just goes around smiting everyone?
sorry, you hafta like audioslave to come hang out in hell...
What if we kinda like em? Does that count?
i suppose. you just can't have ever said that they suck. them's just fightin' words.
Ooo I like Audioslave. Good music in Hell...
and my Pumpkins, too. BWBW is hell's national anthem.[/quote]
ahh...... I thought you were implying that they suck, hey I like Soundgarden which is now no longer....... but I love the cochise song.... Can I please be in Hell now? :evil:
enthashyt
11-06-2003, 10:37 PM
so I guess there is no listening to Evanescence in hell since they are christian music? :D
wolfblade
11-06-2003, 10:41 PM
that's not even funny... ;)
MutantQuasar
11-06-2003, 10:43 PM
Yes it is.
Beside, we all already know where Ben will go.
ZER0
11-06-2003, 10:45 PM
so I guess there is no listening to Evanescence in hell since they are christian music? :D
omg, ev makes me teh sick when i listen to them b/c thwy are a christean badn!!1
FunkyChicken
11-06-2003, 11:16 PM
How about Temple of the Dog? Is that at least acceptable??!
Wicked Pixxie
11-06-2003, 11:32 PM
How about Temple of the Dog? Is that at least acceptable??!
Oh yeah I remember them... I used to have an old cassete of them .. the one with all night thing on it...
FunkyChicken
11-06-2003, 11:50 PM
Pearl Jam and Soundgarden combo. What more could you ask for?
Lauren
11-08-2003, 12:17 AM
*dances*
*shakes booty*
MutantQuasar
11-08-2003, 12:28 AM
*likes what he sees*
Nelson...
11-08-2003, 12:33 AM
*likes what he sees*
Um..your job isn't to watch booty...it's mine.
So where are my boob reports?
Michelle
11-08-2003, 02:17 PM
if i'm burnin, you're burnin w/ me.
That has to be the nicest thing anyone has said to me :heart:
plus, we're icon/sig buddies
Does that mean I'm your twin? :twisted:
enthashyt
11-08-2003, 04:00 PM
if your twins then you can never sleep together. Well, you could, but that would just be wrong.
Michelle
11-08-2003, 06:41 PM
if your twins then you can never sleep together. Well, you could, but that would just be wrong.
Good point. I couldn't even tell him "Dev, you're hot."
I think I'd die if I couldn't say that.
However, everytime I think of Dev as Satan and Sheep as God, I think of Maynard James Keenan's hysterical portrayal of Satan and Dee Dee Ramone as a priest/God in The Bikini Bandits and the Golden Rod.
For the trailer to the The Bikini Bandits and the Golden Rod, click here (http://www.gyromart.com/trailers.php), choose your settings to watch the trailer in, and then on the left hand menu click on "Bikini Bandits: The Movie."
About halfway through the trailer, they show the stars in their roles. Out of the stars they show in the movie, Maynard is introduced second, and Dee Dee is third.
I swear you're all gonna go buy that movie after you see this trailer. I haven't actually gotten to see the whole movie yet, but just from watching the trailer, I'm sure you'll all see what I mean when I compare Dev/Satan to Maynard's role and Sheep/God as Dee Dee's role. ;)
tarbendar
11-08-2003, 06:53 PM
Where do I sign up for the tummy snorting booze laden loud ass rock music level of hell?
Sides that god dude has a joe boxer/topless (http://www.crunchy-in-milk.com/sara/pics/trup/strip%20sheep.jpg) fetish...
Michelle
11-08-2003, 07:23 PM
Where do I sign up for the tummy snorting booze laden loud ass rock music level of hell?
Sides that god dude has a joe boxer/topless (http://www.crunchy-in-milk.com/sara/pics/trup/strip%20sheep.jpg) fetish...
For some reason, I feel the irony of the Jackass episode where I think it was Chris Pontius that dressed up as satan and had the sign that said "KEEP GOD OUT OF CALIFORNIA"
Blue
11-08-2003, 07:27 PM
Sides that god dude has a joe boxer/topless (http://www.crunchy-in-milk.com/sara/pics/trup/strip%20sheep.jpg) fetish...
god's really white and has the waist of a 14 year old asian chick. :shock:
ImaginaryDemise
11-08-2003, 07:35 PM
Sides that god dude has a joe boxer/topless (http://www.crunchy-in-milk.com/sara/pics/trup/strip%20sheep.jpg) fetish...
Is it wrong to think God is sexy?
Invisible Shadow
11-08-2003, 07:38 PM
Sides that god dude has a joe boxer/topless (http://www.crunchy-in-milk.com/sara/pics/trup/strip%20sheep.jpg) fetish...
Is it wrong to think God is sexy?
When god looks like that, yes. It is.
Sheep
11-08-2003, 09:25 PM
Sides that god dude has a joe boxer/topless (http://www.crunchy-in-milk.com/sara/pics/trup/strip%20sheep.jpg) fetish...
Is it wrong to think God is sexy?
When god looks like that, yes. It is.
Seriously.
FunkyChicken
11-08-2003, 09:26 PM
Sides that god dude has a joe boxer/topless (http://www.crunchy-in-milk.com/sara/pics/trup/strip%20sheep.jpg) fetish...
god's really white and has the waist of a 14 year old asian chick. :shock:
Ew. I hope 14 year old asian chicks don't have hairy stomachs like that. That would scar them when they get into high school.
Cyra
11-08-2003, 09:29 PM
Sides that god dude has a joe boxer/topless (http://www.crunchy-in-milk.com/sara/pics/trup/strip%20sheep.jpg) fetish...
god's really white and has the waist of a 14 year old asian chick. :shock:
:D
Yes, and god thinks he looks absolutely MARVELOUS in that picture, with that stance.
