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Scratchy · 10-21-2005, 09:24 AM

Yes, there's a St.Petersburg in Florida and it has nothing to do with the one i live in, Oscar!

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Should we laugh or mourn? I'm confused...

second after the first, non?

Phoenix Fires · 10-21-2005, 11:44 AM

I'd never heard of the Saint Petersburg in Florida until about a fortnight ago. I always assumed there was the one and only Russian one.

Anyway...

Actress Rose McGowan was almost arrested at a Hollywood party on Tuesday night after mistaking a security guard for a stalker. The Charmed star ended up handcuffed after confronting the man, who her representative says was "standing uncomfortably close to her." Dominique Appel tells the New York Daily News, "When Rose asked him to move away, words were exchanged. It happened he was a security guard. She was handcuffed and taken outside." After explaining herself to club bosses, McGowan was let go - and joked to pals, "If you need to be handcuffed, do it in a Dolce & Gabbana dress!"

amy

Shape · 10-21-2005, 03:31 PM

Moose attacked moose statue

hehe

procrastinator · 10-22-2005, 06:50 PM

Murderer sues god.

Um...okay

Beauty · 10-22-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by procrastinator

Murderer sues god.

Um...okay

Wow, just wow. This is the world we live in, folks. That just gives "sue-happy" a whole new meaning.

templar exile · 10-23-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by procrastinator

Murderer sues god.

Um...okay

FFS...and there I was thinking that all lawyers thought they actually were God-now I find out they think they're above God! Absolutely lmfao! (spot the cynical ex-lawyer here people

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Reminds me of the Tom Waits song 'God's Away on Business'-"Who were the one's that were left in charge? Killers, thieves and lawyers."

Oayis · 10-23-2005, 07:29 PM

Student Dies in Goal-Post Celebration
That's pretty sad, and it's definitely a unique way to die (as horrible as that sounds).

**TheLady** · 10-24-2005, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by procrastinator

Murderer sues god.

Um...okay

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Court officials said the suit will likely be dropped because they're unable to subpoena God.

HA HA HA HA......rofl....

Reminds me of that joke:

Although locked in fierce competition for what seems like forever, God and the Devil meet once every week for coffee just to catch up with each other. One week they're in heaven and the next they're in hell. When it was God's turn to host last week, the Devil was whistling a happy tune as he walked through the gates and wore a huge smile as he plopped down in the golden chair.

As he poured a cup, God said, "You look pretty pleased with yourself."

"Yeah," said the Devil, "Things are really looking up since I got that engineer last week. He's put in escalators and flush toilets, and he even found a way to control the heat in those old furnaces. I've been meaning to thank you for turning him away up here."

God looked stunned, and almost spilled coffee into the saucer. "You know that you're not supposed to get any engineers," God said. "Peter was breaking in some new help at the gates last week, and they must have made a mistake. Just send him back up and we'll straighten it out."

But the Devil just chuckled and said, "No. I think I'll keep him. He was talking about looking into better ventilation this week. I can see why you keep them all for yourself."

"Send him back," demanded God

"No," smirked the Devil.

God thundered, "Send him back, or..."

"Or what?" the Devil asked.

"Or I'll sue," finished God.

The Devil chuckled again. "Where are you going to get a lawyer?"

**Miles D** · 10-25-2005, 10:19 PM

Rome bans goldfish bowls for being cruel to animals... and also they require you to walk your dog regularly. http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html

Oscy · 10-25-2005, 11:01 PM

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Rome bans goldfish bowls for being cruel to animals... and also they require you to walk your dog regularly. http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html

Goldfish bowls always made me sad.

10-21-2005, 11:44 AM	#132 (permalink)
Phoenix Fires Mishka Lariska Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A little-known country called Wales Age: 22 Posts: 3,500 Points: 9.77 Bank: 3,300,039.98 Total Points: 3,300,049.76 Donate	I'd never heard of the Saint Petersburg in Florida until about a fortnight ago. I always assumed there was the one and only Russian one. Anyway... Actress Rose McGowan was almost arrested at a Hollywood party on Tuesday night after mistaking a security guard for a stalker. The Charmed star ended up handcuffed after confronting the man, who her representative says was "standing uncomfortably close to her." Dominique Appel tells the New York Daily News, "When Rose asked him to move away, words were exchanged. It happened he was a security guard. She was handcuffed and taken outside." After explaining herself to club bosses, McGowan was let go - and joked to pals, "If you need to be handcuffed, do it in a Dolce & Gabbana dress!" amy __________________ Romano: you are one grade A bitch. You know that Kerry? Weaver: no Robert, I'm your boss. And as long as I am you're my bitch. Now get your ass back to work.

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Miles D Cookie-head Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Memphis, TN Age: 31 Posts: 3,078 Points: 526.19 Bank: 452,978.86 Total Points: 453,505.05 Donate	Rome bans goldfish bowls for being cruel to animals... and also they require you to walk your dog regularly. http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html __________________ I need a new signature. Eek!

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