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Oscy · 12-12-2005, 04:06 PM

SHE LIES. *turns CAPS off*

Shape · 12-13-2005, 12:06 AM

Hacker attacks in US linked to Chinese military

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A systematic effort by hackers to penetrate US government and industry computer networks stems most likely from the Chinese military, the head of a leading security institute said. The attacks have been traced to the Chinese province of Guangdong, and the techniques used make it appear unlikely to come from any other source than the military, said Alan Paller, the director of the SANS Institute, an education and research organization focusing on cybersecurity.

"These attacks come from someone with intense discipline. No other organization could do this if they were not a military organization," Paller said in a conference call to announced a new cybersecurity education program.

MetalRepublican · 12-13-2005, 08:28 PM

What a story. Video of accident as well.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/...n1120132.shtml

Optimus_Prime · 12-15-2005, 01:02 PM

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005

By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

Full story herehttp://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html

victimized_one · 12-15-2005, 05:03 PM

A pregnant lady fell out of an airplane; both her parachutes didn't work. At 50 mph, she hit the ground face first. She lost 3 teeth, broke her leg, and pelvic bone, and has bruises on her face. She has had numerous surgeries but is alright, and so is the baby.

cartoon-network · 12-15-2005, 05:26 PM

OMG that... I heard about that. That was so sad, for some reason...

Scratchy · 12-15-2005, 05:48 PM

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MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!

OMFG, that's hilarious! Internet is pure evil indeed! lol

Phoenix Fires · 12-15-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Snig

OMFG, that's hilarious! Internet is pure evil indeed! lol

Oh, is it evil? Really?

*trying hard to stifle her laughter* and ewwww, that must have been quite a sight for him to see! *laughs hard*

Oscy · 12-15-2005, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix Fires

Oh, is it evil? Really?

*trying hard to stifle her laughter* and ewwww, that must have been quite a sight for him to see! *laughs hard*

C00ldooD: can i c a pic of u nekkid??

hotmilf: sure fing hunney

*download complete*

C00ldooD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

DhammaSeeker · 12-15-2005, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Oscy Woscy

Koran is more acceptable and I believe the only true way.

It's the believers in "the only true way"* that cause most of the trouble in the world.

* And no, by saying "believers in 'the only true way'", I'm not saying Muslims. I'm saying believers in any idea who think it to be "the only true way"--be they Christian, Muslim, Jew, Atheist, or Colinist.

In lighter news:
Copulating deaf couple unaware of own volume
The first officer on the scene, Frank Zipelli, reported, "I could hear those two all the way from the parking lot." According to Zipelli, "It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a ‘moo,’ and then a ‘bang’ and a higher-pitched ‘moo.’ It was like ‘MOO…BANG…MOOO!’"

12-13-2005, 08:28 PM	#183 (permalink)
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Optimus_Prime Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Philly Age: 32 Posts: 106 Points: 533.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 533.00 Donate	Man Dates Gal On Internet For Six Months -- And It Turns Out She's His Mother! MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER! Friday December 9, 2005 By Grace Green MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother! "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would. "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' " Full story herehttp://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html __________________ Freedom is the right of all Sentient Beings!

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Oscy Member of the Banned PERMA BANNED Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: England Age: 21 Posts: 1,367 Points: 49.35 Bank: 113,263.03 Total Points: 113,312.38 Donate	SHE LIES. turns CAPS off

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victimized_one n00blet Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: I live in Granite, Oklahoma. HEHE Stalkers, go away! Posts: 22 Points: 100.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 100.00 Donate	A pregnant lady fell out of an airplane; both her parachutes didn't work. At 50 mph, she hit the ground face first. She lost 3 teeth, broke her leg, and pelvic bone, and has bruises on her face. She has had numerous surgeries but is alright, and so is the baby.

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cartoon-network n00blet Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In Granite, Oklahoma, but I might move to Little Rock, Arkansas. Age: 27 Posts: 9 Points: 100.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 100.00 Donate	OMG that... I heard about that. That was so sad, for some reason...

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