Sheep
11-08-2003, 09:29 PM
god's really white and has the waist of a 14 year old asian chick. :shock:
I have the chest of a 14 year old Asian chick too.
*goes to hell*
Cyra
11-08-2003, 09:30 PM
god is going to hell? :shock:
FunkyChicken
11-08-2003, 09:31 PM
So who's in Heaven now?
Sheep
11-08-2003, 09:33 PM
Um. Scratch that.
Cyra
11-08-2003, 09:36 PM
I bet all the "angels" in heaven are partying right now ;)
FunkyChicken
11-08-2003, 09:37 PM
I bet all the "angels" in heaven are partying right now ;)
But then they would go to Hell as well.....
Feyith
11-08-2003, 09:38 PM
I bet all the "angels" in heaven are partying right now ;)
But then they would go to Hell as well.....
WOOHOO! PAAAAARTY IN THE FUN CIRCLE OF HELL!!!!!
FunkyChicken
11-08-2003, 09:40 PM
I bet all the "angels" in heaven are partying right now ;)
But then they would go to Hell as well.....
WOOHOO! PAAAAARTY IN THE FUN CIRCLE OF HELL!!!!!
OMG I love your avatar! Woot! Beautiful faces in Hell!
Feyith
11-08-2003, 09:42 PM
Thanks! :D
http://www.blizzard.com/war3/wallpaper/
Cyra
11-08-2003, 09:44 PM
I bet all the "angels" in heaven are partying right now ;)
But then they would go to Hell as well.....
WOOHOO! PAAAAARTY IN THE FUN CIRCLE OF HELL!!!!!
OMG I love your avatar! Woot! Beautiful faces in Hell!
:shock: is that a goatee or part of her clothing?
I hope not all females in hell have facial hair.
...kidding, don't take any offense.
ZER0
11-08-2003, 09:47 PM
god's really white and has the waist of a 14 year old asian chick. :shock:
I have the chest of a 14 year old Asian chick too.
*goes to hell*
he does. seriously. i've seen it. it's mounted on his wall. it's the only momento he has of the good ol' days when he usta snort coke off their stomachs.
Feyith
11-08-2003, 09:49 PM
:shock: is that a goatee or part of her clothing?
I hope not all females in hell have facial hair.
...kidding, don't take any offense.
ROFL! It's a necklace, you b00b! :P
god's really white and has the waist of a 14 year old asian chick. :shock:
I have the chest of a 14 year old Asian chick too.
*goes to hell*
he does. seriously. i've seen it. it's mounted on his wall. it's the only momento he has of the good ol' days when he usta snort coke off their stomachs.
so does that mean he really used to snort coke off of his own stomach, or... :shock: weird mental picture! *runs away*
Michelle
11-08-2003, 10:00 PM
However, everytime I think of Dev as Satan and Sheep as God, I think of Maynard James Keenan's hysterical portrayal of Satan and Dee Dee Ramone as a priest/God in The Bikini Bandits and the Golden Rod.
For the trailer to the The Bikini Bandits and the Golden Rod, click here (http://www.gyromart.com/trailers.php), choose your settings to watch the trailer in, and then on the left hand menu click on "Bikini Bandits: The Movie."
About halfway through the trailer, they show the stars in their roles. Out of the stars they show in the movie, Maynard is introduced second, and Dee Dee is third.
I swear you're all gonna go buy that movie after you see this trailer. I haven't actually gotten to see the whole movie yet, but just from watching the trailer, I'm sure you'll all see what I mean when I compare Dev/Satan to Maynard's role and Sheep/God as Dee Dee's role. ;)
I'm thinking no one saw this, you guys seriously have to watch that. Otherwise I wouldn't have reposted this. I lost it when I first saw it, and in comparison to dev & sheep, its perfect.
MutantQuasar
11-08-2003, 10:03 PM
you b00b!
Hmmm... *inspects*
*Does not pass*
Blue
11-08-2003, 10:04 PM
god's really white and has the waist of a 14 year old asian chick. :shock:
I have the chest of a 14 year old Asian chick too.
*goes to hell*
he does. seriously. i've seen it. it's mounted on his wall. it's the only momento he has of the good ol' days when he usta snort coke off their stomachs.
so does that mean he really used to snort coke off of his own stomach, or... :shock: weird mental picture! *runs away*
god has hanging on his wall the chest of a 14 year old asian girl for memories.
ZER0
11-08-2003, 10:42 PM
However, everytime I think of Dev as Satan and Sheep as God, I think of Maynard James Keenan's hysterical portrayal of Satan and Dee Dee Ramone as a priest/God in The Bikini Bandits and the Golden Rod.
For the trailer to the The Bikini Bandits and the Golden Rod, click here (http://www.gyromart.com/trailers.php), choose your settings to watch the trailer in, and then on the left hand menu click on "Bikini Bandits: The Movie."
About halfway through the trailer, they show the stars in their roles. Out of the stars they show in the movie, Maynard is introduced second, and Dee Dee is third.
I swear you're all gonna go buy that movie after you see this trailer. I haven't actually gotten to see the whole movie yet, but just from watching the trailer, I'm sure you'll all see what I mean when I compare Dev/Satan to Maynard's role and Sheep/God as Dee Dee's role. ;)
I'm thinking no one saw this, you guys seriously have to watch that. Otherwise I wouldn't have reposted this. I lost it when I first saw it, and in comparison to dev & sheep, its perfect.
well, ok. i'll agree, but only b/c i get to be maynard and that makes me kick infinite amounts of ass.
Michelle
11-09-2003, 12:04 PM
well, ok. i'll agree, but only b/c i get to be maynard and that makes me kick infinite amounts of ass.
