This is for the people who read many of the posts here and wonder what the hell we're saying because of all the weird words and phrases. N00bs and veterans alike should find this helpful.

Use this, and soon you will be handling the lingo with gusto! ;)




-z0r - suffix added to a noun to make it cooler, or show a lack of seriousness.

-age - suffix added to a verb that makes it a noun (i.e. heartage)

\m/ - symbol for the metal hand. Generally used to show how much something rocks

<-- - used to point to one's screen name

AIM-speak - misuse, misspelling, and screwing up of grammar of the english language (i.e. omfg ev iz lyk da gr8st bnd lyk evr!); often used by n00bs and used by veterans when making fun of something or joking around. Severely frowned upon on the EvBoard, with few exceptions.

atm - Internet abbreviation for 'at the moment'

bane - alternate form of the word 'ban.' Used when jokingly threatening to ban someone from the board. (also seen as: banez0r) (i.e. OMFG Amy double-posts she should be banez0red!!!!!!!! :eek: )

biznatch (also: biotch) - variation of the word 'bitch', used when joking around with someone

btw - Internet abbreviation for 'by the way'

dr0k - change the 0 to an o and switch it with the r. Result = dork. There ya go!

Effervescence - 1. word that people used to accidentally call Evanescence. Generally used on the EvBoard when joking around. 2. Bubbly (like a fizzy drink).

EGGMERCOP - acronym for emo-goth-metal-rock-classical-pop. Created by a few EvBoarders, it smashes together all the genres of music that Ev has in their music. It is now the true, official genre that Evanescence belongs to.

Evan's Essence - see definition 1 for 'Effervescence.'

Ev - abbreviation for 'Evanescence' (since Evanescence is a longass word lol)

fangasm - combination of the words 'fan' and 'orgasm'. An extremely excited reaction by an Ev fan to news concerning the band that is highly anticipated and met with joy, excitement, and hyperness.

FFS - abbreviation for 'for fuck's sake'

fo' shizzle - gansta/rap phrase that is used for emphasis or agreement

FTW - Internet abbreviation meaning 'for the win'. Used to say that something is awesome. (i.e. Coldstone Creamery FTW) Occasionally, FTL, meaning 'for the lose' is used to mean that something sucks. FTFW (For the Fucking Win) may also be used.

FYI - Internet abbreviation for 'For Your Information'. Sometimes used as a noun (i.e. Here's an FYI...)

heart (alternate: :heart: ) - 1. to love in a friendly way. Also expressed as <3 2. Old EvBoard code that used to generate a heart.

HTH - Internet abbreviation for 'Hope That Helps'

huggle - a form of 'hug'. Used when feeling particularly warm and fuzzy inside

IAW/IDAW - Internet abbreviation for I Agree With/I Don't Agree With.

IMO - Internet abbreviation for 'In My Opinion'

l33t sp34k - variation of AIM-speak in which certain letters are replaced by numbers (i.e. 1 = L, 3 = E, 4 = A, 5 = S, 7 = T, 0 = O) Also highly frowned upon on the EvBoard, and sometimes used in lighthearted comments.

lol - Internet abbreviation for Laugh Out Loud. Used when expressing humor or amusement

LMAO - Internet abbreviation for "Laughing My Ass Off". Used to express extreme amusement. Also paired with ROTFL (see below) to make the long acronym 'ROTFLMAO' (also can be LMFAO, for Laughing My Fucking Ass Off)

lyk whoa - AIM-speak expression used in jest to emphasize something (i.e. That picture rocks lyk WHOA!). 'Lyk' is a misspelling of the word 'like'.

MUAR - 1. A sound made by drunk people in IRC. 2. Typo of 'more'. 3. Battle cry/roar. only to be used by the stouthearted. See, Braveheart (http://imdb.com/title/tt0112573/). Usage: "You can take our lives, but you can never take our MUAAAAAAAAR!"

n00b - pronounced "noob" or "newbie". 1. A new member of the board. 2. A relatively new member who posts stupid questions/topics.

OMG or OMFG - Internet abbreviation for "Oh My God!"

postwhore - 1. (verb) to post frivolous and unimportant messages that have little to do with the topic at hand. 2. (noun) A person who does the latter excessively

pr0n - change the 0 to an o and switch it with the r. You get the idea.

pwn - variation of the word "own". Generally used in describing how awesome/better something is. (i.e. Evanescence pwns!)
Variations include: pwnz (pwns), pwn3d, pwned, pwnz0r

rawk - misspelling of the word 'rock'. Means the same as 'rock'

rock - (verb) ...Do I really need to go into it? ;)

ROTFL - Internet abbreviation for Rolling On The Floor Laughing. Used to express extreme amusement. Also paired with 'LMAO' (see above) to create the long acronym 'ROTFLMAO'

r0x0r - variation of the word 'rocks'. Implies a greater sense of the word.

