No joke, I'm gonna become a paid subscriber here in about a few days. I just was a wanderin' what the "benefits" are of being a member. I read that one deal on how I'd get access to that Top Secret posting area or whatever. I was wandering if there was anything else. Like I said, I love this board and want to keep it goin' so I will anyway but I just wanted to know if there were other perks. Oh, and since I am a Newbie, will I still be allowed to take advantage of all of the member privileges? Just wanderin' like I said. Adios. Just kidin'. I don't speak Spanish. Or do I??

Well you get a bigger Avatar, more space for PM's, access to the secret forum where we chat it up on occassion.

I forget what else.

You can also see who gave you rep points, get a discount at the store, change your usertitle at will without it costing anything...

Umm...someone else wanna tell me what I'm missing?

there's also the warm fuzzy feeling. ;)

but I can't think of anything concrete that hasn't been mentioned.

Paid Subscribers get an increased avatar size (200x200), a bigger profile picture, 250 stored private messages, access to the Super-Secret Paid Subscribers Forum, and a 50% discount to the EvBoard Shop. This subscription is for 1 year.

That is what it says when you go to pay it lists what the benefits are. Im trying to think what else but i think thats it, other than to be able to see you who repped you

And you become cool.

That's all the benefits you get from being a subscriber.

I don't speak Spanish. Or do I??

Beg my pardon? Can I help you, señor? :D


Well you get a bigger Avatar, more space for PM's, access to the secret forum where we chat it up on occassion.

I forget what else.


1. Lauren pics in bikini and the best 12 female nude evboarders 2004 calendar
2. Chris (Cfw) pics in bikini as well... he's a twinklet of Amy...
3. Free sushi and tempura
4. 50% discount buying McWhisper's burritos and fajitas
5. Flooding of Miles' cookies up to vomit
6. Dev-Satan will fuck you to Death, no mercy
7. An enjoy ToB Ninjawhore stories... if you don't like them, will be amazingly banned, having a genuine mood comment for free...
8. You will be my next hot rib, so Metalrep will rest at least but not last.


You can also see who gave you rep points, get a discount at the store, change your usertitle at will without it costing anything...

...and act as the avenger, giving 'tit for tat' rep points... *Dr. Evil's spoke*

I wanna become paid subscriber so badly already like few months ... first i didnt have credit card .. now i have ..so i was already paying .. and then it said we dont accept ur card or something .. i Got "solo"

i wouldnt mind being a paid subscriber, not nescessarily for some reputation, but just generally giving a lil money away to a place that deserves it ;)
but i have a couple of problems
1) im no good at converting $ into £
2) im useless at understanding it all<< which is the major big. ive tried, i really have, or am i just not looking hard enough?

2) im useless at understanding it all<< which is the major big. ive tried, i really have, or am i just not looking hard enough?

What do you need to know?

No joke, I'm gonna become a paid subscriber here in about a few days.

Looks like you were joking after all.

Oh, and since I am a Newbie, will I still be allowed to take advantage of all of the member privileges?

yes, you will.
just pay and you'll get in with all the privileges... but for that, i repeat, YOU HAVE TO PAY, PAY PAY PAY!!!

All I got was a package of cheese crackers. I was at least hoping for a complimentary beverage. :cool:

And you become cool.

That's all the benefits you get from being a subscriber.
Are you sure? It doesn't seem to be working for me!:( *walks away in emoshame*
:D
i wouldnt mind being a paid subscriber, not nescessarily for some reputation,You don't JUST GET rep, you still have to work at it/for it.

Come on guys, SUBSCRIBE!! Another benefit is that as more people subscribe, the more money there is to further develop this board. I would DEFINITELY look at that as a benefit.:D

To quote Luna...

Posted by Luna..somewhere or other.
I donated $40, look where it got me

modsshouldn'thave2020202020damnit!:P

EVboard Investments up to $1,000

You will join the Salt Lake City Cartel... huge benefits... low beating sessions! :p

Have you ever gotten this message "The server is too busy, try again later" I just got it tonight for a while.

If more people donated to this board would the chances of getting this message decrease? Would we be able to operate through a faster server? From what I've heard, ToB is working on moving us over to a new server, but does that mean that the board will operate more efficient?

I don't know alot about computers (which is probably pretty obvious, from this post, to those of you who do know about computers). I would donate more bills if it would help. :cool:

Of course, there's another benefit...

The warm, fuzzy glow you'd get from knowing that you're paying for a service your using every day. :p

Have you ever gotten this message "The server is too busy, try again later" I just got it tonight for a while.

If more people donated to this board would the chances of getting this message decrease? Would we be able to operate through a faster server? From what I've heard, ToB is working on moving us over to a new server, but does that mean that the board will operate more efficient?

