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KalinNichole · 08-30-2009, 02:16 PM

So, following in Freddy's footsteps here, I am going to start my own little random thread filled with my thoughts, reveries, random poems/lyrics, musings,favorite quotes, life experiences, photos etc. Basically it will be like an LJ just on Evboard. It's an EJ!

So today I realized that there is nothing quite like that first long, hot shower after you've been sick. I'm like 90% better that I was yesterday when I was 500% sick. I seem to remember something from a math class in the distant past about it being incorrect to say anything above 100% because it's misleading or something. Hmm...I suppose if I were truly 500% sick I would be dead. UNLESS, of course, the sickness scale goes to 1000%. Then I would only be half sick.

If you have sex with your clone would that be masturbation?

I'm really considering going back to being a vegetarian when I get some iron supplements. Boy I missed bacon for those two years though. Maybe I'll eat bacon every day for like a month before I go veg.

I'm not sure why, but my mom and I have been naming the huge spiders we find around the new house and every one of them has an H name. We've had Helga, Hector, Hannibal, Helen, Henry and Henrietta. I think I'll start naming the lizards next. Maybe I'll give them B names. Burt, Barney, Betty...

KalinNichole · 08-30-2009, 08:24 PM

This is one of the man eating spiders we are battling with here at the new house. Meet Hannibal. This little shit built a web that stretched completely across the door frame. He was obviously planning a murder-suicide, but we saw him before we stepped into his web and he just ended up getting smushed.

**Angel333** · 08-30-2009, 08:43 PM

Wow, awesome spider Kalin. I used to have one oustside my door, and I could literally hear him crunching at night lol

KalinNichole · 08-30-2009, 08:47 PM

ehh I don't keep these around long enough to see if I can hear them crunch. I keep expecting one to unlock the door, step right in and say "howdy" or something lol. I try to leave them alone if they're not bothering me, but we couldn't even get out the door because of this guy. I don't trust spiders. I had a black widow hiss at me once and that's all it took to keep me away from anything with 8 legs.

**Wildangel** · 08-30-2009, 09:13 PM

That looks creepy. i can't get a good pic of a spider to save my life. we had tons outside. katie would throw stuff in it's web and watch it run.

**Melanie** · 08-30-2009, 11:09 PM

Ummm Kalin, if you expect Emmy to stay at your house next weekend you better pretend this convo never happened.
Abort, Abort!

KalinNichole · 08-30-2009, 11:18 PM

ooops lol ok.

Em, this was all a joke. That is not a real spider. That's an actor I hired to play a spider for shits and giggles.

Now I shall address global warming. We all know its bad and its causing a lot of problems for the planet, but its time I own up to the real reason the polar bears are dying. It has nothing to do with global warming.

The truth is...

I EATZ their habitatz!

Yes I'm a slave to my pica. I make late night runs to sonic for their ice. I'm a very valuable customer to them.

Freddy · 08-31-2009, 01:52 AM

I hate bugs, but at the same time I feel guilty when I kill one. Even an ant.

music box · 08-31-2009, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kalinnichole

holy fuck!!!!!!

omg.omg.omg.omg.omg.omg.

**just an illusion** · 08-31-2009, 10:55 AM

^Indeed. I would move out immediately if such monster lived at my place. Last week I saw a rather small spider in my room and almost had a heart attack.

08-30-2009, 02:16 PM	Random Kaliness Post #1 (permalink)
KalinNichole Self Inflicted Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Pigeon Forge, TN Age: 20 Posts: 924 Points: 24,236.51 Bank: 45.69 Total Points: 24,282.20 Donate	Random Kaliness So, following in Freddy's footsteps here, I am going to start my own little random thread filled with my thoughts, reveries, random poems/lyrics, musings,favorite quotes, life experiences, photos etc. Basically it will be like an LJ just on Evboard. It's an EJ! So today I realized that there is nothing quite like that first long, hot shower after you've been sick. I'm like 90% better that I was yesterday when I was 500% sick. I seem to remember something from a math class in the distant past about it being incorrect to say anything above 100% because it's misleading or something. Hmm...I suppose if I were truly 500% sick I would be dead. UNLESS, of course, the sickness scale goes to 1000%. Then I would only be half sick. If you have sex with your clone would that be masturbation? I'm really considering going back to being a vegetarian when I get some iron supplements. Boy I missed bacon for those two years though. Maybe I'll eat bacon every day for like a month before I go veg. I'm not sure why, but my mom and I have been naming the huge spiders we find around the new house and every one of them has an H name. We've had Helga, Hector, Hannibal, Helen, Henry and Henrietta. I think I'll start naming the lizards next. Maybe I'll give them B names. Burt, Barney, Betty...