Sleen - evanescent mystical powah. Often found missing.

Smrat (alternate: smr4t) - misspelling of the word "smart" to indicate (usually in jest) how intelligent someone is. Often seen with the word super (alt. s00p3r)

sux0r - to be of very poor quality (i.e. that SUCKS or that SUX0RS)

stfu - acronym for 'shut the fuck up'

Teh - often used with important people's names (i.e. Teh Ames, Teh Other Ames, Teh John, Teh Ev, etc.) to denote extreme coolness; a misspelling of the word 'the'

TOD - Acronym for "The Open Door," Evanescence's new album (Release date: Oct. 3, 2006)

uber- - used as a prefix to many words. When attached, brings the emphasis of the word up a few levels. (i.e. Cool vs. ubercool. You cannot get any cooler than 'ubercool')

wtf - acronym for 'what the fuck?!'; often used in indignation or shock

w0rd - gansta/rap-type of word, meaning agreement


Common Abbreviations for EvBoard forums:

Messages From Evanescence - MFTB (old habits die hard) or MFE

Talk To The Band/Evanescence - TTTB/TTE

Evanescence Chat - EvChat (or Ev Chat)

Completely Off-Topic - OT or Off Topic

Your Stuff - YS


Non-Smiley Emoticons

:heart: - to love in a friendly way (also expressed as <3, sometimes with a repeating 3 to show a grand scale of :heart:age ;)); also, an old EvBoard code used to generate a heart.

:shock: - old Evboard code that used to generate a :eek:-type of smiley

O.o (alt. O.O) - shocked, "OMFG" type of expression. Think of the two O's as big, wide eyes.

XD - 1. the devil smiley. Look at it sideways, and the X looks like evil eyes and the D, a grin. Used when being particularly evil, sarcastic, or blunt. 2. According to Teh JasMod, it can also be used to denote a laughing-so-hard-you-wet-yourself face. And because Teh JasMod pwns, this definition is being added for your pleasure ;)

\m/ (-_-) \m/ (sometimes seen with (^_^) in the middle) - metal hand, face, metal hand. Used to show how absolutely ubercool something is.


Common Acronyms for Ev Songs

Bring Me To Life - BMTL

My Immortal - MI

Everybody's Fool - EF

Going Under - GU

My Last Breath - MLB

Taking Over Me - TOM

Even In Death - EiD or EID

Fields of Innocence - FoI or FOI

Where Will You Go - WWYG

Call Me When You're Sober - CMWYS

Snow White Queen - SWQ



Hopefully, this will be of help to those of you who were totally lost in the lingo.

Good luck! \m/


Thanks to everyone who has made suggestions and corrections.

This is for the many people who read many of the posts here and wonder what the hell we're saying because of all the weird words and phrases. N00bs and veterans alike should find this helpful.

Use this, and soon you will be handling the lingo with gusto! ;)

LOLOL!
You actually did it!
I so classify as "confused"... lingo-wise and other.
This thread pwns (hey, I'm learning already! :D) You \m/ ... :p

cool but what about lmao????

cool but what about lmao????
Ah. Thank you :) *adds that and ROTFL in*

lyk, d00d! I can't use lyk???? :eek:




deb, \m/

btw, good job, katya. Much appreciated!

OMG your glossary pwnz!!
btw...where's EMO?
LOL

:)

*pfft*

What about the twinglish dictionary?

My new title is missing from the list:

DingleberryMod

Dingleberries = shit that dingles from the hairs surrounding one's asshole

this totally reminds me of the Twinglish dictionary
only the Twinglish is better :D

this totally reminds me of the Twinglish dictionary
only the Twinglish is better :D
Sas, you \m/

*gig*

Of course the Twinglish is better. It's what inspired this one.

But not a lot of people speak Twinglish over here, so I just made up my own ;)

I so wish we had this when I joined. Thanks, Katya! I'd rep you...but I can't (stupid spreading rep around)

Har, this glossary amuses me.

0mG cAtyUh uR dEh R0x0rz.

Translation: Wow, Katya. You're so spiffy.

Ah. Thank you :) *adds that and ROTFL in*

Don't forget ROTFLHAO... or, ROTFLYAO
ROTFL her a$$ off... :p

finally, i know the meaning of "IMO"..i feel smart now. thank you katya.

Am I the only one that noticed this:

Whine and Cheese - W&S

That it should be W&C, not W&S?

:p

Kudos to Katya for this kickass dictionary. And now, because she pwns enough to make a typo while trying to explain intended typos, the Whine and Cheese thread will from now on be Teh W&S.

Katya r0x0rz mah th0nz0rz, liek woah.

Yes. It shall be teh W&S.

Because Katya said so.

Kudos to Katya for this kickass dictionary. And now, because she pwns enough to make a typo while trying to explain intended typos, the Whine and Cheese thread will from now on be Teh W&S.

