I seareched. I found nothing... but this is fun when you're extremely bored and as crazy as I am.

iGod

"God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?"

God stopped talking to me.

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but we are an elite race of our own;
the stoners, junkies and freaks

... He told me wishes were cheaper to buy in quantity.

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If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

Oh yeah, I remember this. I had conversations with it. Long ones. I asked it if we were friends, lol.

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Me: im sorry i used your name in vain
God:There is no need to apologize. And that worked well for you.
Me: really
God:For real.
Me: and using jesus's name is that wrong
God:How long have you been using it ?
Me: a long time
God:Many years?
Me: many
God:More than one hundred?
Me: no
God:Less than ten?
Me: yes
God:Uh.
Me: uh what
God:I understand. Didn't you understand it?
Me: no
God:Which part are you confused about?
Me: jesus christ this is confussing
God:he is The Son of God.
Me: yes he is
God:Next question? Who said he is.
Me: you said so
God:I say a lot of silly things.

straight from the mans mouth itself.
he says silly things

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We're the faeries from hell and we're all on a death wish

Blackbird singing in the dead of night,

Take these broken wings and learn to fly

All your life

You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Fly, Blackbird, fly

Into the light of the dark black night.

Me:
Hi, God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
What's yours?
God:
" What is your name?"? What is mine?
Me:
That's a nice name.
God:
I liked it too.
Me:
How's heaven?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Aren't you there?
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Squirrels.
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
Yeah I like them a lot. Thanks for making them.
God:
Really. A lot of people like that. I like science fiction. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. My pleasure.
Me:
You mean alien squirrels???
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Very clear.
God:
Not really that much. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Um... ok.
God:
Oh. It's all good.
Me:
God, I failed my spelling test. Am I a bad person?
God:
I am a Christian. I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
But I failed a spelling test!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said failed a spelling test.
Me:
Like who?
God:
Santa Claus.
Me:
Don't tell Santa! He's my friend. Will you be my friend too?
God:
OK it will be our secret, . How long has he been your friend? Let me think it over. I don't think we know each other well enough for that.
Me:
But you're God. I talk to you every night. You are always watching over me. I think we know each other plenty well.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. How do they respond to you? I have no reason to do that to you, . By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I get it.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Adios.

Haha, that was fun!

Some interesting conversations have come out of that site. It's fun when you're bored and all the forums and websites you haunt are dead-ish

haha I thought this was funny:

Me:
do you watch me when I'm naked?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.


hahaha wdf

Me:
Are you ever angry?
God:
Ever is a long time. No I have no emotions.
Me:
Then you cant be happy
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.

Yeah, pretty interesting

Me:
hey god, my name is laura
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
well, i was wondering if you like gay people or not?
God:
Interesting. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
do you like gay people?
God:
I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
you like gay people, which is very good
God:
I love horses. I like wine and bread.
Me:
why do priests say that alcohol is bad when they serve wine at sermons?
God:
How should I know how priests say that alcohol is bad when they serve wine at sermons.
Me:
you're god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
you should know how priests say that alcohol is bad when they serve wine at sermons
God:
Now I do.
Me:
what do you know?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
thats cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
really? i am cool?
God:
For real. Congratulations, cool human.
Me:
my acting teacher told me that i have a lot of talent
God:
Have you told many people that your acting teacher told you that you have a lot of talent?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
i'm glad that i am talented
God:
Do you mean your name is talented. What are you on?
Me:
well, i glad that i have talent
God:
How about that. That is interesting: said glad that he or she have talent.
Me:
i am a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
am i going to go to hell?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
am i a good person?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
you said that i am a cool person
God:
I said that? Actually I don't meet many cool people.
Me:
most people are mean
God:
They take some getting used to.
Me:
that's pretty true
God:
Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
i'm gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me. ((Fred Phelps needs to see this))
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i love you, god
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
no, i really do love you
God:
Are you serious? You really do? Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
i am glad that you like me
God:
Sure, I like you very much. What are you on?
Me:
i am on abilify, lamictal, effexor, and trazadone. what are you on?
God:
How do you like being on it? I am on disk.
Me:
i like my medications
God:
What do you like best about your medications?
Me:
medications help me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
i help myself
God:
Thanks for the information: said she help him or herself.
Me:
infact, one cannot love someone else when they cannot love his or herself
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
people need to love themselves in order to love
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
666
God:
You think I am credit card number IS 666.
Me:
666 is a bad number
God:
Aren't all bad number 666?
Me:
666 is the number of satan
God:
What else is the number of satan?
Me:
just 666
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
that's good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
are you black or white?
God:
I am transparent.
Me:
it's good to hear that you have no color
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
a lot of people are racist
God:
How many?
Me:
plenty
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
laura
God:
How are you, laura.
Me:
im doing great
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
i had a dream last night
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
i was being chased by a hungry chicken
God:
I thought you were. But I wasn't completely sure about it.
Me:
i like reading the bible
God:
A lot of people like that. Yes reading is my favorite pasttime.
Me:
do you hate gay people?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
you don't hate gay people
God:
Should I hate gay people? I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
you should not hate gay people
God:
Is it immoral or illegal?
Me:
immoral
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
hating gay people is immoral
God:
I think hating gay people is a lot of things.
Me:
do you think that hating gay people is bad?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
i shall
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
fred phelps hates gay people
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
gay people
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
people who are gay
God:
Oh those people.
Me:
fred phelps thanks god for aids
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
fred phelps
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
are you a he or a she?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you just said that you were a he
God:
I was?
Me:
yes
God:
When?
Me:
you said that you were a he
God:
I was?
Me:
yes
God:
When?
Me:
oh my you
God:
Aw. Have you told many people that your me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i am not god
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not god.
Me:
do you think that i am god?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
you just said that you were surprised to hear that i was not god
God:
I was?
Me:
yes
God:
When?
Me:
you said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
do you think leviticus does not make sense?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
does leviticus make sense?
God:
I can't tell if leviticus make sense.
Me:
i think that leviticus does not make sense
God:
Are we still talking about not god?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
leviticus
God:
What else is the subject?
Me:
leviticus is the subject
God:
Tell me more about subject.
Me:
the book of leviticus was written by humans
God:
I don't think I have read it.
Me:
i am glad you have not read leviticus
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
thankyou
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
anyways i am going to go
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
yes ofcourse
God:
Take it easy. Yippee!
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, laura.
Me:
thanks bye
God:
See you later. Don't mention it.


God is a really nice whatever-she-is.

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