The Complaint Album - Page 5 - EvBoard

Burning_Angel · 08-04-2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by AngelofSolitude

Album Title: The Revolving Door

1.Band Sacrifice
2.I Never Do Anything When I am Sober, Because It Rarely Happens,But If I Called You It Would Be to Fire You
3.Weight Of My Ass
4.Heroin
5.Watch Out Tim And Terry I will Be Off Cloud 9 Shortly
6.Snow White Bitch
7.Overproduced Song Blah Blah
8.Boo Hoo Whine Whine Whine
9.I Haven't Lost Control Of The Sheep
10.I Am The Only One In Evanescence
11.My Band
12. All That I Am Destroying
13.Crappy Slow Song Excluding Band Members

Bonus:
The Last Band Member I'm Firing Is You

though i dont like the amybashing, that's absolutely hilirious

Mythfairy · 08-04-2007, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AngelofSolitude

Together Again....Just Kidding. I am Evanescence.

The video for that song could be Amy reuniting with the ex-members on the GE video set. Then, when she's just raising their hopes to play in the band again, THEY WILL BURN!!! Bwhahahahaha! Fire all over the place, except where Amy is. Then, she would just laugh like at the end of the CWYS video.

Selfish&Cold · 08-04-2007, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mythfairy

The video for that song could be Amy reuniting with the ex-members on the GE video set. Then, when she's just raising their hopes to play in the band again, THEY WILL BURN!!! Bwhahahahaha! Fire all over the place, except where Amy is. Then, she would just laugh like at the end of the CWYS video.

Better yet, she could just pour gasoline all over the place and light the match. And as you stated cackle and watch Evanescence burn.

etherealme · 08-04-2007, 03:50 PM

Bring me my Sheep- An ode to all those that bahhhed at her feet while she shat upon the rest of those who stood by her.

Get off my cloud9- It's mine damnit, mine. How dare you come within 20 ft. of my cloud. I'll sic my lawyers on you...

Amy had some little Lambs- Again another tribute to those who continue to gaze and graze upon the wonder that is Amyescence.Complete with a sample of the original song done by a 20 pc. string choir at the end. Truly awe inspiring, especially when the lead Ewe does her bit for the choir. Awww.

Forever gone, no more band members- A working title. It would be a hit but she pissed everyone off so bad it actually happened.

EWE- * The grass has been grazed from this field, but I'm too tired to lead you to greener pastures, I wish I could sleep but your bleating is horrible tonight. *
Can y'all imagine what a mess they are gonna make in the venues?

*EWWW*

My lack of #1's off the last album- pretty self explanatory really.

Something is missing (why do people always take things from me) A song dedicated to the disappearance of her career....

Bah No more- *Just shut up, I can't hear myself think. You all make me wanna drink. You make it impossible to stay sober* I can't stand it, I can't stand it. You all need to Bah no more*

Shivercide · 08-04-2007, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mythfairy

Um... I believe this thread stated that it was gonna be about Amy. There are a few posts that talk about John, Rocky or other ex-members but they all get the main idea: "The Amy Drama".

I don't mind if people bash John or Rocky or anyone else, but this thread in particular is not the place for that.

Well, considering there's already two other threads that have been created to bash Amy in, one which is still open, perhaps a third is a bit unnecessary. I understand this one is "all in good fun" but we really don't want this board to be all about hating Amy. This is the Band Rants forum, not the Amy Rants. I think three threads just for bashing Amy in is a little overdoing it. I guess what I'm really trying to say is, when creating threads like this, expect some different opinions. An entirely new thread shouldn't have to be created to voice those opinions.

Mythfairy · 08-04-2007, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Shivercide

Well, considering there's already two other threads that have been created to bash Amy in, one which is still open, perhaps a third is a bit unnecessary. I understand this one is "all in good fun" but we really don't want this board to be all about hating Amy. This is the Band Rants forum, not the Amy Rants. I think three threads just for bashing Amy in is a little overdoing it. I guess what I'm really trying to say is, when creating threads like this, expect some different opinions. An entirely new thread shouldn't have to be created to voice those opinions.

But it wouldn't be another "Amy bashing thread", they were talking about the ex-members, not Amy, so it would be a different one, but if the mods feel all posts from all band members or ex-members should be posted here (keeping in tune with the thread), then so be it.