I didn't think it was possible to like you anymore than I already do.
heartheartheart
enthashyt
11-10-2003, 03:42 PM
I have a humble request for satan. it has come to my attention of all the times girls say things like "I will go out with you when hell freezes over" or something to that affect. Always with hell freezing over.
so, can we have a day of winter in hell where it freezes over? Just to make all out wishes that never happened come true?
Please?
ZER0
11-10-2003, 05:26 PM
I have a humble request for satan. it has come to my attention of all the times girls say things like "I will go out with you when hell freezes over" or something to that affect. Always with hell freezing over.
so, can we have a day of winter in hell where it freezes over? Just to make all out wishes that never happened come true?
Please?
you know, i think that's quite a novel idea. i think it'd be great to have it a little cooler 'round here. and with the no-shirt rule already in effect, it'll be erect nipples everywhere.
new rule, tho: protective eyewear must be worn when standing closer than 3 feet to another person in hell.
*freezes hell*
FunkyChicken
11-10-2003, 08:44 PM
I thought from Dante's Inferno that 9th level of Hell was pretty much frozen over....
ZER0
11-10-2003, 09:13 PM
I thought from Dante's Inferno that 9th level of Hell was pretty much frozen over....
pure fiction. dante never visited hell. he just took too much nyquil one night...
FunkyChicken
11-10-2003, 11:26 PM
That could do it.
Lazarus
11-11-2003, 01:12 AM
well there is one place worse than hell...reserved for those who have been double smited...and that place is.....Ohio.
Sheep
11-11-2003, 01:15 AM
well there is one place worse than hell...reserved for those who have been double smited...and that place is.....Ohio.
*SMITE* Ohio
LuciFer
11-11-2003, 01:52 AM
hmmm, remember this quote? "it is better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven..." (roughly anyways)
I am in Dev... though we may have somewhat of a power struggle... REIGN in Hell you see... :twisted:
Sheep
11-11-2003, 03:26 AM
I am in Dev...
I dunno if I believe that... dev isn't a very big guy...
Michelle
11-11-2003, 10:42 AM
I am in Dev...
I dunno if I wanna think about that...
ZER0
11-11-2003, 11:56 AM
hmmm, remember this quote? "it is better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven..."
yeah, that'd be Paradise Lost. written by another guy who had no clue wtf happened. is there a single mention of cocaine OR aisian-american schoolgirls in Paradise Lost? NOOOOOO...
and this lucifer dork is not in me. he's canadian.
PhilNewton
11-11-2003, 12:58 PM
Oh evil one..... *Bows in worship* Can I be Satan's little helper? I'm very evil - look at my face ---- . :evil: :evil: :evil:
MutantQuasar
11-11-2003, 01:43 PM
well there is one place worse than hell...reserved for those who have been double smited...and that place is.....Ohio.
*SMITE* Ohio
Yet again cast Level 8 Cock of the Infinite. Your penis has no power here sheep. You were created in Ohio!
Dev, can you please put a Cedar Point in Hell? Please?
FunkyChicken
11-11-2003, 01:51 PM
Woot! Ohio is invincible!
tarbendar
11-11-2003, 10:03 PM
I would like to put my order in for a batch of coke and 15 asian schoolgirls with large b00bs and willing to wear that trashy schoolgirl outfit.
ZER0
11-11-2003, 10:08 PM
I would like to put my order in for a batch of coke and 15 asian schoolgirls with large b00bs and willing to wear that trashy schoolgirl outfit.
in hell, we have an endless supply of asain-american schoolgirls. the coke, we tend to run out of. but more is on the way. just hang around for a while.
tarbendar
11-11-2003, 10:15 PM
in hell, we have an endless supply of asain-american schoolgirls. the coke, we tend to run out of. but more is on the way. just hang around for a while.
beautiful...while I wait I shall partake of some of that quality acid I heard was around here.
ZER0
11-11-2003, 10:17 PM
in hell, we have an endless supply of asain-american schoolgirls. the coke, we tend to run out of. but more is on the way. just hang around for a while.
beautiful...while I wait I shall partake of some of that quality acid I heard was around here.
we serve it in old wiskey bottles.
Lauren
11-11-2003, 10:38 PM
I would like to put my order in for a batch of coke and 15 asian schoolgirls with large b00bs and willing to wear that trashy schoolgirl outfit.
in hell, we have an endless supply of asain-american schoolgirls. the coke, we tend to run out of. but more is on the way. just hang around for a while.
And only ONE Lauren ;)
ZER0
11-11-2003, 10:58 PM
I would like to put my order in for a batch of coke and 15 asian schoolgirls with large b00bs and willing to wear that trashy schoolgirl outfit.
in hell, we have an endless supply of asain-american schoolgirls. the coke, we tend to run out of. but more is on the way. just hang around for a while.
And only ONE Lauren ;)
yeah, we've only got one of those. we hafta treat her kinda gently, too. don't wanna break her b/c we can't get another one. we only bring her out for special occassions or when important company is coming over.
Lauren
11-11-2003, 11:28 PM
*sniff* I thought I was always at your side :(
I thought I was your queeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnn
ZER0
11-11-2003, 11:29 PM
*sniff* I thought I was always at your side :(
I thought I was your queeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnn
you are a queen. a queen that's in the closet.
omg, i am so witty on so many lvls!!!1
Lauren
11-11-2003, 11:35 PM
:(
ZER0
11-11-2003, 11:40 PM
:(
oh, cheer up.
have some coke.
we can't very well have you galavanting about in the middle of hell all the time when there's only one of you. the asain-american schoolgirls are expendable b/c we never run out of them, but we have to kinda preserve you, lest we run out of Lauren.