Katya r0x0rz mah th0nz0rz, liek woah.

Yes. It shall be teh W&S.

Because Katya said so.
LOL!!!! Oops..I suck. lol.

*dies laughing* wow. I just coined a new acronym. I feel all specialful.

But I made an alteration, anyway ;)

LOL!!!! Oops..I suck. lol.

*dies laughing* wow. I just coined a new acronym. I feel all specialful.

But I made an alteration, anyway ;)

Tee hee.

I'm still gonna call it teh W&S. That just pwns. :p

Teh Whine and stfu.

HA.

Katya r0x0rz mah th0nz0rz, liek woah.:eek:th0nz0rs?!?!.. :eek:

:eek:th0nz0rs?!?!.. :eek:

well, I don't wear b0x0rz....

I wear th0ngz0rz...

*dies. laughing.*

*is dead*

*comatose on the floor with laughter tears still streaming out of eyes*

well, I don't wear b0x0rz....

I wear th0ngz0rz...
mmmth0ngz0rsmmm

ummm...nice thread katy.

mmmth0ngz0rsmmm *drools*

mmmth0ngz0rsmmm

ummm...nice thread katy.

mmmth0ngz0rsmmm *drools*

Mah th0ngz0rz r0x0rz ur s0x0rz and b0x0rz leik woah.

thanks for that! i feel all smrat now i sprechen die lingo!!!!!! woot!

Wow, this was a post I made last year and I sounded very erm...interesting. So therefore here's a non-n00bish one.
Whoo! Awesome post! lol (Wow that sounded corny too, whatever)
--Susan

Katya..it's really cool of you to do this thread!! :D
I've learned a few things... *feels smr4t right now*

Oh...thanks a lot for posting this.. :)

Thanks a bunch!! I don't feel like such an idiot anymore!!
Hold on a sec...exactly....how long did this take you? :) :D :p

haha! this is so great! i've been watching this board for months and I always wanted to know what 'pwns' meant! hahaha I'm such a poopin' noob. Thanks for the list, Katya!

hey i dont know if this is worthy to add to the list, but in the uk room we use 'brian' in stead of brain due to one of my many typos!!!!! im so smrat i have a big brian!!!!!

oh and a new term is being used my a few of us...EGGMERCOP! it stands for emogothrockclassicalpop! we thought ev couldn't be put in to one genre so we put them al in and created a new one! im such a dr0k!!!!!!! but it pwns! honest!!! you'll see!

oh and a new term is being used my a few of us...EGGMERCOP! it stands for emogothrockclassicalpop! we thought ev couldn't be put in to one genre so we put them al in and created a new one! im such a dr0k!!!!!!! but it pwns! honest!!! you'll see![/COLOR]

LMFAO!!

That is great and totally describes Ev's music

*adds EGGMERCOP to vocabulary*

see i knew it would catch on!!! w00t! join the multigenre

EGGMERCOP has now been added as an official EvBoard word.

Eggmercop: the TRUE genre for Evanescence :D

Other groups that could make this a Grammy genre: Lacuna Coil, Epheriam, Nightwish ;) lol.

Whoever dreamed up 'eggmercop' as the acronym is a genius :D

OMFG guys..Amy's gonna get pissed. We just put a label on Ev! :eek: :eek: :eek:

hahahahahah cool! well i said emogothmetalrockclassicalpop and marika shortened it to egmrcp....pronounced eggmercop! pwnz0r!

oops! well im sure amy won't mind as it's eggmercop..... who could ever hate eggmercop?!

hahahahahah cool! well i said emogothmetalrockclassicalpop and marika shortened it to egmrcp....pronounced eggmercop! pwnz0r!

oops! well im sure amy won't mind as it's eggmercop..... who could ever hate eggmercop?!
Haha you rock. :D

Not me, that's for sure :D \m/

why thank you!!!!!!

i've added a link to the glossary in my sig so soon everyone will share in the wonders that is eggmercop!!!!!!! hehehe you can say the word as much as you want and it doesn't loose its meaning... you know why?.....it had no meaning! hahahahha

why thank you!!!!!!

i've added a link to the glossary in my sig so soon everyone will share in the wonders that is eggmercop!!!!!!! hehehe you can say the word as much as you want and it doesn't loose its meaning... you know why?.....it had no meaning! hahahahha

D00d, u r0x0rs mah s0x0rs!! Lol EGGMERCOP is my new favorite genre!

Katya, you \m/ :p

Haha, eggmercop made it into the glossary within days of its birth. :D

We should make Eggmercop patches to go with the Evboard ones ;)

XD thanks Katya - that can get confusing. *claps* Yaaaaaaaaaay I get it now...

I'd suggest putting in the emoticons that don't have graphics. You've got :shock: and :heart:, I'd throw in XD, O.o and the like.

