Outrageous Rumors - Page 130 - EvBoard

Sweet Tigger · 05-16-2008, 12:31 PM

Laugh My Fucking Ass Off!!!

I have never laughed so hard, by reading these, they
are just Hillarious!!

TearsofShadows · 05-18-2008, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sketch

Ladies and Gentlemen introducing- The Evmobile.

Recently pictures have surfaced on this forum containing pictures of said vehicle but users were unaware of its significance. In other news- Amy Lee has employed a new tactic in her scheme to brainwash unsuspecting duck fans:

For example:

And just when you think you're safe you get attacked from behind by:

And where's my evidence, you may ask.... Three words- THE ONLY ONE!

So THAT'S where my rubber duckies went!

What'd they DO to them?!

though, i am flattered they chose them to ride....

Saphira · 05-18-2008, 09:58 PM

I heard Amy was pregnant with Tim's love child. OH NOES!

TearsofShadows · 05-19-2008, 08:14 AM

Nah. I don't think so.

Actually, now Tim'll have the E.M.O STD if this is the case.........

**Nyx** · 05-19-2008, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saphira

I heard Amy was pregnant with Tim's love child. OH NOES!

but I wanted to have his lovechild first. no fair!

broken_inside_0133 · 05-19-2008, 01:26 PM

hey...if you sneezed on a tissue and then put it on ebay and said it was Amy Lee's...could you sell it? lol

L-e-v-i · 05-20-2008, 06:31 AM

Okay guys, ready for this?
So I was at school today and my best friend came to me.
He: Hey dude, you like Evanescence, right?
I: Hell yeah!
He: What do you think about Amy?
I: Well, she is hot! And really nice!
He: Okay dude, sorry to tell you this but she passed away last night.
I: Yeah right! And I'm going to beat Barack Obama in the race for being the next USA president!
He: No dude, I'm serious. She was riding in her car when Ben Moody drove her right off the bridge!
I: Amy doesnt even have a car!
He: She does now!
I: Well, okay dude, keep on dreaming. I gotta go now, I'm going to be late for class!

I just couldn't stop laughing!
I mean: Amy drives a car? Yeah damn right!

TearsofShadows · 05-24-2008, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyx

but I wanted to have his lovechild first. no fair!

Quick! Steal him before he's gone! Limited offer only!

Sweet Tigger · 05-24-2008, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-e-v-i

He: No dude, I'm serious. She was riding in her car when Ben Moody drove her right off the bridge!

Exactly what you said L-e-v-i......
For one, she does Not have a car, and
for two, she hasn't talked to Ben in years.
* Diiiiies Laughing *

All of these are freaking hillarious!!
You all crack me right up, great imaginations!!

L-e-v-i · 05-24-2008, 02:33 PM

Thanks.
I still don't know where he got that story from.
Maybe on stupidestrumors.com or something lol.

05-16-2008, 12:31 PM	#1291 (permalink)
Sweet Tigger Miss Happy-Go-Lucky Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Over The Rainbow Age: 31 Posts: 1,898 Points: 10,612.42 Bank: 41,515.84 Total Points: 52,128.26 Donate	Laugh My Fucking Ass Off!!! I have never laughed so hard, by reading these, they are just Hillarious!! __________________ Always Believe In Your Self!!!

05-18-2008, 09:58 PM	#1293 (permalink)
Saphira Skirt Chaser Join Date: May 2004 Location: Forks, WA Posts: 271 Points: 9,624.53 Bank: 0.87 Total Points: 9,625.40 Donate	I heard Amy was pregnant with Tim's love child. OH NOES! __________________ I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy March 14,2005

05-19-2008, 01:26 PM	#1296 (permalink)
broken_inside_0133 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: United States Age: 16 Posts: 48 Points: 3,824.76 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,824.76 Donate	hey...if you sneezed on a tissue and then put it on ebay and said it was Amy Lee's...could you sell it? lol __________________ ~PrOmIsEs ArE LiEs~[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

05-20-2008, 06:31 AM	#1297 (permalink)
L-e-v-i n00blet Join Date: May 2008 Location: Holland Posts: 14 Points: 975.66 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 975.66 Donate	The funniest bs you ever heard! Okay guys, ready for this? So I was at school today and my best friend came to me. He: Hey dude, you like Evanescence, right? I: Hell yeah! He: What do you think about Amy? I: Well, she is hot! And really nice! He: Okay dude, sorry to tell you this but she passed away last night. I: Yeah right! And I'm going to beat Barack Obama in the race for being the next USA president! He: No dude, I'm serious. She was riding in her car when Ben Moody drove her right off the bridge! I: Amy doesnt even have a car! He: She does now! I: Well, okay dude, keep on dreaming. I gotta go now, I'm going to be late for class! I just couldn't stop laughing! I mean: Amy drives a car? Yeah damn right!

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L-e-v-i n00blet Join Date: May 2008 Location: Holland Posts: 14 Points: 975.66 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 975.66 Donate	Thanks. I still don't know where he got that story from. Maybe on stupidestrumors.com or something lol.

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