Spanish For Gringos

**gilwellian** · 04-01-2008, 06:50 PM

SPANISH FOR GRINGOS (Para que los Gringos aprendan castellano)

There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some sentence in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it. Don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a Gringo and you can't speak
Spanish, we'll be helpful in your learning. For an instance, we took from it
some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how
easy is to speak Spanish.

(léanlo en ingles, esta genial!)

1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
4. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a
chickenshit. (jajaja... coño que bueno)
5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kinda sad
6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest
8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives
9. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop
bugging me
10.See eye = si hay = yes we have
11. T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an
erection (jajaja... este es mejor)
13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you

Ready! At least you can go to Mexico right now.

Jane · 04-01-2008, 10:59 PM

O.o; I had no idea Spanish pronunciation was quite THAT different, lol. Learn something new every day.

Mucho (er, is it mucho or muchos?) gracias, Senor GilMod!

P.S. (What's the key code for the n wilt the the tilde? I need to use Function + Alt + ###, but I can't remember the number!) Until I figure it out... senor = senyor, lol.

Sophia · 04-01-2008, 11:16 PM

lololol Gil that's awesome. Next time I need help with my tarea from Spanish class I know where to go :P

TooLost2BeSaved · 06-30-2008, 10:21 PM

Jaja, q bueno! Lo inventaste solo?

Luithium · 07-13-2008, 03:18 PM

Está muy bueno

Me hicieron reir mucho algunos.

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Ripley · 08-05-2008, 10:55 AM

hahahahaha, q bueno estuvo esto xD me rei como por una hora xDDD

Isis Cullen · 07-16-2009, 12:37 AM

jajajajjajajajajajaja

estuvo muy bueno esas frases jajaja

Mythfairy · 11-17-2009, 09:33 PM

Jaja Como se me pudo haber pasado este thread??? Super gracioso!!!

Tienes que hacer mas!!!!

04-01-2008, 06:50 PM	Spanish For Gringos Post #1 (permalink)
gilwellian Missed Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Barcelona Age: 47 Posts: 4,330 Points: 185,994.30 Bank: 312,703,829.55 Total Points: 312,889,823.86 Donate	Spanish For Gringos SPANISH FOR GRINGOS (Para que los Gringos aprendan castellano) There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some sentence in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it. Don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a Gringo and you can't speak Spanish, we'll be helpful in your learning. For an instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish. (léanlo en ingles, esta genial!) 1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner 2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair 3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man 4. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chickenshit. (jajaja... coño que bueno) 5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kinda sad 6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags 7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest 8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives 9. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me 10.See eye = si hay = yes we have 11. T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold? 12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection (jajaja... este es mejor) 13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you Ready! At least you can go to Mexico right now.

04-01-2008, 10:59 PM	Spanish For Gringos Post #2 (permalink)
Jane Das feuer liebt mich. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Baltimore, MD Age: 22 Posts: 4,291 Points: 2,305.62 Bank: 5,813,655.74 Total Points: 5,815,961.36 Donate	O.o; I had no idea Spanish pronunciation was quite THAT different, lol. Learn something new every day. Mucho (er, is it mucho or muchos?) gracias, Senor GilMod! P.S. (What's the key code for the n wilt the the tilde? I need to use Function + Alt + ###, but I can't remember the number!) Until I figure it out... senor = senyor, lol. Last edited by Jane : 04-01-2008 at 11:03 PM

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