*OT* You know, if you highlight the :D face, it looks like an evil plus sign...

D00d, u r0x0rs mah s0x0rs!! Lol EGGMERCOP is my new favorite genre!

Katya, you \m/ :p

hehehehe lol thanks! lyk woah someone thinks i rawk?! sweeeeet!!!!

eggmercop is the only genre!

Wow katy u rock so much :p lol now i understand alot of stuff around here
and well, thats a kick ass genre lmao

LyKe OmFg, KaTyA eFfInG pWnS!!!!!!!1111111 <------- sarcasm, so don't kill me. IMO (look at me, i'm using teh uber cool message board language) this is one of the best Sticky's ever posted. good for the n00bs.

wtf?!
that's always been a "OMG I'M CRACKING UP SO HARD" smiley
the smiley is laughing so hard that it's eyes are closed. kinda like this.. >_< except with a BIG OLE LAUGH instead of a measley underscore.


edit: and this is to make up [and then some] for your crazy little censors ;D

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Well, I'll add it as a second definition just for you, Jas. :D

Well, y'know...didn't want to offend the 13-year-olds ;)

Well, I'll add it as a second definition just for you, Jas. :D

Well, y'know...didn't want to offend the 13-year-olds ;)


well if the mother fuckers don't want to be offended, they shouldn't be on such an offensive fucking board, mother fucker.


bwahahha [plz don't get offended, i just wanted to say fuck alot.

i say fuck the 13 year olds if they are offended by the word fuck.
i was 13 not too long ago. that word was practiced quite often.
Well...you're Teh JasMod. Teh JasMod hath the power to uncensor what she wishes ;)

Teh Katya considers herself pwn3d by Teh JasMod and concedes.

*bows to Teh JasMod*

i say fuck the 13 year olds if they are offended by the word fuck.
Um...I'm pretty sure that's illegal in most states. The FBI is watching!!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Jas, Doctor Honoris Causa in English Philology! :rolleyes:

hehehehe lol thanks! lyk woah someone thinks i rawk?! sweeeeet!!!!

eggmercop is the only genre!

Eggmercop? Yeas. Yes.

Someone please build me an avatar of an egg named Mer dressed in a police uniform while being hancuffed to set of black wings. The egg could have interchangeable handcuffed accessories.

tMR

NEW WORD

Evistorian = One who could write or document how Evanescence made it from church camp to Juanita's to Windup to creating Eggmercop without having to research it. They have lived it.

tMR

okay, i tried. but i really don't get that.

*** Spanish Irony ***

Understanding is the most unknown word among ourselves... *sigh* :(

<3 :rolleyes:

Undefined

*** Spanish Irony ***

Understanding is the most unknown word among ourselves... *sigh* :(

<3 :rolleyes:

Undefined

Spanish irony i love that lol Understanding lol odd word no jk

haha gil you're hilarious =) i still don't get it

Mod vs. Mod

Alien vs. Predator

who's who? :rolleyes:

LOL :D

Mod vs. Mod

Alien vs. Predator

who's who? :rolleyes:

LOL :D
You must be alien... fo' shizzle. You can't be from this planet.

LOL :p

You must be alien... fo' shizzle. You can't be from this planet.

LOL :p

hahahaha yup! jasmine's too pretty to be an alien...unless thats her cunning plan to dominate us all!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhh!

Whoever dreamed up 'eggmercop' as the acronym is a genius :D

Why, thank you.
OMFG guys..Amy's gonna get pissed. We just put a label on Ev! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh shit. Nevermind, wasn't me. *sticks hands in pockets and whistles* She went that way... *points*

rofl shut up
no really. say more.
ahahhaaha, just kidding.

:D i sucketh teh asseth! da sexy asseth! ... the fact that i haven't seen your ass really doesn't matter here!!!!!!!!

*tries to muscle in on the praise* hey im a genuis tooooo! [no thats not a typo] *reads what katya said* erm.. i mean i had nothing to do with it!

Shame on you all.

To forget PWN?

pwn - variation of the word "own". Generally used in describing how awesome/better something is. (i.e. Evanescence pwns!)
Variations include: pwnz (pwns), pwn3d, pwned, pwnz0r
You were saying? :p


Sheesh. You think I'd forget 'pwn' when I only use it like 24 times a day on here? I'm insulted.

;)

You were saying? :p


Sheesh. You think I'd forget 'pwn' when I only use it like 24 times a day on here? I'm insulted.

;)

<=feels like a dumbass

I read the whole thread and didn't see it. Oops.

adpwned = adored and owned.

Usage in a sentence:

Last night I had an exotic dream where I was adpwned. I remembered that I screamed to her, "I wanna be adpwned."

tMR

*blinks*stares*

I've never seen that word before on here lol.