I don't know alot about computers (which is probably pretty obvious, from this post, to those of you who do know about computers). I would donate more bills if it would help. :cool:

I am actually currently working on getting us transfered to a new server right now; it's just taking longer than I expected.

Will that involve any downtime, ToB?

(cos, like, I begin to shake if I can't get 24hr access to the boards...) :p

Will that involve any downtime, ToB?

(cos, like, I begin to shake if I can't get 24hr access to the boards...) :p

Probably not for more than an hour...I'll keep y'all updated as to how it's going.

Becoming a paid subscriber isn't just giving ToB money. He gives something in return. He gives you the ability to have your ass chewed in a private area. Not saying that he has ever done that but it can happen.

And the secret world of an EvPS is a world that only a few can say they belong. We are a culture of many different types. Where else would you find Head, Gil, Miles D, and the rest of the bunch gathering and sharing in a drink and a plate of cookies? No where, so there is your value. Being able to chat with us all in a private area is the main plus. And the fact that you are supporting the board. Not that we are worth chatting to anyway but you can say that you have spoke to the coolest people on this board. They are all in here.

People don't become SeALS to get shot at. They do it for the status.
Payup and get that really cool larger avator and the perrywinkle colored name. Man what value.

tMR

I am actually currently working on getting us transfered to a new server right now; it's just taking longer than I expected.


Is that as complicated as moving to a new house? Do you find strange things lurking behind old threads and dustbunnies the size of small children?

Thanks for the hard work. :cool:

I wish I could ba a paid subscriber...but it's taking longer than I want it to. I know how to pay, but you know...I don't think I'm allowed to. Damn the internet... Well, at least Paypal. :p

i think i m gonna suscribe (in november or dic) or maybe before just gotta get my mom card but if i suscribe can i be banned?

i think i m gonna suscribe (in november or dic) or maybe before just gotta get my mom card but if i suscribe can i be banned?

Ooohhh, anything's possible.

Paid subscribers can bend the rules.. a little. Anything incredibly stupid ends up in a ban. It doesn't happen often, and since you aren't going to be a pioneer in the area... we've got nothing to worry about :p.

if i suscribe can i be banned?

It's happened before

I subscribed and I am happy i did.
You're name also turns a cool color :)

if i suscribe can i be banned?

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play

I'll be watching you!

HAHAHA
That's classic gilwellian!
I needed to laugh hard today.
It's raining outside and I'm feeling a little bleh.

It's basically implied that you would act less stupid once you actually pay money to fund the board.

Why would you want to waste your money and effectively get banned off of this board?

im not gonaa being act stupid if i suscribe was just a question!

im not gonaa being act stupid if i suscribe was just a question!


I'd highly advise you keep your attitude in check while you're here.
And maybe fix your spelling and your sig.

You WILL be banned if you have an attitude here...and I'm sure our new mods are hungry for ban victims ;)

im not gonaa being act stupid if i suscribe was just a question!

I'd highly advise you keep your attitude in check while you're here.
And maybe fix your spelling and your sig.

You WILL be banned if you have an attitude here...and I'm sure our new mods are hungry for ban victims ;)

Not really...

new mods got rates to ban somebody:

$ 5.00 x 2 days
$10.00 x 5 days
$25.00 x Paid Subscriber got a permanent ban... it sounds stupid, isn't it? *special discount available for pre-teens under 14*

*special discount available for pre-teens under 14*
oh, ooh
sorry but was just a question nothing more nothing else and
i'll change my sig :(

im not gonaa being act stupid if i suscribe was just a question!

Oh no, I knew that. I was just saying as a precaution.

I signed up for half a year. Woo hoo!! :)

I signed up for half a year. Woo hoo!! :)
do you play a guitar?

Oh no, I knew that. I was just saying as a precaution.


Damned Condom n00bies! :cool:

I'm pretty sure paid subscriber reputation means more...in other words, if a subscriber reps you (good or bad) it has a stronger impact than someone of equal authoritaaa who hasn't paid.

How much do we mean when we rep?

Here's an easy way of looking at it...

Do you like being here? Do you think it's worth paying for? If you do, then just fucking pay for it.

If not, then don't.

It really is that easy.

Hereendeththelesson.

I'm pretty sure paid subscriber reputation means more...in other words, if a subscriber reps you (good or bad) it has a stronger impact than someone of equal authoritaaa who hasn't paid.

How much do we mean when we rep?

Hmmmm... just check Sodriain rep...


Hereendeththelesson. <-- Careful, strong Keltie's accent, deeply kilt lover from the Highlands! ;) GilDork :D

I asked my mom if I could become a paid subscriber (as a Christmas present) and she said she'd think about it; so I'll have to check with her when she gets home.. I really want to be one=)


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