Ok, I got another one, heard this one from the same jackass as the previous rumor I told you guys about.
This was our convo:
He: Hey dude, I heard something about Amy again.
Me: Oh my god, here we go again.
He: But this time it is true, oh and you were right, she is not dead.
Me: I'm glad you realize it now.
He: Yeah whatever, you like Criss Angel?
Me: Yeah.
He: Amy is his daughter!
Me (almost dead from laughing): Dude, you really need to get some help.
He: But this time it is true! I saw a photograph of Criss and Amy somewhere.
Me: But that doesnt mean they're father and daughter! By the way, maybe the photograph was when they were at Phenomenon for next season or something like that.
He: Okay, dude. Believe what you wanna believe...but I swear to you...Criss is Amy's father.

At that point I just really wanted to smack him..but it was time to go home.
I'm really curious at what sites he got that from.

^

celebritygossip.net

where else would your friend receive such reliable info?

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"Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces"

LMFFAAOOOO!!!!!!

* Falls over Dying laughing *

OMFG, the things that guy comes up with L-e-v-i, is just
hillarious!!!!

This guy must really believe in EVERYTHING he hears, and
reads.

I don't need to post my own, these are simply incredable!!
* Doesn't know any in the first place *

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Hahaha, thanks.
Yeah, that dude is really crazy.
Nowadays I just ignore him, before I really going to die laughing haha.

According to one of my friends, Amy was once a talented Opera singer...

god help us if that was true.

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"Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces"

LMFAO I totally read that as "According to one of my friends, Amy was once talented."

which is sort of true

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Hahaha and one of my friends who in fact claim to know all bands really well said to me that Amy is a trained opera singer too...when in fact it's piano she studied in her youth, not voice!! When I busted his bubble he was like "Oh..."

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*___My fall will be for you_____*

Hanging out at the ev-bar a lot, aren't we?

I kid, I kid.

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"Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces"

LoL These are all great! My sister likes to tell me all the time about Amy when she hears things about her on the radio or in one of the magazines she reads. She's still convinced that Amy is pregnant although there's been no proof to that. Next time she says something to me about Amy I'll have to post it here.

BTW: I was watching the Anywhere But Home DVD and my sister asks me, "Why is her hair so long?" I looked at her like she was an idiot and said, "Because it's beautiful?" What kind of messed up question is that? My sister should really lay off the pot....ROFL!

~Monica

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[Me and My sister watching Final Destination 2 and the computer says "Freak accident"] My Sister: I thought that said "F*ck accident" Me: F*ck accident? My Sister: Yeah I hate those.

I heard that Miles D won't be joining us for a couple of weeks.

(Apparently, he got something stuck up in his bum and it'll take some creative doctors to figure a way to get it out.)

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