Lauren
11-12-2003, 01:18 AM
*lives in bottle....just like Jeanie*
MutantQuasar
11-12-2003, 08:02 AM
*lives in bottle....just like Jeanie*
*Hears the horrid Christina song in his head.*
*Head explodes*
*Remambers the show I Dream of Jeanie*
*Remembers the outfit Jeanie wore*
*Feels better*
Fairy.org
11-12-2003, 08:07 AM
*lives in bottle....just like Jeanie*
*Hears the horrid Christina song in his head.*
*Head explodes*
*Remambers the show I Dream of Jeanie*
*Remembers the outfit Jeanie wore*
*Feels better*
Now that is enterntainment
*thinks of Lauren in jeanie outfit
SPROING
:twisted: and im a girl?!?! :twisted:
ZER0
11-12-2003, 09:51 AM
*lives in bottle....just like Jeanie*
*Hears the horrid Christina song in his head.*
*Head explodes*
*Remambers the show I Dream of Jeanie*
*Remembers the outfit Jeanie wore*
*Feels better*
*thinks of Lauren in jeanie outfit
SPROING
:twisted: and im a girl?!?! :twisted:
in hell, that's allowed. encouraged, even.
FunkyChicken
11-12-2003, 10:45 AM
Are there appointed days for mass orgies? Like it could be a Friday. :P
MutantQuasar
11-12-2003, 10:50 AM
Can we have Fremen spice orgies?
Spice trance is said to increase pleasure exponentially.
Oh, can we have Honored Matre trained slaves?
FunkyChicken
11-12-2003, 01:17 PM
Can we have Fremen spice orgies?
Spice trance is said to increase pleasure exponentially.
Oh, can we have Honored Matre trained slaves?
What is spice trance and where can i get some?
sariala
11-12-2003, 01:42 PM
Can we have Fremen spice orgies?
Spice trance is said to increase pleasure exponentially.
Oh, can we have Honored Matre trained slaves?
Sir, you want to go through that door over there marked "Hell for Nerds." :D
ZER0
11-12-2003, 02:59 PM
Are there appointed days for mass orgies? Like it could be a Friday. :P
every hour on the hour.
Head
11-12-2003, 03:02 PM
Can we have Fremen spice orgies?
Spice trance is said to increase pleasure exponentially.
Oh, can we have Honored Matre trained slaves?
Sir, you want to go through that door over there marked "Hell for Nerds." :D
Are there appointed days for mass orgies? Like it could be a Friday. :P
every hour on the hour.
Hot shit! What happens in the off time? Or can we have overlapping sessions :twisted:
MutantQuasar
11-12-2003, 03:06 PM
Only a few people know what I am talking about and they are special. That include dev and the warrior_librarian. If you dont get it, you dont get it.
And only those of you who know what the hell I am talking about may have enough transmuted water to have the orgy!
FunkyChicken
11-12-2003, 03:07 PM
Aw you're no fun.
Head
11-12-2003, 03:08 PM
Only a few people know what I am talking about and they are special. That include dev and the warrior_librarian. If you dont get it, you dont get it.
And only those of you who know what the hell I am talking about may have enough transmuted water to have the orgy!
So you're tellin' us you want an orgy.. with just you, Dev and WarriorLibrarian?
What, is BOO gonna serve the drinks?
MutantQuasar
11-12-2003, 03:08 PM
Figure it out and you can have some.
*waves carrot*
FunkyChicken
11-12-2003, 03:10 PM
Only a few people know what I am talking about and they are special. That include dev and the warrior_librarian. If you dont get it, you dont get it.
And only those of you who know what the hell I am talking about may have enough transmuted water to have the orgy!
So you're tellin' us you want an orgy.. with just you, Dev and WarriorLibrarian?
What, is BOO gonna serve the drinks?
Boo would be the fetish hampster if you know what I mean.
Head
11-12-2003, 03:12 PM
EEUUWWW!!!
Poor BOO... I can hear him now...
"I ain't goin' back in THERE, Boss! Not without a wetsuit and a mining helmet, NOSSAH!!"
:P
FunkyChicken
11-12-2003, 03:14 PM
That brings new meaning to the phrase, "Dark day in Hell."
MutantQuasar
11-12-2003, 03:16 PM
Only a few people know what I am talking about and they are special. That include dev and the warrior_librarian. If you dont get it, you dont get it.
And only those of you who know what the hell I am talking about may have enough transmuted water to have the orgy!
So you're tellin' us you want an orgy.. with just you, Dev and WarriorLibrarian?
What, is BOO gonna serve the drinks?
:rolleyes:
Other people will participate but only we shall be in the spice trance which inhances the pleasure exponentially.
:perv: dipshits
FunkyChicken
11-12-2003, 03:21 PM
So I assume that's a type of music. Or that's just because I like trance.
Lauren
11-12-2003, 04:11 PM
*lives in bottle....just like Jeanie*
*Hears the horrid Christina song in his head.*
*Head explodes*
*Remambers the show I Dream of Jeanie*
*Remembers the outfit Jeanie wore*
*Feels better*
*thinks of Lauren in jeanie outfit
SPROING
:twisted: and im a girl?!?! :twisted:
in hell, that's allowed. encouraged, even.
Such was my intentions....
*wears skimpy outfit*
Fairy.org
11-12-2003, 04:16 PM
Lauren...skimpy.....omg..
*creams panties :oops: :oops: :oops:
tarbendar
11-13-2003, 11:04 PM
Lauren...skimpy.....omg..
*creams panties :oops: :oops: :oops:
My word :shock:
let the perversions begin.... :twisted: :twisted:
silentblade007
11-13-2003, 11:07 PM
*enters the room*
*reads the posts*
*leaves.... scared.*
too many heads in the gutter. 8)
Invisible Shadow
11-13-2003, 11:10 PM
Lauren...skimpy.....omg..