This is for the well-known and overused words on here that get people constantly confused...but if I see it in more than two places, from different people, I'll add it in.

adored and owned? thats an oxymoron.
adored = WTF I LOVE YOU
owned = WTF I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS BITCH

sooo..... adpwned = WTF MY HEAD JUST EXPLODED

I'm guessing adpwned may only apply to sadomasochistic relationships.

I'm guessing adpwned may only apply to sadomasochistic relationships.

hahaha lmao i think we'll just leave adpwned to those who are that way inclined!!!!

I'm guessing adpwned may only apply to sadomasochistic relationships.
That's hilarious! Yeah, I think it best we leave that whole idea alone ;)

That's hilarious! Yeah, I think it best we leave that whole idea alone ;)


DAMMIT KAREN DON"T CHANGE YOUR SIG WHEN I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY.

Look at the pic in Karen's sig. He is saying to her.

Him (British accent): "I adore you. I pwn you."

Her (British accent): "Really, adpwned? What makes you think that I am yours?"

Him (British accent): "Not sure really, but you did lose your virginity at a Holiday Inn last night."

Look at the pic in Karen's sig. He is saying to her.

Him (British accent): "I adore you. I pwn you."

Her (British accent): "Really, adpwned? What makes you think that I am yours?"

Him (British accent): "Not sure really, but you did lose your virginity at a Holiday Inn last night."

Hrm. I'm drawing a blank on his name, but way back when I first registered here there was a guy who posted a whole lot before he got banned -- you're seriously starting to rival him for the Randiest Poster award! :eek:

True meaning of the Evanescence/Smallville avatar:

Clark (American accent): Amy, I adore you. You light up my life -- let's run away together.

Amy (American accent): Pffft! Don't you know anything?! You're fated to be with that Lois Lane chick...for eternity! Ahahaha! I pwn you, bitch!

Clark: ::beats Smallville writers over the heads with Fallen but to no avail::

::Amy & Shaun skip away into the sunset laughing about Tom Welling's flannel collection::

:D:D:D

Thank you.. :D
I never knew what LMAO really means.. :confused:

It's all beginning to make sense! *laughs maniacally* (sp?)

DAMMIT KAREN DON"T CHANGE YOUR SIG WHEN I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY.

Look at the pic in Karen's sig. He is saying to her.

Him (British accent): "I adore you. I pwn you."

Her (British accent): "Really, adpwned? What makes you think that I am yours?"

Him (British accent): "Not sure really, but you did lose your virginity at a Holiday Inn last night."

Ahahaha! Sorry -- unintended consequence! Here it is for reference:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/KarenW/WaD.jpg

Pfft. Learn your Masterpiece Theatre! Mr. Preston's whole problem was that Cynthia *wasn't* adpwned. *See here* (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/wives/whoswho/mrpreston_bio.html) He adored her...but did not pwn her. ;) Poor fella. Awesome actor. I say again: I heart Masterpiece Theatre! :D

*realizes what's missing*

*gapes* WHERE'S HUGGLES?!?!?!?!?

Ima go cry now.... My specialful huggle isn't listed... :(

:rolleyes:

Okay. 'Huggle' is now part of the glossary lol. Specialful might get added, but as I and about two other people use it, I'm going to wait until it's used a bit more ;)

Specialful might get added, but as I and about two other people use it, I'm going to wait until it's used a bit more ;)

Okay... so now there's gonna be THREE other people who use "specialful" cuz I like that word, too... lets see if i can use it correctly: I feel all specialful for joining the Evboard and getting so many people who like Katya to see my first post and welcome me to the Evboard.
Is that right??? hehe

:heart: - to love in a friendly way (also expressed as <3, sometimes with a repeating 3 to show a grand scale of :heart:age ;))
I have a random question that doesnt really need answering but is one of those things that nips at your brain until you find out (im in 1 of them moods where i have to find out everything or i stay up all night stressing about it)...Didnt that used to generate a love heart emoticon on one of the older versions of the board? (i have a majorly bad memory, and only used the older version of the board for about a month) I miss that emot (and mr.green)...

I have a random question that doesnt really need answering but is one of those things that nips at your brain until you find out (im in 1 of them moods where i have to find out everything or i stay up all night stressing about it)...Didnt that used to generate a love heart emoticon on one of the older versions of the board? (i have a majorly bad memory, and only used the older version of the board for about a month) I miss that emot (and mr.green)...
Hehe I don't know because I joined right on the cusp of the transition to this board. So we'll have to ask the mods that.

But I wouldn't be surprised.

i http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/heart.gif teh http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif! heheh! http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif

erm, so, to answer your question... "no" ... http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/new_smile-l.gif

or "yes" if you prefer.

i http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/heart.gif teh http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif! heheh! http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif

erm, so, to answer your question... "no" ... http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/new_smile-l.gif <omfg xorsyst!!

or "yes" if you prefer.omigosh *slaps you* GIMME!