Burning_Angel · 08-04-2007, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mythfairy

But it wouldn't be another "Amy bashing thread", they were talking about the ex-members, not Amy, so it would be a different one, but if the mods feel all posts from all band members or ex-members should be posted here (keeping in tune with the thread), then so be it.

oh come on, is a funny thread, lets keep with the songs titles

Selfish&Cold · 08-04-2007, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Perfect_Darkness

oh come on, is a funny thread, lets keep with the songs titles

Exactly. Everone is being freindly about too. I think we are all playing nicely. It's fun.

SAGA · 08-04-2007, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by †Malice_Angel†

10. The first song not wasted on a former bandmember/past lover: Amy wanted to try something new.... she took her piano and wrote a song about playing the piano.

She fired that too...

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Originally Posted by Shivercide

This is the Band Rants forum, not the Amy Rants.

She said so herself: "I am Evanescence, Evanescence is me..."

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Originally Posted by Mythfairy

All this gives me ideas of possible new song titles, but that's not the topic of this thread... lol.

What a coincidence! Look what I came up with last night (...and posted on the Anti-Amy Lee Livejournal)!

Amyescence-The Revolving Door Tracklist

1. Woe is me
2. I'm such an artist, I can't just do something, I have to get creative with it
3. They're all so jealous
4. Airing dirty laundry
5. I'm the only female and they hate me because of it
6. My art is too dark and epic
7. IIIIIII CAAAAAN'T HOOOOLLLLDDD AAAA NOOOTE SOOO IIIII NEEEEEED TOOOOOO DRAAAAG OUUUUT EEEVEEERRRRYYY SYYYLLLLAAABLE LIIIKE THIIIIS
8. You're fired (over the cellphone) for wanting to be more than a hired monkey!
9. I'm the goddess of all gothicness-worship me or die
10. No wait, I'm not goth, look! I'm a pink cupcake
11. It's MY band! MINE! a.k.a. "I am Evanescence, I am the only original member. I have basically hired the band. Evanescence has become me. It is mine and it's exactly how I want to be."
12. We f---in deserve to be up here
13. Ripping some guy a new one for asking me to support the fans who got me to where I am and gave me free publicity

Mythfairy · 08-04-2007, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AngelofSolitude

Exactly. Everone is being freindly about too. I think we are all playing nicely. It's fun.

Yep, yep!

Snow White and the 7 Ex-Dwarfs: David, Ben, Shaun, Will, John, Rocky and her ex-manager.

The Proof is in the Pudding: Song about how she "proved" to everyone that her writing is better than Ben's, little did she know that her pudding actually sucks...

Lies!: about how everyone lies except her. This one will have a chorus just singing the word "lies" in (yeah, you guessed it) latin.

View Poll Results: Which "Amyescence" cover song do you think would make a good video?
Ben Is Immortal	13	19.70%
I Never Do Anything When I Am Sober...	25	37.88%
Taking Over the Sheep	2	3.03%
Tourniquet (Just Let Me Eat)	11	16.67%
Band Sacrifice	10	15.15%
Other	5	7.58%
Voters: 66. You may not vote on this poll

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etherealme Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Iowa Age: 34 Posts: 876 Points: 26,995.97 Bank: 7,955.40 Total Points: 34,951.37 Donate	Bring me my Sheep- An ode to all those that bahhhed at her feet while she shat upon the rest of those who stood by her. Get off my cloud9- It's mine damnit, mine. How dare you come within 20 ft. of my cloud. I'll sic my lawyers on you... Amy had some little Lambs- Again another tribute to those who continue to gaze and graze upon the wonder that is Amyescence.Complete with a sample of the original song done by a 20 pc. string choir at the end. Truly awe inspiring, especially when the lead Ewe does her bit for the choir. Awww. Forever gone, no more band members- A working title. It would be a hit but she pissed everyone off so bad it actually happened. EWE- * The grass has been grazed from this field, but I'm too tired to lead you to greener pastures, I wish I could sleep but your bleating is horrible tonight. * Can y'all imagine what a mess they are gonna make in the venues? EWWW My lack of #1's off the last album- pretty self explanatory really. Something is missing (why do people always take things from me) A song dedicated to the disappearance of her career.... Bah No more- Just shut up, I can't hear myself think. You all make me wanna drink. You make it impossible to stay sober I can't stand it, I can't stand it. You all need to Bah no more* __________________ If it looks like a skunk and smells like a skunk, it aint no kitty cat......