Outrageous Rumors - EvBoard

**Miles D** · 08-14-2005, 09:14 AM

I heard that the Ev monkeys are everywhere and plan to take over Memphis as people watch in horror. I also heard that Evanescence condemns the Ev-monkeys' actions and plan to refer them to the U.N. security council for possible sanctions: denying them their banana allowance.

I also know I heard that Amy's half eaten toast was on E-bay, but no picture was included.

What rumors have you all heard, lately?

Bristlehead · 08-14-2005, 09:48 AM

Do you know if the other thread about rumors got lost in the crash? It was HUGE...

Heliosis · 08-14-2005, 10:23 AM

That thread was Gigantic! But so was The Sex Swing Amy wanted Ben in. That's why he left you know..

Guitar Synth kid · 08-14-2005, 10:33 AM

I wonder if you could sell an Amy Lee shaped pretzyl on ebay?

Katya · 08-14-2005, 10:48 AM

Well whoever started the thread with the 'rumor' about all Ev videos being about bondage shoudl repost that because that was hilarious

Let's see. Ev rumors.

~Amy is Satanic. (A couple of people at the salon my mom goes to have actually asked me this. I looked at them for a few seconds before cracking up.)

~All of Ev's songs are about death and dying. (my brother gets that in school all the time.) In a very emotastic gawth way of course.

~The new album's name will be called "Risen." If no one gets this then y'all suck...hehehe such an old joke but I had to.

If I recall from the old thread, there were several EvBoard jokes that were included, so I'll put a couple of them here too...

~That Snow White chick who everybody likes? She's actually a real nasty hacker. That's why, in the past, the board has crashed for hours after one of her visits. She revels in our panic and confusion, and ToB's frustration (though lately, she seems to be losing her touch

) WHY ISN'T SHE BANNED YET?!

~Cfw828 looks so much like Amy, his nickname is ToA - Teh Other Amy. He has tried to impersonate her on a number of occasions and has been caught several times.

Heliosis · 08-14-2005, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katya

~Cfw828 looks so much like Amy, his nickname is ToA - Teh Other Amy. He has tried to impersonate her on a number of occasions and has been caught several times.

I knew somethign wasn't Right when Amy was in that Miniskirt!

BlackMagic · 08-14-2005, 11:19 AM

The one about Ev being goth - that's really funny, and still painfully popular.

My friend seriously told me that Amy was a prostitute.

Pff, Risen... you're right, that is old!

punkbutterfly05 · 08-14-2005, 11:48 AM

havent heard any lately......hmmmm..*ponders*....but are yu serious about the whole monkey thing???

**Miles D** · 08-14-2005, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkbutterfly05

havent heard any lately......hmmmm..*ponders*....but are yu serious about the whole monkey thing???

Yep. As serious is as serious can be. Damn, it's horrific here. *reloads shotgun*

atreyuROCK · 08-14-2005, 12:25 PM

Something about Amy was in serious sect about sacrifice and etc.

08-14-2005, 09:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
Miles D Obama Osama Obama Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Memphis, TN Age: 30 Posts: 2,910 Points: 39.02 Bank: 286,061.95 Total Points: 286,100.97 Donate	Outrageous Rumors I heard that the Ev monkeys are everywhere and plan to take over Memphis as people watch in horror. I also heard that Evanescence condemns the Ev-monkeys' actions and plan to refer them to the U.N. security council for possible sanctions: denying them their banana allowance. I also know I heard that Amy's half eaten toast was on E-bay, but no picture was included. What rumors have you all heard, lately? __________________ Last edited by Miles D : 08-14-2005 at 09:15 AM. Reason: This is part two to the original outrageous rumors thread (pre wipe evboard)

08-14-2005, 10:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
Heliosis Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Age: 17 Posts: 560 Points: 1,757.87 Bank: 2,446.10 Total Points: 4,203.97 Donate	That thread was Gigantic! But so was The Sex Swing Amy wanted Ben in. That's why he left you know.. __________________ Evboard "Other Bands" Page

08-14-2005, 10:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
Katya Mega Post Monkey Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: London Age: 21 Posts: 6,164 Points: 8,136.17 Bank: 1,468,546.54 Total Points: 1,476,682.71 Donate	Well whoever started the thread with the 'rumor' about all Ev videos being about bondage shoudl repost that because that was hilarious Let's see. Ev rumors. ~Amy is Satanic. (A couple of people at the salon my mom goes to have actually asked me this. I looked at them for a few seconds before cracking up.) ~All of Ev's songs are about death and dying. (my brother gets that in school all the time.) In a very emotastic gawth way of course. ~The new album's name will be called "Risen." If no one gets this then y'all suck...hehehe such an old joke but I had to. If I recall from the old thread, there were several EvBoard jokes that were included, so I'll put a couple of them here too... ~That Snow White chick who everybody likes? She's actually a real nasty hacker. That's why, in the past, the board has crashed for hours after one of her visits. She revels in our panic and confusion, and ToB's frustration (though lately, she seems to be losing her touch ) WHY ISN'T SHE BANNED YET?! ~Cfw828 looks so much like Amy, his nickname is ToA - Teh Other Amy. He has tried to impersonate her on a number of occasions and has been caught several times. __________________

08-14-2005, 11:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
BlackMagic Old School Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Across the Pond. Age: 17 Posts: 953 Points: 7,780.36 Bank: 114,777.98 Total Points: 122,558.34 Donate	The one about Ev being goth - that's really funny, and still painfully popular. My friend seriously told me that Amy was a prostitute. Pff, Risen... you're right, that is old! __________________ Updated: 12-08-07 OR HERE \| OR HERE "Portraiture would be easy if everyone was bald." ~ spiderfall "peese out"

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Guitar Synth kid Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Chicago (Streamwood), IL Age: 22 Posts: 39 Points: 274.84 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 274.84 Donate	I wonder if you could sell an Amy Lee shaped pretzyl on ebay?

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