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08-30-2009, 08:24 PM	Random Kaliness Post #2 (permalink)
KalinNichole Self Inflicted Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Pigeon Forge, TN Age: 20 Posts: 924 Points: 24,236.51 Bank: 45.69 Total Points: 24,282.20 Donate	This is one of the man eating spiders we are battling with here at the new house. Meet Hannibal. This little shit built a web that stretched completely across the door frame. He was obviously planning a murder-suicide, but we saw him before we stepped into his web and he just ended up getting smushed.

08-30-2009, 08:43 PM	Random Kaliness Post #3 (permalink)
Angel333 There, their, they're Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Springfield, MA Age: 33 Posts: 1,550 Points: 22,278.37 Bank: 8,830,791.44 Total Points: 8,853,069.81 Donate	Wow, awesome spider Kalin. I used to have one oustside my door, and I could literally hear him crunching at night lol

08-30-2009, 08:47 PM	Random Kaliness Post #4 (permalink)
KalinNichole Self Inflicted Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Pigeon Forge, TN Age: 20 Posts: 924 Points: 24,236.51 Bank: 45.69 Total Points: 24,282.20 Donate	ehh I don't keep these around long enough to see if I can hear them crunch. I keep expecting one to unlock the door, step right in and say "howdy" or something lol. I try to leave them alone if they're not bothering me, but we couldn't even get out the door because of this guy. I don't trust spiders. I had a black widow hiss at me once and that's all it took to keep me away from anything with 8 legs.

08-30-2009, 09:13 PM	Random Kaliness Post #5 (permalink)
Wildangel Moderator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,254 Points: 43,836.99 Bank: 943,255,818.31 Total Points: 943,299,655.30 Donate	That looks creepy. i can't get a good pic of a spider to save my life. we had tons outside. katie would throw stuff in it's web and watch it run.

08-30-2009, 11:09 PM	Random Kaliness Post #6 (permalink)
Melanie Still & Always Will Be Beautiful Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: So far from home... Age: 33 Posts: 2,325 Points: 104,853.30 Bank: 1,380,819,172.63 Total Points: 1,380,924,025.93 Donate	Ummm Kalin, if you expect Emmy to stay at your house next weekend you better pretend this convo never happened. Abort, Abort!

08-30-2009, 11:18 PM	Random Kaliness Post #7 (permalink)
KalinNichole Self Inflicted Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Pigeon Forge, TN Age: 20 Posts: 924 Points: 24,236.51 Bank: 45.69 Total Points: 24,282.20 Donate	ooops lol ok. Em, this was all a joke. That is not a real spider. That's an actor I hired to play a spider for shits and giggles. Now I shall address global warming. We all know its bad and its causing a lot of problems for the planet, but its time I own up to the real reason the polar bears are dying. It has nothing to do with global warming. The truth is... I EATZ their habitatz! Yes I'm a slave to my pica. I make late night runs to sonic for their ice. I'm a very valuable customer to them.

08-31-2009, 01:52 AM	Random Kaliness Post #8 (permalink)
Freddy I backfire! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: South Africa Age: 16 Posts: 370 Points: 4,498.91 Bank: 253,890.36 Total Points: 258,389.27 Donate	I hate bugs, but at the same time I feel guilty when I kill one. Even an ant.

08-31-2009, 10:55 AM	Random Kaliness Post #10 (permalink)
just an illusion in the distance fading.. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Moscow, Russia Age: 21 Posts: 2,700 Points: 19,608.24 Bank: 41,262,209.76 Total Points: 41,281,818.00 Donate	^Indeed. I would move out immediately if such monster lived at my place. Last week I saw a rather small spider in my room and almost had a heart attack.

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