*creams panties :oops: :oops: :oops:
Maybe you should take those off, ya know?
And turn on the webcam too.
Can I go to hell anymore than I am now?
ZER0
11-13-2003, 11:14 PM
Can I go to hell anymore than I am now?
no. once you're here, you're here. there are no varying degrees of cocaine and asain-american schoolgirls.
Invisible Shadow
11-13-2003, 11:40 PM
Can I go to hell anymore than I am now?
no. once you're here, you're here. there are no varying degrees of cocaine and asain-american schoolgirls.
Good. It's nice to know I'm only going to be there for eternity... if it was any longer, I'd be pissed.
ZER0
11-15-2003, 01:04 AM
Can I go to hell anymore than I am now?
no. once you're here, you're here. there are no varying degrees of cocaine and asain-american schoolgirls.
Good. It's nice to know I'm only going to be there for eternity... if it was any longer, I'd be pissed.
after a while, you get used to it. and most of the time, you're too busy either snorting coke off the flat, succulent stomachs of 15 yr old asain-american schoolgirls or orgying to notice that you're in hell. i've really strived in recent years to make the atmosphere as relaxed and enjoyable as possible. i knew i'd succeeded when the kennedy's moved their winter home here.
tarbendar
11-15-2003, 10:20 AM
i've really strived in recent years to make the atmosphere as relaxed and enjoyable as possible. i knew i'd succeeded when the kennedy's moved their winter home here.
I damn say you do good work..
So when are we getting the filming of the sequel to Caligula down here? Or when is Jenna Jameson and Chasey Lain finally getting smited here?
Fairy.org
11-15-2003, 09:47 PM
Lauren...skimpy.....omg..
*creams panties :oops: :oops: :oops:
Maybe you should take those off, ya know?
And turn on the webcam too.
Can I go to hell anymore than I am now?
Satan hasnt bought myy webcam yet... what a procrastinator...
Sarah
11-16-2003, 08:38 AM
I am so freaking late on this thread, but here we go.
God's minion promised they wouldn't smite me because I am a 21 year old college co-ed with blonde hair and long tan legs from the South who is still a virgin and wants to have sex before she dies. Then they said that they would smite me after I did have sex. What can you do for me?
ZER0
11-16-2003, 12:49 PM
I am so freaking late on this thread, but here we go.
God's minion promised they wouldn't smite me because I am a 21 year old college co-ed with blonde hair and long tan legs from the South who is still a virgin and wants to have sex before she dies. Then they said that they would smite me after I did have sex. What can you do for me?
well, first of all, lemme be the first to say that it's never too late to come hang out in hell. the party's always just starting.
now, what can we do for you? well, we can certainly appreciate your young co-ed blonde-haired, tanned, long-legged virgin body waaaaay more than those sissies in heaven could ever think of. those whiney bitches would probably want to cuddle afterward. you know what we do afterward? we do it again.
so you don't have to worry about having sex before you die. we've got that covered past infinity. oh, and have i mentioned our phenomenal drugs? pretty much anything you could want, we have it.
you can participate in pretty much any sin, so lonmg as you enjoy it, and you'll never have to worry about smiting. that's just not the way we do things. we kinda like to, you know, have fun.
so basically, i'm offering you an eternity of sex, drugs, and fun in hell, the likes of which you couldn't possibly imagine ir hope to encounter on earth.
Sarah
11-16-2003, 07:57 PM
Count me in. I would love that, Satan.
sariala
11-16-2003, 08:04 PM
This thread makes me want to shoot myself in the head... twice.
but only so I can get to hell faster
Eternal Jester
11-16-2003, 08:14 PM
I'd be in on this shit if it wasn't for the rampant drug use. Damn those morals.
Invisible Shadow
11-16-2003, 08:17 PM
I'd be in on this shit if it wasn't for the rampant drug use. Damn those morals.
I love how you define morals. :D
Eternal Jester
11-16-2003, 08:20 PM
I'd be in on this shit if it wasn't for the rampant drug use. Damn those morals.
I love how you define morals. :D
Umm... correctly?
Blumooneve
11-17-2003, 01:25 AM
Hell, I so wanna play in hell..... Am i too late for the orgy?
Fairy.org
11-17-2003, 03:52 AM
Hell, I so wanna play in hell..... Am i too late for the orgy?
I dubb myself Fairy OF HELL.. So um.. .. .You have to be l337 (http://www.evboard.com/viewtopic.php?p=244368#244368) to participate in all orgies ..muhahaha..haha... haha :twisted:
Sarah
11-17-2003, 06:25 AM
Does that constitute me, Fairy?
ZER0
11-17-2003, 09:25 PM
Does that constitute me, Fairy?
basically, by l33t, she means not ugly. so you're in.
Sarah
11-18-2003, 06:01 AM
WOOHOO. I am so not in on most of the lingo!
mbmanus
11-18-2003, 11:16 AM
WOOHOO. I am so not in on most of the lingo!
Oh but you don't need to know the lingo.
just have sex.
lots and lots of it.
Sarah
11-18-2003, 11:19 AM
Would I need the pill or is there no chance of getting pregnant until I am ready
ZER0
11-18-2003, 11:30 AM
Would I need the pill or is there no chance of getting pregnant until I am ready
no babies in hell. none. they kinda ruin the mood...
Fairy.org
11-18-2003, 02:12 PM
All Babies will be eaten. By ME.. :shock:
MutantQuasar
11-18-2003, 02:31 PM
NO FEEDING THE TROLLS!
duh.