<3333333

how didjadoooeet?! spill please, im dumb http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif

edit: im not so dumb afterall http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif hehehe http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/boobcone.gif lmao

Dude! I :heart: the MrGreen smiley! How'd you do that? lol.

Either way, I consider myself pwn3d by teh susurrus. :D \m/

w00t! pwnage! http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/owned.gif

well mindy, you worked it out now... but anyway, i remember someone had the link to the old board, so i got them from there. but for katya, well, i just said. heh. check the image properties. http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif

omigosh *slaps you* GIMME!

<3333333

how didjadoooeet?! spill please, im dumb http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif

edit: im not so dumb afterall http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif hehehe http://www.evboard.com/oldsite/images/smiles/boobcone.gif lmao

Oh dont be mean Mindy just imagine im a computer dumb ass and share your tips on how to get the likkle cute images!! :rolleyes: and i promise ill never hate you ;)

Please don't kill me for my extreme n00bage, but...how did "pwnage" and "pwn" originate? Obviously it's a variation of "own", but where did the "p" come from? And the same with "the" ....Why is it "teh" when referring to someone of extreme importance...*confused* :D You guys are so creative:)

Please don't kill me for my extreme n00bage, but...how did "pwnage" and "pwn" originate? Obviously it's a variation of "own", but where did the "p" come from? And the same with "the" ....Why is it "teh" when referring to someone of extreme importance...*confused* :D You guys are so creative:)
I actually have no idea how the p replaced the o. Probably someone mistyped it, and it stuck lol.

'Teh' is an easy one. A lot of times, I accidentally type 'teh' instead of 'the'. So, I think that it, again, resulted in a couple of people mistyping 'the' and people picked up on it and began to use it.

They were probably going to say something like 'The Evness' and it came out 'Teh'. So, and I'm assuming that it was a prominent member, people caught on to it and started using it.

Hehe I think it's fun. We CAN be creative, as shown by EGGMERCOP lol. :D

Pwn is fun. So is pawn, pond and portopotty.

tMR

this thread is such a great idea!!! thank u so much for posting it!

My new title is missing from the list:

DingleberryMod

Dingleberries = shit that dingles from the hairs surrounding one's asshole
*mental fucking images*


Anywho Nice work on the Dictionary type of thing

I disagree with the EGGMERCOP thing. The rest is great. I love the word "biznatch".

I disagree with the EGGMERCOP thing. The rest is great.

Disagree? FFS, why?

tMR

I don't think EGGMERCOP is a good way to describe Ev, especially the emo (http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&token=ADFEAEE47F1CD949AD7620E9932C50CCA67EFB07DA10 AFD746004B5AD0FB3247801164E055F99B92E0AE39B579B0FE 2BBB580FD3CEA255F6DD67373D8FFEC61D&sql=77:4525) part. Very creative, though. Maybe you biznatches can find another acronym to describe Ev.

It's, um...not a serious thing, dude. Let us be creative and silly!

Amy is as emo as she is ubergawth. So therefore, since Amy is Ev, Ev is emo and ubergawth.

Logic for ya. Never fails. ;)

so now i see where your loyalties are!!! :O
Um...no, that's not it at all...not at all...*shifty eyes*

Damnit. My secret is out. *runs away* :p


What's FFS? I haven't seen that one before...

Katya got pwned by Jasmine. Katya, you're such a dork. :p

Katya got pwned by Jasmine. Katya, you're such a dork. :p
*points to usertitle* ;) :D I've known that for a very long time lol.

Dorks pwn. And way to use a vocabulary word! lol :D

What's FFS? I haven't seen that one before...

Oh For Fucks Sake you don't know what FFS is?

Oh For Fucks Sake you don't know what FFS is?
LMAO thanks Diamon :D

*adds to glossary*

LMAO thanks Diamon :D

*adds to glossary*

Well if you're going to add that you might as well add CBA (Can't Be Arsed). It's bad enough trying to understand the people from across the pond when they spell it out, it gets worse when they abbreviate.

Haha you forgot to color "FFS" white! :p

Katya, you should put "fangasm" in. B/c Gyaku Setsu posted it and made me laugh hysterically.

OMG DVD! OMGOMGOMG! *fangasm*

Katya, you should put "fangasm" in. B/c Gyaku Setsu posted it and made me laugh hysterically.

OMG DVD! OMGOMGOMG! *fangasm*
Haha I should! But I need a good definition!

An extremely joyous reaction by an Ev fan, causing waves of pleasure to permeate throughout the body and result in wildly excited behavior? ;)

You have ":shock:" on there twice. You should remove one of them.

Haha I should! But I need a good definition!

