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Children of the Korn
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Iowa
Age: 34
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Since the government gets to use imaginary money to cover its ass, how come I can't use Monopoly money to pay my mortgage? |
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Cookie-head
![]() Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Memphis, TN
Age: 31
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Student spends 41 hrs of his spring break inside a Wal-mart!
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Closer to Fine
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Location: Denver, Colorado
Age: 33
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Boy crawls into toy vending machine
![]() AUSTIN, Minn. (AP) - A machine filled with toys must've been awfully tempting to a three-year-old boy. The little boy crawled through the toy discharge chute in the Toy Chest claw machine at a Godfather's Pizza in Austin and got stuck amid all the toys. Fire Chief Dan Wilson says it was one of the funniest things he's ever seen. Wilson was one of three people to respond to the non-emergency call. He says the boy was inside the transparent container playing, smiling and laughing and people were taking his picture with digital cameras. Firefighters pried the door open to get the boy out. The child wasn't hurt. http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S15128.html?cat=1 |
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Children of the Korn
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Iowa
Age: 34
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OMF! I know someone who could probably spend 41 hours in Wal-mart and not blink an eye.She loves that place so much. Shit, right before Christmas the kids had me in there for 5 freaking hours walking up and down the isles, picking out gifts for their sister drawing. They decided we needed to touch everything in the store as well, and made kind of a game out of it. THEY had alot of fun. Especially Kamryn, who had chocolate on her hands(I was so not paying attention after the 3rd hour, I think I was sort of in a daze. I have no clue how she even got the chocolate to begin with). The child found it ever so amusing to touch pretty pink towels with nasty sticky hands.I almost died when I saw what she had done!! Then I noticed many of the towels looked really dirty.Probably lots of kids playing the "let's touch everything in the store with our filthy little paws" game. After that escapade, a couple of hours sans kids in Wal-mart is all I can take. With them, about 3 minutes...
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Closer to Fine
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Location: Denver, Colorado
Age: 33
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On the rare occasion I find that I must enter a Wal*Mart, I make a concerted effort to spend as little time in there as possible. See also: http://dhammaseeker.com/archives/232
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![]() Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The island of lost sunglasses
Age: 17
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A few days ago it was announced that Bossier High School would have a Jean day.. We have uniforms so a jean day would be fun and we would pay a dollar to wear them and to raise money whatever reason.
Well it was announced that we would have to pay 5 dollars! 5!! The most we ever had to pay was 1 dollar. Well today we found out why we needed to pay that extra 4 dollars ~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~ Local Bossier High principal accused of stealing school funds The principal at Bossier High School was arrested this afternoon and charged with stealing money from school accounts to pay personal bills and gambling debts. Albert "Bud" Dean, 58, was booked by Bossier Parish sheriff's detectives on a charge of felony theft. Investigators said Dean took cash from school accounts over the past 10 months. Those accounts held money from fundraisers, the football team and cheerleader squads, they said. Principals routinely have access to those accounts. Approximately $31,600 was taken since last June, deputies said. Investigators said Dean had paid back about $10,000 when they began investigating him. School system audits found money at Bossier High unaccounted for and sheriff's investigators were notified. Dean has worked for the school system for 24 years. He has been placed on leave by schools Superintendent Ken Kruithof. Copyright © 2006 ABC & KTBS 3 All Rights Reserved. http://www.ktbs.com/news/local/2544071.html |
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Glad to be back
![]() Join Date: Mar 2004
Age: 43
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CLASSIC!
What an asshole or a whole ass. Either will apply.
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Closer to Fine
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Location: Denver, Colorado
Age: 33
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Interesting tidbit.
On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. That won't ever happen again in your lifetime. You may now return to your (normal ?) life. Carry on..... |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: L-city
Age: 22
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