Lauren
11-18-2003, 02:52 PM
fuck it-- i dont care anymore--bach
I think MQ was kiddin :)
Fairy.org
11-18-2003, 03:00 PM
fuck it-- i dont care anymore--bach
I think MQ was kiddin :)
LMAO-- I know I just havvvve to be evil.. Or immature-- You know meh
ahaha
MutantQuasar
11-18-2003, 03:38 PM
How's that? *point up at previous post* ;)
Sarah
11-18-2003, 03:58 PM
Ok. No babies!
Fairy.org
11-19-2003, 05:45 AM
....but wait-- WHo is gonna be the prince of hell? I mean that little fucker HAS to be born.. right? :shock:
MutantQuasar
11-19-2003, 09:22 AM
http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/teu55.gif You rang?
Sarah
11-19-2003, 09:26 AM
Oh no. Not teh boob inspector. I still need to submit my pic to you.
Oh yeah. I am going to join hell. You said on another thread that you needed virgins so here I am!
http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/teu55.gif You rang?
Since Im teh Fairy OF HELL
That makes us play mate-- play with ME.. NOW :shock:
MutantQuasar
11-19-2003, 09:54 AM
http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/teu55.gif You rang?
Since Im teh Fairy OF HELL
That makes us play mate-- play with ME.. NOW :shock:
:twisted:
*runs off with Fairy OF HELL*
Tis good to be evil.
Fairy.org
11-19-2003, 10:00 AM
http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/teu55.gif You rang?
Since Im teh Fairy OF HELL
That makes us play mate-- play with ME.. NOW :shock:
:twisted:
*runs off with little fairy*
Tis good to be evil.
ahem he forgot to mention in hell... I rule him :shock: Cause being the Fairy of Hell is a higher more important position than being the Prince of Hell. I spread hate, U just back up the king -word
*runs off to play*NOw somone find me a evil littlefairy.. so i can have a new sig
ZER0
11-19-2003, 10:06 AM
....but wait-- WHo is gonna be the prince of hell? I mean that little fucker HAS to be born.. right? :shock:
no. the powers of satan are such that when i need the anti-christ, i can simply fabricate him from various spare parts i may have lying around from used asian-american schoolgirls.
Fairy.org
11-19-2003, 10:16 AM
no. the powers of satan are such that when i need the anti-christ, i can simply fabricate him from various spare parts i may have lying around from used asian-american schoolgirls.
But the Fairy OF Hell needs somone to play with-- dont make me fabricate u.. lmao (inside joke)
ZER0
11-19-2003, 10:36 AM
no. the powers of satan are such that when i need the anti-christ, i can simply fabricate him from various spare parts i may have lying around from used asian-american schoolgirls.
But the Fairy OF Hell needs somone to play with
you have everyone in hell to play with. wtf more do you want?
sariala
11-19-2003, 10:41 AM
no. the powers of satan are such that when i need the anti-christ, i can simply fabricate him from various spare parts i may have lying around from used asian-american schoolgirls.
But the Fairy OF Hell needs somone to play with
you have everyone in hell to play with. wtf more do you want?
I think she's vying for your position. She wants it all!
ZER0
11-19-2003, 10:46 AM
call me overly-trusting, but i don't think littlefairy would do that to me. she doesn't seem like much of the backstabbing bitch type.
sariala
11-19-2003, 10:55 AM
Maybe she's just hoping for the Mrs. Satan position, then.
MutantQuasar
11-19-2003, 11:03 AM
Maybe she's just hoping for the Mrs. Satan position, then.
There cant be a Mrs. that implies marriage which is a godly act. How about the Chief Concubine of the Harem of Satan?
sariala
11-19-2003, 11:05 AM
Maybe she's just hoping for the Mrs. Satan position, then.
There cant be a Mrs. that implies marriage which is a godly act. How about the Chief Concubine of the Harem of Satan?
I dunno... I used to be married, and IT was hell, so...
Fairy.org
11-19-2003, 11:53 AM
call me overly-trusting, but i don't think littlefairy would do that to me. she doesn't seem like much of the backstabbing bitch type.
No- Dev is one of the people I actually wouldnt--
1.) for fear of his wrath
2.) because I actually like him- Other people- I hate
3.) Because I am Fairy- and I am sooooo cool. ha!
4.) Im pretty sure he has some *ahem* dirt *ahem* not on me- or anything- but he could ahhhh-- I love dev
<33333 dev
MutantQuasar
11-19-2003, 12:00 PM
The most deliberate double post ever. Your gonna burn in hell for that one. ;)
Oh, wait, she aleady is.
Fairy.org
11-19-2003, 01:56 PM
no. the powers of satan are such that when i need the anti-christ, i can simply fabricate him from various spare parts i may have lying around from used asian-american schoolgirls.
But the Fairy OF Hell needs somone to play with
you have everyone in hell to play with. wtf more do you want?
I just found that- I mean PLAY *serious face*
And wtf is up with this Evil Devil Fairy Im waiting on?! :shock:
OutsideLookingIn
11-19-2003, 03:42 PM
i'll play with ya. we can play checkers, chess, tic-tac-toe, backgammon, or we can have some good ol SEX.. everyone know which one i really want.
(good ol tic-tac-toe)
ZER0
11-19-2003, 04:16 PM
i'll play with ya. we can play checkers, chess, tic-tac-toe, backgammon, or we can have some good ol SEX.. everyone know which one i really want.
Dont make me Send Ur ass to heaven- Wow- ILoveThat
crazysoul
11-20-2003, 10:31 AM
call me overly-trusting, but i don't think littlefairy would do that to me. she doesn't seem like much of the backstabbing bitch type.
She might not do it, but to hell with that! I'd do it in a pinch! :D :twisted:
PhilNewton
11-23-2003, 01:15 PM
DEV.. i mean sir.... you rule!
