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Old 03-28-2006, 11:06 PM   #341 (permalink)
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Britney Sculpture of Birth Causes Stir.

Wow, that's...stupid.
What is perhaps the most ironic part of this entire thing??? The fact Brit Brit had an elective C-section!!!!
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Old 03-28-2006, 11:12 PM   #342 (permalink)
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Student spends 41 hrs of his spring break inside a Wal-mart!

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Some students set out for sun-drenched beaches and tropical party bars for spring break. Skyler Bartels, a 20-year-old Drake University sophomore, headed for the local Wal-Mart.

Bartels, an aspiring writer from Harvard, Neb., thought he'd spend a week in the store as a test of endurance, using it as the premise for a magazine article. He called his adviser and she liked the idea.

"I just intuitively thought, 'This is brilliant!'" said Carol Spaulding-Kruse, a Drake associate professor of English. "I wasn't quite sure why, but it just sounded like a really good idea."

For 41 hours, Bartels wandered the aisles of the Wal-Mart Supercenter in Windsor Heights. He watched shoppers, read magazines, watched movies on the DVD display and played video games.

He bought meals at the in-store Subway sandwich shop, but was able to catch only brief naps in a restroom stall or on lawn chairs in the garden department.

Other shoppers and employees didn't pay much attention until the end of his stay, he said, when it appeared some store greeters began to take notice — pointing at him and whispering.

A shift manager approached him and asked him if he was finding everything he needed.

"He said, 'Didn't I see you over by the magazines, like, five hours ago?' I told him, 'Maybe,'" Bartels said.

Tiring to the point of hallucinating, Bartels said he decided to go home before he was thrown out.

He considered the project a failure.

Then, The Des Moines Register, which had been contacted by Spaulding-Kruse, called to ask him about the experience. Once the story ran, ABC and other networks began calling.

He started his day Tuesday talking with Diane Sawyer on ABC's "Good Morning America" and told The Associated Press he had decided the stunt wasn't such a failure after all.

He's talked with a book agent after a Penguin books author saw the story on the Internet. He also has been contacted by New Line Cinema about a movie concept.

Tuesday afternoon he did a radio interview with National Public Radio, and CBS' "Late Show with David Letterman" was arranging a flight to New York for an appearance later in the week.

Bartels said he's surprised by the attention, but it's like a dream for anyone with hopes of ever becoming a writer.

"Whereas, I think the project itself is a failure, I could use this media stuff as a third leg of a book if I wrote it, about how America eats this stuff up," he said. "I'm incredibly happy with the press coverage. It would be kind of silly not to accept it with open arms."

The manager of the Windsor Heights Wal-Mart referred questions to company headquarters in Bentonville, Ark., where spokesman Kevin Thornton said Bartels neither violated store policy nor broke the law.

"We were unaware of his presence and if we were aware of it we certainly wouldn't have condoned it," Thornton said. "We're a retailer, not a hotel."

Thornton said the story has taken off because of Wal-Mart's stature.

"We have 3,800 locations in the U.S. One-hundred million people go through our stores every week," he said. "Wal-Mart is part of the fabric of life and this kind of reiterates that."
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Old 03-29-2006, 01:27 AM   #343 (permalink)
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Boy crawls into toy vending machine

AUSTIN, Minn. (AP) - A machine filled with toys must've been awfully tempting to a three-year-old boy.

The little boy crawled through the toy discharge chute in the Toy Chest claw machine at a Godfather's Pizza in Austin and got stuck amid all the toys.

Fire Chief Dan Wilson says it was one of the funniest things he's ever seen. Wilson was one of three people to respond to the non-emergency call. He says the boy was inside the transparent container playing, smiling and laughing and people were taking his picture with digital cameras.

Firefighters pried the door open to get the boy out.

The child wasn't hurt.

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Old 03-29-2006, 01:14 PM   #344 (permalink)
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that. is. hilarious.

I always wanted to do that when I was a kid! I never could get thru though!
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Old 03-30-2006, 02:30 AM   #345 (permalink)
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OMF! I know someone who could probably spend 41 hours in Wal-mart and not blink an eye.She loves that place so much.

Shit, right before Christmas the kids had me in there for 5 freaking hours walking up and down the isles, picking out gifts for their sister drawing. They decided we needed to touch everything in the store as well, and made kind of a game out of it. THEY had alot of fun. Especially Kamryn, who had chocolate on her hands(I was so not paying attention after the 3rd hour, I think I was sort of in a daze. I have no clue how she even got the chocolate to begin with). The child found it ever so amusing to touch pretty pink towels with nasty sticky hands.I almost died when I saw what she had done!! Then I noticed many of the towels looked really dirty.Probably lots of kids playing the "let's touch everything in the store with our filthy little paws" game.

After that escapade, a couple of hours sans kids in Wal-mart is all I can take. With them, about 3 minutes...
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On the rare occasion I find that I must enter a Wal*Mart, I make a concerted effort to spend as little time in there as possible. See also: http://dhammaseeker.com/archives/232
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Old 03-30-2006, 07:06 PM   #347 (permalink)
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Angry an outrage I tell ye! (this happend at my school BTW)

A few days ago it was announced that Bossier High School would have a Jean day.. We have uniforms so a jean day would be fun and we would pay a dollar to wear them and to raise money whatever reason.

Well it was announced that we would have to pay 5 dollars! 5!! The most we ever had to pay was 1 dollar. Well today we found out why we needed to pay that extra 4 dollars


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Local Bossier High principal accused of stealing school funds

The principal at Bossier High School was arrested this afternoon and charged with stealing money from school accounts to pay personal bills and gambling debts.

Albert "Bud" Dean, 58, was booked by Bossier Parish sheriff's detectives on a charge of felony theft.

Investigators said Dean took cash from school accounts over the past 10 months. Those accounts held money from fundraisers, the football team and cheerleader squads, they said. Principals routinely have access to those accounts.

Approximately $31,600 was taken since last June, deputies said.

Investigators said Dean had paid back about $10,000 when they began investigating him. School system audits found money at Bossier High unaccounted for and sheriff's investigators were notified.

Dean has worked for the school system for 24 years. He has been placed on leave by schools Superintendent Ken Kruithof.

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Interesting tidbit.

On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00

in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

That won't ever happen again in your lifetime.

You may now return to your (normal ?) life. Carry on.....
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You've actually got a second chance at 01:02:03 on May 4th 2006 - it's 04/05/06 too, but for Europeans. We've already missed a chance at 01:02:03 on May 6th 2004 - Japanese were the lucky ones
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