Introducing a New Contest - the Fake Article Contest.

Since all the mods just PWNED most of you by making things up - mixed with facts - we are now asking you to do the same. We would like you to make a fake news article - about this board, its members, or Evanescence - and send it to us for laughs.

Example

We ask you to photoshop pictures, make up quotes, and basically do whatever you want to make it look like a real news story.

I'm open to suggestions on how to judge this and what to give the winner.

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Scientist from Argentina discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse

This sounds like a great idea!!
Is it just all our own ideas, or will there be some sort of topic to follow?
Does it have to be all good, or could it be bad as well?
Well, I would try this possibly!!

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Right now, it is any rumor related to this board, people on it, or Evanescence. I'm not setting any rules at this point except make it as funny as you can.

You can take a look at the Outrageous Rumors Thread for ideas on some crazy things people have said about the band.

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Scientist from Argentina discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse

this does sound interesting and amusing, however i think i will be taking a spectators set on this.
as for judging it to me it seems like there are many sections that could be judged
originality, humour and just the creativity plus i also guess the peoples favourite

you need a judging panel for some of those though

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Blackbird singing in the dead of night,

Take these broken wings and learn to fly

All your life

You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Fly, Blackbird, fly

Into the light of the dark black night.

This may have been answered before, but where would we post said articles?