Fairy.org
11-23-2003, 06:03 PM
DEV.. i mean sir.... you rule!
Your soooo obsessed...
ZER0
11-24-2003, 11:26 PM
DEV.. i mean sir.... you rule!
Your soooo obsessed...
yeah, i'm kinda starting to worry...
Fairy.org
11-25-2003, 04:40 AM
DEV.. i mean sir.... you rule!
Your soooo obsessed...
yeah, i'm kinda starting to worry...
*protects dev with her body
MutantQuasar
12-08-2003, 11:19 AM
takes fairy's place as he is her henchman
ZER0
12-08-2003, 12:59 PM
takes fairy's place as he is her henchman
i used to have a henchman. but he spent his moneymoon in ditch, covered in petrol, on fire... now i've got jerry felwell.
Invisible Shadow
12-08-2003, 01:06 PM
takes fairy's place as he is her henchman
i used to have a henchman. but he spent his Honeymoon in ditch, covered in petrol, on fire... now i've got jerry felwell.
Yeah... that was kind of a downer for his wife too.
Sarah
12-08-2003, 01:09 PM
I always wondered about him.
ZER0
12-08-2003, 01:16 PM
And Hitler ended up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire. So, that's fun. I think that's funny. Cause he was a mass-murdering fuckhead.
And that was his honeymoon as well! Double trouble, eh? "Eva let's marry." "Where should our honeymoon be?" "Well, in a ditch, uh, covered in petrol, on fire. That - I've already arranged it upstairs." "Oh, how romantic, Adolf." "Yes, I know." Bhpppthppp whoooo! Fun!
What a bastard.
MutantQuasar
12-08-2003, 01:22 PM
I think everybody knew who you were talking about...
ZER0
12-08-2003, 01:27 PM
I think everybody knew who you were talking about...
i just wanted to give props to crazy eddie b/c he is teh ubre1337.
mbmanus
12-08-2003, 01:37 PM
I think everybody knew who you were talking about...
I, as is usually the case with what Dev says, had absolutely no clue what he was talking about.
sariala
12-08-2003, 02:59 PM
wait... you're saying Hitler's gonna be in hell? suddenly it's sounding like it's not gonna be as great a place as the brochure makes it out to be...
Sarah
12-08-2003, 03:18 PM
He won't be were I am. According to this quiz I took I am spending eternity in Limbo.
Fairy.org
12-08-2003, 03:29 PM
takes fairy's place as he is her henchman
^^He wants me :D
ZER0
12-08-2003, 04:14 PM
wait... you're saying Hitler's gonna be in hell? suddenly it's sounding like it's not gonna be as great a place as the brochure makes it out to be...
ok, see, there's 2 sections of hell. that's right, dante totally fucking lied to you.
only one part is actual punishment, where massmurdering fuckheads and the people who made fun of you in high school go. they live in the Hell Municipal Zoo. on the weekends, we go downtown and throw things at them and make fun of them for their shortcomings. "of course he was a bad painter," we yell at hitler, "he only had one testicle!" and then we laugh. you really haven't lived until you've had a chance to make adolf hitler cry.
the other part is where the parties happen, basically the rest of hell.
sariala
12-08-2003, 04:37 PM
wait... you're saying Hitler's gonna be in hell? suddenly it's sounding like it's not gonna be as great a place as the brochure makes it out to be...
ok, see, there's 2 sections of hell. that's right, dante totally fucking lied to you.
only one part is actual punishment, where massmurdering fuckheads and the people who made fun of you in high school go. they live in the Hell Municipal Zoo. on the weekends, we go downtown and throw things at them and make fun of them for their shortcomings. "of course he was a bad painter," we yell at hitler, "he only had one testicle!" and then we laugh. you really haven't lived until you've had a chance to make adolf hitler cry.
the other part is where the parties happen, basically the rest of hell.
ahhhh....... well, then - as long as I'm in the cool part of hell, I guess I won't be cancelling my reservations
Lauren
12-09-2003, 08:49 AM
*makes Hitler cry*
That WAS fun! :D
remembering_always
12-10-2003, 04:02 AM
wow i found the thread... :rolleyes:
and although this goes against my religion
i believe i was invited to your party in hell
aw, fuck it. come on down to hell. we'll have a grand ol' time.
remembah?? ;)
MutantQuasar
01-07-2004, 03:58 PM
:( I miss the good old days when the Fairy of Hell would come out and play with me. Making fun of Hitler is getting old and we are out of coke.
ZER0
01-07-2004, 04:30 PM
yeah, it just hasn't been the same since we ran out of coke. i need to quit anyway. i'm having frequent nosebleeds and the coke doesn't mix well with all the heroin i'm doing lately.
tarbendar
01-07-2004, 09:33 PM
damn dev you and scott weiland been hanging out in hell again?
and who took the keys to the stripper room cause I wanna see if Rose McGowan is in there.
ZER0
01-07-2004, 09:39 PM
and who took the keys to the stripper room cause I wanna see if Rose McGowan is in there.
not yet, but i've got one of my lawyers workin up a contract right now.
Fairy.org
01-08-2004, 04:29 AM
the fairy of hell request death to many individuals. . . . . .
MutantQuasar
01-08-2004, 08:49 AM
What did I do? You said I could. ;)
Mesektet
01-11-2004, 04:46 PM
I'm late, but what the fuck.
.:becomes a minion:.
I am now a minion. I am MINIONIZED. Witness the minionization.
Now where's the coke, damnit?
Edit: I learned to spell minion. Thrice.
Head
01-11-2004, 05:17 PM
You get some when you learn to spell "Minion".
;)
Fairy.org
01-11-2004, 05:37 PM
dev gets mad if I make you build search engines without his say.. so.. You should just play with hitler..