An extremely joyous reaction by an Ev fan, causing waves of pleasure to permeate throughout the body and result in wildly excited behavior? ;)

I think that's definitely a good definition. If you don't mind the fact that it sounds a bit dirty. ;) :p

I think that's definitely a good definition. If you don't mind the fact that it sounds a bit dirty. ;) :p
That was the entire point. :p ;)

How about this:

fangasm - combination of the words 'fan' and 'orgasm'. An extremely excited reaction by an Ev fan to news concerning the band that is highly anticipated and met with joy, excitement, and hyperness.

;)

How about this:

fangasm - combination of the words 'fan' and 'orgasm'. An extremely excited reaction by an Ev fan to news concerning the band that is highly anticipated and met with joy, excitement, and hyperness.

;)

Perfect. :D

My hair twin's so smr4t. :cool:

Why is the definition of ":shock:" colored white?

Why is the definition of ":shock:" colored white?
*thwacks head on desk* Grrrrrr..stupid edit box..I just pasted the first definition where the second one was (because it was worded better)...

I got it as close to the original color as I could.

Are you my self-appointed editor? ;)

I got it as close to the original color as I could.

AS YOU COULD? Well you COULD do better! You also colored the dash white! :p

fangasm - combination of the words 'fan' and 'orgasm'. An extremely excited reaction by an Ev fan to news concerning the band that is highly anticipated and met with joy, excitement, and hyperness.

You did a mistake...

evfangasm - combination of the words 'ev', 'fan' and 'orgasm'. An extremely excited reaction by KATYA to news concerning the band that is highly anticipated and met with joy, excitement, and hyperness.

You did a mistake...

evfangasm - combination of the words 'ev', 'fan' and 'orgasm'. An extremely excited reaction by KATYA to news concerning the band that is highly anticipated and met with joy, excitement, and hyperness.

wouldn't that be a "katevfangasm" then, or an "evfangasmya?" :cool:

LMFAO!!! Actually, I've never used 'fangasm' lol it's not my word. Just because I get uberexcited...doesn't mean you can poke fun. :p ;)

Paradise...LOL I love you :D

Katyevgasm (Kat-yev-gasm). There ya go. ;)

LMFAO!!! Actually, I've never used 'fangasm' lol it's not my word. Just because I get uberexcited...doesn't mean you can poke fun. :p ;)

Paradise...LOL I love you :D

Katyevgasm (Kat-yev-gasm). There ya go. ;)

You should also add a multiple-fangasm. It would go for a fangasm so big that it results in multiple, repeated (ahh, the disorientation of excitment...), posts displaying an extremely excited reaction by an Ev fan to news concerning the band that is highly anticipated and met with joy, excitement, and hyperness.

It has been known to happen...

wow you guys are total geeks :P

evboard: [noun] a dinky little place that's chock-full of geekazoids that keep making up silly little words just so they can add it to their glossary

ahaha
Jas=hottest/c00lest chic eva.

Thats cool for the idiots who dont understand

Just an FYI: updated with a short list of common song abbreviations. (Yes, I've had people ask me about them, so I decided to put them up lol)

postwhore - 1. (verb) to post frivolous and unimportant messages that have little to do with the topic at hand. 2. (noun) A person who does the latter excessively

I may be postwhoring here... lol but...



Teh - often used with important people's names (i.e. Teh Ames, Teh Other Ames, Teh John, Teh Ev, etc.) to denote extreme coolness; a misspelling of the word 'the'
Teh is in my name ;-) and it...


pwn - variation of the word "own". Generally used in describing how awesome/better something is. (i.e. Evanescence pwns!)
Variations include: pwnz (pwns), pwn3d, pwned, pwnz0r
pwnz

and did anyone notice that...
Taking Over Me - TOM

TOM = Tom... lol sorry... nice thread... should be very helpful to the noobs :)

you could add "hth" to the list... not sure if it's used much here though.

wow you guys are total geeks :P

evboard: [noun] a dinky little place that's chock-full of geekazoids that keep making up silly little words just so they can add it to their glossary

ahahahehehe Jasmine called herself a geek (because she, infact, is also a member of this board) :p ;)
you rock Jas

*makes a vow to never post in this thread*

*makes a vow to never post in this thread*
You hypocrite :p :D

<3s Teh Ceez :D

This is for the many people who read many of the posts here and wonder what the hell we're saying because of all the weird words and phrases. N00bs and veterans alike should find this helpful.

LOL haha...thats me. Im still a little confused, but thanx for trying :)

Only just read this, now I know what people are on about lol! :D

lol lolTaking Over Me - TOM

I know I'm sad

hehehe Jasmine called herself a geek (because she, infact, is also a member of this board) :p ;)
you rock Jas

And a year later, she continues to! Wonder if she'll show in Arky . . .

Lyke OMFG! I totally have the lingo now fo'shizzle.