Otsego
01-13-2004, 04:41 PM
how many of you are gonna come over to my side b/c god is a dork and just goes around smiting everyone?
There is nothing wrong with smiting. But I am all ready there bro.
Ravenclaw
01-14-2004, 03:56 PM
I choose not to align myself with either side, but rather I exist within a state of neutrality, choosing neither good nor evil nor any semblance of feeling, much like the Buddha or people who live in Ohio.
Good one. My aunt, however, lives in Ohio.. and she is a dumbass. 'Nuff said.
HaUnTeDBeAuTY103
02-07-2004, 11:40 PM
noooooo satan run! lol ooo im turning over to the dark side
YaNeSvjataja
04-04-2004, 11:05 PM
how many of you are gonna come over to my side b/c god is a dork and just goes around smiting everyone?
Woot! Someone as...evil...as...me? Right, point being I want to join Dev because all of the friends of my ex-boyfriends and....my ex-boyfriends sweetly refer to me as "D00d....She's Satan" or " She's Satan...d00d.." so yes...you can count on me Dev. :)
Livo
04-05-2004, 03:22 AM
I would have thought Satan would have used the " I want you do have sex, enjoy yourselves and do drugs and alcohol, what's NOT to like about me?" argument...
ZER0
04-05-2004, 03:28 AM
I would have thought Satan would have used the " I want you do have sex, enjoy yourselves and do drugs and alcohol, what's NOT to like about me?" argument...
you obviously haven't gone thru the whole thread... no hell for you...
Livo
04-05-2004, 04:00 AM
you obviously haven't gone thru the whole thread... no hell for you...
My laziness finally punished me by subjecting me to boring heaven, or "shudder", purgatory :(
Wait, you like lazy right? That's a good (bad) thing isn't it?
ZER0
04-05-2004, 04:43 AM
My laziness finally punished me by subjecting me to boring heaven, or "shudder", purgatory :(
Wait, you like lazy right? That's a good (bad) thing isn't it?
no hell for you. i sentence you to an enternity in heaven. bitch.
Fairy.org
04-05-2004, 08:32 AM
mmm, I miss the japanese girls :(
Mal
04-05-2004, 08:34 AM
no hell for you. i sentence you to an enternity in heaven. bitch.
What about me? Can I be in hell? Ooh! Pick me! I want to be in hell.
Fairy.org
04-05-2004, 09:59 AM
yes, I say so. dev does not run this.
Fairy runs this.
ZER0
04-05-2004, 03:59 PM
What about me? Can I be in hell? Ooh! Pick me! I want to be in hell.
you're already there. you should have guessed by the way i was snorting coke off your naked, succulent stomach. among other things...
Mal
04-05-2004, 04:03 PM
you're already there. you should have guessed by the way i was snorting coke off your naked, succulent stomach. among other things...
I need to stop getting drunk all the time so I can remember these things ;)
sin
04-05-2004, 08:01 PM
Heaven sounds boring.
Hell it is then.
:)
Falling_Forever
04-05-2004, 10:23 PM
*quivers in humble piety to the diety of dev*
Trace
04-05-2004, 10:30 PM
and my Pumpkins, too. BWBW is hell's national anthem.
Fucking Rawk......
I am So coming to hell.
OMFG....LMFAO
I can't believe I just read all that!
<3 it!
Mal
04-05-2004, 11:42 PM
Heaven sounds boring.
Hell it is then.
:)
How did I know that I'd see you here? Could it be your user name? Nah...;)
ZER0
04-06-2004, 01:56 AM
Fucking Rawk......
I am So coming to hell.
OMFG....LMFAO
I can't believe I just read all that!
<3 it!
i already knew you'd be coming. your name is kind of on the guest list...
Trace
04-06-2004, 01:59 AM
i already knew you'd be coming. your name is kind of on the guest list...
Rawk ON BABAY!!
I kinda figured as much...being a Smashing Pumpkins fan and all ...and all that other good stuff! ;)
gilwellian
04-06-2004, 03:38 AM
What about me? Can I be in hell? Ooh! Pick me! I want to be in hell.
I can't believe that... Teh Bitch begging to Satan... she's virtually open to everything... woah! :eek:
FV where is your pride??? ;)
Mal
04-06-2004, 03:43 AM
FV where is your pride??? ;)
I have none.
.
buffyfan
04-06-2004, 05:06 AM
you're already there. you should have guessed by the way i was snorting coke off your naked, succulent stomach. among other things...
You never do that to me what am I chop liver. :( no no i'm just not good enough to have Dev snort coke off of me. And well do vile things to me. dev I don't think I like hell no more. What are you gonna do to make me happy now. :(
Fairy.org
04-06-2004, 05:53 AM
kick you in the face
I KID I KID.
*huggles buffy*
buffyfan
04-06-2004, 07:14 AM
Oh thanks for the huggles i was just about to flip. *huggles the fairy*
sin
04-06-2004, 11:38 AM
How did I know that I'd see you here? Could it be your user name? Nah...;)
Maybe because I am substituting Fisken as your son for now.
;)
gilwellian
04-06-2004, 04:48 PM
Maybe because I am substituting Fisken as your son for now.
;)
Mwahahahaha... Fisken the Great is the only Evil Son! Even is banned right now!
Do you want to replace Fisken...? be banned! :D lol
Fallen Angelia
04-06-2004, 05:12 PM
ahh, so this is where everyone is.
you're already there. you should have guessed by the way i was snorting coke off your naked, succulent stomach. among other things...
oh fuck, I wanted that. :(
I mean to snort coke off her. I mean, you do that to me.
Both? :D
omi
04-06-2004, 05:24 PM
i already knew you'd be coming. your name is kind of on the guest list...
is that like the lamb's book of life?