Sorry, couldn't resist. ;)

The list is useful, thanks loads.

awwww. thank ya so much. but what does this thingy mean??
<<3:confused:

It's a heart icon:p Если ты влево голову наклонишь, сердечко увидишь, типа лав значок:)

No no no...it's boobs on cones!

You should add the word Evanesscorize- which means to say accesorizing evanescence style.

uber- - used as a prefix to many words. When attached, brings the emphasis of the word up a few levels. (i.e. Cool vs. ubercool. You cannot get any cooler than 'ubercool')
A question about the lil' phrase I put in bold: what if I say 'teh ubercoolest'? Wouldn't that be cooler? :p

bahhahaha I just read all the comments and cracked up.

And I <3 how foshizzle (or however you spell it) was on the list. I saw it on a license plate once.

You kids and your 'lingo' these days.

Back when Bob Fontaine was a young boy, Pig Latin was the "cool" thing on the street. It was so much easier then trying to decipher this "leet speak" as you young people call it.

Long live Pig Latin!

Bob Fontaine should learn to accept change and become one with teh l33t-speak. :p

Ig-pay Atin-lay is-ay oh-say out-ay ated-day. ffft-pay at-ay Ig-pay Atin-lay. ;)

Bob Fontaine should learn to accept change

Bob Fontaine accepts change. Quarters preferably though.

Hell no. Bob Fontaine should remember his college days, in which quarters = gold for laundry. The same is true today. Quarters = laundry $$

Bob Fontaine can have my pennies. I have too many of them :D

Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!

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Hell no. Bob Fontaine should remember his college days, in which quarters = gold for laundry. The same is true today. Quarters = laundry $$

Bob Fontaine can have my pennies. I have too many of them :D
You do know that 25 pennies = 1 quarter, don't you?

Psh no, 25 CENTS make a quarter.

25 pence makes about 45 cents :D

Psh no, 25 CENTS make a quarter.

25 pence makes about 45 cents :D
You don't make any pence, Oscar! You're speaking a foreign language.
har har har har

You don't make any pence, Oscar! You're speaking a foreign language.
har har har har

What do you mean?? YOU'RE the one not making any cents, Wade!

oooh...

cents
sents
scents

oooh...

cents
sents
scents
omg multiple homonym!!!

And they all sound the same, too!

that's like .. awesome. :D

omg thanks for this thread. im a n00b for now but when i read that we couldnt like use acrynyms i thought it meant we had to type like we were in school or something. and that would have totaly sucked:cool:

That was awesome that you took your time to do that!! I learned a few things :p IE i had no Idea what <3 meant and it was driving me crazy!! I thought that it was a retarded smiley for awhile! haha

Know it's an old thread ... But I just read it now ..
I'm already learning how to use it :D
This glosary pwns \m/ (^-^) \m/

wow thanks! this is going to take some studying, but it really helps a n00b lyk me...you rock \m/

thanks again <3
-maria

What is HTH? 20202020

Hope This/That Helps

HTH

Post edited to include HTH and some more recent abbreviations (i.e. CMWYS). :)

You might want to include FTW in there also, there's been alot of confusion over that one.

Knew there was one I forgot to add. Thanks, Ashlee :)

You could also add, that it is sometimes used in the context 'fuck the what'

:mrgreen:

<-- - used to point to one's screen name
What about ^

meaning to point up at someone, as in..

^You totally know what you're talking about! :mrgreen:

IAW & IDAW, maybe? ...

The ^ is so obvious that I didn't put it in, but I did add IAW and IDAW. Thanks, unknown_forces :)

I apresiate your job of doing that glosary.. It helped me with some things I didnt know!!! Sometimes I found some new words and I was like O.o (What???)..

thanks again!

Thank you sooooo much for this! I had no CLUE what IMO ment.....that's how dumb i am....

wow I had no idea so many abbreviations existed! O.o That list totally \m/ (see what I did there?!?)

What does FTW mean?

For The Win

As in "Reading the glossary to find out what FTW means instead of making a post asking something already answered FTW!"

diamon ftw!!!

What about the FTFW? I still don't know what the hell the extra "f" was thrown in there for. :\

For The Fucking Win?

HTH. ;)

For The Fucking Win?

HTH. ;)
Is it really? You're not joking or anything?? ^.^; I use this glossary like a crutch... :P

IAW Nyx. :p

You know people aren't joking if Katy throws in her agreement. ;)

But yes, I'm serious about it.

What does the word "PWN" mean?

OMFG, you want to tell me Katya missed this one?? Unbelievable!

Pwn is a misspelling of the word own, and if you're not sure what the last one means, go here (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwn) ;)

Pfft I did not! HauntedGhost just didn't read my full post :p

pwn - variation of the word "own". Generally used in describing how awesome/better something is. (i.e. Evanescence pwns!)
Variations include: pwnz (pwns), pwn3d, pwned, pwnz0r

thank you that was helpfull..